Dynamite 10/21: The Eliminator Kicks Off

you know they say that all dynamites are created equal, but you look at previous weeks and you look at this week and you can see that statement is not true. see, normally if you go into an episode of dynamite, you got a 50/50 chance of it being good or great. but this edition is a genetic freak and not normal! so you got a 25%, AT BEST, at topping this one. then you add next week to the mix, your chances of it being even better drastic go down. see with the 3 other matches not yet announced, you got a 33 1/3 chance of improving, but this week, this week's got a 66 and 2/3 chance of topping it, because tony khan KNOWS he can't beat it and he's not even gonna try!

so next week, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus this weeks 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of being more entertaining. but then you take tonight's dynamite's 75% chance of winning, if they were to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, this week's still got 141 2/3 chance of winning. see tony, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice.