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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2021 16:00:54 GMT -5
As soon the Final Three are in the ring (Cena, Sheamus, Ryback), JBL in all seriousness says “this is something you’ll tell your grandkids about!”.
I haven’t stopped laughing, I ran here to see if anyone remembers if people broke JBLs balls about that back then?
Also, what are some other ridiculous lines you’ve heard announcers say over the years?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2021 16:05:06 GMT -5
I love that he actually swears to god to second time around. Makes it that much funnier to me.
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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Jan 11, 2021 16:15:18 GMT -5
Technically he wasn't wrong.
"Grand kids, for back in 2013 we witnessed the WORSE final 3 you could imagine for a Royal Rumble match. The winner was John Cena which was even worse!"
So yes, I suppose he was right, it could easily be talked about years later Ha ha ha
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Post by jason88cubs on Jan 11, 2021 16:40:48 GMT -5
The first 60 seconds get me every time
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Post by The Brain on Jan 11, 2021 16:46:21 GMT -5
Schiavone at SSlam 89 when Warrior hits Rude with the belt on the floor he's like ''it's outside the ring so it can just be a count out'' Ventura being outraged about is gold. It shouldve been a DQ! Around 5:20. |
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Post by rkmo: Autonomous Meat Shield on Jan 11, 2021 16:57:31 GMT -5
One of only 3 Rumbles I don't own on DVD, made it a point not to. Remember debating someone quite civilly (a notion unheard of, I know lol) about how much this event failed in its potential before my days here. Saying how absurd it was for the Punk-Rock ending and the final three in the Rumble match being three faces the live audience were likely to boo, when the winner (*spoiler* Cena *spoiler*)had been largely expected beforehand.
To think having the Shield involved in a match that would have harmed the person they were allegedly trying to help (that didn't even matter in the end anyway), but then not doing a run-in to pop the crowd during that final three segment, especially knowing the six-man tag that was set up for the following PPV.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2021 16:59:49 GMT -5
Schiavone at SSlam 89 when Warrior hits Rude with the belt on the floor he's like ''it's outside the ring so it can just be a count out'' Ventura being outraged about is gold. It shouldve been a DQ! Around 5:20. Wow Jesse was shoot pissed at Schavione |
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Post by MKSavage on Jan 11, 2021 20:07:10 GMT -5
Schiavone at SSlam 89 when Warrior hits Rude with the belt on the floor he's like ''it's outside the ring so it can just be a count out'' Ventura being outraged about is gold. It should've been a DQ! Around 5:20. Yeah, that's a good one. I loved how Jesse called him out on it right away. I would also bring up the way he says "he picked him up" when Hogan slams Zeus. The way Schiavone says it makes it seem like that is the most impossible thing in the world, for Hogan to body slam Zeus, even though we all saw Hogan slam Andre who was listed at about 200+ pounds heavier. Schiavone didn't have a good night that night. |
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Post by MKSavage on Jan 11, 2021 20:10:10 GMT -5
As soon the Final Three are in the ring (Cena, Sheamus, Ryback), JBL in all seriousness says “this is something you’ll tell your grandkids about!”. I haven’t stopped laughing, I ran here to see if anyone remembers if people broke JBLs balls about that back then? Also, what are some other ridiculous lines you’ve heard announcers say over the years? Over the years of listening to JBL on commentary, I think he may be one of the worst announcers ever. He was all over the place, he flipped back and forth between babyface announcer and heel announcer. |
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Post by The Brain on Jan 11, 2021 20:13:55 GMT -5
Schiavone at SSlam 89 when Warrior hits Rude with the belt on the floor he's like ''it's outside the ring so it can just be a count out'' Ventura being outraged about is gold. It should've been a DQ! Around 5:20. Yeah, that's a good one. I loved how Jesse called him out on it right away. I would also bring up the way he says "he picked him up" when Hogan slams Zeus. The way Schiavone says it makes it seem like that is the most impossible thing in the world, for Hogan to body slam Zeus, even though we all saw Hogan slam Andre who was listed at about 200+ pounds heavier. Schiavone didn't have a good night that night. The shoot em outside the ring line still gets me every time. Jesse is the best. |
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Post by Decky on Jan 11, 2021 23:17:07 GMT -5
JR: You're not bilingual?
Triple H: I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them. Wait a minute... did I just mean to say that?
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Post by rateddal on Jan 11, 2021 23:25:13 GMT -5
As soon the Final Three are in the ring (Cena, Sheamus, Ryback), JBL in all seriousness says “this is something you’ll tell your grandkids about!”. I haven’t stopped laughing, I ran here to see if anyone remembers if people broke JBLs balls about that back then? Also, what are some other ridiculous lines you’ve heard announcers say over the years? Survivor Series 89 When Tito Santana and Honky Tonk begin the match, Ventura chimes "Main Event anywhere in the Country." |
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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Jan 12, 2021 1:53:28 GMT -5
JR: You're not bilingual? Triple H: I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them. Wait a minute... did I just mean to say that?
I remember that. Was that on the KOTR PPV during Rock vs. Shamrock or the Raw before the KOTR??
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Post by Mclovin on Jan 12, 2021 9:09:32 GMT -5
I love that he actually swears to god to second time around. Makes it that much funnier to me. Taker/Batista is the most underrated match in Mania history. Honestly I love this call because it makes Batista coming from the top feel special, which is lost in the age of triple flips. |
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Post by Mclovin on Jan 12, 2021 9:12:23 GMT -5
Technically he wasn't wrong. "Grand kids, for back in 2013 we witnessed the WORSE final 3 you could imagine for a Royal Rumble match. The winner was John Cena which was even worse!" So yes, I suppose he was right, it could easily be talked about years later Ha ha ha I was like 9 at the time. I am a well-known Cena hater I was team Ryback all the way. In hindsight I still wish Ryback would have won. I hate the second Rock/Cena match with a passion. Punk should beaten Rock and Ryback should have won the Rumble so we could get a real payoff to Ryback getting screwed at HIAC 2012. |
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Post by Mclovin on Jan 12, 2021 9:13:06 GMT -5
JR: You're not bilingual? Triple H: I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them. Wait a minute... did I just mean to say that? I love that line so much, fricking hilarious. |
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Post by MKSavage on Jan 12, 2021 9:21:57 GMT -5
As soon the Final Three are in the ring (Cena, Sheamus, Ryback), JBL in all seriousness says “this is something you’ll tell your grandkids about!”. I haven’t stopped laughing, I ran here to see if anyone remembers if people broke JBLs balls about that back then? Also, what are some other ridiculous lines you’ve heard announcers say over the years? Survivor Series 89 When Tito Santana and Honky Tonk begin the match, Ventura chimes "Main Event anywhere in the Country." Technically, the line is probably true. At the time, the WWF was running three towns a night and on the smaller towns (town C) in front of about 500-1,000 fans in attendance they could have been the main event of that show. The line would have made more sense a few years earlier when Honky Tonk was the IC champion and main eventing the B town shows. |
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Post by rateddal on Jan 12, 2021 16:38:35 GMT -5
Survivor Series 89 When Tito Santana and Honky Tonk begin the match, Ventura chimes "Main Event anywhere in the Country." Technically, the line is probably true. At the time, the WWF was running three towns a night and on the smaller towns (town C) in front of about 500-1,000 fans in attendance they could have been the main event of that show. The line would have made more sense a few years earlier when Honky Tonk was the IC champion and main eventing the B town shows. Point taken but even as a kid in the late 80s I knew Tito was a JTTS. Great hand but come on. |
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Post by Warriah' on Jan 18, 2021 10:26:54 GMT -5
The first 60 seconds get me every time Vinces Shawngasms ruined Shawn's entire face run lol |
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Post by JokerFC on Jan 20, 2021 7:53:07 GMT -5
Vinces commentary is just SO bad.
JBL & Cole together were absolutely awful....Cole was & is atrocious in his role.
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