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Post by jason88cubs on Jan 31, 2024 17:07:33 GMT -5
take a manager or wrestler or whoever and create a promo for them
Macho Man
"mirror mirror on the wall who is the greatest of them all, is it you hulk hogan? oh yea no i dont think so, you see the macho man doesnt trust you oh yea, not when your lusting after elizabeth! hulk hogan i wouldnt give you a drink of water in the sahara desert, even if you got on your kness and begged, i'd just laugh and drink it in front of you! all that hot doggin and grandstanding got you where you are hulk hogan! no friend,s oh yea the macho man LIVES by the motto keep your friends close but you enemies closer oh yea and your a enemy hulk hogan, i hate you hulk hogan, I HATE YOU HULK HOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by ASR (therockisback) on Jan 31, 2024 17:55:24 GMT -5
Austin & Heyman in 01
The promos would be crazy
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Post by JimRiga on Feb 5, 2024 13:39:59 GMT -5
*snarl*
RAA-AA-AAWR!
DOES ANYBODY FEEL THE TRUE DESTINY OF MAN OR DO THEY HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THEIR OWN DESTINY!?
THIS IS WHAT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HAS TO FACE, AS HE FILLS RADIOACTIVE PLUTONIUM INTO THE FUEL TANK OF HIS FLYING BLACK HOLE DESTROYER!!
FLOWING THROUGH THE VEINS OF THE WARRIOR IS DESTRUCITY! AND DESTRUCITY WILL TAKE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR INTO THE GALAXY TO MEET WITH THE GODS AND DEMONSTRATE HIS INCREDIBLE POWER!!
THE GODS WILL WITNESS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BURN IN A PIT OF FIRE, THE GODS WILL WITNESS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HAVE BOWLING BALLS THROWN AT HIS HEAD AND THE GODS WILL WITNESS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR FALL INTO A POOL OF BOILING WATER AND GET BITTEN BY PIRANHAS!!
YET AFTER THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR COMPLETES HIS TASKS, HE WILL EXPOSE THE GODS’ OWN MORTALITY AND VANQUISH THEM ALL ONE BY ONE!!
But you, Ho Kogan, YOU will be all that is left standing in the world. You, Ho Kogan, will be all that is left because Hulkamania is Immortal, Ho Kogan……
BUT, HO KOGAN, THE STARS ARE ALIGNED FOR YOU TO FEEL THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND ALL HIS LITTLE WARRIORS AS WE SHARE THE DEEP BONDS THAT THROB INSIDE OUR BODIES, THE BONDS THAT ARE TIED TOGETHER SO STRONGLY THAT THEY ARE REPRESENTED BY THE GIRLS’ BICYCLE STREAMERS WRAPPED AROUND MY ARMS, THE BOND THAT WILL DISPLAY THE FORCE THAT WILL DESTROY HULKAMANIA AND THE BOND THAT WILL MAKE DESTRUCITY CONQUER THE WORLD AND REIGN SUPREME……..
While YOU, Ho Kogan, YOU will be thrown by the wayside, trampled on by a herd of wild and untamed honey badgers and forgotten all about, starved of attention as you fall to the power of The Ultimate………WAW-RYER!!
HO KOGAN, YOUR STAR WILL FALL INTO A NOSEDIVE AND THE STAR OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL SHINE BRIGHTER THAN THE SECOND BRIGHTEST STAR AS HE FULFILLS ALL PROPHECIES EVER MADE TO TAKE HIS PLACE IN DESTINY BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL LIVE……….FOREVER!!!!!
*SNOOOOORRRRRRRT!!*
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