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Post by PWC-NYG on Feb 12, 2008 21:57:42 GMT -5
Chloroform and a rag always helped me.
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Post by Tim Tebow™ on Feb 12, 2008 21:58:39 GMT -5
DON'T RKO her.
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Post by layzie on Feb 12, 2008 23:10:30 GMT -5
go to a club
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Post by tempts4lifer on Feb 12, 2008 23:40:05 GMT -5
the docter siad it was impossible for me to get a boner...you proved him wrong
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Post by Mark on Feb 12, 2008 23:42:39 GMT -5
Don't you mean tell HER YOU like HER? oh man sorry, i was like busy looking at this pic of some dude with a guitar LMFAO~ Score one for you! |
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Post by Lennon on Feb 12, 2008 23:55:34 GMT -5
"Hey baby, i'm like a rubix cube.....The longer you play with it, the harder it gets"
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Post by mania on Feb 13, 2008 0:23:49 GMT -5
Get a life?
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Post by carly1988 on Feb 13, 2008 3:30:27 GMT -5
just go up to her and say "hey i really think you're (fill in adj)" (cute, funny, stunning, breathtaking,) DONT use words like (Hot, Sexy, Bangin) "and i was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime?"
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Post by fathercrimboss on Feb 13, 2008 7:53:17 GMT -5
You want to go for a drink some time
any others are a tacky as a 19 year old wearing a kane costume.
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Post by DontHassleTheHoff on Feb 13, 2008 11:43:57 GMT -5
Just be your self and talk to her, if you want to keep up your reputation of being funny maybe slip a few jokes into conversation , but dont over do it.
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Post by Zeke on Feb 13, 2008 12:42:58 GMT -5
Win the WWE Belt.
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Post by Kliquid on Feb 13, 2008 12:47:52 GMT -5
Be yourself.
If that doesn't work, she's not worth it and it wouldn't work out anyways.
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Post by Ecks. on Feb 13, 2008 12:54:03 GMT -5
Don't say it with flowers. Say it with animal carcass.
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Reasoning through Questioning
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Post by Reasoning through Questioning on Feb 13, 2008 12:54:41 GMT -5
Be an a$$nghole. That way down the road they won't be all " You were different when we first met."
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Post by bobski. on Feb 13, 2008 12:56:03 GMT -5
"Chat her up", you know talk to her about current events
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Post by Johnny Lawrence - Cobra Kai on Feb 13, 2008 13:08:20 GMT -5
Ironically, ever since I met my wife, it's been easier to meet women than at any other point in my life.
So, my advice is to go meet a girl, marry her, move in together, have a child. Then the chicks will be easier to approach. Good luck!
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Post by dufflebagboi on Feb 13, 2008 13:32:21 GMT -5
talk to her! i mean unless u is scared  |
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Post by Mirror Images on Feb 13, 2008 13:48:59 GMT -5
Just walk up to her and expose your self. If you are not well equiped use a prosthetic penis.
Should do the trick.
Plan B would be to buy her flowers, but the first one is a sure fire winner.
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Post by perilloboy123 on Feb 13, 2008 17:16:50 GMT -5
RKO + rape = win.
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Post by cutechick on Feb 13, 2008 17:36:48 GMT -5
I dont think a pickup line will work.. she will prob think ur weird.. i suggest u act like urself.. and when she gets to know u she will c how funny u r  Marii.. |
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