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Post by boskstein on Feb 12, 2008 18:54:46 GMT -5
Hello all. Ive been told im a pretty funny guy and Im going after this girl. My Q is, living up to my funny man name what are some good pick up lines?
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Post by uzerx on Feb 12, 2008 18:56:20 GMT -5
"Blow me" always gets them. Talk to them in spanish if you know it.
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Post by OverTheEdge on Feb 12, 2008 18:59:03 GMT -5
Tell her you like Kane. She'll be  ing you in no time. |
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Post by boskstein on Feb 12, 2008 19:01:35 GMT -5
Tell her you like Kane. She'll be ing you in no time. Yeah buddy!! Seriously though? I like the spanish idea, porque yo se. |
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Post by cia on Feb 12, 2008 19:01:53 GMT -5
Rape.
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Post by Suckasays on Feb 12, 2008 19:02:50 GMT -5
YOU: You look exactly like my first wife GIRL: Really? You've been married before YOU: No...  Cheesy. But just enough for a girl to go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww or possibly freak out and call the cops. It'll be one or the other. |
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Post by boskstein on Feb 12, 2008 19:02:59 GMT -5
This this this topic has gone to ****. I try to be serious and a Jeff Hardy fan has to ruin it. RAPE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU JOKE ABOUT! ! Good one, Suckasays  |
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Post by uzerx on Feb 12, 2008 19:05:56 GMT -5
Say "Chupa mi pinga puta"
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Post by Mark on Feb 12, 2008 19:10:23 GMT -5
Say "Chupa mi pinga puta" how long did Bable fish pull that up for you Just tell her she looks familar and then go "So whats your name..Oh my name is so and so" and then you SHAKE HER HAND |
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Post by uzerx on Feb 12, 2008 19:12:11 GMT -5
Say "Chupa mi pinga puta" how long did Bable fish pull that up for you Just tell her she looks familar and then go "So whats your name..Oh my name is so and so" and then you SHAKE HER HAND In all honesty, I've known how to say that for a long time. |
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Post by Jax on Feb 12, 2008 19:13:10 GMT -5
jump her. kidnap her. take her somewhere. then go outside and then run in pretending you heard weird noises and save her.
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Post by uzerx on Feb 12, 2008 19:14:28 GMT -5
jump her. kidnap her. take her somewhere. then go outside and then run in pretending you heard weird noises and save her. Very good idea. |
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Post by Gazza on Feb 12, 2008 19:15:15 GMT -5
How about..
" I got this advice of a wrestling forum, so will you go out with me?"
I'm sure it will get you a girl...
But seriously.. Why do people ask for help here? Its a wrestling forum, most of the forum won't be able to help, so why ask here? Getting advice on how to pick up a girl on here isn't going to give you a result you want,you will get replies like what i used or like "RKO here". So just ask her instead of asking here
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Post by instant classic on Feb 12, 2008 19:17:27 GMT -5
Did it hurt?......When you fell from haeven
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Post by v/\v on Feb 12, 2008 19:18:17 GMT -5
^Quite.
RKO her.
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Post by hammerzeit on Feb 12, 2008 19:19:48 GMT -5
There is no good way to get a girl. Some people can just do it naturally, most people can't. To those lucky few that are easily able to approach a girl and gain her attention, god bless you, but for the rest of us, there's no quick fix or easy solution. When it happens, it happens, that's it.
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Post by slappy on Feb 12, 2008 19:22:36 GMT -5
Grow a set.
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Post by CM Punk on Feb 12, 2008 19:22:43 GMT -5
Did it hurt?......When you fell from haeven nice one |
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Post by DeadMan9O™ on Feb 12, 2008 19:23:16 GMT -5
Three words.
"Bitch. Get. Low"
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Post by Andrew on Feb 12, 2008 19:24:45 GMT -5
Its the people that say stuff like RKO and kidnapp her are the ones who have had no experience in the field of play.
There are a couple of options, Go man up and ask her, tell her she likes you, worked for me twice, and i havent needed to do it on anyone else since.
Do the friend approach, get someone to text her, hey omg mr x and you would be a great couple xx so cute. ect. or get a friend to ask her does she like you.
Third, get in good with her, text her compliment her, old fashioned way, the most satifying.
I hope you do it, or at least make progress but when i was 13 i could barly talk to girls, now i treat them like my best friends, It happens what is gonna happen, go with the flow and move on if its a no. dont take an ego bashing over some girl
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