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Post by miserere on Jan 7, 2008 3:33:55 GMT -5
Man that was some gay ass spam right there. what the hell are you thinking. blowing some fruit cake over slurpees at a gas station. you dumb bitch. ^^^This is nothing out of the ordinary. -Didn't  around with the kid. -Wasn't a one-night thing. Known him for years. Before you call someone "dumb", take a look into what you typed first. It's as if you didn't even read the whole thing, you illiterate . Anyway, those who judge, need to understand that they just haven't been there. It's a really akward feeling when you're like, attracted to a DUDE...Who you've known for years. Whether it's a serious relationship, or just using someone up and throwing them away, it's ALWAYS been about the female persuasion. This is a damn good discussion, IMO, and it's kinda ****ty that people come out of the night-time bushes to be like "HATE THE ONES WHO ARE NOT LIKE WE!!", then slink back into the shadows and beat off while thinking about dogs or something. Haha, I SO just made myself laugh. man you live sort of near me and nick and that HHH316 kid. for our sake please move. take your clown act to massachusetts, they like you there. |
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Post by miserere on Jan 7, 2008 3:36:03 GMT -5
so let me get this straight
smoking makes you relax and you thought smoking your friend's pole would help you relax a little further
am i right or wrong here?
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Post by Returnal on Jan 7, 2008 3:52:28 GMT -5
He had a creepy obsession with Petey Williams and even licked his sweat! True story Okay thats rather weird... |
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Post by AdamBomb on Jan 7, 2008 3:54:57 GMT -5
so let me get this straight smoking makes you relax and you thought smoking your friend's pole would help you relax a little further am i right or wrong here? So let me get this straight. You're a ing dick. |
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Post by Phoenix Nitro on Jan 7, 2008 3:59:02 GMT -5
Yeah, they're just trying to start up on some ****. Don't even worry about it, man.
I'm sick of my topics getting messed with, and whatever.
EDIT: Oh, yeah. The petey thing.
I had a gay friend who dared me to run up to him at a show, pat him on the back, and lick my hand in front of everyone. I don't give a ****, and I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I did it.
It got on the DVD, too. Haha!
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Post by AdamBomb on Jan 7, 2008 4:11:13 GMT -5
I'm just saying, I might poke fun at music, or say a movie sucks, or some bull **** - but that's ing different. To come on to a goddamn message board, go into a thread, and say something bashing someone's LIFE is just someone being a in prick, doing it more than once though just shows someone needs a ing slap upside their dome. Seriously, you don't like the way someone lives their life, move the on and keep your mouth shut. What the was the point of that? To be cute, funny? |
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Post by Hurricane on Jan 7, 2008 4:47:28 GMT -5
I totally agree with AdamBomb. I mean, I cant say im that confident around homosexual guys, but I much prefer them over homophobes. Homeophobes are the biggest kind of f*ggots. Quit ing acting cool and shut the up. |
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Post by miserere on Jan 7, 2008 5:55:08 GMT -5
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Post by Phoenix Nitro on Jan 7, 2008 6:02:56 GMT -5
It's like Jenga...
The tower's solid...People are strategically, methodically pulling pieces out.
...Then someone comes in, and just starts ripping out pieces like a 5 year old with cheeto-stained fingers.
That'd be great if one of my topics weren't locked on account of a kid being immature. I'm liking the fact that a lot of people can relate on this.
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Post by poolsclosed on Jan 7, 2008 6:24:30 GMT -5
So, later, at the hookah bar, he takes my phone, and texts her, "can I siiyb ?" (Meaning stick it in your butt) She responds, "What does that mean?" He texts, "It's arabic for holding you in my arms deeply. If you want to, please text back 'yes you can siimb'." (Meaning stick it in my butt, obviously) Responce: "Baby, you can do whatever you want". HAHA, so that's like a subliminal open invitation to do it. And it's funny, 'cause if I end up with her, I'll always have that little upper hand. 'Cause I'll know, and she won't. And THAT'S ing hilarious. I think about it every time I see her now, and she has no ing clue. lol seriously, gb2school. I can't believe you're calling someone else immature after that. |
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Post by Jean-Ralphio on Jan 7, 2008 6:27:51 GMT -5
Responce "Baby, you can do whatever you want"
.................right.
I cant believe I am the one to say this, but it has to be said, and I am sorry bringing it down to a 7th grade level....BUT....
Why when you are talking to the "girl" about "sticking it in her backside" does it have to go in the backside? Is that something subliminally you are trying to tell yourself and your friend? I mean its supposed to go in the front door with girls, thats what you should be shooting for not the wrong way to choo choo town.
Just pointing it out, that and the Smirnoff ices tell me more than your story so far
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Post by Phoenix Nitro on Jan 7, 2008 6:41:28 GMT -5
Responce "Baby, you can do whatever you want" .................right. I cant believe I am the one to say this, but it has to be said, and I am sorry bringing it down to a 7th grade level....BUT.... Why when you are talking to the "girl" about "sticking it in her backside" does it have to go in the backside? Is that something subliminally you are trying to tell yourself and your friend? I mean its supposed to go in the front door with girls, thats what you should be shooting for not the wrong way to choo choo town. Just pointing it out, that and the Smirnoff ices tell me more than your story so far No, no, I'm not into the backside. But that's just more **** that we joke about. I'm totally not into that, and if you read, it all started when he asked if I did over the phone. 'Cause since I was there so long, he assumed we were having sex. Though we weren't. This is the same kid that jokes about defiling schoolgirls and stuff. He's got a sick sense of humor, but I find it hilarious. And, yes, she actually texted that exact responce. She tends to come on a little strong over the phone, and then totally has nothing to say in person. And the smirnoff? I don't know what you're talking about with that, but I drank tonight, and NOT last night. Therefore, I was not under the influence. And, to the "gb2school" remark from someone...Like I said, the whole thing sprung off of an inside joke from earlier that night. (read above) I *seriously* did not want him to send those texts, 'cause I know he's a troublemaker with girls. But when he told me what he was gonna say, I couldn't resist, and we had a cheap laugh. EDIT: I haven't sent any posts here under a buzz. The whole time I was drinking I was spending time with some Mario Galaxy. So, uh...There's no drunken posts on here. Just for reference. ANOTHER EDIT: I play video games better when drunk. Stick that on a Mattitude letterbox. |
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Post by miserere on Jan 7, 2008 6:53:06 GMT -5
It's like Jenga... The tower's solid...People are strategically, methodically pulling pieces out. ...Then someone comes in, and just starts ripping out pieces like a 5 year old with cheeto-stained fingers. That'd be great if one of my topics weren't locked on account of a kid being immature. I'm liking the fact that a lot of people can relate on this. Alright, genius, you want my true input? Here goes. You're an idiot and an attention whore. This board is made up of kids who collect wrestling toys and follow Hulk Hogan around for a living, and you want "maturity"? Especially after posting a story that lacks any and all traces of such a thing? Get real. You can't just come on here and say "I almost kissed my male best friend!" and expect the feedback to be 100% overwhelmingly positive. The majority of this board is, I'd imagine, under 17 and still in high school or middle school. Again, you're pretty dense if you think you're going to get a bunch of serious responses. Onto your story: it sucked. It was childish, mindless, and God awful. That, and you're the world's worst storyteller. It's bad enough the thing is chock full of your longing for your friend, but the way you wrote it makes me want to tear my hair out. "I don't ing care"? Classy. Real grown up of you, too. You're here shootin' me down for trying to "be cool," yet you're the one playing the apathy card? Give me a break. Moving on... You're underage and getting wasted. Righteous! I personally don't give a crapwhat you, or anybody else does in their spare time, but kid, you're just trying to be cool, here. "Look at me, I drink!" Quick, let's all be jealous of BLUE and his drunkard friends. What did I say you were a bit earlier? Ah, that's right, attention whore. I thought that'd be the end of your senseless irresponsibility, but I guess I was wrong: Yeah, BLUE, life is too short to live it how you desire. You're not fooling anybody into thinking you're "cool" for drinking, doing drugs, smoking, fingering men in the bathroom at school, or any of that. You are not cool. This theory is well-evidenced by the fact that every second line in this dumbass story is about how you drink or get drunk or aren't "straight-edge" (because we all know that crapis for pussies, right?). You're a ing clown. "Living it up," huh? I'm sure. It's nice that you've found your post-break-up positive attitude, but deep down inside, you're probably hurting. I'm guessing you miss this girl and would do dark, foul things to get her back, if only for a night, because of how often you talk about her. If she was such a thing of the past, you wouldn't be wasting a paragraph (let alone, what, two? Three?) on her. And it must be real humbling for this gal to know she's turned her first boy queer. I mean, wow. That must be some honor for her, right? Again, attention whoring. Hookah is sooo cool, man. Local shows are sooo cool. I mean, you're ALWAYS doing it. Relax! Chill! Take a big hit, let the smoke pour from your mouth, post about it on WrestlingFigs.com. Bold move. You're the kind of idiot that always goes to the hookah bars and brings his friend and a camera with him, aren't you? And when the smoke billows from your lips, you toss your camera to your friend to take a picture of how cool you look, right? And that's the whole night, too. Just pictures of you and your idiot friends blowing smoke. Then you sign on to Facebook and Myspace or whatever and post however many hundreds of photos of you two clowns blowing smoke all night. I get it. It's "cool." I don't do it because I, unfortunately, am NOT "cool." It kind of bothers me, actually. Maybe we can.. hang out sometime? It's bad enough you offer your friend, who you know is totally against smoking tobacco, a hit off your hookah. Then you follow that act up with your little criticisms of him on here. This boy clearly cannot be as awesome as you, BLUE! He's just trying to fit in! Sheesh. And hookah is the closest to a true buzz you've ever experienced, I question what kind of town South Elgin is. Are there no pot dealers near you? No one selling shrooms or ketamine or 2CB or anything? Do you not ever even, like, take three Tylenols before bed, even though the bottle clearly says to take only two? I'm not telling you to shoot heroin, but if getting dizzy off your hookah is how you spend every day, Jesus, man. Get out there. Yeeeaaaah, this is where I start tugging out my hair. I think WF has maybe one or two openly homosexual members (hey, Slappy), but this little tease is kind of stupid, in all honesty. Listen, if you're gay, and you play for that team, fine. I don't care. And if you like the pink tacos, great. I still don't care. There just doesn't have to be a post about it. Every topic on WF about "girl trouble," or, in your case, guy trouble, makes me want to be waterboarded in a dark basement. I mean, I don't exactly expect Shakespeare from a bunch of kids still obsessed with dolls, but seriously? Relationship trouble? That is so not why I come here. Bragging about being drunk, bragging about smoking, bragging about staring eerily into the eyes of your best friend, and now this? Bragging about your hair? Attention. Whore. Raise your God damn hand, stand up, bring it to the front of class. The whole world is about you and you alone. Re: maturity. I fail to see how stealing or blowing things up qualify for being "mature," but if you insist. Chumbawumba hasn't been relevant for 10 years. That "nice eyes" comment? Creepy. Seriously lowdown creepy. I forgot I was on the homo-erotica board here on WRESTLINGFIGS. My mistake. Mommy and daddy must be so proud of their little boy BLUE. Drinking all their alcohol. Or, drinking all the alcohol you made them run out to the store to buy you because you are still under the age. Classy. Dignified. Mature. Then again, those adjectives seem to be a running theme with you. You want my advice? LiveJournal. Invest in one. They're free. |
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Post by Jean-Ralphio on Jan 7, 2008 7:24:53 GMT -5
And the winner for best post of 2008 is.....this one!
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Post by Mark on Jan 7, 2008 7:40:10 GMT -5
You win the internet.
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Post by Phoenix Nitro on Jan 7, 2008 7:51:48 GMT -5
Never tried to be cool. The night was interesting, what can I say?
I think that's all that's left to say, is that I posted it here, and you can totally get over it, or leave. I mean, whatever's clever.
I didn't expect everyone to be all hunky-dory with this. I expected a lot of that "grow a set", and what not. I didn't someone to nag me about every little detail of my night, and my life, and whatever else. Hell, if I wanted that, I would've stayed with my ex.
And no, I wouldn't do anything to get her back. I would do weird things to end up "having fun" with the current girl. Which is sad, but I admit. I'm a horny goat, lol.
Yeah, we actually have a friend that takes pictures of herself smoking the hookah. I agree that it's annoying. If you want to hang with her, she cheats on her man in Iraq often, so uh...You could get lucky. >_>
I'm not a druggie kind of guy. But I do like a calming night with the hookah, and a drink every now and then. More now than before, but that's really just because I felt like I wasn't allowed to in my last relationship.
A drink relaxes you. A hookah relaxes you. Greatly. And that's all I need, sometimes.
Taking Erik there was a mistake. But, honestly, I was very nervous the whole night, and I believe he was, too. So, I thought of something chill and relaxing.
Oh, and I realize a lot of immature things happened that night. We are pretty damn immature, but not in a harmful way, y'know? Not like a "KILL THE KIDS FOR HAVING FUN AND DISCOVERING NEW THINGS!" ...while beating off to dogs kind of way, y'know?
^^^Made myself laugh again.
Damn, I didn't even realize I looked like I was bragging about drinking. In all honesty, I haven't had a drink in over a year, and a buddy of mine got me started back up again on New Years. I just think I'm happy to be privileged with the stuff again.
My bad if I made it look that way.
The parentals don't buy your alcohol for you. You know this, man. Come on.
There's a lot of places to turn to for the drugs you're talking about. Fortunately, I won't let myself go that far.
Oh, and I'll never be drunk at a party, 'cause that's bad.
Let's see...Browsing through more of what you wrote. *eats a cracker*
I crave attention. That's a big thing with me, thank you for pointing that out. Like it's worse than cyanide, or something.
I'm really not a clown, though, sorry. I don't juggle, and I don't support a failed rap band.
Wait, were you actually encouraging me to do stronger drugs? Nah, that's K.
I talk about this kid wanting to fit in because he talks and talks and talks about wanting to be in a place like that, but then he gets the shakes. I try to get him to try the hookah, because honestly the kid needs to calm down. I worry about him, a lot. Obviously.
You didn't come here for relationship trouble? Oh, well, last time I checked, this is really an ANYTHING board. As stated before, you can totally leave if it makes you that queasy, man.
Yup. World totally revolves around me. You got me pegged. Whatever you say, boss. I'm totally not bringing my friends out trying to show them a good time, looking at all their art, letting them pick the songs, paying for their tab, etc. Again, IDFK...
No, whatever, man. I'm done explaining things to people like you. Guys like you just seriously nitpick everything because you're bitter. Alcohol is still fun to me. The hookah lounge is still fun to me. Erik made me happy. So I posted about it. Case closed on this.
My life is an open book, and I love to tell about any and all new experiences that I have in life.
You have to understand, my friend. I have not felt freedom in a long time. It feels great, and if I'm bragging about it at any point, I don't care. It. Feels. Great. Just to get out. Just to realize you don't have that controlling so-and-so on your back anymore. After six months, you can go out with your friends again. You can drink. You can actually GO to the hookah bar. I'm happy to have a GOOD time for once, and if it's a crime to tell whoever on this board that I had a great (though akward) time, oh well.
I like this board, a lot. And if I feel great about something, I'm gonna talk. Now I'm done.
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Post by miserere on Jan 7, 2008 8:09:33 GMT -5
People like me? What, us blacks? Are we playing the race card, now?
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Post by Phoenix Nitro on Jan 7, 2008 8:12:14 GMT -5
On one more side note, I had no idea posting this on here was going to start this much crap.
Guess I am confused, as I just took a liking to another girl tonight that I hadn't talked to in a while.
So...now...A guy and two girls are on my "i'm interested" list.
Eh...I'm in a rut. But it's cool, I'll work my way out like I always do.
If this is all going against something, I'd rather the thing be locked than get banned or something. I'm not like a fortune teller or something, so I had no idea we were gonna have a volcano here at 70+ posts.
So, sorry to whoever. It's been a weird week. But great.
Yay, bed.
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Post by Phoenix Nitro on Jan 7, 2008 8:13:26 GMT -5
People like me? What, us blacks? Are we playing the race card, now? How was I supposed to know that - - Oh, you're still bullying me. Nevermind. Good night. Er, morning. |
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Post by kanekilledvince on Jan 7, 2008 8:28:34 GMT -5
miserere: Its great to see that you can fully back up your argument! awesome!
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