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Post by ovw4life on Feb 1, 2008 23:39:43 GMT -5
My brother,Ron, while i was gone signed me up to some Barbie Fan Club, so now I'm recevieng all these e-mails about Barbie. Then, he spray painted the words "I suck" on my bed. He can make me so mad sometimes, to the point where I want to kick him right in the nuts. Do any of you guys have a brother or sibling like mine. If so I feel sorry for you.
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Post by cosmo on Feb 1, 2008 23:52:00 GMT -5
MAHAHAHAHA... oh, um my brother is awesome. He's buying me a PSP, he even  ing bought me A Night At The Roxbury on DVD, our VHS was wearing out. Sucks to be you though, sorry for the annoying sibling thing though. |
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Post by ruthlessagression on Feb 1, 2008 23:55:34 GMT -5
I am an only child. Thank god right?
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Post by tnafan4life on Feb 1, 2008 23:59:04 GMT -5
I've got two sisters but I'm the youngest so the worse that's ever been done is bad things been said about me. Everytime my parents would argue with Rebecca (the middle one) she would bring up "You buy Matthew this", "You never say nothing to him when he does that", etc, etc. Now that I'm the only kid living here I tell everyone I'm now an only child & I got it made - seriously. I went from having a small room to have this HUGE room with a big walk in closet. But, Sorry you're brothers an bunghole.
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Post by The UndyTaker on Feb 2, 2008 0:15:43 GMT -5
There was an A&P by my best friends(who is as close to me as a brother) house, and when you walked in there was bulletin board where you could post ads. They used to have these ads for bed wetting hanging on them. It had a big STOP sign on it and next to that it said Bed Wetting. So I used to put them in my friends bed every now and then when I would stay over. So there was this really hot girl that he was trying to hook up with for a long time that was coming over with her friends to drink. I knew he was going to try to hook up with her. So I got one of the Stop Bed Wetting sheets and filled it out with his name and address and put it in his bed. He gets her in his room and they are messing around while I am in the living room hanging out with the other girls. All of a sudden we hear her say, "What the ?!" and she starts laughing. She comes out of the room in her bra and underwear with the rest of her clothes in her hands and she's laughing hysterically. He comes out yelling at me, 'Hey a-hole, tell her you did it!" I said, "What did I do? I've been in here the whole time." And the other girls all start saying I was in there talking to them. And the girl he was messing around with starts telling her friends about the bed wetting thing and they all nearly piss themselves laughing. He's bright red from anger yelling about how I put it there. He even gets out a piece of paper and writes his name on it so they could examine how different the handwriting looks compared to the one on the bed wetting ad. The girls are still laughing, plus they are wasted so they didn't care about the handwriting. So he didn't end up getting with that girl for the rest of this night and he was pissed. Maybe he should have told that story since I am the a-hole in it. ;D |
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Post by comebackhitman on Feb 2, 2008 0:22:37 GMT -5
There was an A&P by my best friends(who is as close to me as a brother) house, and when you walked in there was bulletin board where you could post ads. They used to have these ads for bed wetting hanging on them. It had a big STOP sign on it and next to that it said Bed Wetting. So I used to put them in my friends bed every now and then when I would stay over. So there was this really hot girl that he was trying to hook up with for a long time that was coming over with her friends to drink. I knew he was going to try to hook up with her. So I got one of the Stop Bed Wetting sheets and filled it out with his name and address and put it in his bed. He gets her in his room and they are messing around while I am in the living room hanging out with the other girls. All of a sudden we hear her say, "What the ?!" and she starts laughing. She comes out of the room in her bra and underwear with the rest of her clothes in her hands and she's laughing hysterically. He comes out yelling at me, 'Hey a-hole, tell her you did it!" I said, "What did I do? I've been in here the whole time." And the other girls all start saying I was in there talking to them. And the girl he was messing around with starts telling her friends about the bed wetting thing and they all nearly piss themselves laughing. He's bright red from anger yelling about how I put it there. He even gets out a piece of paper and writes his name on it so they could examine how different the handwriting looks compared to the one on the bed wetting ad. The girls are still laughing, plus they are wasted so they didn't care about the handwriting. So he didn't end up getting with that girl for the rest of this night and he was pissed. Maybe he should have told that story since I am the a-hole in it. ;D i would never talked to you again if you got me blue balled like that lol  funny though- hate to give you credit because im putting myself in his shoes but its ing hilarious |
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Post by Jax on Feb 2, 2008 0:35:42 GMT -5
well... i have a younger sister and i buy her stuff all the time, i hope she doesnt think im an bunghole/
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Post by Get A Rhythm™ on Feb 2, 2008 0:36:19 GMT -5
RKO him
My brother's awesome. He bought me a Nano for my bday last year, went to a WWE event with me recently, we're watching the Superbowl together on Sunday, and we're always goin outside to throw the football around or play frisbee. He used to annoy me when I was little because I thought he was a pesky teenager, but when you get older, things change and you become closer and better friends. I can honestly say that my brother is like my best friend.
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Post by dr percival cox on Feb 2, 2008 0:39:11 GMT -5
There was an A&P by my best friends(who is as close to me as a brother) house, and when you walked in there was bulletin board where you could post ads. They used to have these ads for bed wetting hanging on them. It had a big STOP sign on it and next to that it said Bed Wetting. So I used to put them in my friends bed every now and then when I would stay over. So there was this really hot girl that he was trying to hook up with for a long time that was coming over with her friends to drink. I knew he was going to try to hook up with her. So I got one of the Stop Bed Wetting sheets and filled it out with his name and address and put it in his bed. He gets her in his room and they are messing around while I am in the living room hanging out with the other girls. All of a sudden we hear her say, "What the ?!" and she starts laughing. She comes out of the room in her bra and underwear with the rest of her clothes in her hands and she's laughing hysterically. He comes out yelling at me, 'Hey a-hole, tell her you did it!" I said, "What did I do? I've been in here the whole time." And the other girls all start saying I was in there talking to them. And the girl he was messing around with starts telling her friends about the bed wetting thing and they all nearly piss themselves laughing. He's bright red from anger yelling about how I put it there. He even gets out a piece of paper and writes his name on it so they could examine how different the handwriting looks compared to the one on the bed wetting ad. The girls are still laughing, plus they are wasted so they didn't care about the handwriting. So he didn't end up getting with that girl for the rest of this night and he was pissed. Maybe he should have told that story since I am the a-hole in it. ;D That's pretty much ing funny. Props to you. |
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Feb 2, 2008 5:46:57 GMT -5
My brother is a douche. When he would drive, he'd wait until my hand was on the outside door handle. Then he'd speed up about 15 feet and make me chase his car. After the 3rd time, I told him to f*ck off and I'd walk home or call a cab.
Once I spent all day cleaning my room. He emptied a container of baby powder in front of the fan I had on my dresser, covering my room with it.
I used to make a wad of chewing gum last for a few days, and I't keep it in a dish in my room. He'd stretch it open & put pepper in it.
He tied me to a tree in our back yard and "forgot" about me for 2 1/2 hours. I was 6 at the time, he was 11.
He'd always yank my chair out from under me when I was about to sit down.
He put my name on an "I'm interested in joining the armed forces" sheet, and was bombarded with phone calls & visits from recruitment centers all year.
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Post by Hollywood Asia on Feb 2, 2008 6:13:07 GMT -5
lol @ your bed being spray painted
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Post by ericbischoff on Feb 2, 2008 6:51:14 GMT -5
lmao. I have 3 brothers, 2 of them is awesome, we was like as best friends. We always hang around a lots at party, clubbing, go to meal, and tease each others, trips, out, holiday etc We actual never have been fight... yet! (I am 20 years old, my brothers 22 and 25 years old) no fight or break down yet.
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Post by [MJH] on Feb 2, 2008 7:57:51 GMT -5
There was an A&P by my best friends(who is as close to me as a brother) house, and when you walked in there was bulletin board where you could post ads. They used to have these ads for bed wetting hanging on them. It had a big STOP sign on it and next to that it said Bed Wetting. So I used to put them in my friends bed every now and then when I would stay over. So there was this really hot girl that he was trying to hook up with for a long time that was coming over with her friends to drink. I knew he was going to try to hook up with her. So I got one of the Stop Bed Wetting sheets and filled it out with his name and address and put it in his bed. He gets her in his room and they are messing around while I am in the living room hanging out with the other girls. All of a sudden we hear her say, "What the ?!" and she starts laughing. She comes out of the room in her bra and underwear with the rest of her clothes in her hands and she's laughing hysterically. He comes out yelling at me, 'Hey a-hole, tell her you did it!" I said, "What did I do? I've been in here the whole time." And the other girls all start saying I was in there talking to them. And the girl he was messing around with starts telling her friends about the bed wetting thing and they all nearly piss themselves laughing. He's bright red from anger yelling about how I put it there. He even gets out a piece of paper and writes his name on it so they could examine how different the handwriting looks compared to the one on the bed wetting ad. The girls are still laughing, plus they are wasted so they didn't care about the handwriting. So he didn't end up getting with that girl for the rest of this night and he was pissed. Maybe he should have told that story since I am the a-hole in it. ;D I'd put this in my sig if it wasn't so long. |
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Post by ● kaneisdaman ● on Feb 2, 2008 8:16:49 GMT -5
That Barbie idea is simple but effective. Spray painting your bed is going overboard though. Vanadalism really.
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Post by perilloboy123 on Feb 2, 2008 8:20:35 GMT -5
That's hilarious, man. How old is he? I want to meet him.
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Does that make me bad?
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Post by Does that make me bad? on Feb 2, 2008 8:55:45 GMT -5
Lets try this agian because the mods didn't like my other answer
I see your only 13 he cant be much older then you are why not just talk to him and tell him how childish hes being. I dont think getting some emails that you can unsubscribe to is that big of a deal.
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Post by inrogers29 on Feb 2, 2008 8:56:50 GMT -5
I have a brother but hes ten years older than me so ive always been a only child. Spray painting your bed? Thats a little extreme
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Post by dmallett4 on Feb 2, 2008 8:58:16 GMT -5
im an only child, however i wish i wasnt.
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Post by Jacob on Feb 2, 2008 10:17:35 GMT -5
I have a younger Sister, I'm 20 and she's 18. We used to argue all the time when we where younger, that's what siblings do. It's not so bad now that we're older, although we do annoy eachother alot of the time.
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Post by CBT on Feb 2, 2008 11:16:47 GMT -5
There was an A&P by my best friends(who is as close to me as a brother) house, and when you walked in there was bulletin board where you could post ads. They used to have these ads for bed wetting hanging on them. It had a big STOP sign on it and next to that it said Bed Wetting. So I used to put them in my friends bed every now and then when I would stay over. So there was this really hot girl that he was trying to hook up with for a long time that was coming over with her friends to drink. I knew he was going to try to hook up with her. So I got one of the Stop Bed Wetting sheets and filled it out with his name and address and put it in his bed. He gets her in his room and they are messing around while I am in the living room hanging out with the other girls. All of a sudden we hear her say, "What the ?!" and she starts laughing. She comes out of the room in her bra and underwear with the rest of her clothes in her hands and she's laughing hysterically. He comes out yelling at me, 'Hey a-hole, tell her you did it!" I said, "What did I do? I've been in here the whole time." And the other girls all start saying I was in there talking to them. And the girl he was messing around with starts telling her friends about the bed wetting thing and they all nearly piss themselves laughing. He's bright red from anger yelling about how I put it there. He even gets out a piece of paper and writes his name on it so they could examine how different the handwriting looks compared to the one on the bed wetting ad. The girls are still laughing, plus they are wasted so they didn't care about the handwriting. So he didn't end up getting with that girl for the rest of this night and he was pissed. Maybe he should have told that story since I am the a-hole in it. ;D Would QFT work in this case, since it's the best true story I've read this year on this board? Brilliant, but this is the hindsight talking, I'm lucky enough to not have that on my conscious. Oh and my only sibling is an older sister, fully grown with kids. She really never got me in trouble, or was cruel... but I did get my joy out of telling on her. no snitch, though, she left her self open for it. |
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