Post by Likwid[[Southern]] on Jun 8, 2006 1:50:28 GMT -5
The crowd is dead as The Mock and Scott Arnold exchange weak punches. Botch after botch occurs, and the crowd remains silent. They continue the absolute horror of a match for about 5 more minutes, until The Mock hits The Mock Bottom for the 1-2-3, much to the relief of the crowd.
Rick Watts: And a win for The Mock. I hate to say it, but this proves why they aren’t major stars. It takes much more than that to be taken serious in the WFWF.
Suddenly, a commotion is started in the crowd. Fans erupt us a man begins running towards the guard rail. Security’s efforts to keep the fans away from the man fail, and it is impossible to see who it is.
The man finally hops over the rail, and it is revealed to be The Cardinal. He hops into the ring and attacks The Mock, who is celebrating. He knocks him down, before picking him up and nailing a vicious Cop Killa. He then picks up Warm Pudding, and hits a CradleShock.
By this time, Sarah Jones has came into the ring with a microphone.
Sarah Jones: Mr Giovanni, why are you here? Didn’t you kill someone?
Cardinal: First off, don’t ever call me by that stupid ing gimmick name again. Second, I never murdered anyone.
Sarah: Huh?
Cardinal: Let me tell you something. I am not Enzo Giovanni. I never illegally murdered anyone. No. I straight up walked out.
Wanna know why? Our “creative team”. Those retards stuck me with a gimmick like Enzo Giovanni. They tried to make me appear to be ghetto fabulous. no. That ain’t me. I still to this day live in an apartment. DO you think I see a dime of what I make? Nah, it goes straight to my lawyers to pay off court dues.
I walked out on a new ownership. Why would I want to be in a fed where I compete for the Intergalactic Spaceman title? It’s stupid. But you know what? Two owners that can’t put down a joint long enough to run a promotion will not stop me from competing in the biggest wrestling promotion in the world. I am one of the most talented wrestlers on this Earth, and for me not to be seen world-wide is a travesty.
A month ago, I was on top of the world. Me and my nugga Tyger were about this far away from the WFWF World Tag Team, opps, I mean the WFWF Orgy Titles. But, I thought that the new WFWF was crap. I wasn’t wrong about that, but I was wrong for leaving. I could be the Orgy Champion right now. That didn’t sound right. I could still be a Twiztid Killa right now. I could still be getting calls from Tyger and everyone else.
But, I don’t. Because I made a mistake. But I am taking my second chance. And I will be the one that turns WFWF into something real again! I am not some gimmick, Enzo Giovanni. I am real life. As Tyger would say, I am the real nugga. I am “The Cardinal” Charles Colton, bitch!
Charles then kicks Sarah Jones in the stomach, and delivers a Ki Krusher, leaving her lying helpless in the ring. “Tear Jerker” plays as Cardinal exits through the crowd.
Rick Watts: And a win for The Mock. I hate to say it, but this proves why they aren’t major stars. It takes much more than that to be taken serious in the WFWF.
Suddenly, a commotion is started in the crowd. Fans erupt us a man begins running towards the guard rail. Security’s efforts to keep the fans away from the man fail, and it is impossible to see who it is.
The man finally hops over the rail, and it is revealed to be The Cardinal. He hops into the ring and attacks The Mock, who is celebrating. He knocks him down, before picking him up and nailing a vicious Cop Killa. He then picks up Warm Pudding, and hits a CradleShock.
By this time, Sarah Jones has came into the ring with a microphone.
Sarah Jones: Mr Giovanni, why are you here? Didn’t you kill someone?
Cardinal: First off, don’t ever call me by that stupid ing gimmick name again. Second, I never murdered anyone.
Sarah: Huh?
Cardinal: Let me tell you something. I am not Enzo Giovanni. I never illegally murdered anyone. No. I straight up walked out.
Wanna know why? Our “creative team”. Those retards stuck me with a gimmick like Enzo Giovanni. They tried to make me appear to be ghetto fabulous. no. That ain’t me. I still to this day live in an apartment. DO you think I see a dime of what I make? Nah, it goes straight to my lawyers to pay off court dues.
I walked out on a new ownership. Why would I want to be in a fed where I compete for the Intergalactic Spaceman title? It’s stupid. But you know what? Two owners that can’t put down a joint long enough to run a promotion will not stop me from competing in the biggest wrestling promotion in the world. I am one of the most talented wrestlers on this Earth, and for me not to be seen world-wide is a travesty.
A month ago, I was on top of the world. Me and my nugga Tyger were about this far away from the WFWF World Tag Team, opps, I mean the WFWF Orgy Titles. But, I thought that the new WFWF was crap. I wasn’t wrong about that, but I was wrong for leaving. I could be the Orgy Champion right now. That didn’t sound right. I could still be a Twiztid Killa right now. I could still be getting calls from Tyger and everyone else.
But, I don’t. Because I made a mistake. But I am taking my second chance. And I will be the one that turns WFWF into something real again! I am not some gimmick, Enzo Giovanni. I am real life. As Tyger would say, I am the real nugga. I am “The Cardinal” Charles Colton, bitch!
Charles then kicks Sarah Jones in the stomach, and delivers a Ki Krusher, leaving her lying helpless in the ring. “Tear Jerker” plays as Cardinal exits through the crowd.