Post by justintyger on Jun 8, 2006 20:57:14 GMT -5
The scene comes on the beginning of Conan O’Brien..
Joel Godard: From NBC studios in New York, it’s Late Night with Conan O’Brien!!
Tonight: Actor Drew Carey!! Pro Wrestler Justin Tyger!!
And Musical Guest: Lamb of God!! And here‘s your host Conan O‘Brien!!
The show goes as normal, Conan doing the monologue, poking fun at George Bush and Paris Hilton.. He goes to his desk and does a “If They Mated” segment, making fun of Mandy Moore and Zach Braff, Val Kilmer and Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama, Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti, and Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey.. They proceed to go to a commercial break, talk to Drew Carey, and go to another break.. The Scene cuts back to the show and shows a video of Justin Tyger, covered in blood, standing in a ring, with people cheering.. Justin looks at himself.. He brings his arm up closer to his face.. He takes a long lick at the blood on it.. Justin smirks and walks off the scene as it goes to Conan sitting at his desk..
Conan: Oh man.. Welcome back.. My next guest is, obviously kinda weird..
Conan chuckles at his bad joke..
Everyone please welcome Justin Tyger!!
The band starts playing a sound-alike of “Sell Me Out” as Justin walks out of the curtain, wearing a white shirt, baggy jeans, white shoes, and a black backward hat.. He grins alittle and walks over to Conan, shakes his hand, and sits down in a chair, as Conan sits back down..
Welcome to the show..
Tyger: Thanks for having me..
Well, that was amazing, the clip we just saw, that’s not what wrestling fans a used to seeing..
Yeah, that’s what I want my wrestling to be like, I want it to different, I want you to go wow when you see it and say “This isn‘t the wrestling I grew up with..” But I can do what you grew up with, but I love seeing people gasp at some of the stuff I do..
Yeah, why do that?? Why don‘t you just do the “old school“ style??
‘Cause ultraviolent is what I love to do.. And I love the reactions for the crowd.. When they go ahh, and ohh.. It‘s great..
When did you start wrestling??
In 2002, I believe..
Do you remember who you fought and if you won??
Tell you the truth no on both.. The farthest back I can remember is….. When I first joined the federation, and the first thing I remember actually doing in there, is joining a faction called D-X..
I heard you actually created a match.. Could you tell me about it??
Yeah I did, it was the Steel Match of Death and basic we surrounded the ring with a cell, and we changed everything from the ring mats, to the aprons, to the mats outside, to the ring turnbuckles to metal.. We only used it twice, but I was one of those matches that you can‘t do too often ‘cause we‘d kill ourselves if we did it more.. But people expect us to do the ultraviolet stuff everyday.. Sometimes I have to do the old school normal stuff, cause if I do the ultraviolent stuff everyday, I’d kill myself, and I’d be one big scar.. Might as well just skip the stitches.. ’Cause they’d be open again the next day.. I’ll take a shower and put some Band-Aids and tourniquets on me and send me away.. Guys like me, and Obo, and Percy, we‘re killing ourselves, and we know it, but when we get out there, we try to top what we did a few weeks ago, but we‘ve already gone so high, that’s when we start jumping off buildings and using weedwhackers, we forget that we‘re killing each other.. We get so caught up in it we try to top what we‘ve done, like a few months ago, Obo used a light tube that had been in dry ice.. I used a weedwhacker, but the sting was barbed wire.. And I’m starting to dive every chance I get.. I know someone who dived and screwed up and has brain damage now.. Brain fluid was coming out of his nose!! His blind in one eye now!! And when you see this and you know your gonna do it soon, I admit you get alittle scared.. But when you go out there, and you get caught up in it you forget those fears and you do it.. I took a weedwhacker awhile back, and we talked about it before the match, and you know it’s coming, and you try to prepare yourself, but when that weedwhacker starts there’s nothing in the world that can prepare you..
Wow, well, we are running out of time, but quickly, you are in a Tag Team Tables match at the WFWF Pay Per View Scars and Stripes, but your partner has quit, are you going to have a partner??
Yeah he did, and no I‘m not going to have a partner and you know I don‘t really care.. I‘m going to try to win anyway..
Yeah, well Justin Tyger, Scars and Stripes, the 11th, and Code Red every other week, thanks for being here.. Lamb of God coming up next!!
Justin smirks and waves once when Conan says his name.. He and Conan shake hands again as the camera backs away and goes to a commercial break.. Suddenly, the scene changes to a black TV, hanging off the ceiling, with the episode of Conan on.. The scene moves to the left, showing a empty bar, with bar stools laying on the floor, beer glasses and bottles scattered and broken.. It moves more and stops when it gets to Justin Tyger, wearing jeans, a white shirt and white shoes, with a beer in his hand, watching it, in front of a multicolored wall painting that says “Country Rock“..
Welcome back everyone!! Here performing, Lamb of God!!
Lamb of God starts performing “Laid to Rest“ as Justin bends over to the left and picks up a black TV remote and turns the TV off, and throws the remote back on the ground..
I was drivin‘ from the airport back home.. And I drive by this bar and it says the Country Rock..
Justin points to the picture..
And you know ain‘t no niggas gonna be hanging out at the Country Rock.. You won‘t see that up here.. But you know what?? Justin Tyger decided I said “If there‘s any bad white people if there‘s any bad crazy people if there‘s any bad hillbillies and rednecks, I might find them at the Country Rock..”
Justin points to the picture again..
And it was a house full of people, and now there ain‘t anyone here but me.. I ran all of them out.. And anytime they ain‘t having wrestling, I‘m gonna come down to the Country Rock.. I‘m gonna put on my cowboy boots, my Levi jeans, my flannel shirt, my hat, and get me alittle ‘baccy and put it in the side of my jaw and, ppaaatt, spit it on the ground and come in here and start some shit.. June 11th I’m gonna come to New York, and start some shit.. See I‘m going to show everyone why Justin Tyger done did what he did when he did it.. I‘m gonna to show ya why Justin Tyger is the most violent brotha to this a bar none, second to none.. I want everyone in the tag match to show up, kiss your fat girlfriend or wife, and smack them ugly kids because after the 11th you won‘t see ‘em no more.. Or when they see you, they won‘t recognize ya.. All you know I‘m about violence boys.. And ya‘ll know when I come to NC I‘m gonna be drunk as a skunk and when I leave I’m gonna have all of ya’ll .. Tied to my newly bought pick-up truck and I’m gonna drag all of ya all the way back to Lebanon.. It‘s almost like going to the electric chair.. Ya‘ll have a few days!! And we counting down.. I‘m gonna pull the switches.. We gonna come to New York, and we all gonna get down.. All ya‘ll know my history.. I‘m the meanest fucker.. Walking the street today.. Don‘t give a shit.. Never gave a shit.. When we all see each other in NC, Sunday night, I swear to God, I‘ll beat ya‘ll like I own ya.. I‘ll beat ya’ll like kids I can’t stand.. I’ll beat ya’ll like ya did something to my momma, and I can’t stand her either.. Ya’ll show up, and watch why Justin Tyger dominated RIW.. Why Justin Tyger dominated NHBWO.. Why Justin Tyger has put the fear of God in anyone on the Indy.. All of ya’ll come out on he 11th.. Only one of us will walk out, and it won’t be any of you.. For some of ya.. The 11th.. Will be the 11th Hour for ya.. I swear to God I‘m gonna dive off of somethin‘.. I swear on my sister, R.I.P, ‘s grave there will be a Pyramid of Hell.. I swear on my Granddaddy‘s grave that I will put the fear of God in backstage, in the crowd, in the town, in the county, and in the state.. I swear on my future grave I WILL walk out of Scars and Stripes.. Tag Team Champion.. This match is important to me.. I’m gonna bring out my toys for this one.. I’ll take my scythe and stick in in your head and rip it wide open.... I’ll take my staple gun and boom, right in the head, and boom in the head again.. I’m gonna cut ya’ll up, gut ya, and eat you guts like a buzzard.. What you gonna do then?? Squeal like a little pig.. We gonna knuckle up ya’ll.. We gonna knuckle up..
Justin pulls up a chair and sits down..
When I’m dead and gone.. If there’s a life after death.. I’m gonna look down.. And wish everyone the best of luck.. In whatever the do.. ‘Cause Justin Tyger has made a name for himself, and I went the hard way about doing it.. But I am second to no one.. Second to none..
Justin sits and thinks and we fade to black
Joel Godard: From NBC studios in New York, it’s Late Night with Conan O’Brien!!
Tonight: Actor Drew Carey!! Pro Wrestler Justin Tyger!!
And Musical Guest: Lamb of God!! And here‘s your host Conan O‘Brien!!
The show goes as normal, Conan doing the monologue, poking fun at George Bush and Paris Hilton.. He goes to his desk and does a “If They Mated” segment, making fun of Mandy Moore and Zach Braff, Val Kilmer and Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama, Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti, and Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey.. They proceed to go to a commercial break, talk to Drew Carey, and go to another break.. The Scene cuts back to the show and shows a video of Justin Tyger, covered in blood, standing in a ring, with people cheering.. Justin looks at himself.. He brings his arm up closer to his face.. He takes a long lick at the blood on it.. Justin smirks and walks off the scene as it goes to Conan sitting at his desk..
Conan: Oh man.. Welcome back.. My next guest is, obviously kinda weird..
Conan chuckles at his bad joke..
Everyone please welcome Justin Tyger!!
The band starts playing a sound-alike of “Sell Me Out” as Justin walks out of the curtain, wearing a white shirt, baggy jeans, white shoes, and a black backward hat.. He grins alittle and walks over to Conan, shakes his hand, and sits down in a chair, as Conan sits back down..
Welcome to the show..
Tyger: Thanks for having me..
Well, that was amazing, the clip we just saw, that’s not what wrestling fans a used to seeing..
Yeah, that’s what I want my wrestling to be like, I want it to different, I want you to go wow when you see it and say “This isn‘t the wrestling I grew up with..” But I can do what you grew up with, but I love seeing people gasp at some of the stuff I do..
Yeah, why do that?? Why don‘t you just do the “old school“ style??
‘Cause ultraviolent is what I love to do.. And I love the reactions for the crowd.. When they go ahh, and ohh.. It‘s great..
When did you start wrestling??
In 2002, I believe..
Do you remember who you fought and if you won??
Tell you the truth no on both.. The farthest back I can remember is….. When I first joined the federation, and the first thing I remember actually doing in there, is joining a faction called D-X..
I heard you actually created a match.. Could you tell me about it??
Yeah I did, it was the Steel Match of Death and basic we surrounded the ring with a cell, and we changed everything from the ring mats, to the aprons, to the mats outside, to the ring turnbuckles to metal.. We only used it twice, but I was one of those matches that you can‘t do too often ‘cause we‘d kill ourselves if we did it more.. But people expect us to do the ultraviolet stuff everyday.. Sometimes I have to do the old school normal stuff, cause if I do the ultraviolent stuff everyday, I’d kill myself, and I’d be one big scar.. Might as well just skip the stitches.. ’Cause they’d be open again the next day.. I’ll take a shower and put some Band-Aids and tourniquets on me and send me away.. Guys like me, and Obo, and Percy, we‘re killing ourselves, and we know it, but when we get out there, we try to top what we did a few weeks ago, but we‘ve already gone so high, that’s when we start jumping off buildings and using weedwhackers, we forget that we‘re killing each other.. We get so caught up in it we try to top what we‘ve done, like a few months ago, Obo used a light tube that had been in dry ice.. I used a weedwhacker, but the sting was barbed wire.. And I’m starting to dive every chance I get.. I know someone who dived and screwed up and has brain damage now.. Brain fluid was coming out of his nose!! His blind in one eye now!! And when you see this and you know your gonna do it soon, I admit you get alittle scared.. But when you go out there, and you get caught up in it you forget those fears and you do it.. I took a weedwhacker awhile back, and we talked about it before the match, and you know it’s coming, and you try to prepare yourself, but when that weedwhacker starts there’s nothing in the world that can prepare you..
Wow, well, we are running out of time, but quickly, you are in a Tag Team Tables match at the WFWF Pay Per View Scars and Stripes, but your partner has quit, are you going to have a partner??
Yeah he did, and no I‘m not going to have a partner and you know I don‘t really care.. I‘m going to try to win anyway..
Yeah, well Justin Tyger, Scars and Stripes, the 11th, and Code Red every other week, thanks for being here.. Lamb of God coming up next!!
Justin smirks and waves once when Conan says his name.. He and Conan shake hands again as the camera backs away and goes to a commercial break.. Suddenly, the scene changes to a black TV, hanging off the ceiling, with the episode of Conan on.. The scene moves to the left, showing a empty bar, with bar stools laying on the floor, beer glasses and bottles scattered and broken.. It moves more and stops when it gets to Justin Tyger, wearing jeans, a white shirt and white shoes, with a beer in his hand, watching it, in front of a multicolored wall painting that says “Country Rock“..
Welcome back everyone!! Here performing, Lamb of God!!
Lamb of God starts performing “Laid to Rest“ as Justin bends over to the left and picks up a black TV remote and turns the TV off, and throws the remote back on the ground..
I was drivin‘ from the airport back home.. And I drive by this bar and it says the Country Rock..
Justin points to the picture..
And you know ain‘t no niggas gonna be hanging out at the Country Rock.. You won‘t see that up here.. But you know what?? Justin Tyger decided I said “If there‘s any bad white people if there‘s any bad crazy people if there‘s any bad hillbillies and rednecks, I might find them at the Country Rock..”
Justin points to the picture again..
And it was a house full of people, and now there ain‘t anyone here but me.. I ran all of them out.. And anytime they ain‘t having wrestling, I‘m gonna come down to the Country Rock.. I‘m gonna put on my cowboy boots, my Levi jeans, my flannel shirt, my hat, and get me alittle ‘baccy and put it in the side of my jaw and, ppaaatt, spit it on the ground and come in here and start some shit.. June 11th I’m gonna come to New York, and start some shit.. See I‘m going to show everyone why Justin Tyger done did what he did when he did it.. I‘m gonna to show ya why Justin Tyger is the most violent brotha to this a bar none, second to none.. I want everyone in the tag match to show up, kiss your fat girlfriend or wife, and smack them ugly kids because after the 11th you won‘t see ‘em no more.. Or when they see you, they won‘t recognize ya.. All you know I‘m about violence boys.. And ya‘ll know when I come to NC I‘m gonna be drunk as a skunk and when I leave I’m gonna have all of ya’ll .. Tied to my newly bought pick-up truck and I’m gonna drag all of ya all the way back to Lebanon.. It‘s almost like going to the electric chair.. Ya‘ll have a few days!! And we counting down.. I‘m gonna pull the switches.. We gonna come to New York, and we all gonna get down.. All ya‘ll know my history.. I‘m the meanest fucker.. Walking the street today.. Don‘t give a shit.. Never gave a shit.. When we all see each other in NC, Sunday night, I swear to God, I‘ll beat ya‘ll like I own ya.. I‘ll beat ya’ll like kids I can’t stand.. I’ll beat ya’ll like ya did something to my momma, and I can’t stand her either.. Ya’ll show up, and watch why Justin Tyger dominated RIW.. Why Justin Tyger dominated NHBWO.. Why Justin Tyger has put the fear of God in anyone on the Indy.. All of ya’ll come out on he 11th.. Only one of us will walk out, and it won’t be any of you.. For some of ya.. The 11th.. Will be the 11th Hour for ya.. I swear to God I‘m gonna dive off of somethin‘.. I swear on my sister, R.I.P, ‘s grave there will be a Pyramid of Hell.. I swear on my Granddaddy‘s grave that I will put the fear of God in backstage, in the crowd, in the town, in the county, and in the state.. I swear on my future grave I WILL walk out of Scars and Stripes.. Tag Team Champion.. This match is important to me.. I’m gonna bring out my toys for this one.. I’ll take my scythe and stick in in your head and rip it wide open.... I’ll take my staple gun and boom, right in the head, and boom in the head again.. I’m gonna cut ya’ll up, gut ya, and eat you guts like a buzzard.. What you gonna do then?? Squeal like a little pig.. We gonna knuckle up ya’ll.. We gonna knuckle up..
Justin pulls up a chair and sits down..
When I’m dead and gone.. If there’s a life after death.. I’m gonna look down.. And wish everyone the best of luck.. In whatever the do.. ‘Cause Justin Tyger has made a name for himself, and I went the hard way about doing it.. But I am second to no one.. Second to none..
Justin sits and thinks and we fade to black
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