Odium RP: I dont need this!

[The camera fades in on a pitch black room, no sound to be heard. Then a lighter flicks on and through the dim light, we can see our hero, The Hitman Manny C, lighting a cig up. The lighter goes off and all we can see is the glowing embers of the cigarette. Then a flicker of the TV goes on lighting up the room and filling it up with the sound of white noise. The sound goes away as we can start to see what appears to be….]

Manny C: PORN!

[He was watching porn]

Manny C: I WAS WATCHING HBO!

[Yeah, HBO porn…]

Manny C: You!

[Yeah, anyways, The Hitman begins to flip through channels till he lands on a channel with an ad for the next big WFWF event Odium.]

Manny C: What the hell is this!?!

[The Ad says he will be special guest ref for his tag team champion partner Kurt Burton…]

Manny C: Who was going to tell me this!?!

[The Phone Rings…]

Manny C: The phones ringing…



Manny C: Kurt’s calling

[Muffed voice on the phone]

Manny C: Nothing much bro, I got this a**hole announcer saying everything I’m doing.

[Muffed Voice]

Manny C: Yeah, No ****! When were you going to tell me this?

[Muffed Voice]

Manny C: You Don’t remember…What The !

[Muffed Voice]

Manny C: Your High Aren’t You?

[Muffed Voice]

Manny C: You just cut a promo today high?

[Muffed Voice and then the phone cuts]

Manny C: What ever…

[Manny then walks back to his couch, sits down and finds his show on TV.]

Manny C: Damn man, I got to call a match down the center now don’t I?

[Yes you do]

Manny C: It’s a rhetorical question you idiot.

[Hey I get paid six figures for this, I don’t need to put up with your ****, and I’m leaving.]

Manny C: Hey guy…. mystery voice! **** he is gone. Well at least he doesn’t have to tell anybody that The Hitman and Kurt work as a team, we win as a team. And as far as I’m concerned, the winner might as well already be KURT MOTHERING BURTON.

[And the camera fades to…]

Manny C: You came back!

[Camera Fades to black]