Post by Yukio Blaze on Jun 27, 2006 16:45:29 GMT -5
"You can be a hardcore bitch and a c*nt, but if it's only at death we see you surrender then I say we kill you now"
[/i]Jingle, jingle, yankee doodle goes a ice cream down a street. Children following behind the truck, flashing money in the air trying to get the truck driver's response. The truck make's a sharp left turn and the kid's just stop chases the truck after they know it isnt coming back or stopping. We then focus once again to the ice cream truck flying past a baseball field and there we see Yukio blasting baseball's to this big blue fence and then he blast another ball that goes over the fence. Yukio drop's the ball bat and take's a rag from his back pocket to wipe's the sweat from his face. He proceed's to walk over a seating bench that has a cooler on it, open's the cooler to pull out a bottle of water and he then take's a nice chug of water. Yukio then begin's to speak.
Yukio: Damn today is a very nice day to do anything outside. Mow grass, play in a swimming, or do what i've been doing, playing the good old american game of baseball, but today is not a nice day to kick some ass. You do that on a dark and gloomy day, cause you know it's the right time. Now everyone who watches the WFWF on TV, (all 35 of you because you love what Drakz and Kyzer's have been doing to the place), seen what Percy did you me and what I did to Percy. He pull's out a needle and jab's it in my side and forhead. Makes me bleed like a cow with a gun shot, but I put his ass through a card table. I got the last laugh and proved that the thorn in Drakz and Kyzer is driving deeper and deeper. Now what did they do, booked me in a Hardcore Handicap match with the current Orgy champ's, Kurt Burton and Manny C, oh i'm shaking.
Yukio now take's off his blue t shirt to reveal a couple of bandages on his stomach from where Percy spiked him. He then throw's his t shirt on the ground and take's another swig of water
Yukio: Now this handicap hardcore match is nothing new to me. I have my back to the wall in this match, but it's all happened before. I know what I need to do and I will do it, but it will be done in two part's, first Manny C and secondly with Kurt Burton.
Yukio: Manny C, I know your whole background you come from New Jersey or Puerto Rico or wherever you come from. They call you the Hitman because you take men out silently, neatly, and leave no trace. You have one half of the Orgy gold, which I think fit's you perfectly because I heard what you and Kurt does. Can you say Chocolate Train. But whatever the fudge, zing, you are or do ill top that ****. You think you know and seen hardcore, just look at some of my greatest work, yeah I know i've not won them all, but there all beauty's. Bring that Fire from Heaven move, or chair's or any weapon's because you will succumb to me and you will be known as my bitch, C. Oh and another thing, Manny watch out for you arm, cause I might just match you tap and pop you shoulder out of shocket.
Yukio: Now onto everyone's favorite rock and roll reject, Kurt Burton. People claimed at one time you would be the next James Hetfield from Metallica, but then you crushed you voice box, but ill tell you first hand that I heard some of your stuff and all I was hearing was a storm siren trying to sing Enter Sandman. Take that moutch of your's and pleasure Manny, mkay. Then there's that whole thing about Xtreme Karnage, well that is what I plan to shown on you. None of this rest hold, armbar ****. I'm talking chair's to the head Karnage. Another thing's about you that irks me is those three little ladies that come's out with you Sandi, Mandi and Kandi, those are you bitches, but once I get the win over you, they will become mine. Then ill just pimp them out to someone.
Yukio: This, what i'm right about to say is for you Manny and Kurt combined. You two guy's think just because you have the gold your both unstoppable, just because you aligned yourself's with Drakz and Kyzer make's you all chummy, chummy. It dont, K and D just want's you guy's for lackey's, want's you guy's on their side because you have the gold. I know your better than that and if not, then ill have to show you right from wrong. One last thing, neither of you have faced a guy like me, so be prepared for some wicked wild stuff. Remember, I dont need a tag team partner, I have lady Hardcore by my Side and with that said, I want the both of you to figure out who is the scorpion and who's the frog.
The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.
Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.
"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"
"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.
"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"
Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"
"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"
"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.
"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"
So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.
Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.
"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"
The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.
"I could not help myself. It is my nature."
Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river[/i]
Yukio get's off from the bench and run's toward's home plate. He goes down to get the bat and a ball. He look's around for a second and in a epic motion, throw's the ball upward's and blast the ball toward's the sun....
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