Post by El Manny of Fresh on Jun 30, 2006 1:21:13 GMT -5
[The camera fades in on The Hitman Manny C in his hotel room in Montreal, host to the next Odium event. He is lying on the bed, watching bad Canadian TV…]
Manny C: Dude, Its true. It’s really true. Everything in Canada sucks. I thought it was a bad joke, but its
ing true. Canada can’t win a gold medal. The NHL Oilers from Canada cant be an American team. And it really, really, smells out here.
[The Hitman’s revelation came a bit late. He could have came to this conclusion when he was driving in, the sign leading in literally said “Welcome To Canada, We Really Do Suck!” He could have come to this conclusion when he noticed everybody said “eh.” Everybody! Annoyed by his discovery, he turned the TV off…]
Manny C: I CANT WAIT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!! Lemme just beat that emo bastard Yu gi oh….yukiblow….o ye te yukio…..thats it! SLEEEEPPPPPPPP!!!
[Manny goes to sleep. Hours pass by and we see The Hitman start to toss and turn in his sleep. We will now enter his dream….The camera fades out…]
[As the camera fades back in, we see a bright white room, no doors, no windows. We then see Manny C in one corner of the room and directly across from him is…a moose. The moose is a giant, much bigger then The Hitman, but one thing is off with it. Its hair, it had long black hair and a part of it was going over his right eye, very emo like. Manny C was very puzzled by this. And then all of a sudden!!!]
Moose: Manny!
Manny C: Holy shit! HOLY SHIT!!! IM IN A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!!!
Moose: Yes, I am Yukio. The Canadian Emo Moose.
Manny C: What THE HELL makes you the emo moose?
Moose: I am stuck in this room with nothing but AFI and Taking Back Sunday to listen to and a computer that come in periodically that allows me to update my live journal. Plus I am always depressed because…well…I am a moose, emo moose, in a room.
Manny C: I am speechless right now.
Moose: Listen, I exist only as a projection…
Manny C: Wait, how do you type on the computer?
[The Moose Sighs]
Moose: Giant keyboard.
Manny C: Oh!, So what were you talking about?
Moose: Yes, I am a projection of your operate, Yukio.
Manny C: Ok, That doesn’t explain the whole “Moose” Thing
Moose: Its Canada.
Manny C: But…
Moose: SHUT UP SIMPLE HUMAN
[The moose sighs again]
Moose: Look, as I look tough and hard to beat, I really am a **** at heart.
Manny C: Right, The moose form is his talk, but what he really is, is a sappy emo kid!
Moose: Yes. Manny, you and Kurt posses the power to totally his crapup. Go forth and destroy him with keen wrestling ability and pure power.
Manny C: Thank you moose!
Moose: Go forth Hitman and by the way, your not alone in your bed.
[The Hitman suddenly wakes up. Still remembering the message the moose told him. But he also contemplated why the moose said he wasn’t alone in his bed. Manny C turns to his side and…]
[Manny screams bloody murder as Kurt, who is very drunk, laughs his ass off. The camera fades out.]
OOC: This was the stupidest idea I have ever...thank you invader zim for the idea about the moose lol
Manny C: Dude, Its true. It’s really true. Everything in Canada sucks. I thought it was a bad joke, but its
ing true. Canada can’t win a gold medal. The NHL Oilers from Canada cant be an American team. And it really, really, smells out here.[The Hitman’s revelation came a bit late. He could have came to this conclusion when he was driving in, the sign leading in literally said “Welcome To Canada, We Really Do Suck!” He could have come to this conclusion when he noticed everybody said “eh.” Everybody! Annoyed by his discovery, he turned the TV off…]
Manny C: I CANT WAIT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!! Lemme just beat that emo bastard Yu gi oh….yukiblow….o ye te yukio…..thats it! SLEEEEPPPPPPPP!!!
[Manny goes to sleep. Hours pass by and we see The Hitman start to toss and turn in his sleep. We will now enter his dream….The camera fades out…]
[As the camera fades back in, we see a bright white room, no doors, no windows. We then see Manny C in one corner of the room and directly across from him is…a moose. The moose is a giant, much bigger then The Hitman, but one thing is off with it. Its hair, it had long black hair and a part of it was going over his right eye, very emo like. Manny C was very puzzled by this. And then all of a sudden!!!]
Moose: Manny!
Manny C: Holy shit! HOLY SHIT!!! IM IN A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!!!
Moose: Yes, I am Yukio. The Canadian Emo Moose.
Manny C: What THE HELL makes you the emo moose?
Moose: I am stuck in this room with nothing but AFI and Taking Back Sunday to listen to and a computer that come in periodically that allows me to update my live journal. Plus I am always depressed because…well…I am a moose, emo moose, in a room.
Manny C: I am speechless right now.
Moose: Listen, I exist only as a projection…
Manny C: Wait, how do you type on the computer?
[The Moose Sighs]
Moose: Giant keyboard.
Manny C: Oh!, So what were you talking about?
Moose: Yes, I am a projection of your operate, Yukio.
Manny C: Ok, That doesn’t explain the whole “Moose” Thing
Moose: Its Canada.
Manny C: But…
Moose: SHUT UP SIMPLE HUMAN
[The moose sighs again]
Moose: Look, as I look tough and hard to beat, I really am a **** at heart.
Manny C: Right, The moose form is his talk, but what he really is, is a sappy emo kid!
Moose: Yes. Manny, you and Kurt posses the power to totally
his crapup. Go forth and destroy him with keen wrestling ability and pure power.Manny C: Thank you moose!
Moose: Go forth Hitman and by the way, your not alone in your bed.
[The Hitman suddenly wakes up. Still remembering the message the moose told him. But he also contemplated why the moose said he wasn’t alone in his bed. Manny C turns to his side and…]
[Manny screams bloody murder as Kurt, who is very drunk, laughs his ass off. The camera fades out.]
OOC: This was the stupidest idea I have ever...thank you invader zim for the idea about the moose lol
!!!!!