Post by El Manny of Fresh on Jul 10, 2006 8:41:17 GMT -5
[It’s a hot and sunny day outside. The streets of Jersey City are busy with traffic and people trying to escape the heat. We then come to a bus stop and we see The Hitman Manny C waiting for the bus to the airport. He has on his Yankees ball cap, Italy soccer jersey on, baggy blue jeans and vans slip on shoes. His ipod spinning good music keeps a smile on his face as the bus shows up. He gets in and throws down his buck fifty for the fare and sits down at the end of the bus. He gets a few looks as if people knew him, but only one comes up to him…]
Fan: Hey man. HEY MAN! You’re the tag champion right!?!
Manny: Yeah.
Fan: Wow you’re a serious super star!
Manny: Yeah, its always nice to meet a fan. You want an autograph or something?
Fan: OH, I’m not one of your fans.
Manny: Wait…What?
Not a Manny Fan: Yeah I think you’re a cheap wrestler and didn’t do anything to deserve your title.
Manny: How am I cheap? How have I not deserved the orgy title?
Not a Manny Fan: Oh come on! You won the titles in just about the dumbest match ever. And if I am correct, you didn’t stay in the match long, you got put through a table!
Manny: Well…Well
Not a Manny Fan: Exactly! You and Kurt are a joke. The WFWF management is a Joke. The Revolution is a joke. Obo is going to rape you both at Odium.
[Manny C who was sitting up, quickly slumped down into his seat with a bit of depression setting in. This person bluntly told him what he had been hearing through the various wrestling sites and magazines, He and Kurt aren’t exactly liked.]
Manny C: So… is there anything else you would like to get off your chest…
Not a Manny Fan: Yeah, You like comedic speeches are not funny. In fact it’s a huger joke then---
Manny C: Well then ill stop being funny. Let me get serious on this one. You know your right.
Not a Manny Fan: Damn right I am right…wait about what.
Manny C: About me being a joke.
Not a Manny Fan: Huh? How?
Manny C: I haven’t been taken seriously because I haven’t been serious at all.
Not a Manny Fan: Exactly!
Manny C: So ill just have to get SERIOUS wont I!
Not a Manny Fan: Yeah!
[The Hitman and the fan have a quick chuckle, but before the kid knew it, The Hitman grabbed the kid by his shirt and pulled him closer to Manny C with violent force. He looks the kid dead in the eyes and says.]
Manny C: You listen to me you little piece of shit! You can never do what I had to go through just to get to the WFWF. You never lived where I lived, seen what I’ve seen, fought who I fought. I paid my dues every day just to get to this point and no little fan is going to tell me what’s up! I have fought all my life to hold a damn belt around my waist. I’ve been screwed over by so many promoters in my time. Hell I even fought in PRIDE over in Japan. I’ve been everywhere, and done everything to get to this point. As far as things go with the WFWF, your right, Kurt and I haven’t been on a winning streak as of late but we are still the number one force to be reckoned with. And Obo? Mister ultra violent gore man! All I have to say is bring it! Bring everything he’s got to the ring. Bring the pain, bring the violence, and lay them all out in the ring at Odium. Cause no matter what he brings to the ring, I WILL STILL BE BETTER! Obo verse The Revolution, it’s on at Odium. And we won’t run, and Obo wont run either. And if he does, I am prepared to search the earth for the motherf*cker.
[Manny lets the kid go, Mannys eyes are burning with a rage never before seen in him. The kid looks a bit scared. The Hitman sees his stop coming and signals to get off. He grabs his bag and gets off the bus but before the bus takes off The kid sticks his head out of the window.]
Not a Manny Fan: HEY HITMAN YOU SUCK!
Manny C: Oh
YOU KID!
[Manny Throws his ipod at the kids exposed head, hitting him dead on. The force of the throw left the kid knocked and his head sticking out of the window and as the bus drove on the kids head hits roadside signposts. The Hitman has a familiar look of comedic confusion on his face.]
Manny C: Holy Shit, good throw….crapthe ipod!
[The Hitman runs over to his ipod, now broken on the road, he runs to its side and gets on his knees. He grabs the broken ipod and holds it in his hands and raises it towards the sky.]
Manny C: IPOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! OBO YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS…even though you had nothing to do with this…YOU WILL STILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The Hitman is on his way to Odium, where he along side Kurt and Vanessa McGurk will take on Obo and Meg. The Hitman has laid out his challenge to Obo to bring everything he has to the ring. Will Obo bring his A - game to Odium? Will the Revolution post its first victory? Did The Hitman back up all his music on his computer? Find out this week at Odium…except for the ipod thing….its toast.]
Fan: Hey man. HEY MAN! You’re the tag champion right!?!
Manny: Yeah.
Fan: Wow you’re a serious super star!
Manny: Yeah, its always nice to meet a fan. You want an autograph or something?
Fan: OH, I’m not one of your fans.
Manny: Wait…What?
Not a Manny Fan: Yeah I think you’re a cheap wrestler and didn’t do anything to deserve your title.
Manny: How am I cheap? How have I not deserved the orgy title?
Not a Manny Fan: Oh come on! You won the titles in just about the dumbest match ever. And if I am correct, you didn’t stay in the match long, you got put through a table!
Manny: Well…Well
Not a Manny Fan: Exactly! You and Kurt are a joke. The WFWF management is a Joke. The Revolution is a joke. Obo is going to rape you both at Odium.
[Manny C who was sitting up, quickly slumped down into his seat with a bit of depression setting in. This person bluntly told him what he had been hearing through the various wrestling sites and magazines, He and Kurt aren’t exactly liked.]
Manny C: So… is there anything else you would like to get off your chest…
Not a Manny Fan: Yeah, You like comedic speeches are not funny. In fact it’s a huger joke then---
Manny C: Well then ill stop being funny. Let me get serious on this one. You know your right.
Not a Manny Fan: Damn right I am right…wait about what.
Manny C: About me being a joke.
Not a Manny Fan: Huh? How?
Manny C: I haven’t been taken seriously because I haven’t been serious at all.
Not a Manny Fan: Exactly!
Manny C: So ill just have to get SERIOUS wont I!
Not a Manny Fan: Yeah!
[The Hitman and the fan have a quick chuckle, but before the kid knew it, The Hitman grabbed the kid by his shirt and pulled him closer to Manny C with violent force. He looks the kid dead in the eyes and says.]
Manny C: You listen to me you little piece of shit! You can never do what I had to go through just to get to the WFWF. You never lived where I lived, seen what I’ve seen, fought who I fought. I paid my dues every day just to get to this point and no little fan is going to tell me what’s up! I have fought all my life to hold a damn belt around my waist. I’ve been screwed over by so many promoters in my time. Hell I even fought in PRIDE over in Japan. I’ve been everywhere, and done everything to get to this point. As far as things go with the WFWF, your right, Kurt and I haven’t been on a winning streak as of late but we are still the number one force to be reckoned with. And Obo? Mister ultra violent gore man! All I have to say is bring it! Bring everything he’s got to the ring. Bring the pain, bring the violence, and lay them all out in the ring at Odium. Cause no matter what he brings to the ring, I WILL STILL BE BETTER! Obo verse The Revolution, it’s on at Odium. And we won’t run, and Obo wont run either. And if he does, I am prepared to search the earth for the motherf*cker.
[Manny lets the kid go, Mannys eyes are burning with a rage never before seen in him. The kid looks a bit scared. The Hitman sees his stop coming and signals to get off. He grabs his bag and gets off the bus but before the bus takes off The kid sticks his head out of the window.]
Not a Manny Fan: HEY HITMAN YOU SUCK!
Manny C: Oh
YOU KID![Manny Throws his ipod at the kids exposed head, hitting him dead on. The force of the throw left the kid knocked and his head sticking out of the window and as the bus drove on the kids head hits roadside signposts. The Hitman has a familiar look of comedic confusion on his face.]
Manny C: Holy Shit, good throw….crapthe ipod!
[The Hitman runs over to his ipod, now broken on the road, he runs to its side and gets on his knees. He grabs the broken ipod and holds it in his hands and raises it towards the sky.]
Manny C: IPOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! OBO YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS…even though you had nothing to do with this…YOU WILL STILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The Hitman is on his way to Odium, where he along side Kurt and Vanessa McGurk will take on Obo and Meg. The Hitman has laid out his challenge to Obo to bring everything he has to the ring. Will Obo bring his A - game to Odium? Will the Revolution post its first victory? Did The Hitman back up all his music on his computer? Find out this week at Odium…except for the ipod thing….its toast.]
