Post by El Manny of Fresh on Jul 26, 2006 20:23:11 GMT -5
[We enter a dark room with one lonely light shining brightly. Its shining directly down on a dark figure sitting down. The figure is wearing a black shirt, black jeans, black shoes, and his head his hanging low. Then a voice, deep and angry suddenly begins to ring out from this mysterious figure…]
A Revolution. A Revolution can be one of two things. On one hand, a revolution can be a team. A team of like-minded people working together for one common goal. But a Revolution can also be one person, one person with the power to change it all by him self.
[The Dark figure begins to lift his head to reveal The Hitman Manny C. A lot of smoke starts to fill the room, dancing around in the light...]
Manny C: Your looking at the one figure in the WFWF that is the ULTIMATE REVOLU…[cough cough] REVOLUTI…[cough cough] CUT!!!!!!!!
[The lights cut back on to reveal a movie set, a full crew, and a famous movie director behind the helm of the promo!]
Manny C: What the hell is with the smoke!?! You think this is a Kurt and Manny party!?! Man your directing this like your Paul W.S. Anderson!
Paul W.S. Anderson: Well that is because I am Paul W.S. Anderson!
Manny C: Oh….My….God….why god why?
Paul W.S. Anderson: Why! Why does everybody say that!?!
Manny C: Two words! Resident Evil! That movie blew man, and I love zombie flicks, but that crapwas just WRONG!
Paul W.S. Anderson: Well Mr. Hitman, I am the director the WFWF picked up to do this so lets just cut it. PLEASE STAGE THE ZOMBIE WRESTLER AND GIVE THEM THEIRE CUE’S!
Manny C: Oh, Oh no. No Anderson, no. Your fired, get….get all that crapout of here.
Paul W.S. Anderson: Good, I ing hate wrestling! But who are you going to get on such short notice!
Manny C: Kevin Smith.
Paul W.S. Anderson: Kevin Smith?
Manny C: Kevin ING Smith.
Paul W.S. Anderson: Bullshit! You cant afford him!
Manny C: crapman, Ill will make this RP for less then 27,000 dollars man!
Paul W.S. Anderson: Please, I’m out!
[Can Manny C get Kevin Smith? Can Manny C get his RP out on time? Can Manny C actually talk about his match? Stay Tuned for the exciting finish!]
A Revolution. A Revolution can be one of two things. On one hand, a revolution can be a team. A team of like-minded people working together for one common goal. But a Revolution can also be one person, one person with the power to change it all by him self.
[The Dark figure begins to lift his head to reveal The Hitman Manny C. A lot of smoke starts to fill the room, dancing around in the light...]
Manny C: Your looking at the one figure in the WFWF that is the ULTIMATE REVOLU…[cough cough] REVOLUTI…[cough cough] CUT!!!!!!!!
[The lights cut back on to reveal a movie set, a full crew, and a famous movie director behind the helm of the promo!]
Manny C: What the hell is with the smoke!?! You think this is a Kurt and Manny party!?! Man your directing this like your Paul W.S. Anderson!
Paul W.S. Anderson: Well that is because I am Paul W.S. Anderson!
Manny C: Oh….My….God….why god why?
Paul W.S. Anderson: Why! Why does everybody say that!?!
Manny C: Two words! Resident Evil! That movie blew man, and I love zombie flicks, but that crapwas just WRONG!
Paul W.S. Anderson: Well Mr. Hitman, I am the director the WFWF picked up to do this so lets just cut it. PLEASE STAGE THE ZOMBIE WRESTLER AND GIVE THEM THEIRE CUE’S!
Manny C: Oh, Oh no. No Anderson, no. Your fired, get….get all that crapout of here.
Paul W.S. Anderson: Good, I ing hate wrestling! But who are you going to get on such short notice!
Manny C: Kevin Smith.
Paul W.S. Anderson: Kevin Smith?
Manny C: Kevin ING Smith.
Paul W.S. Anderson: Bullshit! You cant afford him!
Manny C: crapman, Ill will make this RP for less then 27,000 dollars man!
Paul W.S. Anderson: Please, I’m out!
[Can Manny C get Kevin Smith? Can Manny C get his RP out on time? Can Manny C actually talk about his match? Stay Tuned for the exciting finish!]