Post by Mr. PerpetuaLynch Motion on Jul 26, 2006 23:01:01 GMT -5
*The sun shines through the stained glass windows and onto the stone floor of the church. The windows tints the sunlight different shades of green, yellow, and red. Dust particles can be seen floating through the air especially where the light is shining. At the other end of the hall, the massive wooden door swings open and a man steps into the church. This man is sporting a pair of black sunglasses and has his blonde hair slicked back so it does not fall in his eyes. Droplets over water drips off the ends of his hair and onto his black suit jacket, slowly being absorbed into the cotton fabric. Underneath the suit jacket is a white dress shirt and a black tie with the image of a set of wings on it. The man fixes the cuffs of his shirt and reveals a gold watch, apparently Rolex. The man walks purposefully towards the confessionals on the northern side of the church. Before stepping into it, he removes his sunglasses and reveals his green eyes. The man dips his hand in the holy water right beside the confessional and rubs his eyes with it so it looks like he has been crying recently. The man then looks back at the confessional door with a cocky smile but it fades to a look of distress as he enters. The man looks at the window where the Pasteur is sitting intently. The man slowly begins to speak.*
Forgive me father for it has been brought to my attention that I have sinned.
What is it that you have done my son?
See that is where the problem lies, I don’t know. Recently a Reverend has accused me of growing to be “Too Materialistic” But I don’t see how that can be possible. I mean if God didn’t want us to buy any “Material Goods” Then why is it that he granted human beings with the capability of creating these goods. Without the use of money in general then we would be sitting there with every dollar bill and dollar coin sitting in a safe or framed on the wall. Now if you ask me, that is just rediculous.
Well my son, this Reverend has a fairly good point. Attachment to money can lead to greed which leads to evil intentions. Money is indeed the root of all evil.
Oh so now you are siding with that puke faced little bitch? Damnit all to hell, you are just like the Rev... I think it isn’t that Money is the root of all evil it’s more of the fact that you people can’t achieve the economic stability that I have in my life. You people can’t handle that I am the biggest superstar in the world today barred none. You see, I can not claim to have read the bible a million times over like you or Reverend Shadow, infact the only verse I know off the top of my head is Ezekial 25:14, and the only reason I know that is because of Pulp Fiction. But you see, I am not a hethen, I go to church on the day before Christmas and the day of Easter. I always claim to be on a level higher then my fellow men and while that may also be frowned upon by the Lord, I am pretty sure it says somewhere not to hold back. So unlike you, Shadow and a couple million other people in the world, I don’t live by the book of the bible, 1007 pages is a bit too much. No, I live by the book written by quite possibly the biggest hero in the worlds history, I live according to the book of Justin Tyme. And in that book it states that if you wish to be successful in life, shape it after how Justin Tyme lives his life. There are also Ten Commandments in the religion of Justin Tyme and Father if you don’t mind, I feel like sharing them to you
*The Father stares blankly at Justin with his jaw dropped. He is seething mad now as Justin pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket. Justin tells him to hold on a second as he pulls out his reading glasses. Justin unfolds the paper and begins reading aloud*
1, I am the Lord of the ring, your savior in that ring and I am the one who keeps you from boredom week in and week out. 2, You shall have no other savior before me. 3, You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the ring or up the ramp in the back locker room. 4, You shall not bow down to them or worship them for I, the Lord of The Ring am a jealous god punishing Mid Carders for the inequity of the bookers, to the Upper Midcards and Main Eventers, 5, But showing love to the Lower Midcarders and Curtain Jerkers who love me and keep my commandments. 6, You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord Of The Ring, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name. 7, Remember this coming Wednesday at Odium and keep it awesome. 8, for 6 days a week you will labour for me. 9, but on the 7th day you may come to Odium and see me lay vengeance upon someone. 10, For six days Justin Tyme rested but on the 7th, He kickethed some ass. 11, Only honor Justin Tyme, your Father and your Mother do not matter after me. 12, You shall not murder the reputation I have given WFWF by stinking up the ring. 13, Thou shalt not commit figurative adultary in the ring by raping everything I have given to WFWF. 14, You shall not steal my spotlight. 15, You shall not bear false witness against what I do in the ring and 16, You shall not covet my ring as your own. With all of this said, Reverend Shadow and Jerk McGurk hath both broken all commandment in my eyes and they must be punished according to my will. The Lord Of The Ring is a very vengeful deity and I am looking to punish those who have forsaken me. Starting with Reverend Shadow, you may live by the bible but the Word of Justin Tyme shalt be the only word that is spread in the locker room and that means there is no room for you. At Odium, I will crucify your religion and show you the path to righteousness as viewed through the eyes of the Futuratics which is what my followers will be known as. The Lord Of The Ring will become your savior, turning what you wanted to do on it’s head. It will indeed be you who will be saved by The Savior Justin Tyme. Good day to you Father.
*The Father crossed himself as Justin walked out of the confessional. Justin hears the Father mutter underneath his breath “God guide and protect that man... he will need it” Justin puts on his sun glasses and marches out of the church and down the street. Justin shakes some people on the streets hands and even hands a homeless fellow a ten dollar bill.*
Ever since I introduced the Moneyshot title, I have decided to turn over a new old leaf. I am told by people on the street that it is refreshing to see the old Justin Tyme back who was arrogant to everyone he meets. I stopped and thought about it for a second and I realized something... I am not intentionally arrogant... I’m arrogant by nature, born and raised that way. But as many of my closer friends realized, I am not a snobby rich fellow. I give to charity and I help out the homeless not only because it makes me look like a better person but because I can do what I wish. That is why I think so many people have a problem with my ego, my wealth and my Moneyshot title. It is because the realize that I can do anything I please and they WISH they could do the same. It’s a shame really that so many people have to be so jealous but it is an unfortunate fact... I mean, look at Jerk McGurk, He drowns away his troubles with alcohol day in and day out and he is jealous that I have acheived a permanent sense of balance with the life I live. Sure he may be right, There is times where I am sitting in my chair made of money wearing my suit made of money and it may get a little lonely but then I open my check book and it makes me feel like someone is there with me because there is so much money flowing through the veins that it has almost become an entire being in and of itself. I can buy friends that will follow me and agree with me, some say Money can’t buy you love... I however know first hand that it is actually quite opposite. See Wayne, I don’t need a motorcycle or a girlfriend or a bottle of liquor to be happy, I need myself and that is it. I could go on and on and say all the things that I am better then you at but to be fair, it would take me half my life to list everything. Instead I will tell you like I have told everyone else and that is that I am on such a high plateau of greatness that you or Reverend Shadow can not possibly fathom. Come to think of it, neither of you two are worthy of tying my shoe laces. Since I lost to anonymous opponent that shalt not be named, I have made the decision that I will refuse to lose a match from that point on. The Moneyshot Title will remain as a symbol as the day where the re-transformation occured and the day that Justin Tyme decided that he refuses to lose. It is a damn shame that Jerk McGurk and Reverend Shadow are going to be caught in the cross hairs. It is also a shame that they won’t get to touch the only title that actually has any credibility in the WFWF any more and it is all mine... Tis a shame but that is how life goes. First you have a motor bike or a bible and a World Title and the next thing you know it is gone, all to a man that you thought was “Born with a silver spoon in his mouth” when in reality it is simply that he is just plain better then you.
Justin walked by a Harley Davidson motorcycle and stopped to look at it. Justin kicked up the kickstand and let the bike fall onto the pavement. Justin then keyed his new logo with the wings on either side of the letters JT. The bikes owner came out as Justin was hopping into his Dodge Viper. Justin cranks the ignition and speeds off down the street. The Biker tries to pick up the bike as the scene fades out
Kyzer gave me a slight hour or two extension but I managed to get it done only a little after the deadline. It isn't my best but it is far from the worst I have done.
Forgive me father for it has been brought to my attention that I have sinned.
What is it that you have done my son?
See that is where the problem lies, I don’t know. Recently a Reverend has accused me of growing to be “Too Materialistic” But I don’t see how that can be possible. I mean if God didn’t want us to buy any “Material Goods” Then why is it that he granted human beings with the capability of creating these goods. Without the use of money in general then we would be sitting there with every dollar bill and dollar coin sitting in a safe or framed on the wall. Now if you ask me, that is just rediculous.
Well my son, this Reverend has a fairly good point. Attachment to money can lead to greed which leads to evil intentions. Money is indeed the root of all evil.
Oh so now you are siding with that puke faced little bitch? Damnit all to hell, you are just like the Rev... I think it isn’t that Money is the root of all evil it’s more of the fact that you people can’t achieve the economic stability that I have in my life. You people can’t handle that I am the biggest superstar in the world today barred none. You see, I can not claim to have read the bible a million times over like you or Reverend Shadow, infact the only verse I know off the top of my head is Ezekial 25:14, and the only reason I know that is because of Pulp Fiction. But you see, I am not a hethen, I go to church on the day before Christmas and the day of Easter. I always claim to be on a level higher then my fellow men and while that may also be frowned upon by the Lord, I am pretty sure it says somewhere not to hold back. So unlike you, Shadow and a couple million other people in the world, I don’t live by the book of the bible, 1007 pages is a bit too much. No, I live by the book written by quite possibly the biggest hero in the worlds history, I live according to the book of Justin Tyme. And in that book it states that if you wish to be successful in life, shape it after how Justin Tyme lives his life. There are also Ten Commandments in the religion of Justin Tyme and Father if you don’t mind, I feel like sharing them to you
*The Father stares blankly at Justin with his jaw dropped. He is seething mad now as Justin pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket. Justin tells him to hold on a second as he pulls out his reading glasses. Justin unfolds the paper and begins reading aloud*
1, I am the Lord of the ring, your savior in that ring and I am the one who keeps you from boredom week in and week out. 2, You shall have no other savior before me. 3, You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the ring or up the ramp in the back locker room. 4, You shall not bow down to them or worship them for I, the Lord of The Ring am a jealous god punishing Mid Carders for the inequity of the bookers, to the Upper Midcards and Main Eventers, 5, But showing love to the Lower Midcarders and Curtain Jerkers who love me and keep my commandments. 6, You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord Of The Ring, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name. 7, Remember this coming Wednesday at Odium and keep it awesome. 8, for 6 days a week you will labour for me. 9, but on the 7th day you may come to Odium and see me lay vengeance upon someone. 10, For six days Justin Tyme rested but on the 7th, He kickethed some ass. 11, Only honor Justin Tyme, your Father and your Mother do not matter after me. 12, You shall not murder the reputation I have given WFWF by stinking up the ring. 13, Thou shalt not commit figurative adultary in the ring by raping everything I have given to WFWF. 14, You shall not steal my spotlight. 15, You shall not bear false witness against what I do in the ring and 16, You shall not covet my ring as your own. With all of this said, Reverend Shadow and Jerk McGurk hath both broken all commandment in my eyes and they must be punished according to my will. The Lord Of The Ring is a very vengeful deity and I am looking to punish those who have forsaken me. Starting with Reverend Shadow, you may live by the bible but the Word of Justin Tyme shalt be the only word that is spread in the locker room and that means there is no room for you. At Odium, I will crucify your religion and show you the path to righteousness as viewed through the eyes of the Futuratics which is what my followers will be known as. The Lord Of The Ring will become your savior, turning what you wanted to do on it’s head. It will indeed be you who will be saved by The Savior Justin Tyme. Good day to you Father.
*The Father crossed himself as Justin walked out of the confessional. Justin hears the Father mutter underneath his breath “God guide and protect that man... he will need it” Justin puts on his sun glasses and marches out of the church and down the street. Justin shakes some people on the streets hands and even hands a homeless fellow a ten dollar bill.*
Ever since I introduced the Moneyshot title, I have decided to turn over a new old leaf. I am told by people on the street that it is refreshing to see the old Justin Tyme back who was arrogant to everyone he meets. I stopped and thought about it for a second and I realized something... I am not intentionally arrogant... I’m arrogant by nature, born and raised that way. But as many of my closer friends realized, I am not a snobby rich fellow. I give to charity and I help out the homeless not only because it makes me look like a better person but because I can do what I wish. That is why I think so many people have a problem with my ego, my wealth and my Moneyshot title. It is because the realize that I can do anything I please and they WISH they could do the same. It’s a shame really that so many people have to be so jealous but it is an unfortunate fact... I mean, look at Jerk McGurk, He drowns away his troubles with alcohol day in and day out and he is jealous that I have acheived a permanent sense of balance with the life I live. Sure he may be right, There is times where I am sitting in my chair made of money wearing my suit made of money and it may get a little lonely but then I open my check book and it makes me feel like someone is there with me because there is so much money flowing through the veins that it has almost become an entire being in and of itself. I can buy friends that will follow me and agree with me, some say Money can’t buy you love... I however know first hand that it is actually quite opposite. See Wayne, I don’t need a motorcycle or a girlfriend or a bottle of liquor to be happy, I need myself and that is it. I could go on and on and say all the things that I am better then you at but to be fair, it would take me half my life to list everything. Instead I will tell you like I have told everyone else and that is that I am on such a high plateau of greatness that you or Reverend Shadow can not possibly fathom. Come to think of it, neither of you two are worthy of tying my shoe laces. Since I lost to anonymous opponent that shalt not be named, I have made the decision that I will refuse to lose a match from that point on. The Moneyshot Title will remain as a symbol as the day where the re-transformation occured and the day that Justin Tyme decided that he refuses to lose. It is a damn shame that Jerk McGurk and Reverend Shadow are going to be caught in the cross hairs. It is also a shame that they won’t get to touch the only title that actually has any credibility in the WFWF any more and it is all mine... Tis a shame but that is how life goes. First you have a motor bike or a bible and a World Title and the next thing you know it is gone, all to a man that you thought was “Born with a silver spoon in his mouth” when in reality it is simply that he is just plain better then you.
Justin walked by a Harley Davidson motorcycle and stopped to look at it. Justin kicked up the kickstand and let the bike fall onto the pavement. Justin then keyed his new logo with the wings on either side of the letters JT. The bikes owner came out as Justin was hopping into his Dodge Viper. Justin cranks the ignition and speeds off down the street. The Biker tries to pick up the bike as the scene fades out
Kyzer gave me a slight hour or two extension but I managed to get it done only a little after the deadline. It isn't my best but it is far from the worst I have done.
