Post by Yukio Blaze on Jul 31, 2006 11:24:06 GMT -5
Very cheesy classical music is heard playing throught this huge mansion. This mansion look's to be victorian, so it's very old. We now enter this big room and it appear's to be the leisure room. There is a semi circle of chair's, each filled with very old men in red robe's. A few of them are reading book's, while the other's are looking at the beautiful young, big breasted maid, who is dusting. The maid is dusting this wooden entertainment center and when she strokes the wood to remove the dust with her duster, her breast are flowing with the movement. One old man put's his hand's down his pant's and the maid look's disgusted, but it's realized that the man pull's out a piece of candy. The maid breathe's in relief.
The next room we enter is the kitchen area. Servant's are getting the food tray's from the counter's, cook's cooking five star meal's and a few chef's are cutting meat's and vegetable's. We now see the master chef at work. He is a big white man with a beard and a goofyfied white hat on his enormous cranium. He is also wearing a smock that has C'rle Dela embedded on it. Two other cook's come running from the oven area's leading behind them a trail of grey and black smoke. The master chef smell's the air and then goes running toward's the running chef's to whoop their asses because he realized that they burnt his masterpiece or of a three cheese pizza.
We are now brought into the restroom area. There are three sink's with marble top's and silver plated mirror's. Also in the restroom is a janitor and his supply cart. The janitor is scrubbing a urinal with a passion using only a toothbrush. A weird grunting noice is heard coming from one of the stall's and in a instant, a flush is heard and out come's a very large man. He look's over to the janitor and say's "Shouldnt have eaten that taco platter". The janitor look's at the stall look's disgusted and shrub's his shoulder's
The next room is ahead and it's the last of the evening. We go into this huge room lined up with bookcase's filled with book's. A thru Z is marked on each bookcase, the floor has purple velvet carpet and along the wall's are portrait's of the Mona Liza, American Gothic and many other's, but the American Gothic and Mona Liza are very strange. The portrait of Mona has her face replaced with a ass that is wearing a hat and on the Gothic piece it's Kyzer as the farmer and Drakz and the farmer's wife. Our attention is now on a oldman sitting in a big green chair reading a book, smoking a pipe and occasionally looking into the fireplace. We keep getting closer and it's now known that the man sitting in the chair is Yukio Blaze, but he's dressed as a old man wearing a white over coat, wearing heart boxer short's, smoking a fake pipe that has bubble's coming out, wearing a moustache that keep's falling down and a very bad grey wig. He look's up, close's his book and begin's to speak in a half assed british accent.
Yukio: Good evening to everyone, My name is Sir Yukious Blazemont, the third heir to the American crown jewel's of Canada. This is my fine home which I built with my bare hand's by paying contractor's and roofer's to built it. As you may have seen that this place has sexy maid's, crazy cook's, five star janitorial sevices and best friend's any old rich man could have. Well alot of you may also know that I love and collect painting's as I'm alway's on the tele' screen at auction's paying out the bum hole for them. Now as you also seen that both the American Gothic and Mona Liza are more unique portrait's that I own, that's because I painted them myself.
Yukio: The Mona like painting, I named it "The Mona Of Ass Hat's" because it's a more fitting name. Look at the Mona before and tell me she didnt look like a ass that needed a hat or as we british like to call it, a buffet. Now the American Gothic portrait is replaced with Sir Michael Kyzer and his fair maiden wench, Drakz. I made it this way because Drakz is Kyzer's bitch and ill make Drakz my bitch come the holy day, Sunday Church!!!!.
Yukio: Wench Drakz and I will be engaged in a man's competiton of a wrestling match. This has been brewing since I became outraged by the way he run's thing's at this wrestling league. He smoke's his opium, snort's his candy, and inject's himself with the brain killer. Myself is not for the drug's, even though my drug's of choice are reading, writing, and arithmatic.
Yukio: Drakz thinl's he's the one that will have the last laugh, but I will. Well if opium get's him high, I will get high by the pain. No matter how much pain I will take from him,I will get back up. Hit me with the nail bomb or pistol whip me or drop me on my head, I wont stay down. You dont know how much rage and aggression, I've been saying up for this moment. This will not be a one sided contest and this will not be a wrestling match, but rather a major beatdown from me to you. You will be greeted by a knee to the face, bitch slap's, chair shot's and then be injected by the Deadliest Drug of all ME. I want to shove a cat up your ass, make you bleed and twitch. Bring all your coalition to ring, weapon's or whathaveyou, I will still be the one with his hand raised at the end of the night. In the word's of Drago from Rocky Four "If he dies, he dies".
Yukious wave's his hand goodbye and the screen fade's..................... or does it
We now see Yukio Blaze jerk up from his bed wearing a white over coat, heart boxer short's. Laying beside him is a Maid Monthly Porno and a pizza box. He turn's the light on and say's..
Yukio: What a Nightmare or was it......
Man wants chaos.
In fact, he's gotta have it.
Depression, strife, riots, murder, all this dread.
We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state... created out of death and destruction.
It's in all of us.
We revel in it.
The next room we enter is the kitchen area. Servant's are getting the food tray's from the counter's, cook's cooking five star meal's and a few chef's are cutting meat's and vegetable's. We now see the master chef at work. He is a big white man with a beard and a goofyfied white hat on his enormous cranium. He is also wearing a smock that has C'rle Dela embedded on it. Two other cook's come running from the oven area's leading behind them a trail of grey and black smoke. The master chef smell's the air and then goes running toward's the running chef's to whoop their asses because he realized that they burnt his masterpiece or of a three cheese pizza.
We are now brought into the restroom area. There are three sink's with marble top's and silver plated mirror's. Also in the restroom is a janitor and his supply cart. The janitor is scrubbing a urinal with a passion using only a toothbrush. A weird grunting noice is heard coming from one of the stall's and in a instant, a flush is heard and out come's a very large man. He look's over to the janitor and say's "Shouldnt have eaten that taco platter". The janitor look's at the stall look's disgusted and shrub's his shoulder's
The next room is ahead and it's the last of the evening. We go into this huge room lined up with bookcase's filled with book's. A thru Z is marked on each bookcase, the floor has purple velvet carpet and along the wall's are portrait's of the Mona Liza, American Gothic and many other's, but the American Gothic and Mona Liza are very strange. The portrait of Mona has her face replaced with a ass that is wearing a hat and on the Gothic piece it's Kyzer as the farmer and Drakz and the farmer's wife. Our attention is now on a oldman sitting in a big green chair reading a book, smoking a pipe and occasionally looking into the fireplace. We keep getting closer and it's now known that the man sitting in the chair is Yukio Blaze, but he's dressed as a old man wearing a white over coat, wearing heart boxer short's, smoking a fake pipe that has bubble's coming out, wearing a moustache that keep's falling down and a very bad grey wig. He look's up, close's his book and begin's to speak in a half assed british accent.
Yukio: Good evening to everyone, My name is Sir Yukious Blazemont, the third heir to the American crown jewel's of Canada. This is my fine home which I built with my bare hand's by paying contractor's and roofer's to built it. As you may have seen that this place has sexy maid's, crazy cook's, five star janitorial sevices and best friend's any old rich man could have. Well alot of you may also know that I love and collect painting's as I'm alway's on the tele' screen at auction's paying out the bum hole for them. Now as you also seen that both the American Gothic and Mona Liza are more unique portrait's that I own, that's because I painted them myself.
Yukio: The Mona like painting, I named it "The Mona Of Ass Hat's" because it's a more fitting name. Look at the Mona before and tell me she didnt look like a ass that needed a hat or as we british like to call it, a buffet. Now the American Gothic portrait is replaced with Sir Michael Kyzer and his fair maiden wench, Drakz. I made it this way because Drakz is Kyzer's bitch and ill make Drakz my bitch come the holy day, Sunday Church!!!!.
Yukio: Wench Drakz and I will be engaged in a man's competiton of a wrestling match. This has been brewing since I became outraged by the way he run's thing's at this wrestling league. He smoke's his opium, snort's his candy, and inject's himself with the brain killer. Myself is not for the drug's, even though my drug's of choice are reading, writing, and arithmatic.
Yukio: Drakz thinl's he's the one that will have the last laugh, but I will. Well if opium get's him high, I will get high by the pain. No matter how much pain I will take from him,I will get back up. Hit me with the nail bomb or pistol whip me or drop me on my head, I wont stay down. You dont know how much rage and aggression, I've been saying up for this moment. This will not be a one sided contest and this will not be a wrestling match, but rather a major beatdown from me to you. You will be greeted by a knee to the face, bitch slap's, chair shot's and then be injected by the Deadliest Drug of all ME. I want to shove a cat up your ass, make you bleed and twitch. Bring all your coalition to ring, weapon's or whathaveyou, I will still be the one with his hand raised at the end of the night. In the word's of Drago from Rocky Four "If he dies, he dies".
Yukious wave's his hand goodbye and the screen fade's..................... or does it
We now see Yukio Blaze jerk up from his bed wearing a white over coat, heart boxer short's. Laying beside him is a Maid Monthly Porno and a pizza box. He turn's the light on and say's..
Yukio: What a Nightmare or was it......
Man wants chaos.
In fact, he's gotta have it.
Depression, strife, riots, murder, all this dread.
We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state... created out of death and destruction.
It's in all of us.
We revel in it.
