Super Brawl IV RP: Fear and Loathing in Canada

[ It’s a dark, lonely night and we can see a lonely highway light dimly by the lighting fixtures. A few flickers on and off and all give the pavement a sickly dim yellow glow. Suddenly in the background you can hear a small thump break through the air. It gradually gets louder and louder. Suddenly we see a deer enter the roadway. As it crosses the highway, it suddenly stops in its tracks and reacts to the thumping getting louder and louder. Then you can begin to hear a beat start playing, a reggaeton song, frikitona to be exact. Then the deer see’s a blinding light and hears a loud roar of an engine at full speed. Then like lighting a car is speeds to the deer, but the deer stricken with fear, cant find it in him to move out the way. But with a quick swerve, the car misses the deer entirely. We then move to the drivers of the vehicle, it’s the Revolution!...]

Kurt: HOLY CHRIST MAN YOU NEARLLY HIT THAT ROAD ANIMAL MAN!!! WOAH MAN!!!!

Manny C: KURT! Kurt…Kurt… what? Is? A? Road…anima…road animal!

Kurt: Animals born not animal yet not road…. road animal!

Manny C: I think you’re on something Kurt! You got any more!?!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: We were driving to Ontario, at night, and on a lot of alcohol and other bad…bad…. things. I was driving at top speed to avoid the mighty Canadian moose’s that have haunted many of my dreams. But to my avail, the moose’s are running full speed long side of the car. My body wants me to stop the car, get some sense back into my body….but the moose’s.}[/glow]

Kurt: Hey Manny? I want to drive. It’s my time to drive!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: I look to my left and my right, and see nothing but moose’s teeth trying to bite my face off. Oh my god…the emo moose’s has followed me! We can stop here!}[/glow]

Manny C: WE CAN’T STOP HERE! THIS IS MOOSE COUNTRY!

Kurt: What? Stop the car.

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: I figured if I stopped and switched off with my tag partner here, the moose’s wouldn’t follow us.}[/glow]

Kurt: Get out and switch!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: I slowly opened the door leading out into the orgy of moose’s hell bent on killing me. I had the strange feeling that my partner did not see the evil orgy of death outside our car, but soon enough the bastard will share the fear. I slowly got out of the driver seat and began to swing violently at the evil trying to attack me. I ran with all energy to the shotgun seat, closed it and ducked down hopping the moose’s didn’t catch me.}[/glow]

Manny C: WE HAVE TO GO!!!!!! MOVE OR THEY WILL GET US FOR SURE!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: As my mind was filled with terror, Kurt leaned over and quelled the terror with two words.}[/glow]

Kurt: Canada.

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: In retrospect, it was one word…. But this is Canada of course.}[/glow]

Manny: What? WHAT! What? I’m ok, I’m good!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: As Kurt pulled me out of my horrific moose hell, I slowly came to the realize my moose hell was really a fantasy. Though the dream was gone, the terror remained. As me and Kurt walked through the hallway to the check in desk, the faces of all the fans looked at me with devil eyes. But then, like a kick to the face with a steel toe boot the people began to morph…oh my god…Shields? Why are all the people becoming my enemy? I walked up to one of them, looked the in the face and asked them a simple question…}[/glow]

Manny: … … … … SHEILDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: What?

Manny: YOU RAT BASTARD! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!

Fan: What the hell are you…

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: I swung wildly hitting him in the face, but my swing was wide so I hit his two little kids and his wife as well. As I looked at my fallen victims, there faces turned to mind and with evil eyes transformed again into something more hideous. They were O.K.A.M.A, and they were chanting in some language I couldn’t decipher. So I stomped them out till my partner pulled me away…}[/glow]

Kurt: WHAT THE **** MANNY!

Manny C: THEY ARE THE BYBZ! KURT DON’T STAND THERE KICK THE **** OUT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!

Kurt: BUT THAT’S A FAMILY!

Manny: THEY MUST PAY!!!!!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: Kurt pulled me away and threw my ass in the elevator before I could kill those demons…}[/glow]

Kurt: Manny! MANNY! What that **** man! Come down! Save it for Super Brawl!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: His lips were moving, but he was speaking no words. I felt I had to ask him why.}[/glow]

Manny C: … … …

Kurt: What? I don’t speak Spanish man.

Manny C: ¡Porqué! ¡Porqué hágale para no hablar palabras!?!

Kurt: WHAT THE IS GOING ON!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: The doors to the elevator opened up and it was nothing but Shields and O.K.A.M.A’s waiting. A ing army of people trying to take our belts from us. I knew what had to be done…}[/glow]

Manny: ILL KILLS EVERY ONE OF YOU’S! ILL TAKES ON A WHOLE ARMY! YOU WILL NEVER GET OUR BELTS YOU TYRANTS OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt: Oh GOD MANNY NO!

[glow=red,2,300]{Manny C: So I ran, I ran through all the halls, beating everything to within an inch of its life. Big, small, woman or child. All of them were my enemies. Nothing or nobody…or moose, will take our belts from us…and everybody in that hotel knows that now… }[/glow]

OOC: Yea, my first attempt at a fear and loathing in las vegas thing. Yes, im tripping balls in this RP lol!