Post by hurricanehelms2 on Dec 20, 2006 22:47:50 GMT -5
We are inside someone’s basement. The walls are a dirty white brick, the carpet a shaggy brown style from the seventies. Muffled voices are heard as the camera, a handheld one, is shaky mounted on the tripod.
Is this on? Yea, I see the red light.
Joe Kessen walks in front of the camera and begins to speak.
Contract.....dammit. They said I’m under a contract. Yeah, I’m not gone yet. You see, my little rant got some attention. That video was all over the internet and especially youtube. Corporate asses decided not to fire me. Nah, going to punish me in another way. Make me work for them. But not any big matches of course. So here I am. I was told to “Record a damn promo”, but they didn’t say it had to be new so lets watch my old tape.
Joe flips on his tv and VCR. It comes on showing a Joe Kessen, in plain black tights, match against an independent wrestler, dressed in a blue suit.
Joe Kessen body slams Chase. Joe Kessen counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chase hits Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen whips Joe Kessen into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Sloppy tornado punch from Chase, Joe Kessen barely got hit. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chase. Joe Kessen powers out of a headlock. Running knee lift from Joe Kessen. Massive back breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Joe Kessen, Chase got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Powerslam from Chase on Joe Kessen. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Joe Kessen ducks a wild right hand. Chase can barely stand. Sidewalk Slam! Joe Kessen gets slammed. Chase goes to slam Joe Kessen through a table, but he manages to escape. Chase slams Joe Kessen down. Running knee lift from Chase. Joe Kessen takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Joe Kessen goes to slam Chase through a table, but he manages to escape. Flying reverse elbow by Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen only gets knees on a splash. Spear by Chase. Death valley driver by Chase, Joe Kessen got planted. Joe Kessen ducks a clothesline attempt. Stiff high kick on Chase by Joe Kessen who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Rude Awakening on Joe Kessen by Chase. Joe gets the one....two....three....for the victory.
Joe then grabs a Mic.
“I’m Joe Kessen, and I am the best this company has to offer. That is why I am wrestling your champion next week, and I will defeat him.”
Joe pauses the tape.
Can you believe I actually made a promo like that? I think, I hope I’ve come a long way since then. Now then, I need a 10 minute promo for the Corporate guys. How long has this been? What? Five minutes. Hm....what to do now? Oh, I got an idea. keep that other camera on the tv screen.
Joe walks over and pops the tape out of the first camera. And places it into the VCR. He smiles as he hits the play button. A very familiar scene plays.
We are inside someone’s basement. The walls are a dirty white brick, the carpet a shaggy brown style from the seventies. Muffled voices are heard as the camera, a handheld one, is shaky mounted on the tripod.
Is this on? Yea, I see the red light.
Joe Kessen walks in front of the camera and begins to speak.
Contract.....dammit. They said I’m under a contract. Yeah, I’m not gone yet. You see, my little rant got some attention. That video was all over the internet and especially youtube. Corporate asses decided not to fire me. Nah, going to punish me in another way. Make me work for them. But not any big matches of course. So here I am. I was told to “Record a damn promo”, but they didn’t say it had to be new so lets watch my old tape.
Joe flips on his tv and VCR. It comes on showing a Joe Kessen, in plain black tights, match against an independent wrestler, dressed in a blue suit.
Joe Kessen body slams Chase. Joe Kessen counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chase hits Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen whips Joe Kessen into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Sloppy tornado punch from Chase, Joe Kessen barely got hit. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chase. Joe Kessen powers out of a headlock. Running knee lift from Joe Kessen. Massive back breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Joe Kessen, Chase got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Powerslam from Chase on Joe Kessen. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Joe Kessen ducks a wild right hand. Chase can barely stand. Sidewalk Slam! Joe Kessen gets slammed. Chase goes to slam Joe Kessen through a table, but he manages to escape. Chase slams Joe Kessen down. Running knee lift from Chase. Joe Kessen takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Joe Kessen goes to slam Chase through a table, but he manages to escape. Flying reverse elbow by Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen only gets knees on a splash. Spear by Chase. Death valley driver by Chase, Joe Kessen got planted. Joe Kessen ducks a clothesline attempt. Stiff high kick on Chase by Joe Kessen who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Rude Awakening on Joe Kessen by Chase. Joe gets the one....two....three....for the victory.
Joe then grabs a Mic.
“I’m Joe Kessen, and I am the best this company has to offer. That is why I am wrestling your champion next week, and I will defeat him.”
Joe pauses the tape.
Can you believe I actually made a promo like that? I think, I hope I’ve come a long way since then. Now then, I need a 10 minute promo for the Corporate guys. How long has this been? What? Five minutes. Hm....what to do now? Oh, I got an idea. keep that other camera on the tv screen.
Joe turns back to the second camera.
While, guys, are my promos good enough for you. They’re not? Why then *beep* you guys. I’m being real to the fans and that’s all that matters. I’m Joe Kessen, and I approve of this message.
OOC: Ok, I really messed up here. The idea sounded good in my head. But I realize it came across awful. I wrote this last night and thought it would just need editing. But I guess I’m wrong, I wish I could just redo it. But time, and tiredness is preventing that. I could blame it on rp rust, like many would do. I haven’t rped in a while, so it’s possible guys. But I really think it’s just a matter of me not getting the idea across like I could have. Anyways I promise my next RP will be 100 times better than this....wait even Shane’s were 100 x better. I guarantee 1000 times better at least. Anyways, positive stuff I guess. I’m trying to make Joe a heel to the corporation, but face to the fans. And corporation doesn’t mean CBT, Rev. It means board members, and those types. Anyways guys, I really need to be getting to bed.
Is this on? Yea, I see the red light.
Joe Kessen walks in front of the camera and begins to speak.
Contract.....dammit. They said I’m under a contract. Yeah, I’m not gone yet. You see, my little rant got some attention. That video was all over the internet and especially youtube. Corporate asses decided not to fire me. Nah, going to punish me in another way. Make me work for them. But not any big matches of course. So here I am. I was told to “Record a damn promo”, but they didn’t say it had to be new so lets watch my old tape.
Joe flips on his tv and VCR. It comes on showing a Joe Kessen, in plain black tights, match against an independent wrestler, dressed in a blue suit.
Joe Kessen body slams Chase. Joe Kessen counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chase hits Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen whips Joe Kessen into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Sloppy tornado punch from Chase, Joe Kessen barely got hit. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chase. Joe Kessen powers out of a headlock. Running knee lift from Joe Kessen. Massive back breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Joe Kessen, Chase got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Powerslam from Chase on Joe Kessen. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Joe Kessen ducks a wild right hand. Chase can barely stand. Sidewalk Slam! Joe Kessen gets slammed. Chase goes to slam Joe Kessen through a table, but he manages to escape. Chase slams Joe Kessen down. Running knee lift from Chase. Joe Kessen takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Joe Kessen goes to slam Chase through a table, but he manages to escape. Flying reverse elbow by Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen only gets knees on a splash. Spear by Chase. Death valley driver by Chase, Joe Kessen got planted. Joe Kessen ducks a clothesline attempt. Stiff high kick on Chase by Joe Kessen who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Rude Awakening on Joe Kessen by Chase. Joe gets the one....two....three....for the victory.
Joe then grabs a Mic.
“I’m Joe Kessen, and I am the best this company has to offer. That is why I am wrestling your champion next week, and I will defeat him.”
Joe pauses the tape.
Can you believe I actually made a promo like that? I think, I hope I’ve come a long way since then. Now then, I need a 10 minute promo for the Corporate guys. How long has this been? What? Five minutes. Hm....what to do now? Oh, I got an idea. keep that other camera on the tv screen.
Joe walks over and pops the tape out of the first camera. And places it into the VCR. He smiles as he hits the play button. A very familiar scene plays.
We are inside someone’s basement. The walls are a dirty white brick, the carpet a shaggy brown style from the seventies. Muffled voices are heard as the camera, a handheld one, is shaky mounted on the tripod.
Is this on? Yea, I see the red light.
Joe Kessen walks in front of the camera and begins to speak.
Contract.....dammit. They said I’m under a contract. Yeah, I’m not gone yet. You see, my little rant got some attention. That video was all over the internet and especially youtube. Corporate asses decided not to fire me. Nah, going to punish me in another way. Make me work for them. But not any big matches of course. So here I am. I was told to “Record a damn promo”, but they didn’t say it had to be new so lets watch my old tape.
Joe flips on his tv and VCR. It comes on showing a Joe Kessen, in plain black tights, match against an independent wrestler, dressed in a blue suit.
Joe Kessen body slams Chase. Joe Kessen counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chase hits Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen whips Joe Kessen into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Sloppy tornado punch from Chase, Joe Kessen barely got hit. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chase. Joe Kessen powers out of a headlock. Running knee lift from Joe Kessen. Massive back breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Joe Kessen, Chase got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Powerslam from Chase on Joe Kessen. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Joe Kessen ducks a wild right hand. Chase can barely stand. Sidewalk Slam! Joe Kessen gets slammed. Chase goes to slam Joe Kessen through a table, but he manages to escape. Chase slams Joe Kessen down. Running knee lift from Chase. Joe Kessen takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Joe Kessen goes to slam Chase through a table, but he manages to escape. Flying reverse elbow by Joe Kessen. Joe Kessen only gets knees on a splash. Spear by Chase. Death valley driver by Chase, Joe Kessen got planted. Joe Kessen ducks a clothesline attempt. Stiff high kick on Chase by Joe Kessen who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Joe Kessen walks into a trip. Rude Awakening on Joe Kessen by Chase. Joe gets the one....two....three....for the victory.
Joe then grabs a Mic.
“I’m Joe Kessen, and I am the best this company has to offer. That is why I am wrestling your champion next week, and I will defeat him.”
Joe pauses the tape.
Can you believe I actually made a promo like that? I think, I hope I’ve come a long way since then. Now then, I need a 10 minute promo for the Corporate guys. How long has this been? What? Five minutes. Hm....what to do now? Oh, I got an idea. keep that other camera on the tv screen.
Joe turns back to the second camera.
While, guys, are my promos good enough for you. They’re not? Why then *beep* you guys. I’m being real to the fans and that’s all that matters. I’m Joe Kessen, and I approve of this message.
OOC: Ok, I really messed up here. The idea sounded good in my head. But I realize it came across awful. I wrote this last night and thought it would just need editing. But I guess I’m wrong, I wish I could just redo it. But time, and tiredness is preventing that. I could blame it on rp rust, like many would do. I haven’t rped in a while, so it’s possible guys. But I really think it’s just a matter of me not getting the idea across like I could have. Anyways I promise my next RP will be 100 times better than this....wait even Shane’s were 100 x better. I guarantee 1000 times better at least. Anyways, positive stuff I guess. I’m trying to make Joe a heel to the corporation, but face to the fans. And corporation doesn’t mean CBT, Rev. It means board members, and those types. Anyways guys, I really need to be getting to bed.
