Post by msamurai on Dec 20, 2006 18:17:08 GMT -5
"Furious Angels" by Rob Dougan starts playing as The Mexican Samurai comes out in his red, white, and green samurai armor. There is a difference though, The Mexican Samurai has a Japanese flag tied around his neck. Wearing it like a cape, The Mexican Samurai walks down the aisle to a dead crowd reaction. As The Mexican Samurai approaches the end of the ramp, he unsheathes his sword and gets on his knees. He then lays the sword next to him and bows while mouthing a quick prayer. The Mexican Samurai grabs the swords and stands back up again putting the sword back in its sheath. He goes up the stairs and enters the ring, The Mexican Samurai then takes the flag from off his neck and hangs it against the corner turnbuckle. The Mexican Samurai asks for a mic and proceeds to talk in the middle of the ring.
The Mexican Samurai: You may be wondering who this freak is that just proceeded to wear a Japanese flag to the ring like he was some sort of fruity superhero. Typical of a bunch of simple minded red-necks such as yourselfs to think like that. No problem with that though, I am here to help you. Even though I don't have to educate the morons out there, I have taken it upon myself to show you guys the light. To understand that we are simply a step back to a better society. You can just call me The Mexican Samurai AKA YOUR JAPANESE AMBASSADOR!
The crowd starts an a**hole chant.
The Mexican Samurai: Oh no, don't thank me. I'm just doing it out of the goodness of my heart, you guys are making me blush. You guys will soon be educated on a country with a better culture, better history, and most importantly, better wrestling. But can I now ask for all of you to stand for the Japanese national anthem.
The Mexican Samurai yells at one of the camera guys to hold the flag in front of his face. He then proceeds to salute the flag while the audience starts to yell profanity and boo.
The Mexican Samurai: You guys have to be quiet while I pay respect to my country.
The crowd continues to get noisier.
The Mexican Samurai: I'm going to count to three. If you guys insist on making noise then I won't do it.
The crowd cheers.
The Mexican Samurai: So, you want me to do it?
The crowd boos.
The Mexican Samurai: Then all you have to do is wait until I'm done. And camera man, don't you dare drop that flag.
The camera holds up the flag, scared and shaking.
The Mexican Samurai: 1.....
The crowd boos again.
The Mexican Samurai: 2....
The crowd starts to get louder.
The Mexican Samurai: 3.....
The crowd is in a deafening pitch.
The Mexican Samurai: Find then, forget about it.
The crowd cheers.
The Mexican Samurai: Haha! You really think a stupid little crowd like you would get in my way of paying homage to my country? Think again!
The anthem plays as The Mexican Samurai begins saluting the flag while people in the audience start throwing items in his direction. Nevertheless, Samurai continues to salute the flag before finally letting his hand down and smiling towards the crowd.
The Mexican Samurai: You guys didn't think I would actually play it? Americans are so gullible, thats why they need to be taught that other countries are just better. If I'm going to be your teacher though, then it's best that I tell you a little bit about myself. Some wrestler like to call themselves technicians, high-flyers, hardcore, so on and so on. That's great for them, but I'm a little different. I'm a shoot stylist damnit! When I take you down, if I don't submit you then I will ground and pound your ass until you are tapping the mat with a bruised ego. I will throw knees, kicks, and punches designed to knock you out. I am a mixed martial artist and the samurai spirit flows within me! I have decided to take the best styles of every martial art and use it to impose my agenda. My agenda is to prove that Japan is the best country in the world and it also has the best fighters in the world! There is no one in this company that can match me hold for hold or strike for strike. No on can match the kind of heart or toughness that I have endured from my years of being in Mixed Martial Arts competition. I will prove this to the uneducated masses when I become the World Heavyweight Champion of this promotion.
The crowd is getting ready to whip beer cups and crushed paper at The Mexican Samurai. The Mexican Samurai hears one of the audience shout that he's not Japanese.
The Mexican Samurai: Who just said that?
A woman in the front row proceeds to put her hand up.
The Mexican Samurai: How dare you judge me about my heritage and skin color! As everyone can see in the audience, I am clearly of Japanese descent. By chance, lady, what race do you suppose I am?
The woman shouts out "Mexican". The Mexican Samurai clearly gets fustrated by what this woman says.
The Mexican Samurai: I'm Mexican? Did I just hear you accuse me of being Mexican? That is the sickest thing I have ever heard! Just the thought of being associated with those smelly, poor, and low thought Homo Sapiens makes me want to throw up! Just looking at a burrito and taco makes me want to puke!!! How dare you associate me with those kind. Does anyone else think that I look Mexican?
The crowd cheers hearing this. The Mexican Samurai looks fustrated after hearing this response and speaks on the mic again.
The Mexican Samurai: You are all wrong!! I am not Mexican, I am Japanese!!! I am your teacher and you are the student, and soon I will educate everyone on respecting me. Then again, does America show any country respect? I thought not. Your comments don't hurt me though, I respect your opinion though. I am Japanese after all.
The crowd starts a You Suck! chant.
The Mexican Samurai: With introductions done and everything. Our first lesson is out of the way, but don't cry. The Mexican Samurai will be here again to teach you right, Japan, and wrong, America. I am The Mexican Samurai and I am "Your Japanese Ambassador".
The Mexican Samurai drops the mic and "Furious Angels" starts playing again. He then grabs the flag and proceeds to leave the ring. The Mexican Samurai argues with fans while putting the flag in front of their faces.
OOC: Sorry, its a bit generic. Plus the description sucks and IMO its also too short. But, its my first RP in a long time.
The Mexican Samurai: You may be wondering who this freak is that just proceeded to wear a Japanese flag to the ring like he was some sort of fruity superhero. Typical of a bunch of simple minded red-necks such as yourselfs to think like that. No problem with that though, I am here to help you. Even though I don't have to educate the morons out there, I have taken it upon myself to show you guys the light. To understand that we are simply a step back to a better society. You can just call me The Mexican Samurai AKA YOUR JAPANESE AMBASSADOR!
The crowd starts an a**hole chant.
The Mexican Samurai: Oh no, don't thank me. I'm just doing it out of the goodness of my heart, you guys are making me blush. You guys will soon be educated on a country with a better culture, better history, and most importantly, better wrestling. But can I now ask for all of you to stand for the Japanese national anthem.
The Mexican Samurai yells at one of the camera guys to hold the flag in front of his face. He then proceeds to salute the flag while the audience starts to yell profanity and boo.
The Mexican Samurai: You guys have to be quiet while I pay respect to my country.
The crowd continues to get noisier.
The Mexican Samurai: I'm going to count to three. If you guys insist on making noise then I won't do it.
The crowd cheers.
The Mexican Samurai: So, you want me to do it?
The crowd boos.
The Mexican Samurai: Then all you have to do is wait until I'm done. And camera man, don't you dare drop that flag.
The camera holds up the flag, scared and shaking.
The Mexican Samurai: 1.....
The crowd boos again.
The Mexican Samurai: 2....
The crowd starts to get louder.
The Mexican Samurai: 3.....
The crowd is in a deafening pitch.
The Mexican Samurai: Find then, forget about it.
The crowd cheers.
The Mexican Samurai: Haha! You really think a stupid little crowd like you would get in my way of paying homage to my country? Think again!
The anthem plays as The Mexican Samurai begins saluting the flag while people in the audience start throwing items in his direction. Nevertheless, Samurai continues to salute the flag before finally letting his hand down and smiling towards the crowd.
The Mexican Samurai: You guys didn't think I would actually play it? Americans are so gullible, thats why they need to be taught that other countries are just better. If I'm going to be your teacher though, then it's best that I tell you a little bit about myself. Some wrestler like to call themselves technicians, high-flyers, hardcore, so on and so on. That's great for them, but I'm a little different. I'm a shoot stylist damnit! When I take you down, if I don't submit you then I will ground and pound your ass until you are tapping the mat with a bruised ego. I will throw knees, kicks, and punches designed to knock you out. I am a mixed martial artist and the samurai spirit flows within me! I have decided to take the best styles of every martial art and use it to impose my agenda. My agenda is to prove that Japan is the best country in the world and it also has the best fighters in the world! There is no one in this company that can match me hold for hold or strike for strike. No on can match the kind of heart or toughness that I have endured from my years of being in Mixed Martial Arts competition. I will prove this to the uneducated masses when I become the World Heavyweight Champion of this promotion.
The crowd is getting ready to whip beer cups and crushed paper at The Mexican Samurai. The Mexican Samurai hears one of the audience shout that he's not Japanese.
The Mexican Samurai: Who just said that?
A woman in the front row proceeds to put her hand up.
The Mexican Samurai: How dare you judge me about my heritage and skin color! As everyone can see in the audience, I am clearly of Japanese descent. By chance, lady, what race do you suppose I am?
The woman shouts out "Mexican". The Mexican Samurai clearly gets fustrated by what this woman says.
The Mexican Samurai: I'm Mexican? Did I just hear you accuse me of being Mexican? That is the sickest thing I have ever heard! Just the thought of being associated with those smelly, poor, and low thought Homo Sapiens makes me want to throw up! Just looking at a burrito and taco makes me want to puke!!! How dare you associate me with those kind. Does anyone else think that I look Mexican?
The crowd cheers hearing this. The Mexican Samurai looks fustrated after hearing this response and speaks on the mic again.
The Mexican Samurai: You are all wrong!! I am not Mexican, I am Japanese!!! I am your teacher and you are the student, and soon I will educate everyone on respecting me. Then again, does America show any country respect? I thought not. Your comments don't hurt me though, I respect your opinion though. I am Japanese after all.
The crowd starts a You Suck! chant.
The Mexican Samurai: With introductions done and everything. Our first lesson is out of the way, but don't cry. The Mexican Samurai will be here again to teach you right, Japan, and wrong, America. I am The Mexican Samurai and I am "Your Japanese Ambassador".
The Mexican Samurai drops the mic and "Furious Angels" starts playing again. He then grabs the flag and proceeds to leave the ring. The Mexican Samurai argues with fans while putting the flag in front of their faces.
OOC: Sorry, its a bit generic. Plus the description sucks and IMO its also too short. But, its my first RP in a long time.
