Post by hurricanehelms2 on Dec 22, 2006 12:17:18 GMT -5
Welcome folks to FWFW's PPV Suicidio Blu. Lets jump right into the action backstage.
Gail Kim and Strike-her are backstage, and are apparently arguing. It
gets quite heated, and Gail Kim eventually storms off after being stuck by Strike-her.
Dirty Shanchez is backstage. She was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Zippo Flame.
Couldn't Beat Tater is backstage, when Nun Greyarea. She asks for help for an upcoming match, and he agrees. They go through some holds and counters. Couldn't Beat Tater puts on a hammerlock, and Nun Greyarea bends over to counter. At that second, Kurt Burping walks in, and catches them in a compromising situation. Kurt Burping storms off before CBT can explain.
Potang vs Protection vs Strike-her vs THUNDER FARTS : Potang gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. THUNDER FARTS hits Potang. Cover for a two count. Tag to Strike-her. Strike-her arm drags Potang over. Slingshot clothesline by THUNDER, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag between Strike-her and Protection. Potang takes a vertical suplex. Potang tags out to THUNDER FARTS. Protection takes a right hand to the temple from THUNDER. Protection ducks a clothesline attempt. Side suplex from Protection. Pin, three count, it's over. Protection pins THUNDER. Rude Awakening on Protection by Potang. Massive backbreaker, Protection got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Potang slams Protection down. Tag to Strike-her. THUNDER hits a spinning back kick. Strike-her arm drags Potang over. Potang powers out of a headlock. Rude Awakening on Strike-her by Potang. Lifting DDT by Potang, looked good. Pin, three count, it's over. Potang pins THUNDER. Nice piledriver on Protection. Massive lariat, apparently Potang has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Protection reverses a waistlock. Protection sets Potang up in the corner. Dudley Dogg!!! 1....2....3!!
Zippo Flame vs Dirty Shanchez : Forearm to the face from Dirty on Flame. Flame pushes out of a Dirty Shanchez hold. Flame slams Dirty Shanchez. Flame whips Dirty into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Zippo Flame scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Dirty counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dirty Shanchez dropkicks Flame after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Badly executed second rope splash by Dirty. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Dirty Shanchez. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flame counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Ouch! Dirty just got flapjacked off the ropes through a table. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dirty counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Zippo Flame slugs Dirty Shanchez, sending her down into the corner. While Flame fires up the crowd, Dirty is removing the turnbuckle pad! Zippo Flame comes over...but Dirty grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Zippo Flame face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Dirty Shanchez rolls up the stunned Zippo Flame: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Dirty Shanchez slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for Flame to get some payback.
Obo The Homo vs Betty Lee (For The FWFW Jizz Mopper Title) : Obo The Homo scores with a back heel kick on Betty. Obo The Homo hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Cover for a two count. Betty Lee ducks a clothesline attempt. Betty Lee hits a weak elbow on Obo The Homo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Betty Lee hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Betty defeats Obo. The referee gets to a five count....and Obo The Homo gets back up. Betty only gets knees on a splash. Flying reverse elbow by Obo The Homo. Cover gets three. Obo The Homo pinned Betty. The referee is counting: 5....6....Betty Lee is back up. Betty Lee reverses a hip toss. Obo The Homo misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Betty Lee scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Betty Lee hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Betty defeats Obo. The referee gets to a seven count....and Obo The Homo gets back up. Obo The Homo powers out of a Betty Lee headlock. Obo The Homo has Betty Lee down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Flying Spin Kick! 1....2....3. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Obo The Homo slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Betty to get some payback.
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Nun Greyarea vs Kurt Burping match.
Nun Greyarea vs Kurt Burping (For The FWFW World SUCKA Title) : Kurt Burping uses some crappy looking kicks. Kick to the gut from Burping, who couldn't even execute that properly. Chop by Burping on Nun Greyarea. Kurt Burping misses a clothesline. Nun Greyarea hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Kurt Burping reverses a hip toss. Badly executed second rope splash by Burping. Burping face jams Nun Greyarea. Nun Greyarea elbows Kurt Burping in the face to break a hammerlock. Uninspiring brawling from Nun Greyarea. Burping ducks a wild right hand. Chop by Burping on Nun Greyarea. Couldn't Beat Tater comes running down the aisle with a chair! Nun Greyarea goes to irish whip Kurt Burping into the ropes. CBT prepares to swing the chair...but Kurt Burping reverses! CBT accidentally smacks Nun Greyarea with a chair to the back! Kurt Burping floors Nun Greyarea...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Moonsault hit hard. Kurt Burping strips Nun Greyarea to her bra and panties for the win! Nun Greyarea has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.
OOC: Rev requested I do one for the PPV. So here it is. I was feeling a little lazy with this so I didn't go indepth on promos. Thats also why it isn't as good as previous FWFW's. But I wanted to get this up before CR results. So thats why I didn't wait to fix it up later.
Gail Kim and Strike-her are backstage, and are apparently arguing. It
gets quite heated, and Gail Kim eventually storms off after being stuck by Strike-her.
Dirty Shanchez is backstage. She was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Zippo Flame.
Couldn't Beat Tater is backstage, when Nun Greyarea. She asks for help for an upcoming match, and he agrees. They go through some holds and counters. Couldn't Beat Tater puts on a hammerlock, and Nun Greyarea bends over to counter. At that second, Kurt Burping walks in, and catches them in a compromising situation. Kurt Burping storms off before CBT can explain.
Potang vs Protection vs Strike-her vs THUNDER FARTS : Potang gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. THUNDER FARTS hits Potang. Cover for a two count. Tag to Strike-her. Strike-her arm drags Potang over. Slingshot clothesline by THUNDER, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag between Strike-her and Protection. Potang takes a vertical suplex. Potang tags out to THUNDER FARTS. Protection takes a right hand to the temple from THUNDER. Protection ducks a clothesline attempt. Side suplex from Protection. Pin, three count, it's over. Protection pins THUNDER. Rude Awakening on Protection by Potang. Massive backbreaker, Protection got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Potang slams Protection down. Tag to Strike-her. THUNDER hits a spinning back kick. Strike-her arm drags Potang over. Potang powers out of a headlock. Rude Awakening on Strike-her by Potang. Lifting DDT by Potang, looked good. Pin, three count, it's over. Potang pins THUNDER. Nice piledriver on Protection. Massive lariat, apparently Potang has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Protection reverses a waistlock. Protection sets Potang up in the corner. Dudley Dogg!!! 1....2....3!!
Zippo Flame vs Dirty Shanchez : Forearm to the face from Dirty on Flame. Flame pushes out of a Dirty Shanchez hold. Flame slams Dirty Shanchez. Flame whips Dirty into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Zippo Flame scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Dirty counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dirty Shanchez dropkicks Flame after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Badly executed second rope splash by Dirty. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Dirty Shanchez. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flame counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Ouch! Dirty just got flapjacked off the ropes through a table. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dirty counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Zippo Flame slugs Dirty Shanchez, sending her down into the corner. While Flame fires up the crowd, Dirty is removing the turnbuckle pad! Zippo Flame comes over...but Dirty grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Zippo Flame face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Dirty Shanchez rolls up the stunned Zippo Flame: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Dirty Shanchez slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for Flame to get some payback.
Obo The Homo vs Betty Lee (For The FWFW Jizz Mopper Title) : Obo The Homo scores with a back heel kick on Betty. Obo The Homo hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Cover for a two count. Betty Lee ducks a clothesline attempt. Betty Lee hits a weak elbow on Obo The Homo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Betty Lee hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Betty defeats Obo. The referee gets to a five count....and Obo The Homo gets back up. Betty only gets knees on a splash. Flying reverse elbow by Obo The Homo. Cover gets three. Obo The Homo pinned Betty. The referee is counting: 5....6....Betty Lee is back up. Betty Lee reverses a hip toss. Obo The Homo misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Betty Lee scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Betty Lee hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Betty defeats Obo. The referee gets to a seven count....and Obo The Homo gets back up. Obo The Homo powers out of a Betty Lee headlock. Obo The Homo has Betty Lee down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Flying Spin Kick! 1....2....3. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Obo The Homo slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Betty to get some payback.
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Nun Greyarea vs Kurt Burping match.
Nun Greyarea vs Kurt Burping (For The FWFW World SUCKA Title) : Kurt Burping uses some crappy looking kicks. Kick to the gut from Burping, who couldn't even execute that properly. Chop by Burping on Nun Greyarea. Kurt Burping misses a clothesline. Nun Greyarea hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Kurt Burping reverses a hip toss. Badly executed second rope splash by Burping. Burping face jams Nun Greyarea. Nun Greyarea elbows Kurt Burping in the face to break a hammerlock. Uninspiring brawling from Nun Greyarea. Burping ducks a wild right hand. Chop by Burping on Nun Greyarea. Couldn't Beat Tater comes running down the aisle with a chair! Nun Greyarea goes to irish whip Kurt Burping into the ropes. CBT prepares to swing the chair...but Kurt Burping reverses! CBT accidentally smacks Nun Greyarea with a chair to the back! Kurt Burping floors Nun Greyarea...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Moonsault hit hard. Kurt Burping strips Nun Greyarea to her bra and panties for the win! Nun Greyarea has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.
OOC: Rev requested I do one for the PPV. So here it is. I was feeling a little lazy with this so I didn't go indepth on promos. Thats also why it isn't as good as previous FWFW's. But I wanted to get this up before CR results. So thats why I didn't wait to fix it up later.
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