Post by Thunder on Jan 9, 2007 21:33:44 GMT -5
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
-“Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who
The scene opens in a room of Thunder’s mansion that is tucked far away somewhere in the basement. It could only be described as Thunder’s own personal movie theater. The incredibly large screen covers the back wall. 15 to 20 rows of plush red movie theater seats fill the remainder of the room. Thunder himself is somewhere towards the middle of the theater, but he is far from the only one present. Scattered throughout the seats are around 20-30 of Thunder’s richest friends, made obvious by how well every one of them is dressed. All of them are served the finest foods and drinks from a large number of maids and butlers as they watch the movie. The top of the screen is not in view, so it is not clear what is being watched, but the laughter would lead one to believe it is a comedy. Thunder sits in between two beautiful women in a seat near the aisle. His viewing is interrupted when his usual maid taps him on the shoulder. She holds a yellow legal pad in her hand. Thunder loses his happy expression and becomes angry at this disturbance.
Thunder: What the hell are you doing here? Can’t you see I’m watching the movie with two women much more attractive than you?
Maid: Sorry. I just needed to show you something.
Thunder: Can’t it wait until after the movie?
Maid: Well it’s an urgent assignment you gave me. I finished it and I guess I’m supposed to talk to you about it.
Thunder: I don’t remember that.
Maid: Well you did say that.
Thunder becomes more irritated the longer this conversation continues.
Thunder: I don’t know what the hell this is about, but let’s move out to the stairs so we don’t disturb everyone else.
He gets up from his seat and smiles at the two women.
Thunder: I’ll be right back ladies.
The maid walks to the stairs that lead up to the next floor of the mansion. Thunder follows quickly behind. His smiling expression from a few moments ago is now nowhere to be found.
Thunder: Okay, what is this about? I don’t remember ever telling you about some urgent assignment or whatever you’re talking about.
Maid: You told me to do research on Danny Vice before your match with him this week. I have it right here.
She looks down at her yellow legal pad and begins to read.
Maid: Danny Vice was born on August 31, 1982 in San Diego, CA. He made his wrestling debut in August 2006 for—
Thunder cuts her off.
Thunder: I just gave you that assignment to keep you busy and away from me.
The maid is visibly angry that all of her work and research was for nothing. Thunder snatches the legal pad from her and tosses it down the stairs.
Thunder: I don’t need that. I already know enough about Danny Vice. Want me to tell you?
Maid: …well I kind of read his bio already.
Thunder: I’m not talking about that bullcrapyou read in some bio on a website. I’m talking about what really matters about Danny Vice.
Danny Vice is a pathetic little man who can’t make anything out of his life, which is why he still lives with his slut sister and stuttering brother. He is true to The Vagrant nickname he has given himself. Since your so slow here’s what a vagrant is: a person who wanders from place to place without regular work.
She shows a slight interest in her face. She may be actually interested or is just acting as such to please Thunder. He continues.
Thunder: And do you what Vice’s current mission is?
The maid shakes her head, indicating a “no” answer.
Thunder: Big surprise there. Along with Skyler Striker, he says he is going to destroy The Revolution. He thinks that one by one they will take down myself, Kurt Burton, and Wayne McGurk. According to the idiot with the mohawk he will bring an end to The Revolution.
Maid: So…you don’t think that will happen?
As soon as the words leave her mouth, a look of terror appears on her face. She realizes that what she has said will enrage Thunder, and she is right. Thunder grabs her by the shirt collar and screams, getting the attention of a few of the movie viewers in the process.
Thunder: Are you that stupid? Listen to me and listen to me good. There better not be one miniscule piece of doubt in yours or anybody else mind about how Vice and Striker will fare against The Revolution. Their little crusade will ended when I kick that little punk’s teeth in this week. And when I’m done he can go cry, put on some more eye liner, and go listen to Good Charlotte his brother and sister. I’m going to wipe his emo ass off the map at Felo-De-Se and Wayne McGurk will do the same to Skyler Striker. They may want to stop The Revolution, but it can’t be. Nothing will stop The Revolution, the future of wrestling. Now get the hell out of here before I fire you.
Ashamed, the maid opens the door behind her and walks out. Thunder, still on the stairs, turns to the people who were watching the confrontation. They quickly turn back to screen like nothing happened. While the visibly angry Thunder walks back to his seat, the scene fades.
You say want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
-“Revolution” by The Beatles
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
-“Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who
The scene opens in a room of Thunder’s mansion that is tucked far away somewhere in the basement. It could only be described as Thunder’s own personal movie theater. The incredibly large screen covers the back wall. 15 to 20 rows of plush red movie theater seats fill the remainder of the room. Thunder himself is somewhere towards the middle of the theater, but he is far from the only one present. Scattered throughout the seats are around 20-30 of Thunder’s richest friends, made obvious by how well every one of them is dressed. All of them are served the finest foods and drinks from a large number of maids and butlers as they watch the movie. The top of the screen is not in view, so it is not clear what is being watched, but the laughter would lead one to believe it is a comedy. Thunder sits in between two beautiful women in a seat near the aisle. His viewing is interrupted when his usual maid taps him on the shoulder. She holds a yellow legal pad in her hand. Thunder loses his happy expression and becomes angry at this disturbance.
Thunder: What the hell are you doing here? Can’t you see I’m watching the movie with two women much more attractive than you?
Maid: Sorry. I just needed to show you something.
Thunder: Can’t it wait until after the movie?
Maid: Well it’s an urgent assignment you gave me. I finished it and I guess I’m supposed to talk to you about it.
Thunder: I don’t remember that.
Maid: Well you did say that.
Thunder becomes more irritated the longer this conversation continues.
Thunder: I don’t know what the hell this is about, but let’s move out to the stairs so we don’t disturb everyone else.
He gets up from his seat and smiles at the two women.
Thunder: I’ll be right back ladies.
The maid walks to the stairs that lead up to the next floor of the mansion. Thunder follows quickly behind. His smiling expression from a few moments ago is now nowhere to be found.
Thunder: Okay, what is this about? I don’t remember ever telling you about some urgent assignment or whatever you’re talking about.
Maid: You told me to do research on Danny Vice before your match with him this week. I have it right here.
She looks down at her yellow legal pad and begins to read.
Maid: Danny Vice was born on August 31, 1982 in San Diego, CA. He made his wrestling debut in August 2006 for—
Thunder cuts her off.
Thunder: I just gave you that assignment to keep you busy and away from me.
The maid is visibly angry that all of her work and research was for nothing. Thunder snatches the legal pad from her and tosses it down the stairs.
Thunder: I don’t need that. I already know enough about Danny Vice. Want me to tell you?
Maid: …well I kind of read his bio already.
Thunder: I’m not talking about that bullcrapyou read in some bio on a website. I’m talking about what really matters about Danny Vice.
Danny Vice is a pathetic little man who can’t make anything out of his life, which is why he still lives with his slut sister and stuttering brother. He is true to The Vagrant nickname he has given himself. Since your so slow here’s what a vagrant is: a person who wanders from place to place without regular work.
She shows a slight interest in her face. She may be actually interested or is just acting as such to please Thunder. He continues.
Thunder: And do you what Vice’s current mission is?
The maid shakes her head, indicating a “no” answer.
Thunder: Big surprise there. Along with Skyler Striker, he says he is going to destroy The Revolution. He thinks that one by one they will take down myself, Kurt Burton, and Wayne McGurk. According to the idiot with the mohawk he will bring an end to The Revolution.
Maid: So…you don’t think that will happen?
As soon as the words leave her mouth, a look of terror appears on her face. She realizes that what she has said will enrage Thunder, and she is right. Thunder grabs her by the shirt collar and screams, getting the attention of a few of the movie viewers in the process.
Thunder: Are you that stupid? Listen to me and listen to me good. There better not be one miniscule piece of doubt in yours or anybody else mind about how Vice and Striker will fare against The Revolution. Their little crusade will ended when I kick that little punk’s teeth in this week. And when I’m done he can go cry, put on some more eye liner, and go listen to Good Charlotte his brother and sister. I’m going to wipe his emo ass off the map at Felo-De-Se and Wayne McGurk will do the same to Skyler Striker. They may want to stop The Revolution, but it can’t be. Nothing will stop The Revolution, the future of wrestling. Now get the hell out of here before I fire you.
Ashamed, the maid opens the door behind her and walks out. Thunder, still on the stairs, turns to the people who were watching the confrontation. They quickly turn back to screen like nothing happened. While the visibly angry Thunder walks back to his seat, the scene fades.
You say want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
-“Revolution” by The Beatles
