Post by Calvin on Apr 11, 2007 2:29:27 GMT -5
The chilly spring wind blows across the scene as robins and other such birds chirp out songs of April. They fill the mild foggy day as they fly from tree to tree. The area is surrounded by trees. On the ground, is a paved path, that makes it’s way through the trees. To the side of the path is a bench. Shadowed by a couple blossoming trees is where the bench is placed. On the Bench is Calvin Lee. He’s dress warmly as he sits on the bench, reading the latest news paper.
Luther Castle makes a huge impact return to the WFWF as he and Calvin Lee take out WFWF House Show members Dane Christian and Christian “Cool Man” Rodriguez on last week’s Felo-De-Se. Calvin Lee hits his deadly Chapter 11 on Rodriguez as Luther Castle pins him and successfully wins his return match.
Calvin Lee: What a victory last week. Luther came back and we dominated just like the old days. It’s like we never broke apart. Good Chemistry can never be destroyed.
Calvin Lee continues to read on as people start to jog by. A fairly large group jogs by. At least ten people are together. One particular member of the group stops. He seems to be out of breathe. He bends down putting his hands on his knees trying to catch his breathe. He hollers at the group to keep going and that he will catch up. He sits down on the bench, almost dehydrated. He looks over at Calvin Lee. Face deep red and sweat pouring off his face.
Runner: Would you happen to have a drink? I am dead thirsty and I need something before I pass out.
Calvin Lee: Can’t you see I’m reading?
Calvin Lee looks over at the runner, and proceeds reading. He starts to hum to himself as he reads. He hums a rather annoying tune, one that would drive anyone insane. The runner is starting to get angry as Calvin Lee finishes reading the last paragraph of what he was reading. He sets the paper on his knees, and folds it up nice and neatly. He looks over at the runner.
Calvin Lee: Now what was it that you wanted?
Runner: A DRINK!!!
Calvin Lee: Oh, you look tired. Why didn’t you ask?
Runner: I did, but you were reading and totally ignored me.
Calvin Lee: You know it’s rude to interrupt people when they are busy right?
Runner: Sorry, I didn’t know it was so important to you.
The runner starts to sound a little sarcastic as Calvin Lee reaches to his side, and grabs a backpack that he had rested against the side of the bench. He opens it up, and takes out a water bottle. He hands it to the runner.
Runner: Thank you so much.
Calvin Lee: Next time don’t interrupt me while I’m reading about Luther Castle.
Runner: Luther who?
Calvin Lee: …
Lee looks a little annoyed.
This guy shouldn’t be even worth that bottle of water. Who in this world doesn’t know Luther Castle?
Calvin Lee: I’d explain to you who he is, but it’s easier just to tell you to watch FDS. He’s soon going to be rising the charts as well as me.
Runner: I don’t even like wrestling though.
Calvin Lee: …
Ok now this guy is starting to piss me off. Who doesn’t like wrestling these days?
Calvin Lee: Ok let me get this straight? You obviously didn’t stop to ask me, Calvin Lee, for a drink of water. I just know you wanted more then that.[/b][/color][/size]
Runner: Ok I’ll be honest with you. I did want to talk to you. It’s because I thought you were this guy I know. I thought you were this guy I used to know in high school. He was nick named Spider.
This guy much be as stupid as CBT. I don’t look a thing like Spider. And how the hell does he know Spider? I thought he said he didn’t watch wrestling. And he knows this house show loser, and not me? Not Calvin Lee? Something is VERY wrong here.
Calvin Lee: Ok you obviously messed up big time here. For a couple reason. One, You don’t randomly make conversations with people you don’t know unless you ask them first “aren’t you so and so?” Secondly, anyone with the name “spider” had to be the captain of the chess team or something because that’s just the lamest nick name I have ever heard.
Which is why I laugh so hard at this Spider that I face on FDS this week. Dumbass, what kind of thrilling intimidating name is “spider.”
Calvin Lee: So he probably isn’t even worth wanting to meet again. And lastly, if you don’t even know who Calvin Lee is. You don’t deserve to meet anyone. You’re worse then this spider guy you thought I was.
Anyone knows Calvin Lee. Not just because he’s obviously more popular then a house show newcomer, but also because Calvin Lee has a big match coming up at the PPV. He’s going to show everyone just what he does to backstabbers. It’ll all come clear to this loser here. And to everyone else too. It’s time for Lee to make his name. It’s time to shine. It’s time to win.
Calvin Lee: You know what? You aren’t worth my time. Hell you aren’t even worth this bottle of water.
Calvin Lee grabs the bottle right out of the runner’s hand and he throws it across the path and onto the ground. The water pours out as the runner looks amazed at Lee’s actions. Calvin Lee can only grin.
Calvin Lee: I’m sure you know who I am now. You owe me money now, because look at what you made me do? You wasted my water! I want the two dollars I spent on that!
Runner: What the hell is wrong with you?? It’s only two dollars. You’re an bunghole!
The runner reaches into his pocket and takes out a toonie, also known as a two dollar Canadian coin. He smacks his fish into Calvin Lee’s hand, which is now held out awaiting the coin. The runner looks so angry.
Runner: I’m getting out of here. I hope you lose at whatever you do in life!
Calvin Lee: Hahaha, I can’t lose. Because I’m Calvin Lee. I’m a winner. I’m a legend in the making. And I’m going to prove it at Forever Unscarred, right after I take out this Spider character.
Runner: Whatever, go to hell! GOOD DAY!
At least he had the manners to say bye.
Calvin Lee: HEY! You’re learning! Congrats!
The runner walks away in angry as he gives Lee the middle finger. Lee shakes his head in shame.
Calvin Lee: Maybe not.
I think that impression went rather well. At least he knows who I am now. And I’m sure everyone will know who I am soon. It looks to me that CBT and Reverend Shadow don’t want me to succeed, or anyone for that matter. What’s up with this house show vs. WFWF deal? Dumbasses. Whatever, I’ll take out this loser. And then at Forever Unscarred, I’ll make it three wins in a row as I prove to everyone just what Calvin Lee does to back stabbers. Back Stabbers like EBR.
Luther Castle makes a huge impact return to the WFWF as he and Calvin Lee take out WFWF House Show members Dane Christian and Christian “Cool Man” Rodriguez on last week’s Felo-De-Se. Calvin Lee hits his deadly Chapter 11 on Rodriguez as Luther Castle pins him and successfully wins his return match.
Calvin Lee: What a victory last week. Luther came back and we dominated just like the old days. It’s like we never broke apart. Good Chemistry can never be destroyed.
Calvin Lee continues to read on as people start to jog by. A fairly large group jogs by. At least ten people are together. One particular member of the group stops. He seems to be out of breathe. He bends down putting his hands on his knees trying to catch his breathe. He hollers at the group to keep going and that he will catch up. He sits down on the bench, almost dehydrated. He looks over at Calvin Lee. Face deep red and sweat pouring off his face.
Runner: Would you happen to have a drink? I am dead thirsty and I need something before I pass out.
Calvin Lee: Can’t you see I’m reading?
Calvin Lee looks over at the runner, and proceeds reading. He starts to hum to himself as he reads. He hums a rather annoying tune, one that would drive anyone insane. The runner is starting to get angry as Calvin Lee finishes reading the last paragraph of what he was reading. He sets the paper on his knees, and folds it up nice and neatly. He looks over at the runner.
Calvin Lee: Now what was it that you wanted?
Runner: A DRINK!!!
Calvin Lee: Oh, you look tired. Why didn’t you ask?
Runner: I did, but you were reading and totally ignored me.
Calvin Lee: You know it’s rude to interrupt people when they are busy right?
Runner: Sorry, I didn’t know it was so important to you.
The runner starts to sound a little sarcastic as Calvin Lee reaches to his side, and grabs a backpack that he had rested against the side of the bench. He opens it up, and takes out a water bottle. He hands it to the runner.
Runner: Thank you so much.
Calvin Lee: Next time don’t interrupt me while I’m reading about Luther Castle.
Runner: Luther who?
Calvin Lee: …
Lee looks a little annoyed.
This guy shouldn’t be even worth that bottle of water. Who in this world doesn’t know Luther Castle?
Calvin Lee: I’d explain to you who he is, but it’s easier just to tell you to watch FDS. He’s soon going to be rising the charts as well as me.
Runner: I don’t even like wrestling though.
Calvin Lee: …
Ok now this guy is starting to piss me off. Who doesn’t like wrestling these days?
Calvin Lee: Ok let me get this straight? You obviously didn’t stop to ask me, Calvin Lee, for a drink of water. I just know you wanted more then that.[/b][/color][/size]
Runner: Ok I’ll be honest with you. I did want to talk to you. It’s because I thought you were this guy I know. I thought you were this guy I used to know in high school. He was nick named Spider.
This guy much be as stupid as CBT. I don’t look a thing like Spider. And how the hell does he know Spider? I thought he said he didn’t watch wrestling. And he knows this house show loser, and not me? Not Calvin Lee? Something is VERY wrong here.
Calvin Lee: Ok you obviously messed up big time here. For a couple reason. One, You don’t randomly make conversations with people you don’t know unless you ask them first “aren’t you so and so?” Secondly, anyone with the name “spider” had to be the captain of the chess team or something because that’s just the lamest nick name I have ever heard.
Which is why I laugh so hard at this Spider that I face on FDS this week. Dumbass, what kind of thrilling intimidating name is “spider.”
Calvin Lee: So he probably isn’t even worth wanting to meet again. And lastly, if you don’t even know who Calvin Lee is. You don’t deserve to meet anyone. You’re worse then this spider guy you thought I was.
Anyone knows Calvin Lee. Not just because he’s obviously more popular then a house show newcomer, but also because Calvin Lee has a big match coming up at the PPV. He’s going to show everyone just what he does to backstabbers. It’ll all come clear to this loser here. And to everyone else too. It’s time for Lee to make his name. It’s time to shine. It’s time to win.
Calvin Lee: You know what? You aren’t worth my time. Hell you aren’t even worth this bottle of water.
Calvin Lee grabs the bottle right out of the runner’s hand and he throws it across the path and onto the ground. The water pours out as the runner looks amazed at Lee’s actions. Calvin Lee can only grin.
Calvin Lee: I’m sure you know who I am now. You owe me money now, because look at what you made me do? You wasted my water! I want the two dollars I spent on that!
Runner: What the hell is wrong with you?? It’s only two dollars. You’re an bunghole!
The runner reaches into his pocket and takes out a toonie, also known as a two dollar Canadian coin. He smacks his fish into Calvin Lee’s hand, which is now held out awaiting the coin. The runner looks so angry.
Runner: I’m getting out of here. I hope you lose at whatever you do in life!
Calvin Lee: Hahaha, I can’t lose. Because I’m Calvin Lee. I’m a winner. I’m a legend in the making. And I’m going to prove it at Forever Unscarred, right after I take out this Spider character.
Runner: Whatever, go to hell! GOOD DAY!
At least he had the manners to say bye.
Calvin Lee: HEY! You’re learning! Congrats!
The runner walks away in angry as he gives Lee the middle finger. Lee shakes his head in shame.
Calvin Lee: Maybe not.
I think that impression went rather well. At least he knows who I am now. And I’m sure everyone will know who I am soon. It looks to me that CBT and Reverend Shadow don’t want me to succeed, or anyone for that matter. What’s up with this house show vs. WFWF deal? Dumbasses. Whatever, I’ll take out this loser. And then at Forever Unscarred, I’ll make it three wins in a row as I prove to everyone just what Calvin Lee does to back stabbers. Back Stabbers like EBR.
