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January 2nd 2000
The graphic for heAT plays on the tron, and we go live on air from the arena where pyro goes off and we start the new year off with a bang! Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly introduce us to the first show of the millenium.

[Cole]- Welcome everybody to the first heAT of 2000. Though it's been nearly two days since all of the fireworks went off, we are gonna encounter a hell of a lot of fun, tonight on Sunday Night heAT! I'm Michael Cole alongside Kevin Kelly and what an hour we will see!

[Kelly]- I was just asking myself 'when will you be introducing me' but you're right there, sit back, relax, maybe grab a beer, do anything you want but please do not switch the channel.


Kai En Tai [Funaki and Taka Michinoku] vs. Head Cheese [Al Snow and Steve Blackman]
Snow came out dressed in his 'Avatar' mask. Blackman thought nothing of it. Kai En Tai seemed to be played as the faces here, obviously they preferred them over the other comedy duo. Funaki and Snow started off and Al stuck to his comedy style. At one point he threw his gimmicked mask into the air and headbutted Funaki whilst he was watching the mask. Snow and Blackman from that point began to act more serious. Blackman used his martial artistic skill to isolate Funaki from his partner. But eventually Funaki reversed a hurricanrana attempt with a spinebuster and finally got the tag. TAKA came in as did Snow and Michinoku went mental, chopping the big tree in Al Snow down to size. After a series of kicks, TAKA picked Snow up and destroyed him with the Michinoku Driver. Michinoku went for the cover but Blackman nailed him in the back of the head with the numchucks. Blackman picks up Snow and begins to shout at him while Snow doesn't respond. Blackman then walks out in a fit.
Winners: Kai En Tai by DQ

We go to a graphic saying 'Earlier Tonight'. We then jump to Jim Ross having a sit down interview with the currently injured Steve Austin.

[JR]- Is it possible that maybe one day, you will in fact return to the ring?

[Austin]- Well right now, Stone Cold Steve Austin is on the sidelines. Stone Cold has injured his neck, so what I'm going to do about it is go to the nearest store, buy a 6-pack, buy another 6-pack, another 6-pack and then I'm just going to go home and watch Raw is War tomorrow night, then go back to the store five minutes into the program just because Stone Cold Steve Austin has already drank his 9 pack that quickly. Then when Stone Cold's left his house, he's gonna get in his monster truck, he's gonna head to the arena in Austin, Texas, then Stone Cold is just gonna run into the arena, purchase a ticket and get all of the beer I want! That's the bottom line, cos Stone Cold said so!

[JR]- Do you have any words for the current WWF Champion, the Big Show?

[Austin]- Hey, Show!, I'm not too happy that you stole my WWF title. If it wasn't for that stoned little assprint that ran me down then I would of been the one kicking Triple H's ass up and down Philadelphia and Stone Cold would be the World Wrestling Federation Champion!

[JR]- Well thank you for your time, Stone Cold, see you tomorrow at Raw is War if you do what you promised to do.

Non-Title: Harry Smith vs. Gillberg
Smith kind of dwarfed Gillberg here. Gillberg seemed to be more like a high flyer in this match, he attempted to cut down the son of Davey Boy Smith. Harry dominated the opening few minutes but eventually Gillberg powered out of the running powerslam and came off with a huge clothesline. At one point Gillberg shoved Smith into the post hard. From that point, Gillberg would work on the left shoulder of Harry. Gillberg slammed Smith around the ring. Gillberg showed his power off from this point and could of won the match on two accounts but Smith somehow got to the ropes. Half way through the contest, the (heel) British Bulldog walked down the aisle and watched his son from the entrance ramp. Gillberg slammed Smith with a gorilla press slam and set up for a Spear. He went for it but Smith dodged it and Gillberg flew into the ring post and out of the ring. Harry brought Gillberg inside the ring again. He went for the Corkscrew DDT but Gillberg sent him into the referee. Gillberg set up for the Jackhammer but the Bulldog got into the ring and hit him with the Running Powerslam and Smith covered as the referee got up. Smith celebrates with the Bulldog, looking a little confused.
Winner: Harry Smith by Pinfall

We head to the back where we see Gillberg complaining to Essa Rios and Lita.

[Gillberg]- I mean it just ain't right. I'm the longest reigning WWF Light Heavyweight Champion. And now this newcomer just walks in here on their white horse and thinks they are better than me. I've played Mr. Nice guy for too long now. I want a rematch!

The camera pans to the right where we see Harry Smith and British Bulldog walk in.

[Harry]- I just don't think you should have interfered in my first match.

[Bulldog]- I was just looking out for you, son.

Harry and Bulldog turn to Gillberg, Essa and Lita.

[Harry]- Hey, Gillberg, good match.

Harry holds out his hand but Gillberg smacks it and whispers something in his ear.

[Gillberg]- I don't like you, Harry Smith. I want you gone! So tomorrow night, when you show up on Raw, you get in the ring and face me one on one!

Gillberg walks out and we go to commercial.

Kurt Angle vs. Rikishi
Angle was a little out of place in this match. Most of his moves were ineffective on Rikishi. Whatever Angle did, whether it was a punch or a clothesline, it didn't knock the big boy down. Rikishi kicked Angle's lights out early on in the match and that set the tone for the entire bout. Angle's right eye began to bleed from it as Rikishi ruthlessly went to work on Angle's head. Angle tried to escape it and took a walk outside of the ring but Rikishi followed him and slammed his head into the ring post. Kishi followed up by slamming his head into the steps and throwing the Olympian into the ring. Angle jumped on Rikishi in a powerbomb position but Rikishi dropped Angle behind him and dropped the 'pair' on Angle for a near fall. Rikishi went for the Rikishi Driver but Angle slipped out and gave him the Olympic Slam for the win. Angle began celebrating before we see the WWF European Champion, Val Venis on the stage. He nods at Angle as we fade to black.
Winner: Kurt Angle by Pinfall

We see an aired graphic advertising Raw Is War for the match between Mick Foley and Triple H. It then turns into an advertisement promo for the friendly WWF Championship shot between Big Show and The Rock.