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CPW Monday Night Raw

CM Punk is walking backstage when Austin Aries comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Austin Aries walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Punk down on the floor.


First Match:Carlito vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Shelton Benjamin
Spinny weird kick from Johnny Nitro. Nitro hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Shelton Benjamin ducks a Johnny Nitro clothesline. Kick by Shelton Benjamin...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Super frankenthingy on Shelton, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Nitro uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Carlito pushes out of a Johnny Nitro hold. Shelton Benjamin scoops up Nitro. Carlito bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. DDT from the top rope by Shelton Benjamin....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - 3. Shelton Benjamin pinned Nitro. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Carlito backdrops Shelton Benjamin out of a piledriver attempt. Back heel kick off the second rope, Shelton goes down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Shelton counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Super frankenthingy on Carlito, who hit hard. Shelton Benjamin moves in for the kill. Super Kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!


Team 3D are backstage. My dog decided this was a good time to hump my leg, so my full attention wasn't on this but. I think that they They were verbally abusing London and Spanky. Hah, i love it when they act like total dicks.


Second Match:Doug Williams vs. Greg Pawluk
Big forearm by Doug Williams, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Pawluk kicks Doug Williams in the gut to reverse the momentum. Doug Williams walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Pawluk. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Greg Pawluk brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Doug!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Doug counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Greg Pawluk takes a butterfly suplex from Doug. Brainbuster suplex by Doug Williams. 1 - 2 - kick out. Front legsweep slam by Doug Williams, that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Pawluk powers out of a headlock. Powerbomby thing by Greg Pawluk. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Doug Williams elbows Greg Pawluk in the face to break a hammerlock. Greg Pawluk can barely stand. Chaos Theory! 1....2....3. Greg Pawluk offers a handshake to Doug...and he accepts it!


Third Match:Team 3D vs. The HooliganZ
Brian Kendrick strikes Devon. Second rope flying axe handle, Devon goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag between Brian Kendrick and Paul London. London and Spanky whip Devon into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Flying elbow from Paul London. Devon ducks a wild right hand. Devon hits a piledriver on Paul London. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag between Brother Devon and Brother Ray. Big piledriver on London. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Brother Ray with a spinning neckbreaker on London. London blocks a kick from Brother Ray. Flying elbow from Paul London. London tags out to Brian Kendrick. Standing kicky thing by Brian Kendrick on Ray. Ray tags out to Brother Devon. Flying elbow from Brian Kendrick. Brother Devon is in big trouble...Get Well Soon!! 1....2....3! London and Spanky go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. They have won tag title shots next week on Raw.

Forth Match:Chris Benoit vs. The Undertaker for the CPW Title
The Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Benoit. Full nelson on Benoit...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Chris Benoit ducks a clothesline attempt. Benoit hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. DDT by Chris Benoit. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. DDT from the top rope by Chris Benoit....holy crap, that was sweet. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Undertaker gets caught with a short powerbomb from Benoit. Undertaker powers out of a headlock. The Undertaker hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lariat, apparently Undertaker thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Bodyslam by Undertaker. Undertaker hits a right hand. Benoit blocks a kick from The Undertaker. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Back heel kick off the second rope, Undertaker goes down. Chris Benoit floors The Undertaker. The Undertaker gets locked in the Crippler Crossface! Submission victory!

5th Match:Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H for the #1 Contendership for the CPW title
HBK gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Armbar takedown from Kurt Angle, boring me senseless. HBK counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Angle gets caught with a short powerbomb from HBK. HHH hits a piledriver on Shawn Michaels. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle. HHH reverses a Kurt Angle hammerlock. HBK and HHH hook up Angle, then hit a double suplex. Angle walks into a slammy shoulder thing. HBK takes a headbutt from Triple H. Shawn Michaels elbows Triple H in the face to break a hammerlock. HBK slams Kurt Angle down. Kurt Angle is in trouble. Sweet Chin Music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Sixth Match:Austin Aries vs. CM Punk-Cage Match for the U.S. Title
Punk walks into a high dropkick from Austin Aries. Austin Aries launches Punk into the cage wall. Aries climbs the cage...but CM Punk is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Aries hits a dropkick on CM Punk. DDT by Austin Aries. Punk counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. CM Punk drives Aries into the cage side. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Aries is down. CM Punk and Aries climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Austin Aries pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Weird kick by Aries on Punk. Back heel kick off the second rope, Punk goes down. Aries drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Kick from CM Punk...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Aries powers out of a headlock. Austin Aries climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Punk! Second rope flying axe handle, Punk goes down. Austin Aries has CM Punk down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, 450 Splash! Austin Aries climbs the cage, Punk can only look on in despair. Aries escapes for the win!


Match of the Night:Aries vs. Punk