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Post by crusher on Dec 31, 2006 1:53:54 GMT -5
The Parking Lot of Titan Towers, Stamford, CT December 29, 2006Paul Heyman- I'm free, I'm finally free. Thank God Vince suffered from amnesia and decided to become a bullfighter off the coast of Spain.Eric Bischoff- Yeah who would have thought that ol' Triple H would be the one to finally knock some sense into the old bastard. That sledgehammer shot really did him in....and it was so awesome.Paul-Haha I know and then he gave us the option of walking out on our contract. Hahaha and like 75% of his employees walked out hahahaha. Well I can finally start up a new indy fed.Eric-Paul, you are by far the dumbest person I have ever met. You gotta think bigger than indy feds my friend. Think of WCW marrying ECW but then having TNA on the side as its mistress and while your at it throw in All Japan as the one night stand that went terribly wrong.Paul-Que?Eric-Sorry Paul its all these Xanexs man those little blue pills have got me so happy and so crazy...ugh Im kinda feel a little bit sleepy. But yeah you wanna start up a new fed.Paul-What wait a second...well wat the why not I guess I could wasts some more money that I don't have.That crazy intellectually- disabled person Eugene approaches Paul and EricEugene-Woah huh hey unkle Erik...ummm can I join your new fed ummmm I really want a Orange SodaEric-Christ Man your not really my nephew and your not really intellectually- disabled. I think. But yeah You can join Paul and I's fed only if you wrestle by the name of.....Papa Shango!Eugene-Wow Papa ShangoHeyman-No thats been done...Charles Wright anybody damn, ya know he was the godfather, goodfather, kama, Papa friggin Shango. Damn Im surrounded by infidelsEric- Damn, Godfather was my next choice..Ok Im a genius were gunna put you on a insanely long winning streak and call you GOLDBERG!!!!Paul- Damnit man no. Cant we just call him Nick Dinsmore and use him a mat technician?Eric- No Ive got it his name shall be Jerry the Space BunnyEugene-Sweet Jerry the Space Bunny...I love you Uncle Eric. Well I gotta go catch my busJerry the Space Bunny hops off to the bus(short..haha) Paul- I can't believe Im working with you. Ugh and I bet you got the best name for our fed too huh?Eric- Duh, Supefantastic Wrestling Bonanza. Were going to have horses and ****. Hey tune in for the press conference very soon.Paul- Christ, Hey wait a second who are you talking to man.]Eric-If you build it they will come man. oh yes they will come
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Post by crusher on Dec 31, 2006 2:16:29 GMT -5
The Rumor Mill This weekend definetly turned out to be a crazy one in the world of wrestling as Vince McMahon has deicded to retire and go fight bulls in Spain. His son, Shane McMahon and son-in-law Triple H will co run the WWE. In Other News Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff will be holding a Press Conference live from Jessies Truck Stop off of I-77 in lovely Mount Airy, North Carolina. about their new wrestiling endeavor Superfatastic Wrestling Bonanza. Little is know about the fed but they have signed Nick Dinsmore a.ka. Eugene and he will be now known as Jerry the Space Bunny. But Bischoff has went on the record saying there will be horses and ****. After the collapse at Titan Towers this past weekend it has been confirmed that these are the wrestlers left on the WWE Roster HHH, HBK, Undertaker, Kane, Ric Flair, Vito,Great Kahli, Daivari, Viscera, Test, Tatanka, Little Bastard and Scotty Too Hotty TNA has announced that Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe will fight in a best out of 33 series. With the winner getting a title shot at Turning Point 2009 against the World Champion (spoiler alert highlight text) Jeff Jarrett./ And finally HHH has taken control of the WWE Titles situation he has made himself the WWE, World, ECW, IC, US, WWE and World Tag Team Champions. Also he has given the Great Khali the Cruiserweight Title and scheduled a 3 way Women's title match between Little Bastard, Scotty Too Hotty, and Vito for this Monday on raw. We here at Lordsofpain are expecting Vito to reign supreme
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Post by ROHFAN224 on Dec 31, 2006 4:15:24 GMT -5
that's some crazy stuff!
is this fed going to really happen or are u justing being a comedian?
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Post by crusher on Dec 31, 2006 4:44:53 GMT -5
oh yeah man...its for real...press conference and first show will b up monday morning
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Post by crusher on Jan 1, 2007 8:48:27 GMT -5
In the bathroom of Jimmie's Truck StopPaul-Man what happened to you last night. I thought we were going to Applebees to bring in the New YearEric-Hah oh man. I ended up in Myrtle Beach man. Did a lot of coke and had sex with some hookers...erm I mean strippers. Also I fouind our 3rd buisness partner.Paul-What the hell man? I thought that it was just going to be us running the show.Eric-Well it is man. But this guy he will be our insurance policy. Anything we don't like he takes care of. plus man he has some pure colombian. Well anyway man Im going to pop the Xanexs and try to come down.Paul-Ahh Christ. Its going to be one hell of a dayJesus-Hey leave me out of this stupid crapPaul-Sorry JesusThe Press ConferenceEric-Hi and welcome to the Superfantastic Wrestling Bonanza press conference. My name is Eric Bischoff along with my collegue Paul Heyman. You may remember us from such shows as WCW, ECW, and that crap show WWE.Paul-Why thank you Eric. Yes folks this is going to be a wrestling revolution. SWB is going to take down WWE and TNA with an Iron FistReporter-Hi guys Im from the Mt. Airy Times. Apparently I am the only reporter to show up so lemme open this up by asking what wrestlers are going to be apart of your orginization. Paul-Funny you should ask that because I don't have a fricking clue.Eric-Hah we do have 1 wrestler set to debut on our opening show. He is Jerry the Space Bunny. Paul-Oh GodOut comes Nick Dinsmore aka Jerry the Space Bunny to the tableReporter-Wow you guys signed Eugene the intellectually- disabled person. Congratulations Eric-No his name is Jerry the Space BunnyJerry the Space Bunny-The Parallel universe will collpase in 28 days, 14 hours, 7 minutes, and 3.5 seconds. Burn it to the groundPaul-Jesus man are you trying to get us sued by the people who made Donnie Darko. My godEric-Donnie what?Reporter- Ya know that weird ass Science Fiction movie with a big stupid bunny from another realm telling Donnie to do shit. Eric-Huh you guys are intellectually- disabled. First your saying Jerry the Space Bunny isnt original and now your making up stupid plot lines to movies that don't exist .You guys are idiots. Repiorter-No Im not sir but back to topic you did mention of a tv show. What Channel and what time are you scheduled for. Paul-Well dumbass over here got us a great morning time slot on saturday mornings...on Nickelodeon, in between Blue's Clues and Roly Poly Olie. Reporter-You can't be serious. How in the name of our blessed lord Andy Griffith did you get on Nickelodeon. Eric-Well I had to lie, and I lied my ass off. They took the bait when I told them we were going to be Infomative and Educational. Plus they like the fact that were going to have horses and shit.Reporter-Horses and Shit? Ok so whats the name of this show going to be called. Eric-Football Night In AmericaPaul-What the Hell? Now your going to get us sued by NBC. Jesus ChristReporter-Why in Andy Griffith's name would you name it Football Night in America? Eric-Why not. Its kinda catchy. And Paul what is this NBC you speak ofPaul-Man you know The Tonite Show, The Today Show, Scrubs, The Office, Football Night in America for christ sakeEric-Huh never heard of it. Must be one of those cable channels I don't get on my HDTV. Well anyway I think it is time for me to indroduce to the world the our 3rd buisness partner. I found this guy in Myrtle Beach last night. Hes a cool mofo. Here he is Crusher Krinkle.A big tough looking redneck guy comes walking out to the table.Paul- So man have you had any experience in the wrestling worldCrusher-Can I kill him Eric?Eric-No But hey if you give me some more coke you can kill this nosy reporterReporter-Wh-Wha-What?!?!? Crusher-Consider it donePaul-Ahh screw this Im outCrusher walks over and breaks the reporter's neck. Heyman scurries out of the room as Bischoff snorts another line.Eric-Hey well damn I guess this press conference is over. Hey I wonder if Scott Hall ever found the place...Well come on Jerry,. Come on Crusher lets go find Paul and go drink some beer at Chucky Cheeses. And be sure to watch Football Night in America. Live or taped on Nickelodeon every Saturday morning. Watch for the Horses and shit2 hours laterScott Hall-Hey Yo!....ahh where is the beer?
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Post by pero on Jan 1, 2007 8:55:37 GMT -5
This will be locked eventually, unless you get a Roster, a Show up and actually try and take things seriously.
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Post by crusher on Jan 1, 2007 11:06:08 GMT -5
Oh sorry buddy. I am taking this seriously though. And yeah Ill have your roster. Not everything has to be so dry and serious does it? Expect a show very soon. Damn just trying to do things differently
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Post by crusher on Jan 1, 2007 11:29:06 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]SuperfantasticWrestlingBonanza.com[/glow]
We here at SuperfantasticWrestlingBonanza.com has left you guys in the dark for way too long about the roster. Hey and we meant to. But now its time for the grand unvieling of the roster. Allright here we go. Boy did we take advantage of Vince Mcmahon being stupid.
The Heels Jerry the Space Bunny Edge Stunning Steve Austin Goldust King Booker Berlyn Lance Storm Bret Hart Doink the Clown The Iron Shiek Finlay Lord Steven Regal Squire David Taylor Sir Robert Eaton
The Faces Rocky Miavia Chris Beniot Chris Jericho Tajiri Masato Tanaka Mick Foley Paul London Brian Kendrick Carlito Ken Kennedy The Big Show Lashley Super Crazy Super Nova
Tag Teams The Superheros (Super Crazy and Super Nova) Kendrick and London The Blue Bloods(Lord Steven Regal, Squire David Taylor, and/or Sir Robert Eaton The Canadians(Chris Beniot and Chris Jericho) The Evil Canadians( Bret Hart and Lance Storm) AAA(Against All America-Berlyn and The Iron Sheik)
Master of Ceremonies/Ring Announcer Scott Hall
General Manager To be announced
Ok there is the roster. Football Night in America preview will be up soon. Expect the 1st show on Wednesday.
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Post by crusher on Jan 1, 2007 11:51:02 GMT -5
Football Night In America Preview This Saturday Morning you will see the dawn of a brand new wrestling series that will be nothing short of phenomenal. It will revolutionize your TV screen and warp your childrens brains. Here is the Preview Jerry the Space Bunny will be set to debut. If should be a fantastic match. He will be fighting a mystery opponet not revealed on the roster. Some sources have said it might be no one other than Hulk Hogan himself. You will also meet the owners of SWB, Eric Bischoff, Paul Heyman, and Crusher Krinkle in a sit down interview conducted by a special mystery interviewer Also be sure to tune in to see the new General Manager. For He or She shall be revealed. Also the Brackets for the SWB World Championship Tournament will be revealed. Plus were giving this to you free folks The SWB Tag Team Titles will be on the line as The Evil Canadians square off against Kendrick and London. Also be sure to tune in for a special guest appearance of Denver Broncos star quaterback Jay Cutler. Be sure to tune in Saturday between Blue's Clues and Rollie Poly Olie for Football Night In America. Can't wait to see you there
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Post by crusher on Jan 3, 2007 21:33:58 GMT -5
Football Night In AmericaJanuary 6th, 2007 live fom Greensboro, NC Show opens up with Scott Hall in the middle of the ringScott Hall-Hey yo....Hehe man that never gets old. Hope you guys are ready for some action for tonight we will have Jerry the Space Bunny set to debut and the SWB Tag Team Titles will be on the line along with a lot more suprises so stick around.Match 1- Jerry the Space Bunny vs Jerry the Space Bunny is in the ring when the music of the Boogeyman plays over the PA. Boogeyman makes his way into the ring with his can of worms and precedes to taunt Space Bunny with the worms. It has no affect. Jerry the Space Bunny looks on with a piercing stare, and the Boogeyman runs out of the ring. What a disapointing first match to start off Football Night in America. Time of Cluster - 1:35 Meanwhile BackstageEric-Wow that match was awesomeCrusher-Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I kinda get the same feeling from that damn bunny.Paul Heyman-What the hell? You call that wrestling? My God. Hey by the way, do to what transpired in Denver, Cutler said he wouldn't be here today.Eric-Shut up Paul, Who the hell is Cutler? Your making no sense Paul. Lets get to our next match. I have a contract for somebody to signMatch 2-King Booker vs Rocky MiaviaLots of back and forth action between these two. Rocky hits King Booker with a samoan drop. He goes for the cover 1, 2, and no. King Booker kicks out. Rocky brings Booker to his feet and slings him in the ropes. Booker ducks a clothesline and comes back and hits Rocky with a scissor kick. Booker goes for the pin 1,2,..Rocky kicks out. Both men stagger back to there feet. Rock throws Booker into the ropes again. Booker collides with the referee. The ref is out cold. Rocky picks Booker up, Rock Bottom. He is going for the People's Elbow. Wait Finlay is running to the ring. Finlay trys to nail Rocky with the Jewled Shilleleigh. Rock takes it away. The Blue Bloods enter the ring and blindside Rocky. Finlay grabs the Jewled Shilleleigh and plants it in The Rock's face. Finlay and the Blue Bloods exit the ring as the red makes it back to his feet. Booker comes to and covers the Rock. 1,2,3. This match is history. King Booker grabs the microphone. Time of Match 10:25 King Booker-Ah that was glorious. Did you see what I just did to that filthy peasent. He thought he could go 1 on 1 with King Booker and he was slain. Ha Ha Ha. I am the King and this is my kingdom. Finally the tribes have been united, these noblemen that stand before me are my Court. The Kings Court. Finlay, The Irish War Machine, The Duke of Eaton, the most methodical wrestler in the history of the world. Squire David Taylor and Lord Steven Regal , The future tag team champions of SWB. All Hail King Booker.Eric Bischoff's officeEric-Allright so if you just sign right here you will be the new GM and then you can do anything you want to.Mysterious Man- Really anything I want to? Eric-Yeah man anything you want to.Mysterious Man-Heh well you got yourself a General Manager then Haha Eric-Sweet well lets get to our next matchMatch 3-Doink the Clown vs The Big ShowMatch starts and Doink the Clown goes in for a handshake. Big Show isn't having any of it though. Hes a bit to smart for Doink's antics. Big Show throws Doink into the ropes and grabs him by the throat. Chokeslam 1,2,3. Time of Match 0:23 Edge comes to the ring for "The Cutting Edge"Edge-Ya know what I would say it is great to be back in this ring but it sure as hell isn't great to be in front of you stupid North Carolinians. You guys have to be the dumbest pieces of crap on the face of the map. Haha I did a rhyme. Anyway Im out here to throw my name in the hat for the SWB World Title Tournament and at the PPV on January 28 2007 You will see your new SWB champion. But right now I would like to bring out SWB Owners Eric Bischoff, Paul Heyman, and Crusher Krinkle.Bischoff and Crusher come down to the ring on horses while Heyman trails behind riding a donkey.Eric-Hey hey how youse guys liking the show so far, I told ya there would be horses and shitCrowd Boos LoudlyEric-Awesome..So uh Edge you wanna say something to us or something?Edge-You tell me dumbass. Youre the one who wanted me to interview you. I do have a question though. Why is Heyman riding an ass.Paul-Yeah thats what I wanna know.Eric-Bad Shipment. Anyway lets get to the point. Im here to announce the new General Manager.Edge-Well by all means go ahead.Eric-The new General Manager is.....All of a sudden a white limo pulls up and out steps John Bradshaw Layfield. He grabs the mic from EdgeJBL-Hey I was brought here for a reason and that was to run this dump of a show. This fed is garbage. And you know what you to with trash, you take it out. So my first order as GM suspend any interaction you 3 have with the actual product you guys have turned this into a ing mess. Eric- Hey you can't do thatPaul-Yeah you can't do that, GoddamnitCrusher-Yeah what they saidEdge-Wow JBL-Oh yeah I can. Hah remember that clause in the contract Bischoff, where I can do what I want haha. My 2nd order is to send Crusher Krinkle to Jail for 1st degree homicide on that reporter in MT Airy. I won't allow killers on my roster. Bischoff Im sending you to drug rehab. Man you seriously need to stop doing so much yayo, And for you Paul Im sending you to Seminary College because well you just take the Lord's name in vain way too muchGreensboro PD escorts the 3 owners away from the ring.Eric- Im gunna get you Bradshaw.Paul-God I hate you JBLCrusher-Im gunna kill you boyEdge-Hey that sounds like communication of threats to me. Hey so JBL are you gunna give me a bye in this little tournament thing or what. JBL-Hold on a second boy Im not to that yet. This show has the dumbest name ever. And its on the dumbest station ever, So I went ahead and made a deal with someone. Starting next Saturday night this show is going to be moved to ESPN2 and will be called SWB Carnage. Screw that Football Night in America crap. Edge-Allright cool So I get a bye in the tournament all the way to the final?JBL-Damnit boy shut up. Im getting to that. But later on tonight we will have a SWB World Tag Team match between The Evil Canadians and London and Kendrick. Im going to make this a No DQ, No Countout match. Crowd CheersEdge-So Bucko what about this Tournament man?JBL-Screw you Canuck, Don't ever call me Bucko again. allright now to the Tournament Bracket well here it is.The finals will be held at Cold Fury, January 28th from Green Bay Wisconsin. Due to King's Court actions the match between Rocky Miavia and King Booker will be an interference free match. If anyone interferes they lose thier Job.SWB World Championship Tournament King Booker vs Rocky Miavia Carlito vs Goldust Jerry the Space Bunny vs Mick Foley Berlyn vs Tajiri The Iron Sheik vs Chris Beniot Stunning Steve Austin vs Paul London Lashley vs Finlay The Big Show vs Edge/Chris Jericho Edge-Hey you can't do thatJBL-Sure I can, Good luck in the opening round. By the way were gunna have actual announcers next week.Edge is irate as JBL makes his way backstage.Match 4-Opening Round of SWB World Title Tournament: Edge vs Chris JerichoJericho makes his way donw to the ring as Edge is losing it inside the ring. Jericho slides in and is attacked right off the bat. Edge attacks with an intensity not ever shown by him before. He takes Jericho down. He goes up to the top rope and misses with elbow drop. Jericho gets up and hits him with the Lionsault. Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho. Edge looks like he is about to tap and he does..not. He reaches the ropes. Edge gets back to his feet. He whips Jericho out of the ring. He goes back up to the top rope and hits Jericho with the elbow drop this time. A fan hands him a chair and he hits Y2J with the chair relentlessly. The ref starts to throw the DQ but Edge hits him with a chair too. Edge hits the Edgeucator on Y2J but there is no one around to make the pin. Wait a 2nd ref makes runs down to the ring. He slides in and makes the quick 3 count. Edge wins. The Ref stands up and it is Stunning Steve Austin. Wow what a match Time of Match 13:23 Edge-See JBL you keep throwing hoops and I keep jumping through them. Your looking at your next SWB champion.Stunning Steve Austin- I wouldn't go as far to say that. The path to the the SWB championship goes through me. Count your days ya sonofabitch.Edge-So your saying were not friends anymore?Steve Austin- Buisness is Buisness and I am way too good to be your friend. Haha You only wish you could be as succesful as meEdge-Yeah I guess beating your wife makes you Time's Man of the Year huh.Edge and Austin have a stare down. Right before commercial break.Match 5-No DQ/NO CO SWB World Tag Team Championship: The Evil Canadians vs Kendrick and LondonStorm and Hart have dominated the match thus far. Storm has Kendrick and looks like hes about to apply the Canadian Maple Leaf. Hes got him locked in and there is London with a Shooting Star Press off the top rope. He hits Storm and Kendrick in a Kami-Kaze like manuever. Storm, Kendrick, and London all appear to be knocked out. Hart comes into the ring and lays Storm on top of Kendrick. The ref makes the count 1, 2, Oh My God Kendrick kicks out. Storm and London are still unconcious. Bret Hart goes outside the ring and brings in a steel chair. He swings at Kendrick, Kendrick dropkicks the chair to Hart's face, Hart goes flying out of the ring He picks up Storm and hits the Shining Wizard. Kendrick goes for the pin 1,2,3. Storm rolls out to the outside and with Hart looks on with disbelief as Kendrick and London become the first SWB World Tag Team Champions. Time of Match: 19:56
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Post by stevecorinoisgod on Jan 3, 2007 22:03:42 GMT -5
Where are the match ratings?!
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Post by crusher on Jan 4, 2007 18:54:46 GMT -5
LordsofPain.net NewsSWB Football Night in America came to a crashing halt after 1 show. Thats right the show was taken off Nickelodeon and is headed to ESPN2 with a new name and a different timeslot. You will see the debut of SWB Carnage live @9pm on ESPN2. The reason for the change was ESPN which is a subsidary of ABC/Disney was willing to pay a lot of money to have the show come to thier network. They would only accept if SWB knocked off thier silly antics and gutter humor. That was why you won't be seeing Bischoff and Heyman for a long while. JBL was brought in "make the show less of a comedy and more like an actual pro wrestling show" as Heyman stated in an interview. Crusher Krinkle however was really arrested for 1st degree homicide. Little is known of this man but he almost singlehandedly put a halt to SWB. We wish the best for him in prison here at LordsofPain.net SWB managed to dissapoint a lot of folks when they brought out the Boogeyman for Jerry the Space Bunny's mystery opponent. It was rumored that Hogan was going to appear but Hogan went on Bubba the Love Sponge this morning and said "There is no way I would ever do buisness with Bischoff or Heyman ever again. I won't even grace my presence in that garbage promotion' SWB has signed some more wrestlers and some divas. Boogeyman Ken Doane Maria Kanelis Melina Perez Alexis Laree Victoria Lita Madusa Sharmelle Bull Nakano Little is known about when these stars are set to debut. Other than Boogeyman who debuted last week. Also Jerry The King Lawler and Jim Ross will make thier SWB debut on Carnage Saturday night. RumorsIt has been rumored that at Cold Fury it will be Rocky Miavia vs Stunning Steve Austin for the SWB World Title. This is the plan that SWB writers have had in place since the get go. JBL is reportedly sick of this Jerry the Space Bunny gimmick, something will be done about it as soon as saturday night sources say. SWB has been in talks with The Hardy Boys and Sean Waltman it seems that those signings might be the major announcement that JBL is rumored to have this Saturday Night. This is a little bit ridiculous but it seems that TNA and SWB might be in talks for some kinda World Cup show between the two orginizations. This is probably false though
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Post by crusher on Jan 4, 2007 19:17:02 GMT -5
Updated Roster 01/08/07
Top 5 of the Week
1.JBL-Proved who the boss was on Football Night In America, when he sent the owners packing.
2.King Booker-Had a night made for a King as his court reunited and gave Rocky Miavia the defeat. He will have his hands full this week as he fights Miavia in the 1st round of the World Title Tournament
3.The Big Show-The big man made a huge impact with his total dismantling of Doink the Clown
4.Edge-Proved everybody wrong and made his way past the opening round of the tournament. He will have his hands full this week against The Big Show. Plus he has to wonder if Austin is still on his side.
5.Kendrick and London-Shocked the world when they defeated The Evil Canadians. They better watch out because they are on top and everybody is gunning for them.
The Heels Jerry the Space Bunny Edge Stunning Steve Austin Goldust King Booker Berlyn Lance Storm Bret Hart Doink the Clown The Iron Shiek Finlay Lord Steven Regal Squire David Taylor Sir Robert Eaton Ken Doane Lita Melina Sharmelle Bull Nakano
The Faces Rocky Miavia Chris Beniot Chris Jericho Tajiri Masato Tanaka Mick Foley Paul London Brian Kendrick Carlito Ken Kennedy The Big Show Lashley Super Crazy Super Nova The BoogeyMan Madusa Alexis Laree Maria Kanelis Victoria
The Tag Teams The Superheros (Super Crazy and Super Nova) Kendrick and London The Blue Bloods(Lord Steven Regal, Squire David Taylor, and/or Sir Robert Eaton The Canadians(Chris Beniot and Chris Jericho) The Evil Canadians( Bret Hart and Lance Storm) AAA(Against All America-Berlyn and The Iron Sheik)
The Champions SWB World Champion-Vacant SWB World Tag Team Champions-Brian Kendrick and Paul London (won 01/06/07 on Football Night in America)
General Manager John Bradshaw Layfield
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Post by crusher on Jan 4, 2007 19:22:46 GMT -5
COLD FURY January 28th, 2007 live from Green Bay, Wisconsin SWB World Championship Tournament Final ? vs. ?
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Post by crusher on Jan 4, 2007 19:38:23 GMT -5
Carnage Preview January 13, 2006
Carnage eminates live from the Wilkesboro Civic Center in Wilkesboro NC tonight @ 9pm on ESPN2
Last Week JBL shocked the world when he became SWB's new GM. He didn't stop shocking there especially when he sent the owners packing. He is expected to make 2 Major announcements this week. It could shake up SWB even more
Edge proved last week that he deserved to be in the World Title Tournament. He won but it wasn't too clean. This week he fights The Big Show who destroyed Doink The Clown last week.
Finlay and Lashley will rekindle their fued from back in the days when they were up north. In the 1st Round
Jerry the Space Bunny is a strange character. But is he stranger than his opponent this week. Space Bunny vs Mick Foley in the 1st round.
Berlyn and Tajiri will square off in 1st round action.
In what Should be a great match The Canadian Crippler takes on Berlyn's teammate The Iron Shiek in what should go down as a wrestling masterpiece.
The Cool Cuban vs The Golden Bicurious one. Carlito and Goldust square off in 1st round action.
Stunning Steve Austin helped Edge last week get his victory but will he be victorious over 1/2 of the World Tag Team Champions Paul London?
In the Main Event King Booker takes on Rocky Miavia with King's Court banned from ringside. If they come to the ring they are fired.
Also, More matches for Cold Fury will be announced
Be sure to tune in Saturday Night at 9pm on ESPN2 for Carnage!!!
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