Post by Tazmission on Jan 22, 2007 16:22:55 GMT -5
NATIONAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE
[/u][/center]Late Night Phone Call
Jim Cornette slumps in his sofa one again. The clock on his television blinks “2:17”. Jim has fallen asleep, drinking himself to sleep, like he does nearly every night nowadays, as an old Midnight Express match is still running on his TV. Just as he slips into a deep sleep, he is startled by the phone ringing.
“Hello?” asks a groggy Cornette.
“Listen… I think I’m about to tell you something that you might like,” the voice replies.
“Who the HELL is this?”
“You don’t recognize my voice?”
When the caller identifies himself, Jim Cornette nearly drops the receiver.
Blackmail
Vince McMahon is reclined in his plush office chair, browsing through www.wwe.com with an intent look on his face, when his son, Shane, bursts into the room.
“Look dad, it’s time we talk,” says Shane.
“Goddammit Shane, can’t you see I’m busy!? Is this about the company again? I TOLD you that it’s going to Stephanie and that’s that!”
Shane smiles, now that he sees how enraged his father has grown. “No that, it’s about something completely different. You see, you shouldn’t be leaving photographs out where people can find them. What do you think about this?”
Shane drops a photograph onto Vince’s mahogany desk. Vince doesn’t need to put on his reading glasses to see what it is, but he does, anyway. McMahon tries to snatch the picture, but Shane grabs it off of the table.
“Listen to me, you little ungrateful sonofabitch! You think you’re the first one to try to ruin Mr. McMahon!? You can’t ruin me!”
“Dad, this photograph isn’t going to just ruin you. It’s going to ruin Stephanie too. So I think you should listen to my demands, or else the BOTH of you are going to be buried for good.”
“What do you want? Money? The company? Just name it!”
“I think it’s time we negotiate,” says Shane. “I don’t want your money, and I don’t want this piece of **** company. I want contracts. I want some of YOUR wrestlers!”
Vince is irate. “You listen close and you remember this, Shane. Choose the wrestlers carefully. Because I am going to bring you down. I am going to make sure that you regret ever screwing with VINCE McMAHON!”
Impassioned Speech
However, Shane had it easy.
Jim Cornette is sitting red-faced, having just completed one of his infamous tirades. He is seated in front of three elderly gentlemen, and behind them, a giant NWA logo. Sitting next to Cornette, but obviously separated from him, are TNA President Dixie Carter and Vince Russo.
“Mr. Cornette, we have heard your claims,” said the middle of the three NWA representatives, obviously the leader. “And we have to say, you have made many true assertions.”
“You’re god that right I have!” exclaims Cornette, with a sneer towards Russo.
“Now, we do agree that the direction that Mr. Russo is taking Total Nonstop Action Wrestling is not conducive of the NWA name. Total Nonstop Action has not lived up to the traditions of the National Wrestling Alliance, and we have accordingly decided to strip Total Nonstop Action Wrestling of all National Wrestling Alliance trademarks, including the championship belts. Mr. Cornette, if you do so desire for your future endeavors to use the National Wrestling Alliance name and trademarks, you can feel free to do so, as we have given you the approval.”
Dixie Carter gasps, Vince Russo hangs his head, and Jim Cornette pumps a fist in the air. However, the NWA official clears his throat.
“There’s one last thing. Mrs. Carter, your talent contracts are signed by the company National Wrestling Alliance: Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, which as of right now, is defunct. So I suggest that you get on the phone right now with your wrestlers, because as of his moment, they are all free agents and those contracts are null and
void.”
Victory
Shane McMahon and Jim Cornette shake hands in front of the newly opened National Wrestling Alliance offices in New York City. With Shane McMahon representing the new generation of pro-wrestling and Jim Cornette representing the old-school, traditional ways of the NWA, and with the aid of wrestlers acquired from the WWE, TNA, and the independents, both men look forward to presenting the new breed of the National Wrestling Alliance.