Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2007 7:20:33 GMT -5
Ashley Massaro vs Jillian Hall.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Flying dropkick from Ashley on Jillian Ha gets a two count. Back heel kick from Ashley on Jillian Ha, but it missed by miles. Covers for a quick two count. Jillian Ha reverses a Ashley Massaro hammerlock. Weak kicks from Jillian Ha, who is moving slug-like...or should I say Nash-like? Kick to the gut from Jillian Ha, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. There's a two count on the pin. Jillian Hall with an enziguri. That reminds me...R.I.P, Owen Hart. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Dropkick from Jillian Ha results in the front row looking for Ashley's teeth!Ashley flips out of a Jillian Hall bodyslam attempt. Ashley Massaro hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Face-first suplex from Ashley. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Boring brawling from Ashley Massaro is the cure for insomnia. Weak-ass knife-edge chop from Ashley in the corner. Sting would have NO problem no-selling that. Ashley walks into a drop toe hold. Flying dropkick from Jillian Ha on Ashley gets a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Jillian Ha, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Ashley Massaro tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Jillian Ha goes to the eyes! Jillian Hall quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Ashley Massaro collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Ashley Massaro got screwed! Jillian Hall slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for Ashley to get some payback.
My Opinion: That was just BRUTAL to watch. -**
Match Details
Type Match
Style 1 vs 1
Stipulation Singles
Title None
Match Analysis.
Overall Rating 47%
Crowd reaction 55%
Match Quality 29%
Funaki and Jimmy Wang Yang vs Chavo Guerrero and Gregory Helms.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Tag Team titles. Gregory Helms is the reigning WWE Cruiserweight champion.
The Match: Jimmy Wang Yang connects with a back heel kick on Chavo and gets back up quickly. Yang hits a dropkick on Chavo Guerrero and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Funaki. Yang \ Funaki hook up Chavo, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Funaki hits a dropkick on Chavo Guerrero and gets right back up. Chavo reverses a Funaki hammerlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Chavo tags out to Gregory Helms. Lightning kick by Helms on Funaki. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Helms hits a dropkick on Funaki and gets right back up. Funaki powers out of a Gregory Helms headlock. Flying elbow from Funaki connects. Funaki tags out to Jimmy Wang Yang. Spinning back kick from Jimmy Wang Yang. Tag between Gregory Helms and Chavo Guerrero. Flying elbow from Jimmy Wang Yang connects. Jimmy Wang Yang has Chavo Guerrero down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Yang Time, forget about it. 1....2...3! Tatanka \ Scotty come running down into the ring. They nail Funaki from behind, then grab Yang and hit the Spike Powerbomb! With him out of the way, the drag Funaki to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! Tatanka \ Scotty have destroyed Funaki \ Yang!
Match Details.
Type Match
Style 2 vs 2
Stipulation Tag
Title WWE Tag Team
Batista is backstage. He was out there to tell The Boogeyman that he was going to discombobulate him. Great, now I've got to look that word up. Time to sit back and watch.
Interview Details.
Type Interview
Overall rating 77%
Match Analysis
Overall Rating 67%
Crowd Reaction 60%
Match Quality 74%
The Undertaker is in the ring. Out from the back comes King Booker, and he slides in. They begin brawling. From the crowd comes Mark Henry, who joins in the attack on Undertaker. The two-on-one attack leaves The Undertaker down on the mat, hurt.
Angle details
Type Angle
Overall Rating 83%
The Undertaker vs King Booker vs Mark Henry.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.
The Match: Undertaker hits a right hand. Wack kick from Henry. Booker counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Booker hits a piledriver on Mark Henry. That used to end matches, you know. Booker hits a piledriver on The Undertaker. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Mark Henry scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Henry charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by King Booker. High Angle DDT by The Undertaker just SPIKES King Booker down! King Booker can barely stand. Tombstone Piledriver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Match details
Type Match
Style 1 vs 1 vs 1
Stipulation Triangle
Title None
Overall rating 75%
Crowd Reaction 81%
Match Quality 64%
Brian Kendrick vs Paul London.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Brian Kendrick strikes London. Brian Kendrick misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. London just WAFFLES Kendrick with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Kendrick reverses an irish whip...and Paul London runs into the referee! Springboard dropkick from Paul London. Nicely done. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Brian Kendrick reverses a hip toss. Second rope flying axe handle, London goes down. One day, Kendrick might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. London takes a NICE hurrancarana from Brian Kendrick. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Brian Kendrick. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. London kicks Brian Kendrick in the gut to reverse the momentum. London crushes Kendrick with a sweet running senton. Pin, but Kendrick is out just before the three count. London drops an elbow...but Brian Kendrick moves out of the way. Paul London gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Kendrick. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Brian Kendrick extends his hand to London...and it is accepted! They shake!
Match details
Type Match
Style 1 vs 1
Stipulation Singles
Title None
Overall Rating 74%
crowd Reaction 66%
Match quality 82%
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Batista vs The Boogeyman match.
Angle Details
Type Angle
Overall Rating 74%
Chris Benoit is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Kane, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from Kane soon get Benoit angry, and he attacks, beating Kane all around the set, eventually leaving him down on the floor
Angle Details
Type Angle
Overall Rating 69%
William Regal vs The Miz.
Match Background: None.
The Match: STIFF high kick on Regal by The Miz. The Miz walks into a drop toe hold. The Miz gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal! The Miz charges, Regal moves, and the referee is knocked silly! TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of The Miz! Cover, but there's no one to count for William Regal! The Miz reverses a hip toss. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. The Miz crushes Regal with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Springboard dropkick from The Miz. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Regal pushes out of a The Miz hold. Doctor Bomb connects and The Miz landed hard. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! The Miz ducks a wild right hand. William Regal can barely stand. Mizmerizer! 1....2....3. The Miz is still in the ring celebrating. William Regal pushes the referee away. William Regal spins The Miz around. William Regal hits the Power Of The Punch!
Match Details
Type match
Style 1 vs 1
Stipulation Singles
Title None
Overall Rating 49%
Crowd Reaction 36%
Match Quality 62%
Batista vs The Boogeyman.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Heavyweight title.
The Match: Batista scoops and slams The Boogeyman. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Batista connects with rights and lefts and The Boogeyman is down! Batista connects with rights and lefts and The Boogeyman is down! Covers for a quick two count. Bodyslam by Batista. Covers for a quick two count. Boogeyman ducks a wild right hand. Uninspired brawling from The Boogeyman. There's a two count on the pin. Powerslam from The Boogeyman on Batista. Batista powers out of a The Boogeyman headlock. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! The fight has started up again! Batista attacks Boogeyman, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
Match Details
Type Match
Style 1 vs 1
Stipulation Singles
Title World Heavyweight
Overall Rating 71%
Crowd Reaction76%
Match Quality 60%
Show Overall Rating 69%
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