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Hulk Hogan took the time of this interview to hype his upcoming match with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Here is the transcript.
HH: Austin you better be ready for me tonight because if you aren’t I will let the 24 inch pythons wrap themselves around your neck and choke you out. I had no problem with you brother, hell I even respected you but then you had to come out during my match with Shawn Michaels and make me lose. That was the Hulkster’s shot to main event Wrestlemania 1 more time brother and if you think that I will just let that slide by you have another thing coming. So after saying all of this I have to ask Whatcha Gonna Do Brother When Hulkamania runs wild over you?
*Hogan Walks away and Austin walks up to Grisham*
SA:WHAT?
*Stone Cold walks away*
World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. HooliganzLondon & Benjamin start off. Collar & Elbow Tie Up and a push by Benjamin. London is backed up in the corner. Stiff Right hands by Benjamin. Lift’s London up onto the turnbuckle. Hits him with a few more punches. Benjamin tags in Haas. Benjamin goes to the other side of the ring that London’s on and Haas lays down on all fours in the middle of the ring. Benjamin runs and springboards of Haas’ back and nails London with a Shining Wizard. London hits the outside hard and looks to be in considerable pain. Haas goes out side and throws London into the ring. He locks him into a half Boston Crab. London makes the ropes and Haas refuses to break the hold until the ref gets to a count of 4. Haas picks London up and hits him with a backbreaker and applies an Abdominal Stretch. Haas lets go and tags in Shelton. They hit a Superkick / German Suplex combination and Haas gets out of the ring. Benjamin taunts the crowd and goes to lift London up but London rolls him up into an inside cradle. 2 Count. London gets up and nails an enziguri and tags in Kendrick. Kendrick comes in and clears house. He knocks both Haas & Benjamin outside the ring and nails a Springboard Moonsault to the floor. He gets back in the ring and takes Benjamin with him. He lines up Shelton for the Sliced Bread#2 but it’s reversed and Shelton nails a T-bone and pins him. 1……..2……….no Kendrick kicks out. Benjamin gets back up and calls Haas into the ring. They nail Kendrick with a Double Clothesline and get another close call. London gets back in the ring and nails a quick dropkick that knocks Haas out of the ring. London & Kendrick go for the Get Well Soon. They Nail it. It has to be over. 1…….2………. no Benjamin kicks out at the last possible opportunity. Benjamin comes back with rights and lefts for both Kendrick & London. He nails a Superkick on London and gets a 2 count and then a Dragon Whip on Kendrick but only gets a 2 count. Haas gets back in the ring and locks in the Haas of Pain on Kendrick. Kendrick struggles to get to the ropes and is about to tap when London gets up and dropkicks Haas. All 4 men are down. Who will get up first? Kip up by London & Benjamin. They have a punching battle which London wins. Kendrick throws Haas to the outside and hits Benjamin with a Sliced Bread #2. London nails a London Calling and pins Benjamin for the win.
Winners: Hooliganz[/color]
After the Match[/b]
The 2 Teams get back in the ring and shake hands. They hug each other and raise each other’s arms in a true showing of class as the crowd chant: That Was Awesome! Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap That Was Awesome!
Cruiserweights Collide: Helms vs. Noble [/b]
Noble and Helms start off the match feeling each other out. Helms hits a snap suplex and follows it up with a pin attempt but only gets a 1. Helms locks in a chinlock but Noble gets out of it. Noble hits a german suplex and a dropkick and locks in a bow & arrow. Helms manages to reach the ropes and Noble keeps it locked in until the ref is about to disqualify him. Noble pulls him away from the ropes and picks him up. He nails a sidewalk slam. He then proceeds to taunt the crowd. Helms rolls him up but only gets a 2 count. Helms gets up and nails a stiff kick to the back. He goes for A Shining Wizard but Noble ducks under it and gets up. Noble whips Helms into the corner and chops him until Helms chest is just about busted open. Noble puts him up onto the top rope and nails a superplex. Noble covers him and gets a close count. Noble gets up looking frustrated with himself and goes outside and grabs the belt. He brings it inside and is about to Helms with it when the ref takes it off of him. Helms low blows Noble as the ref takes the belt away and hits a Shining Wizard. He pins Noble but only gets a 2.999999 count. Helms gets up and complains to the referee and Noble rolls him up and gets a 3 count.
Winner& New Cruiserweight Champion: Jamie Noble [/color]
After The Match[/b]
Noble goes into the crowd and celebrates his first WWE title win since rejoining the company. He Celebrates and knocks back a few beers before walking up the ramp as Helms watches from the Ring.
I will be Mr Money in The Bank.We go backstage where Lance Cade is standing in his locker room.
LC: Tonight it’s Wrestlemania 23. Here we are in Detroit, Michigan. Tonight I take on 5 other men in the Money in the Bank Ladder match for the chance to face the WWE, World Heavyweight or ECW champion on my terms and at a time of my pleasing. Now I feel that this is going to be my crowning moment where I prove that I am not some little Punk redneck that is only here to lose matches. I already have Main Event Victories over John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Now can anyone in this entire locker room tell me that I don’t have the right to be in this match? HELL NO! I am Lance Cade and I am a majorly Pissed off Redneck and tonight I will be crowned MR MONEY IN THE BANK!
Money In The Bank [/b]
The 6 men enter the ring and all go after the person from their own brand. Jeff takes an early advantage over Lance Cade and nails him with a jawbreaker. Meanwhile Kennedy went to work on Matt Hardy and hits him with stiff right hands in the corner. Sabu and Thorn fight on the outside. Sabu grabs a chair and throws it at Thorn’s head. He then sets it up and runs over it and hits him with a sidekick off of it.
Kennedy goes outside and gets a ladder and nails Sabu with it. He then throws Sabu into the crowd and spits on him. The Hardyz throw Lance Cade out of the ring and as Kennedy tires to get into the ring with the ladder they double baseball slide the ladder into his face. They then get the ladder and take it into the ring and start to ckimb it and are taking down the briefcase together when Thorn runs in and tips the ladder sending them both crashing to the floor below. He picks up the ladder and starts to climb it when Lance Cade comes in with another and set it up leaning against it. Cade runs up the ladder and nails Thorn with a hellacious lariat that nearly knocked his head off. As both men there are down a Bloody Kennedy gets up and starts beating on Sabu. They come back in the ring and Sabu brings a chair. He sets up a table on the outside and sets Kennedy up on it. He then springboards off of a chair and nails him with an Arabian Face Buster through the Table. Sabu gets up and points upwards as the crowd cheer. The Hardyz get back in the ring and nail Sabu with the Poetry In Motion. Matt then sets up a ladder and he starts to climb it. Jeff gets up it too. Cade is somehow up and then throws a chair at Matt’s Back and then does the same to Jeff. They Both fall off of it. Sabu and Lance Cade then start going at it and they both take out Kevin Thorn when he gets up. Sabu then lays out Cade with a chair and begins to climb the ladder. Kennedy comes in and climbs the ladder too. They fight at the top for a while and then Kennedy Green Bay Plunge’s him from the top of the ladder. All 6 men are laid out. Kennedy gets to his feet first and making sure that no one around him is up he climbs the ladder & retrieves the briefcase.
Winner: Mr KennedyAfter Match[/color]
Kennedy walks up the ramp with a microphone and when he gets to the top he says:
KK: Ladies & Gentlemen your winner this evening MR KENNEDY, KENNEDY! When I walked into this match I knew I would win but all of you fans doubted me. So Batista or Undertaker you better watch your back because I am no longer on Mr Kennedy I am now Mr Money In The Bank.
Punk vs. Benoit vs. Flair[/b]
All three men enter the ring and shake hands. Flair & Benoit go after each other trying to take the more experienced individual out of the match so that there are only two men left. Whereas Punk just sat tight and picked his spots when he saw them. Flair takes over Benoit and Punk nails an elbow drop. Punk then lock in an arm wrench on Flair. Flair reverses it by elbowing Punk in the head. Benoit gets up and clotheslines Flair. Benoit locks in a headlock on Punk and gets him down to the mat. Punk rolls over and stand up. He elbows his way out of it and hits Benoit with a stiff kick to the back. He lock in the anaconda Vice and Benoit is about to tap when Flair Breaks the hold. Punk throws Flair out of the ring and locks in the Vice again on Benoit. Benoit gets to the ropes. He gets up and Germans Punk. He goes up top and nails a Diving Headbutt. Benoit then locks in the Sharpshooter but Punk reverses it into a sharpshooter of his own. He then whips Benoit into the ropes and hits him with a shoulder block. He puts Benoit into the corner and lifts him up to the top rope and nails himwith the Pepsi Plunge. Flair comes in and locks in the figure four leglock on Punk. Ounk Taps out.
Winner: Ric Flair[/color]
After Match[/color]
Benoit and Flair get up and help up Punk. They both Raise his Arm and say that he is the future of this business and he will just get better with age. Punk thanks both men and says they are his idols. He hugs both of them and they walk up the ramp together. When they are at the top they take a bow and we see tears in Punk’s eyes.
ECW World Title MatchRVD takes an early advantadge with a series of kicks to Lashely. Lashely then got a chair and started beating it over RVD’s head until he was a bloody mess. He then hits him once more and the chair is smashed up really bad. He then gets a table and puts RVD through it with a dominator. RVD starts to cough up bloods Sabu comes out to stop Lashely. Lashely then throws Sabu out of the ring and goes back to work on RVD he throw him around the ring like a rag doll showing no mercy. The EMT’s rush down and try to take RVD away on a stretcher but Lashely takes the Stretcher and throws him into the ring on the back support board. He puts RVD in the middle of the ring and adds insult to injury by nailing him with a 5 Star Frog Splash for the win.
After Match[/b]
The EMT’s Take RVD away and Lashely celebrates with his title and wipes RVD’s Blood all over it.
Battle of The AgesAustin & Hogan beat the hell out of each other in this match. Austin took early control with a couple of right fist shots. Hogan comes back and nails a leg drop but only gets a 2 count. He nails a big boot and a leg drop but still only get’s 2. Austin comes back and nails a stunner but only gets 2. He nails a Lou thez press and a running powerslam and even hits Hogan with a leg drop but still cant get the win.
He nails 3 Stunners and pins Hogan for the win.
Winner:Austin[/b]
Hall Of Fame Class of 2007Mean Gene is in the ring and he announces that there has been One surprise last minute Entrant into the hall of fame and he is OWEN HART! He then starts the video and walks to the back. We see all the greatest achievements of the Class of 2007 and then the camera fades to a picture of Owen and then it fades back to the normal screen.
WWE Championship MatchCena & HBK lock up in the middle of the Ring and HBK powers over Cena. He hits an early flying clothesline and kips up. He goes to the outside and rips the announce table apart. He drags out Cena and puts him on it. HBK climbs the turnbuckles and nails a flying elbow to Cena. The ref starts the count: 1…….2………3…..4…….5…..6 and Cena gets up, HBK gets a chair and hits him in the head with it. Cena goes down & HBK keep smacking him with it. He gets out a ladder and climbs up it. He sits at the top and tells Cena to suck it. Cena gets up and tips the ladder and HBK falls into the crowd. Cena celebrates as the ref counts: 1…….2……3………4…..5……6…..7…..8…..9. and HBK Gets up. HBK comes out of the crowd and nails a dropkick on Cena. He gets Back up and nails a Sweet Chin Music and Cena goes down. 1……2………..3…….4……5……..6…….7…….8……9 CENA GOT UP!!
Cena storms across the ring and plants HBK with an FU, 1……….2……..3…….4……5…….6…….7……..8….9 HBK gets up again. Cena throws HBK into the Corner and gets a pair of Brass Knuckles from his pants and Plants HBK with them. 1………2……….3……4…………5………6……….7………..8……..9……..1 HBK gets up, he is refusing to stay down. HBK Nails Cena with the Brass Knucks and Elbow Drop and a Sweet Chin Music. 1…….2……..3……..4….5……..6………7…….8……9…………10 WE HAVE A NEW WWE CHAMP
Winner and new WWE Champ HBK HELL IN A CELL Taker nails Batista hard with right hands at the start. He then threw Tista out of the ring and into the cell. He goes to the outside and grabs the ring steps he throws them at Batista. Tista moves and the steps bust open the door. Batista starts to beat down Undertaker. With Right Hands. He takes Taker outside and grinds his head across the steel. He startsto climb & Taker follows. They fight on top of the cell and Batista Nails A Batista Bomb that nearly put Taker throught the cell. Taker starts to take control again and nails a Tombstone on top of the cell. Batista is pinned but kicks out at 2. Taker Nails Batista with a Last Ride and is obviously trying to put him through the cell. He nails a chokeslam that sends Batista flying down through the ring. Taker Climbs down and Tombstone’s Batista again for the win. Keeping His Streak Intact.
Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion: Undertaker[/b]
After Match[/b] Taker throws the belt on top of the cell and celebrates atop the cell with the title. Marking out 15 with his hands. The Crowd give him a standing ovation
We see a video recap package showing us highlights of the nights action.
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