ROH 2007[Edison 3/17 is up!]*New Signings*

I know its early but I couldn't wait!
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BJ Whitmer vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Colt Cabana vs. Brent Albright

Spinny weird kick from Colt Cabana. Vertical suplex by Colt Cabana. BJ Whitmer was really high...i can relate to that. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Classic drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Tag to Brent Albright. Colt Cabana takes a butterfly suplex from Brent. Classic reverses an irish whip...and Brent Albright runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Classic. Cover, but there's no one to count for Brent Albright. Classic gets caught with a short powerbomb from Brent. Classic counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Classic tags out to Jimmy Jacobs. Super kick by Jimmy Jacobs. Jacobs uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Brent kicks Jimmy Jacobs in the gut to reverse the momentum. Brent drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jacobs. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Brent held that one for ages. Tag between Brent Albright and Colt Cabana. Jimmy Jacobs takes a butterfly suplex from Classic. Jacobs walks into a face crusher variation. Jimmy Jacobs can barely stand. Here it comes - Colt 45. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Austin Aries is backstage. he was verbally abusing Davey Richards. Remember kids, verbal abuse is not big or clever. But it is funny.

[glow=red,2,300]ATTENTION: Jimmy Rave vs. Nigel McGuinness was canceled because of Rave got into a bar fight the night before and his nose is broken![/glow]

The Kings of Wrestling vs Irish Airborne vs Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal vs Blade and Mikaze

Chris Hero snap suplexes Dave C. Hero drives a thrust kick into the chest of Dave C. Hero tags out to Claudio Castagnoli. Dave Crist gets hip tossed by Double C. 1 - 2 - kick out. Dave C backdrops Claudio Castagnoli out of a piledriver attempt. Dave C tags out to Christopher Daniels. DDT by Christopher Daniels. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Tag between Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal. Daniels \ Matt hook up Double C, then hit a double suplex. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Double C gets out the back of a Matt Sydal bodyslam attempt. Suplex by Double C. Tag to Kid Mikaze. Matt takes a flying neckbreaker from Kid Mikaze. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag to Claudio Castagnoli. Forearm to the face from Double C on Kid Mikaze. Kid Mikaze ducks a clothesline attempt. Double C takes a rana from Kid Mikaze. 1 - 2 - 3. Kid Mikaze defeats Double C. Dropkick connects...Kid Mikaze goes down like a skanky hooker. Springboard dropkick from Jake Crist...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Jake C tags out to Christopher Daniels. Daniels uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag to Dave Crist. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Kid Mikaze is down. Cool looking suplex on Kid Mikaze. 1 - 2 - 3. Dave Crist pinned Kid Mikaze. Springboard dropkick from Matt Sydal...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Kick by Matt Sydal...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Dave Crist reverses a hip toss. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag between Dave Crist and Jake Crist. Irish Airborne hook up Matt, then hit a double suplex. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Kick by Jake Crist...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Matt blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Matt tags out to Christopher Daniels. Weird kick by Daniels on Jake C. Jake C walks into a face crusher variation. Dave Crist is in trouble. Angel's Wings!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Steve Corino fires off some right and left hands. Homicide blocks a kick from Steve Corino. Homicide fires off some right and left hands. Steve Corino charges, Homicide moves, and the referee is knocked out. Death valley driver by Homicide, Steve Corino got planted hard...that was cool. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Steve Corino elbows Homicide in the face to break a hammerlock. Steve Corino with a spinning neckbreaker on Homicide. Spear by Steve Corino. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Death valley driver by Steve Corino, Homicide got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Homicide gets out the back of a Steve Corino bodyslam attempt. Massive backbreaker, Corino got planted. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Steve Corino elbows Homicide in the face to break a hammerlock. Homicide scores with a forearm, sending Corino down into the corner. The referee pulls Homicide away to get the break. Wait! Corino has pulled something out of his tights. Homicide walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Steve Corino slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Homicide to get some payback.

Delirious vs Bryan Danielson vs Samoa Joe vs Roderick Strong

Hard back suplex on Joe. Kick from Delirious...to the leg! Oh the humanity! 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Joe is down. Joe counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Thrown slam by Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Samoa Joe hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Joe only gets knees on a splash. Spinny weird kick from Delirious. Tag to Bryan Danielson. Kick by Bryan Danielson...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Super frankenthingy on Danielson, who hit hard. Second rope flying axe handle, Joe goes down. Joe walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Tag between Bryan Danielson and Roderick Strong. Big dropkick by Roderick Strong. Roderick hits a great swinging DDT on Samoa Joe. 1 - 2 - kick out. Gut buster, Joe hits hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Joe tags out to Delirious. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Flying elbow from Delirious. Big kick on Roderick by Delirious. Roderick counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Delirious. Roderick Strong has Delirious down on the canvas. Delirious gets locked in the Stronghold! Submission victory!

ok but I probly won't be any good at it but I will try my best next show.

-ROH as just signed AJ Styles,Alex Shelley,Chris Sabin, and Chris Bosh. Styles,Shelley & Sabin will only appear for a few shows but Chris Bosh is going to be a regular. There is also talks about Super Dragon and Petey Williams getting signed too.

-Numerous people have been fired due to poor work ethic including the Dempseys,Kid Mikaze,Rhett Titus,Shane Hagadorn & Smash Bradley. Some say this happend because of the recent signing of "bigger name superstars" but thats a rumor.