Cherry's Land Of Chikara! RDM is Up!

Really don't care for CHIKARA(if I want to watch Lucha, I'd rather watch real Lucha), but I'll give your diary a chance. Maybe you can change my mind.

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This match was pure quality to open the show and the crowd were very much into it. Shane Storm used his high flying ability against Hallowicked hitting countless dives to the outside, some missing, some hitting. Hallowicked reminded Shane Storm that he isnt a stable person, going bananas on Storm with kicks and punches and general violent moves including an attempted running Double Stomp to Storm who was biting down on the middle turnbuckle. Hallowicked thankfully missed this, ran face first into the turnbuckle and Storm connected with his trademark "That Japanese Move" and pinned Hallowicked for the 3 in an explosive opener to this PPV!


Mike Quackenbush def. Eddie Kingston by 2 Falls to Nil[/u]
These two fine athletes put on a clinic when it came to wrestling tonight, and the crowd ate every bit of it up and begged for seconds! There was absolutely no hatred going into this match, just out of pure respect this match was issued and answered. Kingston came into this match with the most heat with a few boos coming from the crowd which he shrugged off. Quackenbush was loved by this crowd and he loved every bit of it. The pair shook hands before the first fall and the action started! Quackenbush won the first fall but it wasn't easy. Having worked with Mike, Eddie had most of his ideas scouted and reversed with moves of his own much to the dismay of Quack! Kingston hit some key moves in the first fall including his Uranage Backbreaker, but became to cocky and went for the Royal Flush too early. Mike managed to rreverse this into a Northern Lights suplex and pin Kingston quickly to be 1-0 up in the match!

The two shook hands at the end of the first fall and again at the start of the second fall, which the crowd loudly popped at, just showing how much these men respect each other. The second fall got underway and Kingston was showing signs of sloppyness by missing some moves that would of made a difference in the match. Mike Quackenbush took control of the second fall early on in the match and kept it that way. Kingston barely got offense in before Quack hit the QuackenDriver on Kingston and won this match 2 straight falls to nothing.

Post match, Quack picked Kingston up and they shook hands once again and Kingston applauded Quackenbush along with the crowd.

Chris Hero def. The Colony (Fire Ant and Soldier Ant[/u]
Even though it was two on one, the two Ants were no match to the impressive physique and stength of Chris Hero. The Colony tried to work together on Hero and actually got a decent offense in, confusing Hero with their quickness and teaming together skills. But Hero pretty much scouted the rest of their moves in the rest of the match, wiping out Fire Ant when he attempted a top rope Axe handle Smash, Hero nailed him with a massive SuperHero Kick to the face. He then turned on Soldier Ant and nailed the Heroes Welcome and got the three count in impressive fashion.

Post match, Hero shew his bad side and dragged Fire Ant back in the ring and gave him a hard Heroes Welcome onto the mat and started lacing them with boots before Claudio Castagnoli came steaming out from backstage and Hero escaped before Claudio got his hands on him. Claudio got on the micraphone and said that if Hero wanted a fight, he should pick on someone his own size! Hero left the arena post haste while Claudio checked on the Colony. They clinged onto his legs as Claudio dragged them backstage

Ruckus, Larry Sweeney and Ricochet def. Jigsaw, Lince Dorado and Retail Dragon[/u]

This 6 man tag match was easily the best match of this event. Some mad spots including all three members on Ruckus' team diving over seperate ropes onto differnet opponents! Larry Sweeney got a little too cocky during the match, blind tagging himself in once too often. He blind tagged himself in with Ruckus, to which Ruckus turned round and slapped Sweeney off the apron! Ruckus then carried on with the match and nailed Jigsaw with The Hate Crime. Sweeney came steaming back in the ring, but was hit with a super kick by Ricochet and thrown out of the ring! Ruckus got the cover while Ricochet kept guard and team Ruckus picked up the win!

Up in Smoke (Cloudy and Cheech) def. Team F.I.S.T to become CHIKARA Campeon De Parejas![/u]

In one of the biggest shocks in CHIKARA history, the long time champions Team F.I.S.T were dethroned by Up In Smoke tonight! Cheech and Cloudy looked mega uncomfortable coming into this match, knowing they;ve been beaten by F.I.S.T over and over again. Akuma and Icarus got the early advantage using their power and size against these bendy cruiserweights. But once the match started to get going, Cheech and Cloudy got more confident and comfortable with the crowd behind them, they started using their classic tag team moves against Akuma and Icarus. Up in Smoke got an advantage as it looked as though Icarus took a serious blow on his knee when Cloudy came off the top rope with a 450 and his head hammered into Icarus' knee. Icarus rolled out of the ring and laid on the floor writhing in pain. Grand Akuma looked over to check on him, before Cloudy and Cheech teamed up against him. Cloudy hit Akuma with the Yo ****onic as Cheech ascended the ropes. Cheech nailed Akuma with the SSP and Cloudy jumped on top of Cheech and they both got the pin on Akuma and new champions were crowned!!

Post match, the crowd chanted "That was Awesome!" and "Best Champs Ever" ttowards Cheech and Cloudy who extravegantly celebrated with their belts. The two then got Akuma to his feet and the twp shook and then posed with the belts a little mpre before the show finished!!



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No offense, as this is well-written and stuff, but it's obvious you have NO clue about CHIKARA in real life.

1.) Rey De Voladores (I donno where the M came in) was a one-night tournament, not a 6-Man Tag. Plus, there would never been teams with Rudos/Technicos on the same side.

2.) CHIKARA draws about 50 people per show. PPV? Are you serious?

3.) Akuma and Icarus are just as small as Cheech and Cloudy.

4.) ALL Campeons defenses are 2 out of 3 falls.

In all honesty, do a little research before starting a diary.

And DO NOT hotlink images from the CHIKARA site. Their site already crashed once because of stuff like that.

Edit- actually, the grammar/sentence structure is pretty poor/confusing as well.

If you're not going to listen to anything else I said, SERIOUSLY host the images yourself. They personally said they have severe problems when people hotlink them.