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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:24:21 GMT -5
The opening video package of Loaded plays followed by pyrotechnics and all that cool stuff. We're brought to ringside.
Matt Steel: Sup?
Matthew Werner: Not much.
Matt Steel: Same. Guess we should just go right into the show.
Matthew Werner: Makes sense.
Matt Steel: Cool.
Matthew Werner:
[/size] It’s time for the opening match!! Matt Steel:[/size] K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 is looking to make a statement since he got his ass kicked a few weeks ago. Matthew Werner:[/size] He couldn’t defend himself! Matt Steel:[/size] He still got his ass kicked. Matthew Werner:[/size] Touché. Keri Thames:[/size] The first match of the night is scheduled for one fall!! Waits until the vocals start in the song, then runs out with alot of energy. stands there, gathering the energy in th arena. runs own to the ring, does a running dive through the first and second rope, rolls through, hits the ropes in front of him, runs across, does a round off and hits the ropes.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] .. That’s an entrance? Matthew Werner:[/size] Indeed it is. Matt Steel:[/size] Not very detailed. Matthew Werner:[/size] Spelling mistakes too. Calvin Lee:[/size][/color] Don’t blame me, I only copied and pasted. Calvin kicks ass![/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Lets hope K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3’s entrance is much better. K13 cums out to teh ring n huge pyro goes off al teh fanz cheer n giv him hi 5s then he duz a bakflip into teh ring n more pyro gos of.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] .. What the hell? Matthew Werner:[/size] I don’t know what to say. Calvin Lee:[/size][/color] Well don’t look at me. Both stare at Calvin, who slowly backs out of the booth.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] We really need some sort of lock for this booth. Ding! Ding! Ding![/size][/color] K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3’s and David quickly move into each other. Each trying to get shots on the other. Soon they shots start hitting their targets as the two exchange blows! Each blow is harder then the last as momentum builds up.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Seems like a boxing match here. Matt Steel:[/size] I love Rocky. K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 gets in a shot that shakes David a little. K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 gets in another quick shot that backs David up a little. This times K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 the opportunity to strike a quick clothesline![/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 is actually showing some offence. Matt Steel:[/size] Remember, he’s years ahead of us so he has that much more of an advantage. Matthew Werner:[/size] Wasn’t similar to this said last week. Matt Steel:[/size] Probably, but its so amazing it needs to be said again. David gets up and K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 runs at him bluntly. David clearly can see this, and moves and trips up K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3! David then runs at K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 going for a running drop kick, but K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 kicks up and hit’s a super kick! This knocks David back a few feet, as the kick didn’t knock him over..[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] HOLY SH00T! Matthew Werner:[/size] XWA representin’! Matt Steel:[/size] Let’s see if anyone gets THIS one. K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 takes this opportunity as he looks at the shaken David. He runs at him and grabs his head and screams![/size][/color] K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3:[/SIZE] TO INFINITE, AND BEYOND!!! K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 nails the k1ll3r 1nst1nkt 3!! David is out! K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 goes for the cover![/size][/color] .. 1[/size][/color].. .. 2[/size][/color].. .. 3!![/size][/color].. Ding! Ding! Ding![/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 did it!! Matthew Werner:[/size] Good for him! Matt Steel:[/size] K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 is making an impact here!! Matthew Werner:[/size] I can't believe it! Matt Steel:[/size] I can't believe it's not butter! Matthew Werner:[/size] Well actually K1LL3R 1NST1NKT 3 is from the future and we've never seen this David fellow before, so I dunno, not really all that surprising when you think about it. Hrm ... hopefully the next match is a little more competitive. Matt Steel:[/size] It actually involves two other guys we've never seen before in Rooza Gee and Seth Morrison. Matthew Werner:[/size] We're not getting much of a break here. Matt Steel:[/size] Questionable match placement, but we'll make something work. Dance with the Devil’ by Breaking Benjamin hits the sound system as Trace Demon makes his way to the ring. Demon’s hair is no longer the crimson shade of red it has been since his debut, but is now raven black, and he now suited out in a black robe. Demon is also carrying a large black steel staff that has a Hexagon on the top. Demon places the staff in the ring before rolling in under the bottom rope, and demanding a microphone.Matt Steel: Any idea what this is about? Matthew Werner: I am more concerned on why anybody is giving this guy time on the microphone. Matt Steel: And why is that? Matthew Werner: Because I thought that this guy couldn’t speak in front of people, and I hate to be wrong. Demon takes a few seconds to compose himself, removing the black robe to reveal a black jacket imprinted with a Crimson Anarchy symbol on the back, as well as black jeans and black boots.Matthew Werner: Well at least he updated his style to some extent. Demon puts the microphone to his mouth, breaks into crazed laughter before speaking.Trace Demon: I am sure all of you thought that there wasn’t anything more to Trace Demon than a devil worshipping church burning freak who cares more about his past that the WFWF. Matthew Werner: Well that’s certainly what I thought. Matt Steel: Quiet Werner, I think that this is meant to be dramatic. Trace Demon: Well you were right, that used to be all I was, you were right that I cared more about myself than this business, (now shouting) but you were wrong if you thought that this was all that I would ever be. This is a warning to everybody out there who wants to step in the ring with me. If you do, I will do everything in my power to make sure that you don’t step back out of this ring, I will end your career, it does not matter if I have to do it during the match or after, whether it is legal or illegal, you step in the ring with me, it will be the last thing you do before I take your head off of your shoulders. Demon stop’s talking for a moment to regain his composure. The camera crew catches a few of the crowd members reaction to Demon’s words. Most look shocked, and one child is seen trying to hide behind his parent.Trace Demon: From here on in I throw my past to the ground and put the present on the table. The present, the WFWF is all I care about from now on, and I promise you that the first thing I do will be to win the National Championship, no matter who has to get injured in the process. Trace Demon drops the microphone and leaves the ring, grabbing the large metal staff on the way. The camera crew zoom in on Demon’s robe in the ring, a symbol of Demon’s new drive to win at any cost.Matt Steel: Wow, pretty graphic stuff here from Trace Demon. Matthew Werner: I've heard worse. Matt Steel: From who? Matthew Werner: Let me get back to you on that one. We cut backstage where Kurt Burton steps into a locker room. No one else is in it, save for one man; Vinson Evoret. He approaches.Kurt Burton: Hey, Vinnie. Vinson Evorett: It’s Vinson. Kurt Burton: Umm... yeah, sorry. Vinson. Look, do you have a minute. Vinson Evorett: No. Kurt Burton: Great. Look. I have a proposition for you... wanna be tag champs? Vinson Evorett: Well... Kurt Burton: It’ll be great. I think there’s a lot of promise in you kid. I think you can go places. Straight to the top and all that jazz... What do you say? Kurt stares at Vinson, with the sad look of a dog begging for a bone. Vinson stares back.Vinson Evorett: Look Kurt. I everyone has told me that you are looking for a partner for Attack of the Little Green Men, because your job depends on it. And the locker room has come to a consensus. No! Kurt Burton: I was hoping to get a different answer this time. Vinson Evorett: This time... Kurt Burton: I kind of asked everyone else already. Vinson walks away in disgust. We fade to commercial.[/Center] |
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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:24:55 GMT -5
We return from commercial as ‘Dazed & Confused’ by Led Zeppelin hits the PA system as Rooza Gee struts down to the ring, showing no respect to the crowd.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 205lbs, Rooza Gee!
‘The Seeker’ by The Who echoes through the arena as the egotistical Seth Morrison slowly walks down to the ring.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, Seth Morrison!
Matthew Werner: I have two questions, Matt. One, do you think it is wise for Horror to have accepted this match one week before his semi-final match in the National Title tournament? And two, do you think Williams has any revenge on his mind when it comes to Horror eliminating him from the National Title hunt?
Matt Steel: I think this was a smart match for Horror to accept, as he does need a tune up for Demon next week. And as for the bad blood, Williams has been known to hold grudges.
All of the lights except a very dim orange one have gone out. This orange light is set at the top of the stage. Though vague, you can make out the outline of a man standing in the light. The PA system is blaring the overture to Hard-Rock Hallelujah by Lordi. All of a sudden a series of powerful guitar chords begin to play as techno-color strobe lights flicker on and off, bright and dim. High Horror puts his arms straight up from his side. He puts his hands above his head and quickly jerks them down as a powerful medley of blue, red, and orange flames shoot up from the stage. Horror proceeds down the ramp.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, standing at 6 foot 11, and 290 pounds, this is The High Horror!
Matt Steel: Nice pyro. Hope he has the money to continue showing it off.
Matthew Werner: Well with the way Horror wrestles, he will be in debt to those firework people for a long time.
Horror runs into the ring, and on the ropes a few times then throws his fists into the air. Through the Fire and Flames’ by Dragonforce plays.
Keri Thames: Making his way to the ring, he is Dave Williams!
A minute or so passes, and yet, no Williams. Again Thames introduces him, but he still is no-where to be found. The ref just calls for the bell.
Matt Steel: Guess I was right.
Horror locks up with Seth to start out. Horror twists it around into a front head lock. Horror then takes Morrison over with a side snapmare. The ref asks Seth if he wants to quit, but he says no. Horror puts his weight onto the chest of Morrison, pinning him.
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Morrison kicks out at two. Horror releases the lock and allows Seth to get up. Horror locks his hands together into one big fist and swings at Morrison, but Seth ducks and kicks Horror in the back of the head. Morrison tags in Rooza Gee. They pick up Horror and attempt a double suplex. Horror blocks it twice, and then uses his strength to suplex them both at the same time.
Matthew Werner: What strength!
Matt Steel: Matthew, I’ve done bigger and better suplexes than that measly one.
Matthew Werner: Ha-ha, I think your memory is getting a little bad, Matt.
Horror is showing off to the crowd about what he just did. Rooza takes advantage and nails a school-boy on Horror, and he is pulling the jeans of Horror.
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The ref caught Gee red handed. The ref yells at Rooza Gee as he backs away. He goes and picks up Horror, only to get flattened by a stiff right hand from Horror. Horror drops his leg across the chest of Rooza. Horror then gets into a 3-Point stance of sorts on top of Rooza and starts punching away. The ref is counting.
Ref: Von! Twoo! Threee! Three punches Ah! Ah! Ah!
Horror breaks it. Horror picks up Rooza and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle. Horror runs towards Rooza Gee and brings his boot up, catching Rooza Gee right in the mouth. Rooza falls flat on his butt in the turnbuckle. Horror grabs the left arm of Rooza Gee and lifts him up with ease into the Fireman’s Carry position. Horror then falls backwards crushing Rooza Gee with a Samoan Drop. Horror goes for the cover. Horror picks up Rooza Gere and Irish Whips him as hard as he can. But in his anger, he did not realize he just whipped Rooza into his turnbuckle. Seth makes the tag. Seth goes onto the top rope and hits a seated Senton on Horror. He hooks Horror’s legs underneath his arms.
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... 2 ...
Horror kicks out at two.
Matthew Werner: I mean, Horror is holding his own in there, but do you think he might be hurting without a partner?
Matt Steel: Yes. He might be putting on a good show, but I know he would kill for a partner right now.
Seth picks up Horror and throws a couple knees to his gut. Now Seth has Horror by his hair and starts punching Horror right in the face. Seth tags in Rooza. Rooza sets up Horror. But Horror just hauls off and punches Rooza Gee in the face. Horror looks towards his turnbuckle and sees no Williams. Horror picks up Rooza Gee and gives him a hard clothesline. Seth comes in, misses a clothesline, and Horror nails the Savate Kick, knocking Seth out cold. Horror then picks up Rooza Gee and hits the Widowmaker on Rooza. Horror then twirls his right arm around in circles and points to the skies. The crowd is happy as the big man goes to the middle turnbuckle. Horror then sits on the top turnbuckle. He attempts to stand on the top turnbuckle. He manages to catch his balance. Horror then leaps off in attempt of a Shooting Star Press, but as he leapt off, his foot slipped, causing him to crash and burn.
The crowd is now booing as Dave Williams runs down the ramp. He has some sort of limp. He gets onto the apron, tags Horrors back, goes to the turnbuckle and hits the Shooting Star Press, correctly this time.
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Keri Thames: Here are your winners…..Chemical Reaction!
Just as the ref raises their hands in victory, Trace Demon slides into the ring and cracks Horror in the back with the steel chair. Trace continues the assault as Dave non-hesitantly rolls out of the ring and goes to the back.
Matthew Werner: I thought Trace had the night off!
Seth Morrison, Rooza Gee, and Trace Demon are going to work on Horror. Just as Trace attempts a con-chair-to, the crowd roars as someone in a hooded sweatshirt jumps the guardrail, enters the ring, and spears Trace Demon, and throws a couple of simple punches to Morrison and Gee, sending them flying. All three of them flock to the outside of the ring. They are screaming at the man, wondering who he is. The man unzips his sweatshirt, and rips off his hood revealing Reckless.
Matt Steel: Reckless is the unibomber! Oh my god!
Matthew Werner: ...
Matt Steel: I mean... Reckless just saved Horror!
Inside King Kraig’s office. Kraig sits in a relaxed state, while Burton looks on, twitching from nervous energy.
King Kraig: So, let me understand, you have asked everyone.
Kurt Burton: Yes, everyone…
King Kraig: Did you ask the new guys?
Kurt Burton: Yes, they laughed at me.
Kraig smirks, holding back a chuckle.
King Kraig: Well, Mr Burton, I am sorry to hear about this. But as you know, you had one week to find a partner. This was not a brief time period, but rather, seven days, 168 hours, 10080 minutes...
Kurt Burton: I know
King Kraig: You had ample time to procure your partner, yet you have not. By the end of this show, you will have a partner, or I must fire you. It is that simple.
Kurt Burton: But...
King Kraig: Please do not violate my zero tolerance policy, what I say goes. You will be unemployed in 1 hour and 34 minutes without a tag team partner. Go now.
Burton steps outside of the office. As he does so, Thunder is walking down the hall.
Thunder: Kurt. I have been trying to find you we need to talk...
Kurt Burton: I know… the state of the Axis. Look. I don’t have time to talk about the state of the Axis... I have to find a partner for Attack of the Little Green Men.
Thunder: But...
Kurt Burton: NO!
Burton storms off.
Thunder: It’s about a partner. That guy is such an a*shole sometimes.
Thunder turns to walk away, and a door opens. We cannot see who is on the other side, but Thunder recognizes the person.
Thunder: Thanks for coming on such short notice. How was your flight?
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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:25:28 GMT -5
Matt Steel: It’s time for Calvin Lee and Steven Nyangle!!!
Matthew Werner: This is going to be a good match.
Matt Steel: Or it’ll be a true wash up.
The silhouette of the man in the hooded trench coat remains still in the in the entrance of the stage as the music starts. Steven pulls the hood off as the lights come on and starts playing to the crowd as he casually begins his walk to the ring.
Matt Steel: A trench coat? Who does he think he is?
Matthew Werner: Insert WWE comparison.
Keri Thames: The following match is scheduled for one fall!!
Rocky however, isolates out everything about the outside world, there is only him and a pending rain of bloodshed that is about to come from his opponents body.
Matt Steel: This guy is really corny.
Matthew Werner: I really can’t see what WFWF management sees in this guy.
Matt Steel: I hope he slips and falls to his death.
His actions reflect that, being more focused than his eager counter-part, taking more methodical steps rather than Steven's almost dance like motions.
Matt Steel: Ok it’s official. This guy is a fag.
Matthew Werner: I have to agree with you there Matt.
Matt Steel: Anyone ever realize that both our names are the same?
Matthew Werner: That’s pretty intense!
Matt Steel: Almost as intense as this entrance!
Matthew Werner: Which really isn’t that intense at all..
Upon entering the ring, Rocky merely tosses the coat over the top rope to the ring attendant waiting. Oppositely of course, is Steven's continued playing to the crowd, typically a rendition of some of his opponents signature taunts or other personalities in order to elicit some laughs from the crowd before likewise handing his coat over to the ring attendant.
Matt Steel: Finally, it’s over.
Matthew: But here comes Calvin!
Matt Steel: He’s way more entertaining then Steve is.
An electronic yet tribal percussion line suddenly shakes the sound system, the entrance of "Unorthodox Manifesto". This repeats over several times, the thunderous crash of the music jolting everyone in their seats. Then, at what looks to be the point of sudden and harsh impact, a distortional descent tears through the line, flowing directly into the song itself. Calvin Lee follows and makes his way on to the entrance stage.
Matthew Werner: And there’s Calvin Lee.
Matt Steel: I hope he creams this Steve guy.
As he walks down towards the ramp, in true Anointed fashion, gold sparks shoot up from the stage. After walking to the top of the ramp, he is consumed entirely by the pyrotechnics.
Matthew Steel: I guess Calvin still hasn’t listened to WFWF management on the pyros.
Matt Steel: I’m more interested as to why he’s talking out in true Anointed fashion.
The pace of his music suddenly picks up, prompting the sparks to cease fire and Calvin Lee to let out a primal scream and pose on the ramp. He walks down further for a moment, then locks into his pose once more. Following the even sharper turn towards speed of his music, the sparks once again begin to fly, this time lower on the apron.
Matt Steel: This is causing the WFWF precious dollars!
After several moments, the pyro ceases and Calvin Lee runs into the ring. Upon entry, he scans the area. Moments later, Calvin Lee walks over to the ropes and ascends to the middle turnbuckle. He poses for a brief second. Calvin Lee leaps down from the turnbuckle and prepares for his match.
Matt Steel: Ok, both entrance has taken forever, but finally the match can start!
DING! DING! DING!
The bell rings and this match is underway! Calvin takes no time to tying up the lesser experienced Steve Nyangle. He locks him up and slowly but surely out powers Nyangle into a quick for effective arm bar! Calvin takes no time into locking the shoulder into submission!
Matthew Werner: A good start for Calvin here.
Matt Steel: Yeah, I don’t see Steve getting anything in this match.
Matthew Werner: That’s what you get for quitting and dropping out of feuds I guess.
Nyangle somehow works out of the lock! He rolls over and out of the lock and to his feet!
Matthew Werner: What a reversal!
Matt Steel: Ahhh, it’s been done.
Nyangle then runs at Calvin Lee! He goes for a clothes line! He hits it! Calvin gets up immediately but as he gets up Steve runs at him with another clothes line!! Calvin gets up again, but only to he hit with a third clothes line! Nyangle is feeling it!
Matt Steel: .. What’s going on!?
Matthew Werner: Nyangle is getting somewhere here!
Nyangle is getting ready for Lee to come up again. He leans in the corner, plotting his move. He sees Calvin starting to get up. With this only one move comes into the mind of Nyangle.
Matthew Werner: What’s he gonna do!?
Matt Steel: I dunno, let me check his move set. Pulls out cue cards.
Calvin Lee is finally to his feet and turns and Nyangle runs full blast! He takes a step! And then another! But before Nyangle can take his last step to run at Lee, a crack is heard through the arena!!
Matthew Werner! What was that!?
Nyangle falls to the ground in pain! He grabs his ankle!
Matt Steel: HAHAHA!! HE ACTUALLY SLIPPED!
Matthew Werner: I think he’s hurt!
Matt Steel: He actually slipped and fell! I can not believe that!!
Matthew Werner: This match needs to end now!
Calvin Lee sees this and a huge smile grows on his face. He walks up to Nyangle, who’s down in real pain. He lifts his foot and stomps on the ankle!! He stomps again!! And then one last time!
Matt Steel: That a boy!
Matthew Werner: You have no sympathy don’t you.
Matt Steel: I don’t think so no, not for losers like Nyangle.
Calvin Lee than grabs a hold of the foot He pulls Nyangle to the center of the ring, and locks in the ever so powerful Angle Lock! Nyangle screams in pain!!
Matt Steel: WHAT A MOVE!
Matthew Werner: I don’t think Calvin’s ever used this move before.
Matt Steel: The fact he’s using it at this very moment makes my day.
Matthew Werner: This can only show you the smarts of Calvin Lee.
Matt Steel: The just how much fun it is to watch Nyangle suffer. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!
Nyangle can not take the pain at all. You can start to see tears run down his face. He can’t take the pain at all anymore, as he taps out!
DING! DING! DING!
Keri Thames: Your winner by submission, Calvin Leeeeee!!
Matt Steel: HE TAPPED OUT!
Matthew Werner: Nyangle was done for once his ankle gave out.
Matt Steel: THIS MATCH WAS AMAZING!
Matthew Werner: Are you okay?
Matt Steel: NO! I NEED A PAPER BAG!
Nyangle is in the center of the ring, looking up at Calvin Lee. The smile is extremely noticeable on Lee’s face as he starts to walk out of the ring. Tears fall faster and faster down Nyangle’s face. You can hear random fans laughing at Nyangle. He tries to cover his face but it is no use.
Matt Steel: OMG HE’S CRYING!
Matthew Werner: Here’s that paper bag you ordered.
Nyangle crawls out of the ring, in obvious pain. He slips trying to get down to the mats below and lands hard on his face. This draws laughter from the crowd. He looks up, tears rushing down his face as he crawls to the back.
Matthew Werner: Where’s the officials to help him?
Matt Steel: Would you help a guy who constantly changes his minds on feuds, then says that he never did change his mind, and then decides for no reason to quit the fed? I didn’t think so.
Matthew Werner: ... I think it's time for Riddel Me This. Roll it.
We see a shot of the American flag blowing in the wind.
[/size][/color] “The United States of America; a constitutional federal republic comprising fifty states and a federal district. For more information visit wikipedia.com. That’s where I got that factoid right there. In all honesty EBR asked me to lead in with a comment about America. Strange.
EBR; The World Heavyweight Champion of the WFWF. Also the self-proclaimed “America’s Wrestler”. A man who gives inspiration to all the children of America, like a physically fitter version of Santa Claus. Unfortunately for these children EBR is not competing in the WFWF after a contract dispute that ultimately led to his hold-out. EBR has been kind enough to invite us into his Detroit home for one interview.
And hopefully, this will be more interesting then the Chemical Reaction episode.”[/i][/size][/color] As we fade in, EBR and Ryan Riddle sit opposite one another.[/size][/color] Ryan Riddel: Well EBR, do you not feel it affects your role model status to refuse to work until you receive more money? EBR: Not at all. Teachers strike and ask for more money all the time. I think you’ll agree that Michelle Pfeiffer is nothing short of a saint in “Dangerous Minds”, yet logically before or after the movie took place her character would have engaged in at least one teacher strike. At least one. Ryan Riddel: Perhaps, but should it not be noted that was a movie and she was a movie character? EBR: Well, it was just an example at the top of my head. Ryan Riddel: And her involvement in a union is what would force her into a teacher strike, regardless whether she agreed with it or not. If she were to just not show up to work she’d be fired. Silence.[/size][/color] EBR: Admittedly it might not have been the best analogy. “Arguably this is off to a worst start then any current episode of my Riddle Me This?. But certainly it can be salvaged quickly with my hard hitting and vicious questions.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: Records showed that you signed your contract a year ago. Is that really enough time to begin demanding a new one? EBR: Yes. I out performed my contract and should be paid accordingly. “And more hard hitting and vicious questions!”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: So if you under perform should you get less money? EBR: Of course not. If they ever took money away from me I’d stop showing up to work. “And more!”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: Is that not what you’re doing right now? EBR: No comment. “Well then …”[/size][/color][/i] EBR: You know, I’m hearing these questions and I’m not even sure if this … if this is really the best platform to do this interview with this dramatic subject. No disrespect but I’m not sure how seriously you’re taking this. “None taken.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: And why’s that? Awkwardly EBR stares before shots of EBR and Ryan Riddle having a previous discussion are played as the sound is voiced over by Ryan Riddle.[/size][/color] “From there, EBR demanded a break to council with his agent. Seeing as how he let us into his home we had to comply.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddle is shown watching EBR’s television.[/size][/color] “It was only fair.”[/size][/color][/i] Back to EBR and Ryan Riddle.[/size][/color] Ryan Riddel: What was that about? EBR: What about? Ryan Riddel: Talking to your agent. EBR: We were just discussing what should and shouldn’t be said. Basic agent stuff. Ryan Riddel: I see. That looks a bit suspicious, like you’re purposely hoping that you don’t say the wrong things. EBR: No, of course not. Ryan Riddel: Okay then. Why do you want a new contract? Are you not already one of the highest paid WFWF wrestlers? EBR: No comment. “My apologies, Chemical Reaction.”[/size][/color][/i] EBR: It’s just … I’ve got to get paid, man. I need to feed my family. “I questioned the strategy in replying with “no comment” and then legitimately replying, but I opted to not call him out on it.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: But do you not already have enough money to feed your wife and children who currently do not exist? EBR: That’s really just opinion. Ryan Riddel: Them not existing? EBR: No, having enough money. Ryan Riddel: You seem to get by just fine. EBR: I don’t have to answer that. Ryan Riddel: That wasn’t a question. EBR: Even more of a reason not to answer that. EBR stares.[/size][/color] “I noticed the intensity in his eyes. They were also blue.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: Do you believe King Kraig will give you a new contract? He seems firmly behind his “Zero Tolerance Policy”. EBR: If you’ll notice I’ve never done anything wrong since I’ve returned a year ago. If not just for that reason I should be rewarded. He bent over for Kurt Burton, and congratulations to him by the way, so why shouldn’t he bend for me? I’m the Heavyweight Champion, I have leverage. “What a bizarre thing to say, almost like something that would be said in a private conversation.”[/size][/color][/i] EBR: My agent didn’t tell me that. I’m just talking hypothetically. “Like he read my mind.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: But is this not a wrong time to hold-out? When you already have a title defense signed? EBR: It wasn’t the title match I wanted. Ryan Riddel: So if he signed EBR vs. Obo you wouldn’t have held out? EBR: Well, no. In all fairness I’d probably still ask for more money. And then if I didn’t get that I’d hold-out. Yeah, I’d say odds are that we’d be in the same situation. “I appreciate his honestly.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: But couldn’t he just not book you until your contract runs out and set up Thunder vs. Obo for the title at Attack of the Little Green Men? EBR: He could, but that already happened not only a few months ago, but is happening the same week this will be aired. Or so I’m told. Ryan Riddel: Strategically done. EBR: Thank you. Ryan Riddel: No problem. “I notice above all, EBR is indeed very polite.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: Is there anything you want to say to your fans? EBR: That I miss you and I hope that this gets resolved sooner rather then later. This not how I wanted to go about this but drastic measures must be done when non-drastic steps have not been taken. “It took me a minute to process whether or not that made sense, but I assumed it did. Again, he allowed us to be guests in his home.”[/size][/color][/i] Ryan Riddel: So, if King Kraig doesn’t crack then this may be your last WFWF appearance? EBR: I suppose, yes. Ryan Riddel: Would that not drastically affect how you’ll be remembered in WFWF lore? EBR: No comment. Ryan Riddel: I see. Now you’re one of the highest regarded WFWF wrestlers, do you believe this hold-out could be frowned upon by the general public and affect how you’re perceived? “Some could argue that’s the same as the first question I asked. It’s not. Granted, it is similar.”[/size][/color][/i] EBR: Well I’d hope that they would stick by me and show their support for me at this moment. Ryan Riddel: But do you believe it could affect your reputation? EBR: No comment. “And thus, that was the story from the World Champion’s mouth himself. It was only fair to get both sides of the story and to give EBR a chance to clear the air.”[/size][/color][/i] Various shots of EBR saying “no comment” are shown.[/size][/color] “As of now it’s currently unknown when, if ever, this contract dispute will be addressed or fixed. But certainly, we hope for it to happen sooner rather than later.
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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:26:22 GMT -5
We return from commercial to find Chris G and Mr. Bigglesworth standing in the ring.
Keri Thames: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing the participants first, presently in the ring at 150 lbs and an unknown weight respectively...Team Doofus, self proclaimed that is, Chris G and Mr. Bigglesworth!
Chris G and Mr. Bigglesworth raise their arms in the air as they get small cheers of acknowledgement.
Matthew Werner: It seems neither of these two have much support from the crowd this evening in their debut match.
A sudden record scratch is heard and the immense, opening power chord of "Pray" blasts throughout the arena. This cues the lighting, pulsing with blinding brightness at the power chord and slowly fading to reveal Alex Sean standing at the top of the ramp.
Keri Thames: And their opponents, making his way to the ring first, from Baltimore, Maryland... Alex Sean!
Sean stands momentarily observing the crowd until the second power chord and bright flash hit. Sean walks down the ramp in a hurried pace, quickly making it to the ring steps. He enters the ring, once again gesturing to the crowd, then leans against the close, right turnbuckle awaiting the other participants.
Matthew Werner: Truth be told, as awesome of an entrance as that is I'm really having trouble finding new ways to put it over.
Matt Steel: Word.
This is followed by the gentle opening strumming of "Imperium". The crowd's attention is diverted to the video screen, where several shots of the Los Angeles skyline fade into one another. As the music begins to pick up, the images on the screen do as well leading to an enormous blast of pyrotechnics on the stage!
Matt Steel: Look at that pyro. It's enormous.
Matthew Werner: Massive, even.
The heavy riffs begin to pick up leading into the opening lyrics of the song as DGX appears on stage with his back to the crowd raising his arms out in a crucifix pose as the crowd roars. DGX turns to face the men in the ring and then leisurely begins to stroll down the ramp taunting the fans.
Keri Thames: And his partner, hailing from Hollywood, California... DGX!
Matthew Werner: It's a shame that after two weeks of waiting for these results, the fine readers over at WrestlingFigs.com will be treated to such generic commentary.
Matt Steel: A shame indeed.
DGX finally gets to the back of the aisle as the song plays on, as Alex Sean stares holes into his tag team partner as DGX heedless of the glare leisurely strolle up the steps and leans back against the ropes standing on the apron, hooking his arms into the top rope before entering the ring and walking right past Sean and Team Doofus to the middle of the ring with a spotlight shone on him. He raises his arms in victory with a big smirk of self satisfaction before discarding the vest he wore to the ring and meeting up with Sean in the corner and the two start to have a discussion.
Matt Steel: In all of my time in XWA, it was clear that these two men have a serious history and dislike for one another, but it seems to have become almost mythic to this point.
Matthew Werner: I'm pretty sure the only people who know the facts about Alex Sean and DGX's history are probably Alex Sean and DGX, and neither seem to ready to go into details at this time... with someone else, at least.
Bigglesworth and Chris G meanwhile have a simple game of rock, paper, scissors and the loser is Mr. Bigglesworth so he gets on the apron. Meanwhile D and Sean seem to be getting into even more heated discussion. Not much can be heard specifically but D definately utters the word "captain" at one point, and as Sean gets in his face D holds up six fingers signifying his tag title reigns before turning his back to Sean and going to meet Chris G. Sean however is not having his and pulls D back and points briskly to the corner before finally the ref intervenes and orders D out.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Matthew Werner: And here we go.
Sean and Chris G lock up in the middle of the ring as the match gets underway. Chris G instantly realizes this is not the wisest move given the size disparity and quickly scrambles away. Sean moves after him and the two circle but as Sean gets close to his corner D reaches out and tags himself into the match. Sean turns to confront D about it as he gets into the ring and points to the corner much as Sean did earler.
Matt Steel: DGX really pushing Sean's buttons here.
D smiles at Chris G and struts around the ring, drawing some of the crowd into it. D is slightly more agile than Sean so he uses some of that quickness to psyche out Chris G, but the smaller foe does elude the pick of his leg. Finally D holds up his hands and walks to the middle of the ring, he gestures with Chris G as he talks and he seems to be almost placating the rookie. D turns to the ref and says something to him and the ref looks confused but nods, and D turns to Chris G and smiles nodding his head almost reassuringly before getting down on all fours.
Matt Steel: Well, that's kind of gay.
Matthew Werner: Matt, that's a standard position in mat wrestling.
Matt Steel: Do you know how I know you're gay?
Matthew Werner: How?
Matt Steel: You just referred to a man on all fours next to another man as "standard position".
Chris G cautiously approaches D. His motion is very alert, very jumpy almost like a shrew or a field mouse waiting for a twig to break. He moves in and as he draws closer D stays perfectly still, waiting. Chris G moves in to get a hold on D but he is hesitant to touch him meanwhile D just stays there perfectly still looking almost bored.
Matthew Werner: ...
Matt Steel: ...
Finally Chris G circles to the other side and tries to suprise D as he turns he leaps at D and grabs hold of him but as soon as Chris G's arms hit his body D is in motion! D yanks one of Chris G's arms out from under him and rolls the kid to his back and quickly has him in a side control side headlock. The referee quickly moves in to break it up and D complies standing up with both hands out showing he broke clean as agreed.
Matthew Werner: Good to see DGX following the rules here.
D points to the middle of the ring and nods his head. Chris G relucantly at the referee's direction he gets down on all fours in the middle of the ring as now it's D's turn to circle the rookie. D seems to be measuring, looking for what his best way to attack Chris G and put him to his back as he circles him making the rookie sweat it out. He pauses looking at him a moment before rushing in and punting Chris G in the side of the head!
Matt Steel: Well, that was kind of mean.
D quickly follows up this nasty cheap shot with a flurry of stomps to Chris G's downed form! Chris G tries to scramble away but D reaches out and grabs his tights so he can't quite get away. D picks him up and hits him with a pendulum backbreaker. D runs off the ropes and comes quickly off them with a quick elbow drop to the small of the back! D quickly plants his right knee in Chris G's spine and applies a reverse chinlock increasing the discomfort in Chris G's spine.
Matthew Werner: Insert generic statement putting over back injury.
Matt Steel: Insert generic comedic statement making light of said back injury.
D gets up off the submission hold of sorts and allows Chris G to get to his knees before he slaps him across the face. D smirks and taunts Bigglesworth on the apron before strutting away from Chris G. D turns and narrowly ducks as Chris G rises with a clothesline attempt as D grabs his left arm and with a do se do move pulls Chris G in for a short arm clothesline that takes some starch out of the rookie.
Matthew Werner: DGX is really making an example out of Chris G here.
Matt Steel: Yes, he's really owning the market in beating up 150 pound cruiserweights in a fake, text wrestling fed. He's like the terminator.
D slowly rises to his feet and slaps the back of Chris G's head insultingly before doing a quick footshuffle on the spot before running at the ropes and as he comes off of them Sean tags himself back in. D comes off the ropes heedless and hits Chris G with a one handed bulldog headlock from behind as he gets to his feet Sean rushes in and kicks Chris G in the head again. The referee is trying to get in D's face and tell him to get out as he's not legal but D is refusing to go, he spins around Sean and holds his hands out to the side questioning what he's doing.
Matt Steel: We may see this situation explode right here. Like a bomb.
Matthew Werner: Yes, but probably without an actual explosion.
Matt Steel: Unless one of them were a robot with a bomb inside their chest as some sort of self destruct mechanism. In that case there would be an explosion.
Matthew Werner: Clearly.
Sean shoves D and D shoves back at the two men argue as to who is legal. Meanwhile after taking some offense Chris G is crawling to his corner while D and Sean both argue on oblivious. The referee sees it plainly however and registers the tag Chris G makes to Bigglesworth who comes in hot. He clotheslines down D, then hits a hurricanrana on Sean! D gets back to his feet but Bigglesworth hits the middle rope and rebounds with a springboard dropkick sending D scurrying from the ring under the bottom rope.
Matthew Werner: And with their petty argument, Chris G was able to make the tag and allow Bigglesworth to take control here!
Matt Steel: What a crucial mistake. This could be their downfall!
Matthew Werner: ... Really?
Matt Steel: Well, for the next minute or so, at least.
Matthew Werner: At least.
Bigglesworth is pumped and had the crowd behind him as he races around the ring back at Sean who is just to his feet and puts him back down with a dropkick! Sean gets up and catches a spinning heel kick to go right back down. Sean gets up and Bigglesworth lifts him up for a flapjack as the Doofus is afire!
Matt Steel: He's turning into the Human Torch!
Matthew Werner: The human torch you say?
Matt Steel: Yeah Matthew, the human torch of headlocks!
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Bigglesworth runs at the ropes and appears to want to keep Sean off balance however D, now back on the apron, quickly sees thing are going bad for his team and nails a knee to the small of Bigglesworth's back. Bigglesworth pauses a moment then turns and blasts D with a right hand knocking him down on the apron in retaliation, but Sean comes charging back with the time D bought him and delivers a leaping European uppercut that knocks Bigglesworth down!
Matthew Werner: And just like that, Alex Sean gets the advantage!
D gets up on the apron and Sean powers Bigglesworth into the corner and buries a knee in his gut to settle him down. Sean offers the tag which D accepts and Sean pulls Bigglesworth from the corner and pulls his arm up exposing his ribs which D gladly takes a free kick at.
Matt Steel: It seems that Alex Sean and DGX are finally working as a team.
Matthew Werner: Let's hope, for their sake, they can put their differences aside for the rest of this match.
D rains down a couple of clubbing blows to Bigglesworth's back before pushing him against the ropes and shooting him off with a whip. As Bigglesworth rebounds D scoops him up and turns 180 before putting him harshly into the mat with a Double A version spinebuster. D gets to his feet and backs into a neutral corner closeby and measures Bigglesworth before walking out and hitting a leaping kneedrop to the face! D covers...
Matthew Werner: He goes for the cover...
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
Matt Steel: But he's not quite able to take it home just yet.
Bigglesworth kicks out. D gets up and reaches for the tag which Sean receives and D stands up pulling Bigglesworth to his feet holding his arms as Sean takes a free right hand shot to the head. D lets go of the arms and gets to the apron as Sean picks up Bigglesworth and hits him with a quick sitout powerbomb. Sean keeps the pin on as the referee is there to count...
Matthew Werner: Again with a cover!
... 1 ...
Matt Steel: This could do it.
... 2 ...
Matthew Werner: So close!
Bigglesworth again frustrates by kicking out. Sean gets up and shoves him into the corner and again and makes the tag to D who comes in and the two men both put the boots to him stomping him down in the corner before Sean is chased from the ring. D walks to the opposite ropes and turns with a quick sprint and kicks the head off Biggesworth's shoulders as the Doofus sits in the corner. D pulls Bigglesworth to the middle of the ring and picks him up to his feet. D grabs Bigglesworth around the waist and heaves lifting him to his shoulder almost like a Canadian backbreaker as he holds him aloft a moment.
Matt Steel: This looks bad for Bigglesworth!
D drops his own legs out from under him and hits a neckbreaker from elevation completing the Canadian neckbreaker as he sits up with a grin of satisfaction and nods his head before making the cover on Bigglesworth.
Matthew Werner: What a move!
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
It doesn't look like Bigglesworth has what it takes to kick out but sensing his partner in trouble Chris G enters and breaks up the pin.
Matt Steel: Very smart move on the part of Chris G.
He claps his hands a little as he's forced back to the corner and the crowd gets into it as D stands up and walks to the neutral corner cloest to Bigglesworth and climbs to the top rope taking a chance. Bigglesworth gets to his feet unsteadily and D leaps looking for a crossbody but Bigglesworth moves and D gets nothing but canvas! D is on the mat flopping like a fish as he's winded and the crowd senses a turning point.
Matthew Werner: This could change the pace entirely!
Matt Steel: Absolutely!
D and Bigglesworth both begin long, arduous crawls to their respective corners. Chris G is ready to go on the apron and jumping up and down clapping as the fans clap along with him. Both men are close...D makes the tag! Sean comes in rushing to catch Bigglesworth. But it's too late, the hot tag is made to Chris G who launches himself in over the top rope catching Sean rushing in with both feet as the crowd goes ballistic!
Matthew Werner: He gets the tag! Chris G's got nothing but momentum going for him now!
Matt Steel: That was kind of insulting.
Chris G hits the mat running and gives D, whom is still laying down on the apron, a baseball slide to the gut knocking him to the floor! He scrambles to his feet and races back at Sean and knocks him down with another dropkick. Sean gets up to his feet disoriented and Chris G baseball slides through his legs and nails him in the back of the head with a super punch! With Sean stunned Chris G leaps onto the middle rope of the corner right behind Sean and comes off with a hot shot that connects putting Sean's face into the mat!
Matthew Werner: Sure.
D comes into the ring but Bigglesworth has somewhat recovered and rushes in to intercept him however D sees this coming and manages to lift Bigglesworth to great elevation and dump him over the top rope to the arena floor with a big backbody drop! As this has been happening, Chris G has Sean setup for a tornado DDT. He leaps up to deliver the move however Sean manages to throw him off and as D turns he sees Chris G coming towards him and instinctively catches him and transitions the catch smoothly into a German suplex!
Matt Steel: Good lord!
Matthew Werner: There goes his momentum.
D gets to his feet and turns to see Sean storming up to him clapping his hands once to signify no tag. D tries to explain to him about Bigglesworth, but apparently leading the explaination with "while the squirt was kicking your ass..." isn't the greatest way to do it. Sean gets in D's face and pokes him a couple of times in the chest with his finger as he berates him as D lookes more and more frustrated. Chris G meanwhile has recovered somewhat from the German and runs at D shoving him from behind right into Sean as the two crack heads Sean staggers to the corner and leans in it a moment...
Matt Steel: Well, this can't be good.
D turns disoriented and turns into Chris G who meets him with a few right hands. D is rocked back a couple of steps before he lashes out with a thumb to the eye halting Chris G and sending him staggering back a couple of steps in a small circle as D turns Sean erupts out of the corner looking for his lariat. D's eyes bug out of his head as he just barely drops out of the way as Chris G completing his stunned turn is turned upside down and inside out with the Lariat from Sean!
Matthew Werner: What a Lariat!
Matt Steel: But who was that intended for? DGX or Chris G?
D gets to his feet to see Sean making the cover. On the outside Bigglesworth is getting to his feet and D quickly runs to the ropes close to where Bigglesworth is trying to stand before launching himself out of the ring with a suicide dive taking out Bigglesworth and himself from the equation.
Matthew Werner: Either way, I think this one has to be finished.
... 1 ...
... 2 ...
... 3 ...
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Matt Steel: Good call.
Keri Thames: Here are your winners, DGX and Alex Sean!
Matthew Werner: What a bizarre situation this Tag Team Title picture is.
Kurt is on his cell phone. The other end picks up.
Kurt Burton: Hi. Manny? Manny C? It’s Kurt... Kurt Burton. Your old tag partner… no this isn’t the FBI... BURTON. Yeah... Well I was wondering... no, I haven’t seen your copy of Sixteen Candles... look... What?... no... I need a tag team partner... I NEED A TAG TEAM PARTNER...
Burton pauses, looking rather shocked and confused.
Kurt Burton: Sure… umm… no problem… I can stick it there... and then pump it... yeah... f*ck you ass wipe.
Thunder approaches.
Thunder: Kurt stop calling people.
Kurt Burton: But I have to find a partner!
Thunder: I found you a partner.
Kurt Burton: What?
Thunder: That’s what I was trying to tell you before. I found you a partner.
Kurt Burton: Who?
Thunder: Well... you are familiar with this person, but they haven’t been here in a while, so you’re going to have to get some ring rust out.
Kurt Burton: Is he accomplished?
Thunder: Your partner has been a champion here.
Burton pauses to mull over the information, and then looks truly confused.
Kurt Burton: What’s with the pronoun game?
Thunder: Huh?
Kurt Burton: They haven’t been here... familiar with this person. Out with it... what’s the name?
Suddenly, the door flies open, and with a sexy strut, Kat Hamilton enters the room. She giggles...
Kat Hamilton: Miss me Kurt?
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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:26:51 GMT -5
Lake Bodom hits the arena PA as Wez Vendetta emerges from thick green smoke.
[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Wez accompanied to the ring with the villain from “The Mist”. The crowd begins to boo as, walking slowly down to the ring, Wez triggers flame pyrotechnics from the ramp edges.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Couldn’t he just have the smoke and let someone else have the flames or vice versa? What is he? A pyro whore? He proceeds along the blazing ramp until he reaches the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and climbs up the turnbuckle and looks through the crowd, motioning to his waste area, signifying he will soon be the National champion. In one quick motion, Wez turns and sits down on the turnbuckle post, waiting for his opponent to emerge. As Lake Bodom finishes, all arena lights turn blue and white as the circle around the curtain at the the top of the stage.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Pretty. The arena PA is now playing an instrumental anthem, that of Finland, as Saku Salmelainen emerges from backstage. The crowd boos and jeers as Saku makes his way to the ring, his country’s flag draped proudly over his shoulder. Him and Wez stare each other directly in the eyes as Saku descends the ramp. Once at the end, Saku carefully folds his flag as he rolls into the ring. [/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Wez and Saku have of course been teaming in the past couple weeks, with good results to show for it. We’re gonna have to see if that has any effect on the outcome of this match. Matt Steel:[/size] What an uninteresting observation. You’re unfit for this job. Matthew Werner:[/size] Yeah well, this could have been avoided if a certain someone would have paid me for all the hard work I spent filming a glorified Q & A session. Need to pay the bills somehow. EBR:[/SIZE][/COLOR] Aha! I got your money in my pocket, homie! Matthew Werner:[/size] What a contrasting and unnecessary guest appearance. Wez quickly descends from his turnbuckle and moves into the center of the ring, face to face with his opponent, Saku. The two exchange inaudible words for a moment, never breaking eye contact, before the ref finally pushes them apart and signals for the bell.[/size][/color] Ding! Ding! Ding![/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Just incase you missed it the bell was rung. Both Saku and Wez begin the match by attempting to circle their opponent, still never breaking eye contact. Both men are sizing each other up as the crowd continues to boo both men.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Saku and Wez are mighty fine wrestlers, but man, how unfulfilling is this gonna be for the crowd? Matthew Werner:[/size] I dunno, majority of the WFWF roster aren’t well liked. Matt Steel:[/size] Gotta wonder why people even bother showing up. Matthew Werner:[/size] … Hrm. Finally, both men charge forward and lock up. Saku, the bigger man, overpowers Wez and attempts to put him into a side headlock, but Wez manages to counter, rolling out and forcing Saku to relinquish his hold. Free again, both men try to lock up once more, this time Wez using his speed to get behind Saku and attempt to lift him into a German suplex. Saku, however, would have none of it and hits Wez in the stomach with a firm elbow, causing him to break the hold.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Dangeroooooooooooooooooooous! Time and time again the two men try to lock up, but to no avail, both men are too on the defensive, knowing the other’s every trick. Finally, Saku goes for another lock up, but Wez thinks smarty and jumps, hitting Saku in the chest with a dropkick. Not wasting a moment, Wez pounces on the fallen Saku, hitting him with every strike known to man.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Including palm strikes? Every strike known to man.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Elbow scrapes? EVERY strike known to man! C’mon man, just believe me.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] I feel ‘ya. Saku, being pummeled, simply tries to protect himself as Wez digs his knee into Saku’s chest, pinning him to the mat. A large cut has opened on Saku’s forehead, and red blood flows freely from it.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Hrm … What?[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Nothing … well, it’s just … red blood. Did you really need to be that specific? You’re a goof.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] That was unnecessary … Wez, his hands now doused in Finnish blood, shows no remorse and continues to hit Saku, trying to take him out by force.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Wez is really going all out here. Matthew Werner:[/size] Saku could be seriously hurt. Hrm … [/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] What? Well … nothing … no, it’ s just that you guys kind of suck at calling matches.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] God damn you mysterious description of said match. Finally, Wez tires himself out and must stand up to breathe for a moment, a bloodly and injured Saku lying on the mat, disorientedly scrambling to get to his feet, but unable to do so.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Made up a couple words there. You want to go right now? If you start something I will finish it.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Relax, buddy. I’m not your buddy, guy.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] This is getting rather unprofessional. So uh … how about that match? *Glare*
Wez measures Saku as he props himself up on the second ropes, having managed to rise to his knees. Wez, seeing opportunity, charges Saku and hits him with a knee in the ribs, a knee so hard, in fact, that Saku is thrown to the outside, writhing in pain.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Wez has been simply dominating thus far in the still early goings of this National title semi-finals match. Matt Steel:[/size] Many skeptics would argue that whoever wins this match has possibly the best chance to win the National title. Matthew Werner:[/size] Well that seems to dismiss Flamez and High Horror. Nice going, guys.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Okay, you know what, this is just getting ridiculous. What you gonna do about it? You’re soft. You can’t handle me, man. I’m a soldier of the apocalypse.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Just do your job. You do your job![/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] I will! Fine![/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Alright! Matt Steel:[/size] Well that seemed to work itself out. Matthew Werner:[/size] He’s a jerk! Just a jerk! Wez, feeling the momentum by taunting the crowd, rises up to the turnbuckle. Looking down at Saku, he shakes his head.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Almost a form of disrespect by Wez, but I’m sure Saku currently has bigger things on his mind, notably “how do I get on offense?”. Setting up for a second, Wez launches himself from the turnbuckle, completing a beautiful backflip en route to hitting a picture-perfect shooting-star press, landing on Saku’s injured ribs.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] What a move! Both men are down! Matt Steel:[/size] Possibly dead. Matthew Werner:[/size] What a tragedy that would be. Matt Steel:[/size] And a mess. Both men now lay writhing in pain, Wez having not been adequately prepared for the impact. The ref begins a count-out.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] One of these men needs to get back in the ring, this could very well be what ends this match. We’re already at the four count. Wez has now risen to his knees as Saku is struggling to pull himself up using the apron.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Five! Matthew Werner:[/size] You watch the effect of that Shooting Star Press - Matt Steel:[/size] Six! Matthew Werner:[/size] … And … and you gotta wonder if it was really - Matt Steel:[/size] Seven! Matthew Werner:[/size] …Worth it in the long run. Wez is now on his feet, smiling at Saku, who has managed to get to his knees, still hanging onto the ring apron.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] This is going right to the wire. Already at the eighth count. Matt Steel:[/size] Nine! Realizing he has forgotten about the count, Wez rolls into the ring and back out again, wiping the count clear.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Good, that would have been a disappointing ending. Saku is now on his feet but still being held up by the apron. Wez starts towards Saku as the ref jumps to the outside. Making a bee-line for Wez, the two begin to argue with each other, the ref telling him to return from the ring. After a moment, the ref gives up and rolls into the ring, turning his back for a moment while standing up.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] The referee giving Saku a much needed break, intentionally or not, it’s something Saku evidently needs. Wez, in the meantime has turned towards Saku, but has given him too much time it appears; as he turns directly into a shot in the face by a small black bag Saku has pulled from the apron[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] What the hell? Matt Steel:[/size] Aha! We remember Saku revealing that same black bag in his most recent promo. Perhaps Wez would have been as wise as me to pay attention. The bag, it appears, has something painful inside of it as Wez is knocked to his feet, a small cut visible on his forehead. Saku quickly stashes the bag underneath the ring before the ref can see him, and begins to go to work on Wez.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] And now the momentum has completely swung to the opposite side. Matt Steel:[/size] Sooner or later Saku’s gonna get his shots in, whether or not they’re done with the help of a mysterious black bag. Within second Saku has rolled Wez back into the ring. Entering it himself, he wastes no time in locking in a headlock, trying to cut off circulation to Wez’s head. In the center of the ring, he maintains the hold for what seems like an eternity, Wez never giving up. Finally, Saku becomes frustrated and releases the hold, now lifting Wez to his feet.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Methodical work by Saku right here, but you gotta wonder if he took too much punishment in the early goings of this match. He’s been bleeding for several minutes. Matt Steel:[/size] It’s not how you start, Matt; it’s how you finish. Besides, Saku didn’t take anything as bad as Wez took that shot to the head. Saku now sends Wez against the ropes, bending down to hit a spinebuster. Wez, however, has other plans and throws himself with whatever energy he has left at Saku, hitting a spear! Both men go down, exhausted and bruised. The ref begins another count out.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] And again both men are down. They’re just throwing everything at one another. At the count of five both men are on their knees.[/size][/color] Matt Steel:[/size] Six! Matthew Werner:[/size] Really? We’re gonna do this aga - Matt Steel:[/size] Seven! Matthew Werner:[/size] … ‘Tever. As Matthew Werner pouts …[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Hey! … both men are on their feet, now throwing strikes back and forth, both men with barely anything left to give, both cut open as blood flows freely from their foreheads. After many strikes Saku lunges forward in desperation, pushing Wez into the far corner pinning him against the turnbuckle. Saku now hits repeated shots to the stomach using his shoulder, Wez doubling over in pain. After a moment Saku changes his strategy and lifts Wez up to the top turnbuckle. [/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] This could end it right here. I don’t know how either could be able to continue for much longer. Signaling to the crowd, much to their discontent, Saku climbs up the ropes as well, placing his right arm and shoulder beneath that of his opponent, setting him up for the Helsinki driver! As Saku begins to lift Wez, however, the man from Lincoln, England sinks his right elbow into the stomach of Saku, causing him to fall from the turnbuckle and writhe in pain on the mat. Wez, seeing his opportunity, now stand on the top rope.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] The biggest opportunity of the match, now it’s just the time to capitalize. Matt Steel:[/size] Much easier said then done. Without a second of hesitation, Wez launches himself off the turnbuckle, coming down hard towards Saku. At the very last second before Wez’ flying body hits his opponent, Saku lifts his knees, Wez landing stomach first onto them.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Oh! Wez nearly got impaled! Matt Steel:[/size] Some nice smarts from Saku. That’s gonna hurt a lot more than if he just rolls out of the way and Wez hits the canvas. Wez’s momentum has aggravated the impact, and he now stumbles around the ring clutching his stomach and groaning in pain, his back turned to Saku.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] We already saw Wez take a huge risk with that Shooting Star Press, this looks like it could lead to a much more disastrous result. Matt Steel:[/size] For Wez. It all kind of works itself out for Saku. The Finnish Phenom it seems sees an opportunity of his own, as he springs to his feet and grabs Wez’s arms, his opponent still having his back turned. Quickly, Saku locks Wez’s arms with those of his own, and turns, in the process lifting Wez up, before sitting back down hard, driving Wez’ head and neck into the mat, a textbook Finnisher.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] He nailed it! Matt Steel:[/size] The Finnisher; the best move name in the WFWF. Wez now comatose, Saku rolls over and throws a single arm over the other man’s shoulder, the ref hits the count[/size][/color] ... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... 3 ... Ding! Ding! Ding![/size][/color] The bell sounds as Saku rolls away from Wez. Helped up by the ref, Saku’s arms is raised in victory, only for a moment, however, as he quickly shakes off the ref and rolls out of the ring.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Great match by two of the real up and coming stars here in the WFWF. Matt Steel:[/size] Wez really showed the boom or bust chance you take when you go to the top rope, and ultimately, Saku is advancing to the finals of the National Title tournament. Stopping only to pick up the black bag from beneath the ring, Saku makes his way up the ramp, never looking back once at his downed adversary and tag team partner.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] And I think it’s safe to say this makeshift partnership may already be over. Matt Steel:[/size] Well you never know. Matthew Werner:[/size] He doesn’t seem to care about Wez right now. Matt Steel:[/size] Well, wrestling is a big “in the heat of the moment” thing. Matthew Werner:[/size] He’s not even looking at him. Matt Steel:[/size] Which one of us is supposed to be the expert? Matthew Werner is a little girl with fat man legs.[/size][/color] Matthew Werner:[/size] Seriously? We’re gonna do it that way? In the ring the ref and several WFWF staffers are rousing Wez and beginning to help him up.[/size][/color] [/Center] |
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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:27:16 GMT -5
"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour begins to play. As the cash register sound ends and the music begins, Thunder walks towards the ring. He reaches the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, taunting the fans.
Keri Thames: The following contest is your Loaded main event! Introducing first, from New York, NY, weighing in at 230 pounds, Thunder!
Worship your false prophets. Worship them until you see through each and every one of their lies, to the point that you’re actually maiming yourselves, weeding out the weak from the pack of sheep that you are, then come to me. I am the God your God’s worship.
This cryptic message appears on the TV screen, slowly sliding off the screen and replaced with a strand of barbed wire. This slowly morphs, twisting, ajoining itself into 2 O’s, a B separating the two. This leads into the opening cords “Dead is the New Alive” [Manipulator Mix] by Emilie Autumn; scenes of violence flashing with it. Obo throws Reverend Shadow into the barbed wire ropes as the first chorus hits. With this, a quick scene of Obo throwing Wayne McGurk off a ridiculously high scaffold hits over the big screen before fading away, quickly replaced with a scene of a vicious Yakuza kick as the song echoes through the arena. Finally the vocals of the song begin and Obo makes his way through the curtain. Loosely dangling off his body is a sleeveless anarchy symbol t-shirt. Obo makes his way down the ramp and slides in under the bottom rope, hoping back to his feet and climbing to the second rope for a pose as Dead Is the New Alive cuts off. Obo slides off and quickly stretches, tossing his t-shirt aside.
Keri Thames: And his opponent, from Chicago, IL, weighing in at 229 pounds, Obo!
Matthew Werner: This is a match that carries a great deal of importance.
Matt Steel: Absolutely. Just think of the momentum the winner will have going into that big world title match.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The two men immediately walk to the center of the ring. After some words are exchanged, Obo slaps Thunder right across the face. Thunder keeps his composure and walks around the ring before catching Obo off guard with a thumb to the eye. Stunned, Obo is then irish whipped into the corner where Thunder lays in several hard chops and hits a DDT. He follows it up by slowing down the pace and locking in a side headlock.
Matthew Werner: Thunder is already succeeding in working the match to his style.
Matt Steel: And if he wants to win, he better keep it that way.
Obo’s time in the headlock isn’t a long one at all. He quickly reaches his feet, powers out, and hits Thunder with a brutal clothesline. Quickly he throws Thunder over the top rope to the floor and lays in boots to his head once he’s on the floor. From there, he pulls back the mats in the ringside area and gives Thunder a piledriver onto the concrete floor.
Matthew Werner: Dear God! Thunder’s dead!
Matt Steel: He’s not quite dead.
Matthew Werner: Well, he’s been mortally wounded.
Matt Steel: He’s getting better!
The referee quickly leaves the ring himself and admonishes Obo for his actions. When Obo gets in his face, Thunder sneaks up from behind and hits a low blow to even up the score. He then hits an exploder suplex onto the concrete floor, which gets him some yelling from the referee as well. Paying no attention to it, Thunder hurls Obo into the steps at ringside.
Matt Steel: I don’t think anyone expected Thunder to do what he’s been doing so far, and be good at it.
Matthew Werner: Well, he did win the World Title in a match that was Obo’s specialty.
Matt Steel: He wouldn’t have won if there wasn’t interference from—
Matthew Werner: Don’t say his name.
Matt Steel: Why not?
Matthew Werner: It’s not allowed.
Matt Steel: Boo.
With the assault on the floor done for the moment, Thunder rolls Obo into the ring and hits an elbow drop off the top rope. He follows it up with a cover.
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Obo kicks out. Thunder responds by dropping a knee onto the head of Obo, and after a snap suplex, locks in an abdominal stretch. Looking to gain a little advantage, he grabs the ropes for leverage. This continues for a few minutes before the referee finally notices and pulls the two men apart. This enrages Thunder, who shoves the referee into the corner. Instead of attacking him, he decides to go back on the attack. As soon as he turns around, he walks into a yakuza kick.
Matthew Werner: Thunder’s out cold after that.
Matt Steel: This is the opening Obo’s been looking for. He can probably put Thunder away here.
Now on the offensive, Obo hits a fisherman buster and then climbs the top rope. This leads to him hitting the Rise of the Dead and going for a pin.
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Kickout by Thunder. Frustrated that his own finishing move wasn’t enough, Obo decides to bring in the heavy artillery. He sets Thunder up in the tree of woe position and hits the Apocalyptic Era. He follows it up with a cover.
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Another kickout by Thunder.
Matthew Werner: It’s really hard to believe. Thunder has kicked out of everything Obo’s got.
Matt Steel: It’s got to be getting to him at this point.
Obo climbs the top rope for another attack. At the same time, Thunder reaches his feet. As Obo flies through the air, Thunder hits him with a superkick. He sets him up for Thunder & Lightning, but Obo slips out from behind. Obo then attempts a yakuza kick, but Thunder moves and locks in the Million Dollar Dream. He fights, clutching to grab onto the ropes. Eventually he is able to get his feet to the turnbuckle, where he pushes off, causing both men to tumble to the mat. Despite that, Thunder is able to keep the Million Dollar Dream locked in. After a few more seconds on the mat, Obo has no choice but to tap out.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Matthew Werner: What a huge victory for Thunder. It’s sure to give him a lot of confidence going into—
Matt Steel: Shut up. Somebody just jumped the barricade.
Yukio Blaze, brandishing a chair is standing outside the ring, staring at the two men in the ring. Soon he slides into the ring, where Thunder is about to attack him, but Blaze threatens him with the chair and Thunder soon backs off. The man uses the chair to hit Obo in the head not once but three times. From there, he stares down Thunder. He appears ready to strike but instead only produces a piece of paper that he hands to him.
Matthew Werner: Whoa, it's Yukio Blaze.
Matt Steel: Yeah, didn't see that one coming.
Matthew Werner: For sure.
Matt Steel: Yup.
Blaze exits the ring as Thunder peeks at the paper handed to him. After only a brief moment a look of frustration comes over Thunder's face and he drops the paper. We close in on the fallen paper which reveals itself as a contract, signing Yukio Blaze to the World Title Match at Attack! Of The Little Green Men. We fade...
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Post by Swarm on May 14, 2008 19:27:57 GMT -5
Word.
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Yukio Blaze
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Post by Yukio Blaze on May 14, 2008 19:47:14 GMT -5
Guess who is back!!!!!!!!
Nice results boss and there was a couple things missing from the show, but whatever.
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Post by sonstuds on May 14, 2008 19:57:44 GMT -5
Nice results boss and there was a couple things missing from the show, but whatever. If things aren't sent to all the owners then it's really just a gamble on whether or not they'll actually be included. RPer of the week; Flamez even though his matches weren't actually posted. I'll probably just change the names and use them at a later date. |
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Post by bad guy™ on May 14, 2008 20:07:27 GMT -5
Ok. I will admit. I love the RMT shots at me and Williams.  And Yukio cashing in his contract? Should prove to be interesting...... Glad to see Saku advance though. I see him in the finals, easy (no offense, Roberts). Congrats to all. |
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Post by Calvin on May 14, 2008 21:27:03 GMT -5
I'll have to read these when im sober. but good work man.
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Post by One Love on May 15, 2008 5:24:23 GMT -5
For the second show in a row, where is my promo? EDIT: I did send to all 3.
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Post by zombiesx on May 15, 2008 5:25:02 GMT -5
Nice work man.
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Post by recklessmatten on May 15, 2008 7:56:54 GMT -5
Nice results.
Nice impact i made ^^
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Post by Drakz on May 15, 2008 10:26:32 GMT -5
Nice results, Alex and DGX vs Biggles and Chris G and Saku vs Wez were very well written. Loved the child hiding behind his Mum during Trace Demon's promo hahaha
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Post by Calvin on May 15, 2008 11:19:18 GMT -5
Nice results, Alex and DGX vs Biggles and Chris G and Saku vs Wez were very well written. Loved the child hiding behind his Mum during Trace Demon's promo hahaha you don't think my matches are good  |
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Post by sonstuds on May 15, 2008 11:27:30 GMT -5
For the second show in a row, where is my promo? EDIT: I did send to all 3. Not this week you didn't. Unless we're talking about one you sent for the Loaded before this. |
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Post by One Love on May 15, 2008 14:29:39 GMT -5
I know I sent all owners a promo, the name change one. Unless of course Al decided to go with the plan he wanted and I didn't, in which case I'd be pissed.
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Post by sonstuds on May 15, 2008 15:01:11 GMT -5
I know I sent all owners a promo, the name change one. When Al asked me what promos there were I was really only thinking about this week so yours completely skipped my mind because it was sent nearly a month ago. My bad I guess. We could probably just put it in next week unless there's an issue I can't think of or it's not what you want. |
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Post by One Love on May 15, 2008 15:46:18 GMT -5
I really needed it in this weeks as a build up.
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