Post by karobrokaro on May 25, 2008 0:05:18 GMT -5
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Antonio Mendes Vs. Thiago Silva
Out first is Antonio Mendes to a New F.K.U.-Freddy Kreuggers Underware jam. Pretty fantastic. Thiago Silva's coming out to a "My Boo" cover sang by David Archueleta in Brazilian for his new Mixtape. Interesting. Shout out to Tommy Boy, Rip Chris Farley.
Rd. 1
Silva works past some brutal kicks thrown by Antonio early on. Now that this fight has hit the ground it's looking a lot similar to the Thiago/Alexander fight. Very impressive victory. He absolutely punished Antonio and outclassed him when it got to the ground. Thiago Picks up the victory by Tapout due to strikes.
Thiago Rd.1 Submission due to Strikes
Tito Ortiz Vs. Lyoto Machida
Tito Ortiz is escourted to the ring with a fatter Samoa Joe and Half Of M.O.M-Men on a Mission, the one that wasnt Mabel. Lyoto is coming out to a N.E.R.D remix of "Everybody Dance Now". I'll be honest, im dancing, dancing my lips around my beer.
Rd.1
It's absolutely electric. Lyoto is first to strike, landing two kicks early on. Tito looking to feel him out and fake the takedown possibly looking to land on the feet. Tito shoots and Lyoto fights him off. Lyoto lands another leg kick. Tito looks to shoot again and Lyoto pushes him away and has none of it. Lyoto throws a front kick and tito catches it and looks for a takedown. Lyoto pushes him off again. The crowd is chanting "Frito, Frito" obviously they are in dire need of some frito boats. Lyoto lands a nice head kick and a body kick to follow up on it. Tito looks to clinch up and take him down again, Lyoto pushes him away and batters him with more leg kicks, then a quick right kick. This guy fighting is like me as Ryu fighting boxing someone in the corner on street fighter II. 10-9 Lyoto
Rd. 2
Lyoto early out with leg kicks. Crowd still awaiting for their "Fritos, Fritos" and letting the UFC know it shouting loudly. Lyoto is dodging everything Tito throws like the Agent from the Matrix. Lyoto lands a Sweetchin Music Kick on Ortiz and another inside leg kick. Lyoto is absolutely picking him apart. Another leg kick by Lyoto. Tito looks for a shoot, and Lyotos Sprawls out and stands back up. This has to be frustrating to Ortiz. Lyoto with a big Flying knee to Titos Huge Temple Crystal Skull Noggin. Tito taunts Lyoto and Lyoto rushes in on him and lands a couple of nice shots. Yves passed Frito a blade and now he's juiced. End of round. 10-9 Lyoto
rd. 3
Lyoto is dancing around the octagon as Frito tries to catch up with him and actually do something besides make himself look like an ass. Yves lavigne takes a nasty ref bump by the Invisible Rock. Tito shoots again, Lyoto has none of it. Tito has him in the clinch and is landing some nice knees. He's throwing some nice inside punches. Lyoto looks hurt and Frito looks for another takedown, still Lyoto has none of it. Both men hugging eachother against the fence. Yves breaks them apart and restarts in the middle. Lyoto with another flying knee and Frito is down, Lyoto pounces on him and is pounding his Crystal Skull. Surprisingly no stoppage called. Lyoto now in Fritos guard and is pounding him. Tito is stealing a move from the Undertaker and has it sunk in deep as the round finishes. Wow that was close. Tito nearly had it won in the last seconds of the round but Lyoto was able to escape it and show why he is the better fighter and possess the "samurai spirit". 10-9 Lyoto
Lyoto Machida Via Unam Decision
Post-fight Lyoto calls Frito, Cheeto. Pretty hilarious. Lolz. Tito talks about moving on past the UFC and going to fight for someone else. He confirms that this isnt his last fight in the UFC, and plugs his book tour. Titos getting more talk time than Lyoto, someone Flair him at Hall of Fame.
Goran Reljic Vs. Wilson Gouveia
The ROck, The ROCK THE ROCK. "Seriously White Teeth, a Serious Cool Dude bro" he looks a lot like Fire Marshall Bill, i honestly never see this guy coming back to wrestling unless he takes some advice from Sherk and Roids Up^!
Rd. 1
Wilson with a nice inside leg kick early on. Reljic loading up big time on his shots. Wilson throws another inside leg kick and Goran throws a huge high kic at Wilson. Goran throws three HUGE high kicks on Wilson. Goran with a big left body kick of his own. Goran with another huge high kick. Wilson lands a few shots of his own and both men feeling eachother out again looking for an opening. Goran with a straight and counters Wilsons leg kick with a big Body kick. Goran is throwing big shots, hopefully he doesnt gas. Goran throws another two head kicks that make Wilson wince as he's blocking these. Wilson starts to land with shots of his own, now unloading and Goran hits a flying guard pull. Goran is now looking for an omaplata. Round ends. 10-9 Wilson, but this was a close close round.
Rd. 2
Goran throws another high kick a minute into the first round. Wilson blocks it but has been feeling it now. Goran looks for another body shot and Wilson throws a flurry and drops Goran to the ground, Wilson is pummeling him now against the fence and landing some big shots. It looks like Goran is gassed and Wilson is looking to pass to punish him some more. Wilson allows him to get back up and makes Goran eat a big right. Goran catches Wilson with a big left on the temple and drops Wilson and Goran is punishing him. For some reason Herb hasnt stopped it. Goran continues to rain down hammerfists and about 30 unaswered shots on Wilson. Herb finally stops the fight.
Goran Via Tko Ref Stoppage Rd. 2
Christian Wellisch Vs. Shane Carwin
Rd. 1
Carwin early with some brutal big shots. Carwin is looking to put Christian away early here. Christian connects with a big shot and overhand. Carwin lands a vicious vicious overhands shot that sends Christians mouth piece flying and Christian to the Mat. Very impressive Debut by Carwin.
Carwin Via Tko/Ko Rd. 1
Vanderlai Silva Vs. Keith Jardine
Jardine out to Rodney The Pipers music. Bring out the Glowsticks Vanderlai's Coming. Rave Rave Raveeee, it's a Sandstormmmm. Hopefully they test for Ecstasy in the UFC. Jardine out stares Wandy in the staredown.
Rd.1
Silva early on drops him and Silva gets on top of him and is pounding him out. Why The Mazz hasnt stopped this yet, i have no idea. Wandy just killed him. Who called Wandy by death?
The Rock gives him a standing ovation. This fight was over within a few seconds. Wandy unloaded with a brutal flurry that puts him down and out, then he picks him up with a big uppercut and puts him back down then jumps on him on the ground and unloaded with punches in bunches, this is The Axe Murderer people talked about. A HUGE HUGE WIN FOR HIM.
Wandy Via Muder Death Kill(MDK) Ref Stoppage KO Rd. 1
Rousimar Palhares Vs. Ivan Salaverry
Rd. 1
Rousimar early with a big head kick and takes the fight down to the ground and is in sidecontrol. Rousimar passes to full mount with ease and looks for a RNC. Ivan's able to get hand control and stop it from getting completely sunk in. Ivan looks to escape and Rousimar throws on a quick fluid armbar transition that immediately prompts Ivan Salaverry to tap the Canvas. Very big win for him. Basically the exact opposite as i called it, go Ivan for proving me wrong again!
Rousimar Via Armbar Submission Rd. 1
Sean Sherk Vs. Bj Penn
Let's get ready for History in the Making!
Rd. 1
Sherk early with a takedown attempt and Bj stuffs it. Bj lands a nice shot early on. Bj using his reach to his advantage landing shots on Sherk and moving back out. Sherk lands a nice shot and Bj responds with three shots of his own on Sherk. Sherk lands a nice straight and looks to clinch with Bj. Sherk with another nice overhand. Bj rocks Sherk with a few jabs and straights, really playing up the reach advantage. Bj's peppering him with jabs over and over. Bj with a big right hand followed with a nice jab. Sherk with a leg kick and looks to clinch and Bj lands some inside hits and pushes him away. Both men are exchanging knees close up with Bj firing off some more jabs. End of round. 10-9 Bj
Sherk's got a big mouse underneath his right eye right now.
Rd. 2
Both men exchanging jabs early on and Sherk keeps looking to land a hook. Sherks landing some nice leg kicks. Nice combination by Bj and some nice inside exchange with Bj firing knees off into Sherks face. Crowd is chanting steriods. Bj is getting the better of all of these exchanges right now landing some nice shots and showing great head movement. This fight has yet to hit the ground. Sherk keeps looking for a left hook. Bj keeps throwing his jab and popping back out of the pocket. Sherk keeps easing forward and into Bj's game as his face is starting to show it. Sherk with a nice leg kick and Bj responds with a nice counter right. Sherk is cut below both eyes and over his right eye. Sherk finally lands a nice left hook. Bj answers with a nice leg kick of his own. Sherk looks for the takedown and Bj throws knees to Seans face for his effort. End of round. 10-9 Bj
Rd. 3
Both men snapping their punches, this is turning into a glorified boxing match, and a very sloppy one at that. Bj looks for a takedown of his own, Sherk stuffs it but eats a few shots for his troubles. Sherk lands a nice hook combination of his own that Bj responds to. Bj lands a nice straight to Sherks jaw. Sherk with an inside leg kick as the action is slowing down. Bj punishes him and "Uno" Rushes him at the end of Rd.3. Why the hell didnt this get stopped. Sherk is down and out. Mario finally makes it official, Penn picks up a BIG WIN. Let's see him back at the top of the 155lb Division Rankings. Brutal brutal K.O. at the end, he lands a left hand then a right hand then follows with a big flying knee that throws him into the cage and he jumps on top of him and throws multiple hammerfists on a visably out Sherk as the horn sounds.
Winner and now undisputed Light-Weight Champion of The World
BJ Penn Via TKO MDK Rd. 3
Post-fight Penn Calls out GSP and Sherk acknowledges that he didnt even know what was going on at the end of Rd.3. Clearly he wasnt able to continue after that eruption from BJ.
Yoshiuki Yoshida Vs. Jon Koppenhaver
Rd. 1
Yoshida early on with a Beautiful Judo Throw Bro. Yoshida has him in a deep Guillotine. Yoshida rolls with it and turns it into an Anaconda Choke and puts Koppenhaver out. Herb has to step in and halt the bout as Jon is completly out laying on the canvas less than a minute into the bout.
Yoshiuki Yoshida Via Anaconda Choke Submission Rd. 1
Rameau Sokoudjou Vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura
Rd. 1
Sokoudjou early with some leg kicks. Nakamura looking to rush in and land some punches of his own. Sokoudjou is landing some huge leg kicks and a big body kick right now on both sides of Nakamura. Again with a nice body kick followed by another nice leg kick by Sokoudjou. Sokoudjou with a big flying downwards superman punch. Sokoudjou is looking to unload. Nakamura lands a nice flying knee and is pushed off by Sokoudjou. Nakamura keeps diving in and being thrown off by the ticking time bomb Sokoudjou. Sokoudjou with another nice leg kick. Crowd starts to shower both men with boos. Nakamura thinks flying knee again missed from miles away. Sokoudjou lands another leg kick. Nakamura dives in again with a left hook. Sokoudjou with an inside kick. Sokoudjou with a big body shot that floors Nakamura. Sokoudjou floors him and pounces on top of him landing some brutal brutal shots on top of Nakamura. End of Round. The MAZZ is the judge, so no stoppage of course. Nakamura's leg buckled as he was floored and he can not continue as his corner throws in the towel and he is physically dazed and in no shape to continue.
Sokoudjou Via Tko Stoppage Rd. 1
Hopefully you all enjoyed tonights fantastic fight card. We were privy to more fights than i can remember ever being televised on a UFC card in the past few years. Awesome, Awesome fight card tonight. Only two fights went the distance and that's something worth talking about.
I'll see you all next week as im gonna be interviewing Kimbo Slice early next week and hopefully i'll have the transcript up ASAP. It shall be absolutely hilarious. Im already excited for The Spectacular Elite XC card. This is the first network television offering of MMA. Everyone needs to tune in if you're a fan of MMA. If you appreciate the sport and want to see it continue to excel make sure to tune in. This can/will potentially open up the possibilities for the sport to explode more and more and get even bigger and bigger. Imagine UFC on FOX. Next Weekends big, The EXC show on saturday and then the always fantastic WEC offering on Sunday.
Send me your feedback to tonights card @ Leviathancity@gmail.com
Antonio Mendes Vs. Thiago Silva
Out first is Antonio Mendes to a New F.K.U.-Freddy Kreuggers Underware jam. Pretty fantastic. Thiago Silva's coming out to a "My Boo" cover sang by David Archueleta in Brazilian for his new Mixtape. Interesting. Shout out to Tommy Boy, Rip Chris Farley.
Rd. 1
Silva works past some brutal kicks thrown by Antonio early on. Now that this fight has hit the ground it's looking a lot similar to the Thiago/Alexander fight. Very impressive victory. He absolutely punished Antonio and outclassed him when it got to the ground. Thiago Picks up the victory by Tapout due to strikes.
Thiago Rd.1 Submission due to Strikes
Tito Ortiz Vs. Lyoto Machida
Tito Ortiz is escourted to the ring with a fatter Samoa Joe and Half Of M.O.M-Men on a Mission, the one that wasnt Mabel. Lyoto is coming out to a N.E.R.D remix of "Everybody Dance Now". I'll be honest, im dancing, dancing my lips around my beer.
Rd.1
It's absolutely electric. Lyoto is first to strike, landing two kicks early on. Tito looking to feel him out and fake the takedown possibly looking to land on the feet. Tito shoots and Lyoto fights him off. Lyoto lands another leg kick. Tito looks to shoot again and Lyoto pushes him away and has none of it. Lyoto throws a front kick and tito catches it and looks for a takedown. Lyoto pushes him off again. The crowd is chanting "Frito, Frito" obviously they are in dire need of some frito boats. Lyoto lands a nice head kick and a body kick to follow up on it. Tito looks to clinch up and take him down again, Lyoto pushes him away and batters him with more leg kicks, then a quick right kick. This guy fighting is like me as Ryu fighting boxing someone in the corner on street fighter II. 10-9 Lyoto
Rd. 2
Lyoto early out with leg kicks. Crowd still awaiting for their "Fritos, Fritos" and letting the UFC know it shouting loudly. Lyoto is dodging everything Tito throws like the Agent from the Matrix. Lyoto lands a Sweetchin Music Kick on Ortiz and another inside leg kick. Lyoto is absolutely picking him apart. Another leg kick by Lyoto. Tito looks for a shoot, and Lyotos Sprawls out and stands back up. This has to be frustrating to Ortiz. Lyoto with a big Flying knee to Titos Huge Temple Crystal Skull Noggin. Tito taunts Lyoto and Lyoto rushes in on him and lands a couple of nice shots. Yves passed Frito a blade and now he's juiced. End of round. 10-9 Lyoto
rd. 3
Lyoto is dancing around the octagon as Frito tries to catch up with him and actually do something besides make himself look like an ass. Yves lavigne takes a nasty ref bump by the Invisible Rock. Tito shoots again, Lyoto has none of it. Tito has him in the clinch and is landing some nice knees. He's throwing some nice inside punches. Lyoto looks hurt and Frito looks for another takedown, still Lyoto has none of it. Both men hugging eachother against the fence. Yves breaks them apart and restarts in the middle. Lyoto with another flying knee and Frito is down, Lyoto pounces on him and is pounding his Crystal Skull. Surprisingly no stoppage called. Lyoto now in Fritos guard and is pounding him. Tito is stealing a move from the Undertaker and has it sunk in deep as the round finishes. Wow that was close. Tito nearly had it won in the last seconds of the round but Lyoto was able to escape it and show why he is the better fighter and possess the "samurai spirit". 10-9 Lyoto
Lyoto Machida Via Unam Decision
Post-fight Lyoto calls Frito, Cheeto. Pretty hilarious. Lolz. Tito talks about moving on past the UFC and going to fight for someone else. He confirms that this isnt his last fight in the UFC, and plugs his book tour. Titos getting more talk time than Lyoto, someone Flair him at Hall of Fame.
Goran Reljic Vs. Wilson Gouveia
The ROck, The ROCK THE ROCK. "Seriously White Teeth, a Serious Cool Dude bro" he looks a lot like Fire Marshall Bill, i honestly never see this guy coming back to wrestling unless he takes some advice from Sherk and Roids Up^!
Rd. 1
Wilson with a nice inside leg kick early on. Reljic loading up big time on his shots. Wilson throws another inside leg kick and Goran throws a huge high kic at Wilson. Goran throws three HUGE high kicks on Wilson. Goran with a big left body kick of his own. Goran with another huge high kick. Wilson lands a few shots of his own and both men feeling eachother out again looking for an opening. Goran with a straight and counters Wilsons leg kick with a big Body kick. Goran is throwing big shots, hopefully he doesnt gas. Goran throws another two head kicks that make Wilson wince as he's blocking these. Wilson starts to land with shots of his own, now unloading and Goran hits a flying guard pull. Goran is now looking for an omaplata. Round ends. 10-9 Wilson, but this was a close close round.
Rd. 2
Goran throws another high kick a minute into the first round. Wilson blocks it but has been feeling it now. Goran looks for another body shot and Wilson throws a flurry and drops Goran to the ground, Wilson is pummeling him now against the fence and landing some big shots. It looks like Goran is gassed and Wilson is looking to pass to punish him some more. Wilson allows him to get back up and makes Goran eat a big right. Goran catches Wilson with a big left on the temple and drops Wilson and Goran is punishing him. For some reason Herb hasnt stopped it. Goran continues to rain down hammerfists and about 30 unaswered shots on Wilson. Herb finally stops the fight.
Goran Via Tko Ref Stoppage Rd. 2
Christian Wellisch Vs. Shane Carwin
Rd. 1
Carwin early with some brutal big shots. Carwin is looking to put Christian away early here. Christian connects with a big shot and overhand. Carwin lands a vicious vicious overhands shot that sends Christians mouth piece flying and Christian to the Mat. Very impressive Debut by Carwin.
Carwin Via Tko/Ko Rd. 1
Vanderlai Silva Vs. Keith Jardine
Jardine out to Rodney The Pipers music. Bring out the Glowsticks Vanderlai's Coming. Rave Rave Raveeee, it's a Sandstormmmm. Hopefully they test for Ecstasy in the UFC. Jardine out stares Wandy in the staredown.
Rd.1
Silva early on drops him and Silva gets on top of him and is pounding him out. Why The Mazz hasnt stopped this yet, i have no idea. Wandy just killed him. Who called Wandy by death?
The Rock gives him a standing ovation. This fight was over within a few seconds. Wandy unloaded with a brutal flurry that puts him down and out, then he picks him up with a big uppercut and puts him back down then jumps on him on the ground and unloaded with punches in bunches, this is The Axe Murderer people talked about. A HUGE HUGE WIN FOR HIM.Wandy Via Muder Death Kill(MDK) Ref Stoppage KO Rd. 1
Rousimar Palhares Vs. Ivan Salaverry
Rd. 1
Rousimar early with a big head kick and takes the fight down to the ground and is in sidecontrol. Rousimar passes to full mount with ease and looks for a RNC. Ivan's able to get hand control and stop it from getting completely sunk in. Ivan looks to escape and Rousimar throws on a quick fluid armbar transition that immediately prompts Ivan Salaverry to tap the Canvas. Very big win for him. Basically the exact opposite as i called it, go Ivan for proving me wrong again!
Rousimar Via Armbar Submission Rd. 1
Sean Sherk Vs. Bj Penn
Let's get ready for History in the Making!
Rd. 1
Sherk early with a takedown attempt and Bj stuffs it. Bj lands a nice shot early on. Bj using his reach to his advantage landing shots on Sherk and moving back out. Sherk lands a nice shot and Bj responds with three shots of his own on Sherk. Sherk lands a nice straight and looks to clinch with Bj. Sherk with another nice overhand. Bj rocks Sherk with a few jabs and straights, really playing up the reach advantage. Bj's peppering him with jabs over and over. Bj with a big right hand followed with a nice jab. Sherk with a leg kick and looks to clinch and Bj lands some inside hits and pushes him away. Both men are exchanging knees close up with Bj firing off some more jabs. End of round. 10-9 Bj
Sherk's got a big mouse underneath his right eye right now.
Rd. 2
Both men exchanging jabs early on and Sherk keeps looking to land a hook. Sherks landing some nice leg kicks. Nice combination by Bj and some nice inside exchange with Bj firing knees off into Sherks face. Crowd is chanting steriods. Bj is getting the better of all of these exchanges right now landing some nice shots and showing great head movement. This fight has yet to hit the ground. Sherk keeps looking for a left hook. Bj keeps throwing his jab and popping back out of the pocket. Sherk keeps easing forward and into Bj's game as his face is starting to show it. Sherk with a nice leg kick and Bj responds with a nice counter right. Sherk is cut below both eyes and over his right eye. Sherk finally lands a nice left hook. Bj answers with a nice leg kick of his own. Sherk looks for the takedown and Bj throws knees to Seans face for his effort. End of round. 10-9 Bj
Rd. 3
Both men snapping their punches, this is turning into a glorified boxing match, and a very sloppy one at that. Bj looks for a takedown of his own, Sherk stuffs it but eats a few shots for his troubles. Sherk lands a nice hook combination of his own that Bj responds to. Bj lands a nice straight to Sherks jaw. Sherk with an inside leg kick as the action is slowing down. Bj punishes him and "Uno" Rushes him at the end of Rd.3. Why the hell didnt this get stopped. Sherk is down and out. Mario finally makes it official, Penn picks up a BIG WIN. Let's see him back at the top of the 155lb Division Rankings. Brutal brutal K.O. at the end, he lands a left hand then a right hand then follows with a big flying knee that throws him into the cage and he jumps on top of him and throws multiple hammerfists on a visably out Sherk as the horn sounds.
Winner and now undisputed Light-Weight Champion of The World
BJ Penn Via TKO MDK Rd. 3
Post-fight Penn Calls out GSP and Sherk acknowledges that he didnt even know what was going on at the end of Rd.3. Clearly he wasnt able to continue after that eruption from BJ.
Yoshiuki Yoshida Vs. Jon Koppenhaver
Rd. 1
Yoshida early on with a Beautiful Judo Throw Bro. Yoshida has him in a deep Guillotine. Yoshida rolls with it and turns it into an Anaconda Choke and puts Koppenhaver out. Herb has to step in and halt the bout as Jon is completly out laying on the canvas less than a minute into the bout.
Yoshiuki Yoshida Via Anaconda Choke Submission Rd. 1
Rameau Sokoudjou Vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura
Rd. 1
Sokoudjou early with some leg kicks. Nakamura looking to rush in and land some punches of his own. Sokoudjou is landing some huge leg kicks and a big body kick right now on both sides of Nakamura. Again with a nice body kick followed by another nice leg kick by Sokoudjou. Sokoudjou with a big flying downwards superman punch. Sokoudjou is looking to unload. Nakamura lands a nice flying knee and is pushed off by Sokoudjou. Nakamura keeps diving in and being thrown off by the ticking time bomb Sokoudjou. Sokoudjou with another nice leg kick. Crowd starts to shower both men with boos. Nakamura thinks flying knee again missed from miles away. Sokoudjou lands another leg kick. Nakamura dives in again with a left hook. Sokoudjou with an inside kick. Sokoudjou with a big body shot that floors Nakamura. Sokoudjou floors him and pounces on top of him landing some brutal brutal shots on top of Nakamura. End of Round. The MAZZ is the judge, so no stoppage of course. Nakamura's leg buckled as he was floored and he can not continue as his corner throws in the towel and he is physically dazed and in no shape to continue.
Sokoudjou Via Tko Stoppage Rd. 1
Hopefully you all enjoyed tonights fantastic fight card. We were privy to more fights than i can remember ever being televised on a UFC card in the past few years. Awesome, Awesome fight card tonight. Only two fights went the distance and that's something worth talking about.
I'll see you all next week as im gonna be interviewing Kimbo Slice early next week and hopefully i'll have the transcript up ASAP. It shall be absolutely hilarious. Im already excited for The Spectacular Elite XC card. This is the first network television offering of MMA. Everyone needs to tune in if you're a fan of MMA. If you appreciate the sport and want to see it continue to excel make sure to tune in. This can/will potentially open up the possibilities for the sport to explode more and more and get even bigger and bigger. Imagine UFC on FOX. Next Weekends big, The EXC show on saturday and then the always fantastic WEC offering on Sunday.
Send me your feedback to tonights card @ Leviathancity@gmail.com
