Post by perilloboy123 on Jun 15, 2008 15:15:31 GMT -5
Source: CHIKARAFans.com
Since no one posted these results, I figured that I should. I'll be sure to update this post with tonight's YLC results by midnight.
As far as my opinions go, Ultimo Breakfast sounds like a pretty funny gimmick, the ONST/Quackenbush angle sounds really interesting, and I'm expecting Gerard to win the Cup.
Young Lions Cup VI: Night One
LIVE! from the Hellertown Star Lanes
June 13, 2008
Preshow Notes: We're HERE. Attendance seems to be a bit slow, but hopefully it'll pick up soon. HUGFAIREE IZ HERRRRRE!!!!!11!!1! Carolina Jim is also in the house! More sound issue problems, as it seems there's an alien invasion being communicated via static and high pitched morse code.
...and WE'RE ON! Louden Noxious has his guitar again, and he has a new song: "Young Lions Just Wanna Have Fun". A charming tune! The typical opening ceremony takes place, with CAW's unveiling...he is now ULTIMO BREAKFAST! Pictures sent to Dan ASAP.
Attendance around 130.
1. Amasis vs Ultimo Breakfast Judging by his gear, Ultimo Breakfast MAY be Egg Omelette! Bacon seems to be the primary meat of this breakfast too... Amasis wins with the Twist of Funk, not too bad. Many food references to come!
2. Ethan Page vs Pelle Primeau Two great men. Pelle did some awesome flippydo's and Ethan hit on women and yelled at Whittle. A true jerk. Some great stuff, Pelle will be hard to top as MVP of the night with this performance. Pelle wins with a schoolboy. Fun times!
--- NOTE: Phone signal issues, sorry for lag. Passing along word to Odessasteps to send in stuff.
3. Vin Gerard vs Sami Callihan Vin wins via STF. Okay match, though there isn't much to say. Sami was okay aside from when he'd be really indy and call his spots. Not bad, but nothing to write home about.
4. Sugarfoot vs Pinkie Sanchez Pinkie advances. Not all that great. Sugarfoot didn't get music, which I was going to say was because he is so ****, but then Jimmy and Stup didn't so... Just a lack of chemistry really.
5. Drake Younger vs James Ross Drake wins via Drake's Landing. Ross is bad, just bad. No charisma, and even though he got his ass kicked, he should be happy as **** to have been in there with Drake because were it not for the great job he did, the crowd would've been much more displeased. Good match, but 110% Drake's doing.
6. Jimmy Olsen vs Stupefied CALLED IT. STUP WITH THE UPSET WITH THE FINAL SMASH. Awesome match. Shame this couldn't have ended with one of them getting bounced from the tourney, because they're both so great. Top stuff so far.
7. The Colony vs The Fabulous Three Hawke now has USA themed gear, oddly enough. This match is textbook awesome, as expected, with the Fabs just being the most evil heels since ever. Shayne Hawke pins Fire Ant following a Tomahawke. Good little match.
8. The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple vs Team FIST All you need to know is that the greatest chain submission spot in CHIKARA history took place here. Just...insane. A surprisingly (mostly) serious match that actually worked really well. Donst and Hydra pin Chucky T.
9. Young Lions Cup Semi-Final: Amasis vs Pelle Primeau vs Vin Gerard vs Pinkie Sanchez vs Drake Younger vs Stupefied So many great men, and then there's Equinox. Who woulda thought that geek would be here this time last year? MADNESS ENSUES early on with men flying and brawling and doing diving butt stomps. Pinkie's head got busted open bad, which may have led to the downfall of the Fonda Warrior, as Amasis eliminates Pinkie.
Eliminated: Pinkie Sanchez
Pelle and Drake go at it hard, trading some sick shots. Drake eliminates Pelle with Drake's Landing, then Vin Gerard rolls up Drake.
Eliminated: Pelle Primeau and Drake Younger
All three men go after one another. Pure insanity, and in the midst, Stupefied eliminates Amasis.
Elimated: Amasis
After going back and forth, Stup attempted the Final Smash, but Vin managed to push his weight down and put Stup on the ground for the STF and the winner is Vin Gerard. BOOOOO!
LIVE! from the Hellertown Star Lanes
June 13, 2008
Preshow Notes: We're HERE. Attendance seems to be a bit slow, but hopefully it'll pick up soon. HUGFAIREE IZ HERRRRRE!!!!!11!!1! Carolina Jim is also in the house! More sound issue problems, as it seems there's an alien invasion being communicated via static and high pitched morse code.
...and WE'RE ON! Louden Noxious has his guitar again, and he has a new song: "Young Lions Just Wanna Have Fun". A charming tune! The typical opening ceremony takes place, with CAW's unveiling...he is now ULTIMO BREAKFAST! Pictures sent to Dan ASAP.
Attendance around 130.
1. Amasis vs Ultimo Breakfast Judging by his gear, Ultimo Breakfast MAY be Egg Omelette! Bacon seems to be the primary meat of this breakfast too... Amasis wins with the Twist of Funk, not too bad. Many food references to come!
2. Ethan Page vs Pelle Primeau Two great men. Pelle did some awesome flippydo's and Ethan hit on women and yelled at Whittle. A true jerk. Some great stuff, Pelle will be hard to top as MVP of the night with this performance. Pelle wins with a schoolboy. Fun times!
--- NOTE: Phone signal issues, sorry for lag. Passing along word to Odessasteps to send in stuff.
3. Vin Gerard vs Sami Callihan Vin wins via STF. Okay match, though there isn't much to say. Sami was okay aside from when he'd be really indy and call his spots. Not bad, but nothing to write home about.
4. Sugarfoot vs Pinkie Sanchez Pinkie advances. Not all that great. Sugarfoot didn't get music, which I was going to say was because he is so ****, but then Jimmy and Stup didn't so... Just a lack of chemistry really.
5. Drake Younger vs James Ross Drake wins via Drake's Landing. Ross is bad, just bad. No charisma, and even though he got his ass kicked, he should be happy as **** to have been in there with Drake because were it not for the great job he did, the crowd would've been much more displeased. Good match, but 110% Drake's doing.
6. Jimmy Olsen vs Stupefied CALLED IT. STUP WITH THE UPSET WITH THE FINAL SMASH. Awesome match. Shame this couldn't have ended with one of them getting bounced from the tourney, because they're both so great. Top stuff so far.
7. The Colony vs The Fabulous Three Hawke now has USA themed gear, oddly enough. This match is textbook awesome, as expected, with the Fabs just being the most evil heels since ever. Shayne Hawke pins Fire Ant following a Tomahawke. Good little match.
8. The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple vs Team FIST All you need to know is that the greatest chain submission spot in CHIKARA history took place here. Just...insane. A surprisingly (mostly) serious match that actually worked really well. Donst and Hydra pin Chucky T.
9. Young Lions Cup Semi-Final: Amasis vs Pelle Primeau vs Vin Gerard vs Pinkie Sanchez vs Drake Younger vs Stupefied So many great men, and then there's Equinox. Who woulda thought that geek would be here this time last year? MADNESS ENSUES early on with men flying and brawling and doing diving butt stomps. Pinkie's head got busted open bad, which may have led to the downfall of the Fonda Warrior, as Amasis eliminates Pinkie.
Eliminated: Pinkie Sanchez
Pelle and Drake go at it hard, trading some sick shots. Drake eliminates Pelle with Drake's Landing, then Vin Gerard rolls up Drake.
Eliminated: Pelle Primeau and Drake Younger
All three men go after one another. Pure insanity, and in the midst, Stupefied eliminates Amasis.
Elimated: Amasis
After going back and forth, Stup attempted the Final Smash, but Vin managed to push his weight down and put Stup on the ground for the STF and the winner is Vin Gerard. BOOOOO!
CHIKARA presents "Young Lions Cup VI: Night Two"
LIVE! from Hellertown's own American Legion Hall
June 14, 2008
Preshow Notes: John is DRUNK AND A RESPECTABLE MAN. Great guy. While waiting, Vin Gerard jumped Worker Ant by the bar, leaving the Worker hurt badly.
Opening Ceremony: Jason Blade is out of the tournament and is a weenie. His replacement is Matt Bourne...no. Evan Sydal...no. Christian Faith...yes! The crowd went mild! Worker Ant didn't come out, presumably being treated in the back.
1. Kyle Matthews vs Lince Dorado Really nothing special throughout, just a case of two guys doing moves and no one really cared. Lince wins following an SSP. A true crime committed.
2. Ophidian vs Steve Weiner Ophidian choked the turtle out. Quick and easy, just as we wanted it. Peace out Turtle.
3. Worker Ant vs Chip Day Worker came out on a crutch with Chikarason, who eliminated Worker from the tournament. However, there are two other ants - Fire Ant took the place of Worker. Worker did do commentary by the floor cam. FUN TIMES! Vin Gerard tried to run in but Worker Ant stopped him with his crutch. Fire Ant gets the pin, great stuff.
4. Tim Donst vs Christian Faith Another match that was nothing of note. Faith played up the power guy role, but was really unimpressive. Donst advances via CHIKARA Special.
5. Bobby Dempsey vs Shayne Hawke Comedy galore, all built around Shayne trying to find a plan to topple the giant beast. Shayne Hawke eventually caught him with a rollup to get the quick win.
6. Marshe Rockett vs Johnny Gargano WORLD LOVES MARSHE! And this rules so hard, just some great wrestling. Gargano's working serious heel, just killing the young man. Marshe gets the big win to the semi's with a huge ace crusher. Awesome match!
Intermission!
Big Joe.
7. Super Smash Bros. Vs Lightning Storm AWESOME AWESOME. Quack be Stup flipped, Uno and Stormer kicked the crap out of each other -just flat out ruled. Two very evenly matched teams. Quack be Storm got the win with the sudden help of Tim Donst who whispered something into Quack's ear. After the match, Quack attacked Storm, then looked at Donst and said "You better be sure...". How strange. Three points, by the way.
8. Soul Touchaz vs Neo-Solar Temple If anyone was disappointed by the choice of Mantis and Crossbones as opponents for the Soul Touchaz, you'll have quite the surprise when this hits DVD. They make an awesome heel duo, haters better recognize. Crossbones pins Acid Jaz with the Friggin Sweet Driver for this Temple duo's second point.
One night return to the Reading Coliseum in August!
9. Young Lions Cup VI Semi-Final: Tim Donst vs Ophidian vs Fire Ant vs Lince Dorado vs Shayne Hawke vs Marshe Rockett The antics on the DVD's with Hawke and Ophidian before the match are probably worth the $20 alone. Match starts off with Shayne and Lince, which immediately results in Lince seizure jokes. Ophidian and Marshe up next, two guys that really need to do this whole "wrestle each other" thing more often because they have flow and that was a great tease to potential greatness. Lince and Donst had a bit of an amateur struggle that had Bryce get caught in between waist locks: fun spot. First elimination comes when Lince taps Marshe with the CHIKARA Special.
Eliminated: Marshe Rockett
Ophidian eliminates Lince after a lengthy exchange, then rolls up Donst. Soon after, Fire Ant takes care of Ophidian.
Eliminated: Lince Dorado, Tim Donst and Ophidian
More details later, but Fire Ant and Shayn Hawke ruled. Fire Ant wins with top rope beach break. GREAT.
LIVE! from Hellertown's own American Legion Hall
June 14, 2008
Preshow Notes: John is DRUNK AND A RESPECTABLE MAN. Great guy. While waiting, Vin Gerard jumped Worker Ant by the bar, leaving the Worker hurt badly.
Opening Ceremony: Jason Blade is out of the tournament and is a weenie. His replacement is Matt Bourne...no. Evan Sydal...no. Christian Faith...yes! The crowd went mild! Worker Ant didn't come out, presumably being treated in the back.
1. Kyle Matthews vs Lince Dorado Really nothing special throughout, just a case of two guys doing moves and no one really cared. Lince wins following an SSP. A true crime committed.
2. Ophidian vs Steve Weiner Ophidian choked the turtle out. Quick and easy, just as we wanted it. Peace out Turtle.
3. Worker Ant vs Chip Day Worker came out on a crutch with Chikarason, who eliminated Worker from the tournament. However, there are two other ants - Fire Ant took the place of Worker. Worker did do commentary by the floor cam. FUN TIMES! Vin Gerard tried to run in but Worker Ant stopped him with his crutch. Fire Ant gets the pin, great stuff.
4. Tim Donst vs Christian Faith Another match that was nothing of note. Faith played up the power guy role, but was really unimpressive. Donst advances via CHIKARA Special.
5. Bobby Dempsey vs Shayne Hawke Comedy galore, all built around Shayne trying to find a plan to topple the giant beast. Shayne Hawke eventually caught him with a rollup to get the quick win.
6. Marshe Rockett vs Johnny Gargano WORLD LOVES MARSHE! And this rules so hard, just some great wrestling. Gargano's working serious heel, just killing the young man. Marshe gets the big win to the semi's with a huge ace crusher. Awesome match!
Intermission!
Big Joe. 7. Super Smash Bros. Vs Lightning Storm AWESOME AWESOME. Quack be Stup flipped, Uno and Stormer kicked the crap out of each other -just flat out ruled. Two very evenly matched teams. Quack be Storm got the win with the sudden help of Tim Donst who whispered something into Quack's ear. After the match, Quack attacked Storm, then looked at Donst and said "You better be sure...". How strange. Three points, by the way.
8. Soul Touchaz vs Neo-Solar Temple If anyone was disappointed by the choice of Mantis and Crossbones as opponents for the Soul Touchaz, you'll have quite the surprise when this hits DVD. They make an awesome heel duo, haters better recognize. Crossbones pins Acid Jaz with the Friggin Sweet Driver for this Temple duo's second point.
One night return to the Reading Coliseum in August!
9. Young Lions Cup VI Semi-Final: Tim Donst vs Ophidian vs Fire Ant vs Lince Dorado vs Shayne Hawke vs Marshe Rockett The antics on the DVD's with Hawke and Ophidian before the match are probably worth the $20 alone. Match starts off with Shayne and Lince, which immediately results in Lince seizure jokes. Ophidian and Marshe up next, two guys that really need to do this whole "wrestle each other" thing more often because they have flow and that was a great tease to potential greatness. Lince and Donst had a bit of an amateur struggle that had Bryce get caught in between waist locks: fun spot. First elimination comes when Lince taps Marshe with the CHIKARA Special.
Eliminated: Marshe Rockett
Ophidian eliminates Lince after a lengthy exchange, then rolls up Donst. Soon after, Fire Ant takes care of Ophidian.
Eliminated: Lince Dorado, Tim Donst and Ophidian
More details later, but Fire Ant and Shayn Hawke ruled. Fire Ant wins with top rope beach break. GREAT.
CHIKARA presents "Young Lions Cup VI: Night Three"
LIVE! for the last time from the true home of CHIKARA in Hellertown, PA
June 15, 2008
Preshow Notes: John's sober. Attendance around 150-ish. All ready to go!
1. The Fabulous Three vs Da Soul Touchaz Willie and Mitch start it off, with Willie showing him how to have a little bit of soul, including quite a bit of UGONMAIMEBUIMESUMing. Hawke told them to learn how to speak English - this coming from a French-Canadian. Acid Jaz throws the best punches in the world, just to note. Willie used Mitch's own "they pulled my tights" trick on him but this occasion to great success. Wilie pins Sweeney with the top rope legdrop. Really good trios match, the Touchaz are much better as a trio. After the match, Mitch blamed Sweeney for the loss, full of excuses. Mitch called Sweeney a loser then left. "I'm done with you."
2. Jimmy Olsen vs Lince Dorado No wasting time getting into this one as they went right into each other full force with some ridiculously stiff shots. Not one of Lince's good days. Jimmy worked full rudo, even going after the mask at one point. Jimmy pulls the mask off without Bryce noticing and gets the flash rollup for the win.
Mike Quackenbush interview: Quack asked Chikarason for a few minutes in the ring to apologize. After April's shows, they went to dinner. Donst didn't show due to the Portal stuff. Talk about head injuries. Donst got in touch with Quack afterwards and they made a plan to find out about Hero learning the CHIKARA Special. Donst infiltrated the rudos and found out that, after eight weeks of vegan treats and 80's face paint to find out Shane Storm taught the Special to the rudos. Quack called Storm to the ring, but he never showed up that day. Quack decided the best course of revenge was to go to Storm's house.
3. Team FIST vs Sami Callihan, Steve Weiner and Ultimo Breakfast A memorial chant for Waffle House. Akuma made sure to mention that Breakfast is hated on the Internet. Thanks guys. A chain submission spot - everyone had headscissors until Weiner turned them over for a Boston crab. Sami threatened to stab Icarus, but much to the crowd's dismay, it didn't go down. Akuma and Sami went to war and everything was awesome until Turtle decided to fly. Not his strong suit. Akuma pinned Sami with the Falcon Arrow. Okay match, had some great ups and some BAD downs.
4. Ethan Page vs Tim Donst Ethan Page has his cell phone in his pants, like in the crotch. Donst came out in the cloak but took it off to reveal his US gear and no face paint, though Hydra still came out with him. Strange, until Mantis came out dragged Hydra away angrily. Apparently the phone in his crotch was a remote that he used to rewind the match so he could get the advantage. Donst did a sweet little tope, first te I can remember in a while at least, if not ever. Donst wins with the Donstitution.
5. Sara del Rey and Bobby Dempsey vs The Osirian Portal Amasis proposed marriage to Sara del Rey and to take her back to Egypt to clean his clothes and cook his food. Unfortunately she won't be the queen so Amasis sicced Ophidian on her. The theme to the match seems to be teased domestic abuse as Amasis worked over Sara throughout the match, chastising her for not being his queen. Bobby squashes Ophidian after a fail of a sunset flip. Not bad, but really nothing to write home about.
Intermission~! Ruckus is out for today. September is the Midwest debut.
6. Eddie Kingston vs Soldier Ant If you're into guys hitting each other real hard, this is all you. I mean, Soldier is no Shane Storm, but this was something. Some students not doing their job as King was nice enough to ask us to move before they killed our section dead. King wins via spinning backfist. After the match, Kingston did not take kindly to the BURGER KINGSTON crowns in the crowd.
7. Drake Younger vs Brodie Lee I'm marking already so I won't type much, but really. We all know what happens here. HOLY **** THIS RULED. They beat the crap out of each other and it ruled. Brodie won via The Boot.
8. Super Smash Bros. vs Incoherence Delirious informed Uno that while he is 8-bit, Incoherence is in 1080p. He then had the nerve to claim that the Sega Genesis was better than the NES noting the SegaCD (with Night Trap) and the 32X is superior. They then went back and forth naming game consoles eod Delirious crossed the line saying that Peach is a tramp. Delirious accidentally paused Uno and was thrown off, even blowing in him to get him to work right. THIS RULED. Then they wrestled AND IT RULED. I demand SSB be granted three points ASAP for a rematch. Delirious pins Uno. Good times.
9. Young Lions Cup VI Finals: Vin Gerard vs Fire Ant Fire Ant with new gear that clearly looks like he was attacked by a pack of highlighters. Worker Ant came out to support his brother while on his crutch, and Soldier Ant soon followed. Then Lince...a little bit reminiscent of YLC III. All the masked wrestlers soon roll out to support their boy as he gets beaten down. Fire Ant with a sick fireman's carry off the apron that left Vin out crying to the count of 19. Honest to god, one of the best matches in CHIKARA, Fire Ant wins the Young Lions Cup.
LIVE! for the last time from the true home of CHIKARA in Hellertown, PA
June 15, 2008
Preshow Notes: John's sober. Attendance around 150-ish. All ready to go!
1. The Fabulous Three vs Da Soul Touchaz Willie and Mitch start it off, with Willie showing him how to have a little bit of soul, including quite a bit of UGONMAIMEBUIMESUMing. Hawke told them to learn how to speak English - this coming from a French-Canadian. Acid Jaz throws the best punches in the world, just to note. Willie used Mitch's own "they pulled my tights" trick on him but this occasion to great success. Wilie pins Sweeney with the top rope legdrop. Really good trios match, the Touchaz are much better as a trio. After the match, Mitch blamed Sweeney for the loss, full of excuses. Mitch called Sweeney a loser then left. "I'm done with you."
2. Jimmy Olsen vs Lince Dorado No wasting time getting into this one as they went right into each other full force with some ridiculously stiff shots. Not one of Lince's good days. Jimmy worked full rudo, even going after the mask at one point. Jimmy pulls the mask off without Bryce noticing and gets the flash rollup for the win.
Mike Quackenbush interview: Quack asked Chikarason for a few minutes in the ring to apologize. After April's shows, they went to dinner. Donst didn't show due to the Portal stuff. Talk about head injuries. Donst got in touch with Quack afterwards and they made a plan to find out about Hero learning the CHIKARA Special. Donst infiltrated the rudos and found out that, after eight weeks of vegan treats and 80's face paint to find out Shane Storm taught the Special to the rudos. Quack called Storm to the ring, but he never showed up that day. Quack decided the best course of revenge was to go to Storm's house.
3. Team FIST vs Sami Callihan, Steve Weiner and Ultimo Breakfast A memorial chant for Waffle House. Akuma made sure to mention that Breakfast is hated on the Internet. Thanks guys. A chain submission spot - everyone had headscissors until Weiner turned them over for a Boston crab. Sami threatened to stab Icarus, but much to the crowd's dismay, it didn't go down. Akuma and Sami went to war and everything was awesome until Turtle decided to fly. Not his strong suit. Akuma pinned Sami with the Falcon Arrow. Okay match, had some great ups and some BAD downs.
4. Ethan Page vs Tim Donst Ethan Page has his cell phone in his pants, like in the crotch. Donst came out in the cloak but took it off to reveal his US gear and no face paint, though Hydra still came out with him. Strange, until Mantis came out dragged Hydra away angrily. Apparently the phone in his crotch was a remote that he used to rewind the match so he could get the advantage. Donst did a sweet little tope, first te I can remember in a while at least, if not ever. Donst wins with the Donstitution.
5. Sara del Rey and Bobby Dempsey vs The Osirian Portal Amasis proposed marriage to Sara del Rey and to take her back to Egypt to clean his clothes and cook his food. Unfortunately she won't be the queen so Amasis sicced Ophidian on her. The theme to the match seems to be teased domestic abuse as Amasis worked over Sara throughout the match, chastising her for not being his queen. Bobby squashes Ophidian after a fail of a sunset flip. Not bad, but really nothing to write home about.
Intermission~! Ruckus is out for today. September is the Midwest debut.
6. Eddie Kingston vs Soldier Ant If you're into guys hitting each other real hard, this is all you. I mean, Soldier is no Shane Storm, but this was something. Some students not doing their job as King was nice enough to ask us to move before they killed our section dead. King wins via spinning backfist. After the match, Kingston did not take kindly to the BURGER KINGSTON crowns in the crowd.
7. Drake Younger vs Brodie Lee I'm marking already so I won't type much, but really. We all know what happens here. HOLY **** THIS RULED. They beat the crap out of each other and it ruled. Brodie won via The Boot.
8. Super Smash Bros. vs Incoherence Delirious informed Uno that while he is 8-bit, Incoherence is in 1080p. He then had the nerve to claim that the Sega Genesis was better than the NES noting the SegaCD (with Night Trap) and the 32X is superior. They then went back and forth naming game consoles eod Delirious crossed the line saying that Peach is a tramp. Delirious accidentally paused Uno and was thrown off, even blowing in him to get him to work right. THIS RULED. Then they wrestled AND IT RULED. I demand SSB be granted three points ASAP for a rematch. Delirious pins Uno. Good times.
9. Young Lions Cup VI Finals: Vin Gerard vs Fire Ant Fire Ant with new gear that clearly looks like he was attacked by a pack of highlighters. Worker Ant came out to support his brother while on his crutch, and Soldier Ant soon followed. Then Lince...a little bit reminiscent of YLC III. All the masked wrestlers soon roll out to support their boy as he gets beaten down. Fire Ant with a sick fireman's carry off the apron that left Vin out crying to the count of 19. Honest to god, one of the best matches in CHIKARA, Fire Ant wins the Young Lions Cup.
Since no one posted these results, I figured that I should. I'll be sure to update this post with tonight's YLC results by midnight.
As far as my opinions go, Ultimo Breakfast sounds like a pretty funny gimmick, the ONST/Quackenbush angle sounds really interesting, and I'm expecting Gerard to win the Cup.
