Post by Jimmy Tissue on Aug 31, 2008 17:03:39 GMT -5
The show comes on with a video of the SAWfed owner giving his speech on the stage's big plasma screen. He is in a dark room and his facial features are masked by the shadows. He begins to talk about highlights of last years SAW Fed event. He states that it has been a year since the first ever SAW fed, but now it is time to return with a vengeance.
At ringside the announcers Mr Jones and James Gibson welcome the viewers to the return of S.A.W wrestling and begin to hype tonight's pay-per-view event.
Paul London vs. "Mean Monkey" Nick Dinsmore
The referee rings the bell for this match to begin as Mean Monkey starts the match off with a sneak attack on London. Mean Monkey sends London into the ropes, London hangs on and Monkey gives him a knee knocking London to the outside. Mean Monkey hits a plancha to the outside and squashes London.
Mean Monkey throws London into the guard railing followed by throwing him up onto the announcers table. Mean Monkey hits a few punches followed pulling him off the table and forcing his head to nail off of it. Mean Monkey throws London to the other guard railing until Londonv fights back getting a purse of some sort from the crowd and nailing it in the face of Hall. London hits a few punches followed by throwing Monkey into the ring post. London throws Mean Monkey back into the ring where Paul backs Mean Monkey into the corner, gets up on the second rope and hits a few punches followed by a monkey flip. London climbs to the top rope and dives off but Mean Monkey hits a midair clothesline on the unlucky London.
After getting a two count, Mean Monkey throws London around the ring for a while. Mean Monkey goes up top attempting the big leg drop but London jumps up there too, fights Mean Monkey and hits a frankensteiner off the top rope onto Mean Monkey! This only gets a two count, much to Paul London's dismay.
London props Mean Monkey up on the top rope again and gives him a big back superplex but Mean Monkey turns it into a crossbody! This also gets a two count, so Mean Monkey then signals for Mean-Cutter but Ultimo Dragon comes out to fight Mean Monkey. As Dragon gets into the ring Mean Monkey takes him down with numerous punches. London then kicks Mean Monkey in the gut and connects with a sunset flip! Mean Monkey kicks out just before a three count. They both get up and London goes for a superkick, but Mean Monkey ducks. As London turns around he gets hit by Mean Monkey with a violent larait! Mean Monkey pins London and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.
Winner: Mean Monkey
Mean Monkey throws London into the guard railing followed by throwing him up onto the announcers table. Mean Monkey hits a few punches followed pulling him off the table and forcing his head to nail off of it. Mean Monkey throws London to the other guard railing until Londonv fights back getting a purse of some sort from the crowd and nailing it in the face of Hall. London hits a few punches followed by throwing Monkey into the ring post. London throws Mean Monkey back into the ring where Paul backs Mean Monkey into the corner, gets up on the second rope and hits a few punches followed by a monkey flip. London climbs to the top rope and dives off but Mean Monkey hits a midair clothesline on the unlucky London.
After getting a two count, Mean Monkey throws London around the ring for a while. Mean Monkey goes up top attempting the big leg drop but London jumps up there too, fights Mean Monkey and hits a frankensteiner off the top rope onto Mean Monkey! This only gets a two count, much to Paul London's dismay.
London props Mean Monkey up on the top rope again and gives him a big back superplex but Mean Monkey turns it into a crossbody! This also gets a two count, so Mean Monkey then signals for Mean-Cutter but Ultimo Dragon comes out to fight Mean Monkey. As Dragon gets into the ring Mean Monkey takes him down with numerous punches. London then kicks Mean Monkey in the gut and connects with a sunset flip! Mean Monkey kicks out just before a three count. They both get up and London goes for a superkick, but Mean Monkey ducks. As London turns around he gets hit by Mean Monkey with a violent larait! Mean Monkey pins London and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.
Winner: Mean Monkey
Backstage Stevie Richards is beating up a punch bag which has Kid kash's face sloppily painted on it.
"Richochet" Rocky .vs. Billy Kidman
Match starts with both men circling the ring followed by locking up. Rocky hits a big drop toe hold followed by applying a headlock, which Billy Kidman gets out of and applies a submission on Rocky's arm. Both men get on their feet and Rocky looks to have the upper hand until Billy Kidman trips him up and applies another submission. Rocky fights back with punches followed by Billy Kidman also fighting back with some punches of his own. Rocky hits a few big knees to Kidman followed by a chop across the chest. Kidman follows back with a big punch to the face knocking Rocky back.
Both men circle the ring and stare each other down until they lockup again and both men exchange stiff kicks to the legs followed by stiff kicks to the chest. They both back up and go for a big kick of their own but miss, Kidman misses a clothesline and Rocky takes him down. Kidman flips Rocky over and holds him down. Rocky stays on the ground trying to kick Kidman but Kidman grabs his foot. Rocky gets of out Kidman holding him and hits a big boot to the chest. Rocky backs Kidman into the corner, backs up, jumps and attempts a cartwheel kick but Kidman trips him up. Kidman picks up Rocky, hits a superkick followed by a B-K Bomb. Kidman goes off the ropes and hits a big senton splash, goes for the pin but Rocky kicks out after two.
Kidman gets back on his feet as well as Rocky who rolls towards Kidman and in doing so hits a big foot to the back of Kidman's head. Rocky backs up again and hits a big boot to the head of Kidman knocking him to the outside. Kidman tries to climb up onto the top rope but Rocky knocks him down with a stiff kick to the chest. Rocky attempts to suplex Kidman back in but Kidman brings Rocky to the ring apron and gives him a big clothesline knocking Rocky to the outside. Kidman attempts an asai moonsault from the second rope but Rocky moves out of the way. Rocky goes to throw Kidman back in, Kidman counters and gives Rocky a big punch to the face. Kidman rolls in, goes off the ropes and looks to jump through the middle ropes but as he does Rocky hits a big kick to the head of Kidman. Rocky gets up on the ring apron and Kidman follows. Both men exchange punches and kicks on the ring apron until Rocky gets into the ring and grabs Kidman and locks him into a tarantula like submission but facing forwards, not backwards. Kidman falls back into the ring while Rocky climbs to the other corner. Kidman charges at Rocky but Rocky hits a big superkick. Kidman climbs up the top rope, Rocky looks to superplex him off of it, Kidman punches Rocky off, Kidman does the shooting star press but misses when Rocky moves out of the way. Rocky picks up Kidman and attempts to go for a death valley driver but Kidman counters it into a spike hurricanrana! Kidman goes for the pin and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.
Winner: Billy Kidman
Both men circle the ring and stare each other down until they lockup again and both men exchange stiff kicks to the legs followed by stiff kicks to the chest. They both back up and go for a big kick of their own but miss, Kidman misses a clothesline and Rocky takes him down. Kidman flips Rocky over and holds him down. Rocky stays on the ground trying to kick Kidman but Kidman grabs his foot. Rocky gets of out Kidman holding him and hits a big boot to the chest. Rocky backs Kidman into the corner, backs up, jumps and attempts a cartwheel kick but Kidman trips him up. Kidman picks up Rocky, hits a superkick followed by a B-K Bomb. Kidman goes off the ropes and hits a big senton splash, goes for the pin but Rocky kicks out after two.
Kidman gets back on his feet as well as Rocky who rolls towards Kidman and in doing so hits a big foot to the back of Kidman's head. Rocky backs up again and hits a big boot to the head of Kidman knocking him to the outside. Kidman tries to climb up onto the top rope but Rocky knocks him down with a stiff kick to the chest. Rocky attempts to suplex Kidman back in but Kidman brings Rocky to the ring apron and gives him a big clothesline knocking Rocky to the outside. Kidman attempts an asai moonsault from the second rope but Rocky moves out of the way. Rocky goes to throw Kidman back in, Kidman counters and gives Rocky a big punch to the face. Kidman rolls in, goes off the ropes and looks to jump through the middle ropes but as he does Rocky hits a big kick to the head of Kidman. Rocky gets up on the ring apron and Kidman follows. Both men exchange punches and kicks on the ring apron until Rocky gets into the ring and grabs Kidman and locks him into a tarantula like submission but facing forwards, not backwards. Kidman falls back into the ring while Rocky climbs to the other corner. Kidman charges at Rocky but Rocky hits a big superkick. Kidman climbs up the top rope, Rocky looks to superplex him off of it, Kidman punches Rocky off, Kidman does the shooting star press but misses when Rocky moves out of the way. Rocky picks up Kidman and attempts to go for a death valley driver but Kidman counters it into a spike hurricanrana! Kidman goes for the pin and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.
Winner: Billy Kidman
A promo hyping the Main Event match between Burchill, Doug Basham and Terry Funk is played.
Kid Kash .vs. Stevie Richards
Match starts with Kash hitting some stiff elbows to the temple of Stevie followed by dropkicking him into the corner. Kid Kash attempts to whip Stevie into the ropes but Stevie counters and throws Kid Kash into the ropes. Stevie hits a big arm drag on Kid Kash followed by Kid Kash charging at Stevie but hr ducks and Kid Kash jumps over him. Kid Kash turns around and Stevie hits a sidekick to the head followed by a snap suplex. Stevie goes for the pin but only gets a one count. Stevie hits some elbows in the corner, sends Kid Kash into the other corner and Stevie charges at Kid Kash, but Kid Kash jumps over him. Stevie goes for a clothesline but Kid Kash rolls underneath, and as Stevie turns around Kid Kash hits a hurricanrana. Kid Kash goes for the pin but only gets a two count.
Both men are in the corner as Kid Kash gets the upper hand choking Stevie with his boot. Stevie pushes away Kid Kash into the other corner and hits a nasty running lariat. Stevie lifts Kid Kash onto the top rope and hits a big back supex off the top! The referee begins the count as both men are down but get up at 6. Both men get on there feet and Stevie misses a superkick so Kid Kash follows with a german suplex. Kid Kash throws Richards into the ropes, Kid Kash goes for a clothesline but misses, Stevie comes back and hits a running STO! Stevie then goes for the pin and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.
Winner: Stevie Richards
Both men are in the corner as Kid Kash gets the upper hand choking Stevie with his boot. Stevie pushes away Kid Kash into the other corner and hits a nasty running lariat. Stevie lifts Kid Kash onto the top rope and hits a big back supex off the top! The referee begins the count as both men are down but get up at 6. Both men get on there feet and Stevie misses a superkick so Kid Kash follows with a german suplex. Kid Kash throws Richards into the ropes, Kid Kash goes for a clothesline but misses, Stevie comes back and hits a running STO! Stevie then goes for the pin and gets the 1, 2, and 3 for the win.
Winner: Stevie Richards
Backstage is an interview with Terry Funk. Terry says that Burchill will have to take his life in order to retain the SAW Championship Title. Mick Foley then comes in and shake hands with Funk and offers to be in his corner. Terry tells Foley to stay out of the match and Foley agrees as they shake hands.
Ladder Match to determine #1 contender for SAW Title
Chavo (W/ Tito Santana) .vs. Ellijah Burke
Match starts with Chavo attempting a clothesline but Ellijah ducks and hits a few hard punches to Chavo in the corner. Chavo counters and throws Ellijah in the corner and hits some european uppercuts to Ellijah. Chavo throws Ellijah in the other corner, Chavo charges, Ellijah hits a big boot. Ellijah climbs up to the top rope then jumps and hits a big swinging DDT on Chavo! Chavo sits up so Ellijah jumps off the ropes and hits a big swing board dropkick. Chavo gets back on his feet and takes Ellijah down with a big clothesline. Chavo hits a few elbows followed by a flipping sentom. Tito throws Chavo a steel chair from ringside. Chavo goes to hit Ellijah with it but Ellijah dropkicks Chavo in the knee and throws the steel chair at his head. Ellijah sets up the chair and sits Chavo onto it, then Ellijah runs off the ropes and attempts a flying double knee attack, but Chavo rolls away and Ellijah's knees crash into the open chair. Chavo picks up the injured Ellijah and hits a big backbreaker. Chavo picks up Ellijah again as Tito comes into the ring and sets up the steel chair in the corner. Chavo throws Ellijah to the corner and he nails the steel chair. Chavo then charges but Ellijah moves out of the way and Chavo goes over the top rope to the outside. Chavo gets on his feet and gets the ladder on the outside trying to put it into the ring but Ellijah dropkicks it into Chavo's face. Ellijah then runs and jumps over the top rope, and hits a big splash onto Chavo on the outside. Ellijah then attacks Tito on the outside and throws him into the steel steps. Ellijah gets a table and sets it up on the outside. Chavo sneaks up and hits a few punches on Ellijah followed by extending the ladder from the guard railing to the ring. Chavo picks up Ellijah and drops him on the ladder. Chavo throws Ellijah and the ladder back into the ring. Chavo sets up the ladder in the corner, grabs Ellijah and irish whips him into it followed by a big splash. Chavo then picks up both Ellijah and the ladder at the same time and slams it hard onto the ring! Chavo picks up the ladder but Ellijah counters and dropkicks him in the knee taking Chavo down. Ellijah then hits a big leg drop on Chavo over the ladder. Ellijah sets up the ladder, climbs, Chavo gets on his feet and grabs Ellijah and powerbombs him. Chavo takes the ladder and sets it up in the corner once again. Chavo grabs Ellijah and gives him a big overhead belly to belly suplex allowing Ellijah to connect hard with the ladder. Chavo sets up the ladder, climbs, but Ellijah climbs the top rope, jumps and knocks Chavo off the ladder! Ellijah sets up the ladder and climbs up again but Chavo pulls him down. Chavo sets up the ladder, climbs, Ellijah pushes it over and Chavo falls to the outside through the table! Ellijah climbs up the ladder and grabs the contract making him the #1 contender of the SAW Heavyweight Title!
Winner: Ellijah Burke
Winner: Ellijah Burke
A Promo is show from the first ever S.A.W Fed show, where Burchill was crowned the S.A.W Champion for the first time ever. Now he must defend the title against the two people he beat to win the belt... in the same match stipulation!
S.A.W World Championship Title
3-Way Table-Pin Match
Burchill (Champion) .vs. Doug Basham .vs. Terry Funk
The Rules of this match is: You must Pin your opponent... but in order for someone to be pinned they must first be put through a table! Around the ring there are tables are stacked and laying around. All three competitors are in their corner as the Referee holds up the S.A.W Championship Title Belt.
The bell rings and all men grapple up in a traingle lock-up. Burchill nods at Basham and they double suplex Terry Funk. Basham and Burchill then stare each other down as the fans get behind Burchill, but then a chant for Basham errupts. The Stare down is broken when Terry Funk double clotheslines both men down. Funk lays into Basham and Burchill with elbow shots to the head then whips Basham into the turnbuckle. Burchill comes charging but Funk whips him into Basham. Burchill pushes off Basham and hits a moonsault press on the Funker! Basham rolls out of the ring and drags two tables into the ring but when he retruns to the ring he is met with a dropkick by Burchill. The big British Burchill takes a table and sets it up in the corner while Terry Funk gets to his feet. Burchill turns around and recieves a haymaker to the Jaw by Funker. Burchill ducks a Terry clothesline and scoop slams the hardcore icon through the cornered table.
The pin on Funk gets Burchill a two count as Basham breaks it up before three. Burchill and Basham start to exchange fists on ther centre of the ring and Basham swipes but Burchill ducks and hits an STO. Burchill starts to set up the other table and does so, but Funk low blows Burchill and rolls him up for the pin. The referee explains to Funk that he cannot pin Burchill unless he has been put through a table. Funk tells the referee to "F*ck off" and drags Burchill onto the nearby table. Funk pummels Burchill to weaken him as he then starts to climb the turnbuckle. The crowd cheer on as Funk launches himself into the air and puts Burchill through the table with his famous moonsault! Funk starts to pin Burchill but Basham breaks up the pin once again.
Basham and Funk start to go at it now, and Basham gets the upper hand with a leg larriat! Basham rolls out the ring and sets up another table on the outside, but suddenly Burchill jumps over the top rope and takes Basham out on the outside! Terry Funk rolls out and waits on the apron as Basham and Burchill slowly start to get to their feet. Funk throws himself at them and hits a cross body... but Basham and Burchill catch him and they both ram him into the steel corner of the ringpost. Funk lays on the floor in pure agony as Burchill and Basham battle out again on the outside, until Basham decks Burchill with a superkick. Basham picks up Funk and drags him into the ring and pins him, but only a two count. Basham picks up Funk and drills him with a piledriver! Basham could get the pin but he decides to go one step higher and attempt the diving headbutt. Basham climbs to top rope but Burchill quickly pops up and battles Basham on the top rope. Burchill blocks a punnch and pushes Basham off the top rope and crashing down to the set-up table on the outside!!
Before Burchill can climb down, Funk has gotten up and yanks Burchill by the leg and sends him crashing to the canvas. Funk pins Burchill one-two-th...Kickout! Burchill only just hung in there but Funk isn't finishes with him yet. Funk gets Burchill in between his legs and lifts him up for the piledriver! Burchill manages to get his feet back to the ground, and still in the piledriver position, Burchill lifts Funk up in an Alabama-slam position. Burchill hooks Funks head and hits the Air-raid siren (celtic cross)!The air Raid Siren connected and Funk is down, as Burchill covers Funk and gets the 1, the 2, and the 3 count!
Burchill has defended The S.A.W Championship for the first time successfully! Burchill is the man who stands tall in the ring as he celebrates his victory with the Title much to the fans approval.
The pin on Funk gets Burchill a two count as Basham breaks it up before three. Burchill and Basham start to exchange fists on ther centre of the ring and Basham swipes but Burchill ducks and hits an STO. Burchill starts to set up the other table and does so, but Funk low blows Burchill and rolls him up for the pin. The referee explains to Funk that he cannot pin Burchill unless he has been put through a table. Funk tells the referee to "F*ck off" and drags Burchill onto the nearby table. Funk pummels Burchill to weaken him as he then starts to climb the turnbuckle. The crowd cheer on as Funk launches himself into the air and puts Burchill through the table with his famous moonsault! Funk starts to pin Burchill but Basham breaks up the pin once again.
Basham and Funk start to go at it now, and Basham gets the upper hand with a leg larriat! Basham rolls out the ring and sets up another table on the outside, but suddenly Burchill jumps over the top rope and takes Basham out on the outside! Terry Funk rolls out and waits on the apron as Basham and Burchill slowly start to get to their feet. Funk throws himself at them and hits a cross body... but Basham and Burchill catch him and they both ram him into the steel corner of the ringpost. Funk lays on the floor in pure agony as Burchill and Basham battle out again on the outside, until Basham decks Burchill with a superkick. Basham picks up Funk and drags him into the ring and pins him, but only a two count. Basham picks up Funk and drills him with a piledriver! Basham could get the pin but he decides to go one step higher and attempt the diving headbutt. Basham climbs to top rope but Burchill quickly pops up and battles Basham on the top rope. Burchill blocks a punnch and pushes Basham off the top rope and crashing down to the set-up table on the outside!!
Before Burchill can climb down, Funk has gotten up and yanks Burchill by the leg and sends him crashing to the canvas. Funk pins Burchill one-two-th...Kickout! Burchill only just hung in there but Funk isn't finishes with him yet. Funk gets Burchill in between his legs and lifts him up for the piledriver! Burchill manages to get his feet back to the ground, and still in the piledriver position, Burchill lifts Funk up in an Alabama-slam position. Burchill hooks Funks head and hits the Air-raid siren (celtic cross)!The air Raid Siren connected and Funk is down, as Burchill covers Funk and gets the 1, the 2, and the 3 count!
Burchill has defended The S.A.W Championship for the first time successfully! Burchill is the man who stands tall in the ring as he celebrates his victory with the Title much to the fans approval.
Suddenly on the Jumbo screen of the stage, there's footage of the dark room with the SAW fed owner, still darkened in the shadows. The shadowy figure starts to laugh demonically as the show comes to a close.