So...I ate a Big Mac for the first time today.....

Give it an hour and then get back to us.

Hopefully you can pull up WFigs on a mobile device while you're on the toilet.

The McRib....Everyone acts like its from the food heavens...If Im going to eat anything thats remotely a rib or bbq, Im going to a local place that actually makes ribs/sandwiches not some pink slime with bbq sauce.

I was just talking about the McRib yesterday. I've never had one. I'm going to try it for the first time when it comes back. I've already bought a 1000 roll of Scott toilet paper and a pack of baby wipes for the occasion.

Man, the McRib is really nasty. I remember it being slightly better when it was first launched a long time ago. It went away for a reason you know. Last time I tried one during one of their limited runs, there was more onion than fake rib patty, and it was awful. Something about a patty put in a mold to vaguely resemble the meat it is in theory supposed to be, is just kind of gross.

Other then Krystals/White Castle (depending on where you're at in the States), I never have problems with fast food...those little damn burgers though are hell. Probably why most people only eat them while under the influence of something.

I think it mostly impacts people who eat healthy regularly. So when they splurge on junk like McDonalds it makes their butts throw up. At least that is how it is with me. In periods when I eat fast food regularly it doesn't bother me. Though Taco Bell is pretty much guaranteed chocolate rain.

I've never eaten one either.

I've never been on an airplane. Or eaten at Sonic.

I've never eaten any type of sandwich at McDonalds, why? Because I just don't like the taste of lettuce, a patty, some mustard, and ketchup together. I usually eat burgers with bread, patty, and another piece of bread.