Official Post Your Omegle Chats Thread

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: my name
You: is
You: rodney mcpeterson
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You: ok
You: I am here to talk to Trishy
You: who are you
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there
You: okay what is happening
You:
You: am i in trouble
Stranger: Not if you answer some questions
You: Okay first question

I'm never using it again. First thing I got:

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Stranger: i have two penises
Stranger: one for the ass and one for the vagina

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Stranger: hi
You: 2012
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Stranger: SPARTAAA
You: Sarah? Sarah is that you!?
You: OMG I FOUND YOU
Stranger: kewl
You: PRETTY ING LUCKY EH EH EH SEE
Stranger: Y
You: sparta is so.. 2006?
You: 2007? whenever 300 came out
You: uh
Stranger: can't remember
You: doesnt matter
You: lets get down to bizzness
Stranger: bizness
Stranger: mm
You: you got the stash? see?
Stranger: wat
You: see, your wallet was left on the drawer see. then when i went a looking see, i saw you see.
You: thought you'd get away did you see? did you?
You: no, i caught you purple penis'd, see. See, i am the law see, and you are the fishing hook see?
Stranger: ooh
You: Belly up chap, see.
Stranger: wat
You: We best be supposin, see..
You: cuz if we aint supposin, we are nothing see?
You: So Im gonna ask you again.
You: DID YOU STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS?
Stranger: WTF DUDE
Stranger: GET OFF MY CASE
You: YOU WENT TO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED SO YOU LOSE.. YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR.
You: I say goo'day.
Stranger: kspamhx
You: Okay but seriously
You: wut r u wearing
Stranger: u rly wanna know?
You: tassles on your nips? HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT
You: kan i see your snatch
You: covered in staples.
Stranger: no sry
You: mmmm, irsh spring
Stranger: i wait till the 3rd date 4 tat
You: okay okay
You: we;ll start slow
You: im pregnant
Stranger: I STAB U NAO
You: its urs
You: i jus gave brith brb
You: k im done now
Stranger: I STAB U 12 MOARR TIMES BITCH
You: blood everywhere, cofusion on their faces as they continue to stare.
You: THEN GWENN STARTS SHAKING AND CRYING SCREAMIN, WUT DID YOU DO?
Stranger: I STAB EVERYONE ING 912 ING TIMES
You: that is not nice.
You: i hope we can reconcile your differences in a mud wrestling match.
Stranger: STAB UP
You: I wonder what's for dinner.
Stranger: STABBODILLS
You: I WON
You: a new car
You: CUM ON DOWWWWWN
Stranger: STAB UR EYES
You: YOUR THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS WRONG BEEATCH
You: *punch*
You: im sorry that was rude.
You: can we still be friends
Stranger: STAB U *****
You: hey hey hey, im irsh.
Stranger: NGGAPLZ?!
You: dont bring a knife to a heh fight
Stranger: OMG
You: HOW DO YOU DEFEND FROM THE MAN WITH 2 hehS?
Stranger: U FROLLICKING SHEEP PUSHER
You: 2+2=
Stranger: U SHEEP PUSHING SONNOVA GIT
You: I tip cows, not push sheep.
You: babadaboopy?
You: I wanna make up right na na na
You: i wanna make up right na na na
Stranger: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
You: wish we never broke up right na na na
Stranger: I NEVER WANNA GIVE U UP
Stranger: I NEVER WANNA LET U DOWN
Stranger: I NEVER WANNA LOOZ U
You: I hear jarulislums bells a ringin, roman caverly chores are singin
Stranger: JINGLE BELLS
Stranger: But srsly
You: batman smells
Stranger: Do u like bush?
You: robin laid an egg
You: George bush is a negro
Stranger: No G Bush, bush
You: hairy pubic bush
Stranger: no u sheep pucking cock poker, bush as in bush bush
You: Hockey eh?
Stranger: WTF IS WRONG WITH U PPL
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Stranger: hey 22 m sydney and you?
You: hayloo!?!?!
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You: hayloo!
Stranger: hey im a 17 male who is looking for a 16-19 female
Stranger: hey
You: 70/m/bulgaria
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You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 70/m/bulgaria
You: u?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no way
You: yeah way
You: im on the only terminial in my village
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Stranger: choose the one that best describes you(im not a creep, i just want some upfront honesty):
a)male-just wants to talk
b)male-wants to talk to girl
c)male-wants to talk to guy
d)horny male-wants to talk to girl
e)horny male-wants to talk to guy
f)female-just wants to talk
g)female-wants to talk to guy
h)female-wants to talk to girl
i)horny female-wants to talk to guy
j)horny female-wants to talk to girl
You: d
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its so fun to mess with people on there lmao

Stranger: if you are a cutte girl, just give a smille!
You: Shut up you parasite
You: I'm Chris Jericho the best in the world at what I do
Stranger: great, a crazy guy
You: you need to respect me you perverted gelatinous
You: tapeworm
Stranger: and what you do?
You: shut up you hypocrite
You: you don't deserve to be in the same chatroom
You: as Chris Jericho
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: you have to talk with rocks
Stranger: they can pay all the attenction that you needs
Stranger: or it
Stranger: i dont´know
You: talk some sense you incompetent moron
Stranger: yeah yeah, for sure
You: I don't care about you nor do I care about the other hypocrites and parasites
You: on this website
Stranger: why don´t you... die?
Stranger: did have you died today?
You: I'm Chris Jericho
You: I can't die
You: and read a dictionary
Stranger: why?
You: your inferior mind can't keep up with my intelligence
Stranger: uhuhu
Stranger: and i supose you speak portugue very well
You: your sentence structures makes a bunch of nonsense
You: what the hell is portugue
Stranger: oo boy i think that Chris Jericho don´t know's all the secret of the wordl
You: what the hell are you rambling about you gelatinous jello?
Stranger: so, the point is: you are not a girl
Stranger: and becouse that, i´m not interested in you, so long so long an thanks for the fish


rofl

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You: is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: No this is patrick
You: is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: NO this is patrick!!
You: is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!
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DO people seriously think they're gonna get girls through this site?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: Not important right now. I need a dragon slayer for World of Warcraft
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