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Post by Hurricane on Dec 30, 2009 8:29:00 GMT -5
3260 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hi You: You ever eaten fridge magnets? You: Personally, I do it for a living You: nothing classy, but it pays for the bills Stranger: i'm sorry You: So were your parents, but hey, thats just a part of life. Not everything is amazing (or on purpose, sorry) You: Apology accepted by the way You: Once, this clown stepped on my foot.... bastard didn't say sorry, so I cut his balls off You: Anyway, mums home and I need some meatloaf... so I'll catch ya! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey.... no time for small talk, the cops are coming You: where can I hide the stash? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Moo Stranger: norsk? You: I did once, but that was a long time ago You: I've changed You: I live a new, better life You: And I suggest you do the same Stranger: er du norsk ? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hey kid, you ever seen a dead body? You: Wanna poke it with a stick? Stranger: ok You: too  ing bad You have disconnected. |
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 11:17:03 GMT -5
3260 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hi You: You ever eaten fridge magnets? You: Personally, I do it for a living You: nothing classy, but it pays for the bills Stranger: i'm sorry You: So were your parents, but hey, thats just a part of life. Not everything is amazing (or on purpose, sorry) You: Apology accepted by the way You: Once, this clown stepped on my foot.... bastard didn't say sorry, so I cut his balls off You: Anyway, mums home and I need some meatloaf... so I'll catch ya! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey.... no time for small talk, the cops are coming You: where can I hide the stash? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Moo Stranger: norsk? You: I did once, but that was a long time ago You: I've changed You: I live a new, better life You: And I suggest you do the same Stranger: er du norsk ? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hey kid, you ever seen a dead body? You: Wanna poke it with a stick? Stranger: ok You: too ing bad You have disconnected. LMAO! That has made my day, thank you. |
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Post by chrispage on Dec 30, 2009 11:51:44 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you ask me 5 questions and ill answer truthfully then i ask you five, fair? You: Deal. How big are your mums tits? Stranger: uhm i dont tend to look at her tits You: Don't lie. Stranger: im not. You: You said you'd be truthful. Stranger: i am. You: I don't think you are. Stranger: i dont know how big they are. You: Liar. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------------------------ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f ? You: I'm terrified. I don't want to have chicken for tea... You: What if I get AIDS? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------------------------ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am Chris Stranger: i am selma Stranger: nice to mmet you You: And I am God of the crab people. You: What the hell is a mmet? You: Go to school and come back when you're intelligent enough to speak. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: My mum told me not to talk to strangers... You have disconnected. ------------------------ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: gay male here Stranger: you? You: Unsure Stranger: cool Stranger: how old You: Well what's your minimum? Stranger: idc You: Sweet. I'm 10 next week. You: Was my first time four months ago. It was scary. Stranger: im 33.... You: My dad's a bit rough though. Stranger: how was it Stranger: oh, it was with your dad? You: If he s mum like that then I can see why she walks weirdly at times. Stranger: yea Stranger: well hes older Stranger: and experienced You: So you're not freaked by the incest? Stranger: no Stranger: but its ok Stranger: i had sex with two of my cousins You: It's really not ok... you're in to ing incest dude. That's sick. You: What the hell is wrong with you? You have disconnected. ------------------------ My all time favourite: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Howdy. I'm an 18 year old country boy lookin for a chubby guy in his 30s to chat with. You: Ok then. Stranger: ? You: I can roll with that. Stranger: Awesome. I'm Davis.  You: I'm Rebecca. Got the surgery booked for next March. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by Mike Giggs' Munchies on Dec 30, 2009 13:33:48 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Say something funny, this will be on a forum You: Dwarf Shortage You have disconnected It was indeed posted on a forum  |
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Post by wwfepenguin on Dec 30, 2009 13:34:23 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: female, but i'm going in for surgery on sunday You: jk Stranger: mm Stranger: i am m Stranger: what are name? You: what is your name? Stranger: Nurbol Stranger: and urs Stranger: where are u from? You: bob, and i'm form your ass Stranger: u Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by kahnspiricy on Dec 30, 2009 14:33:43 GMT -5
Okay so i told my friends about the site and one of them pulled an allnighter last night on basically on it and this is what he sent me this morning...
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Post by chrispage on Dec 30, 2009 19:00:41 GMT -5
That's glorious.
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Post by johncena12 on Dec 30, 2009 20:54:54 GMT -5
Epic Win:
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: asl
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 21:11:59 GMT -5
LMAO!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: happy llama, sad llama, mentally intellectually- disabled llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama, FISH.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i looking for horny girl..do you have webcam?
You: im batman
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: no thanks, im full
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm fine
Stranger: good
You: yep
You: DAMIT FRANK, STOP SCREWING MY WIFE!
Stranger: im Steve and no
You: I KNOW ITS YOU FRANK, YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME!
Stranger: Frank went before me
Stranger: we got a discount because he was the 5th or 6th
You: oh, can you tell me were Frank went?
Stranger: home to his wife i think
You: k thanks
Stranger: its cool
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: age?
You: I'm Chris Hanson, take a seat right over there
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Dec 30, 2009 21:18:51 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pistachio
You: Say Something funny, your on omegle
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im rick james , bitch
You: you fail
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: Good For You!
You: Want A Cookie?
Stranger: yes
You: I would give you a cookie but I ate it
Stranger: do you have pretty feet
You: I dont know
Stranger: why
You: I dont know
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Post by lucabadoerfan on Dec 30, 2009 21:23:14 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: will tna draw a 3.0 on monday night? Stranger: Nobody watches wrestling You: but, but, fifteen thousand hulkamaniacs aren't nobodies =( Stranger: 15000 isnt very many people You: well, it's still a larger figure than "nobody", brother Stranger: How about the Millions that watch Top Gear Stranger: Beat that You: not disputing that, you're lucky i love top gear You: now, will tna draw a 3.0 on monday night or not? JUST .. SAY .. NO! m'kay? >=( Stranger: Sure You: thank you dear, but you're wrong. your co-operation has been appreciated Stranger: okay Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. what a lovely fellow. You: will tna draw a 3.0 on monday night? Stranger: m/f? Stranger: im so ing horny You: i'm dixie carter-salinas Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 21:28:23 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: m or f? You: i'm a gay fish Stranger: awesome You: yep, it is an awesome life Stranger: haha cool You: if you run into a guy called Frank, tell him my room number is 235 okay? Stranger: alright will do You: thanks buddy Stranger: no problem You: Stranger: so whats up? You: a lot, Frank will tell you when you see him Stranger: okie dokie Stranger: im actually talking to Frank now You: OMG!!!!!! how can you when he's dead? Stranger: cuz im in hell You: OMG!!! how is it? Stranger: funnn..and hottt You: sweet, i can't wait to go there Stranger: it wont be long You: WOO HOO! Stranger: but i g2g..see you in hell! bye You: bye! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by wwfepenguin on Dec 30, 2009 21:32:10 GMT -5
LMAO! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: happy llama, sad llama, mentally intellectually- disabled llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama, FISH. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i looking for horny girl..do you have webcam? You: im batman Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: asl You: no thanks, im full Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm fine
Stranger: good
You: yep
You: DAMIT FRANK, STOP SCREWING MY WIFE!
Stranger: im Steve and no
You: I KNOW ITS YOU FRANK, YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME!
Stranger: Frank went before me
Stranger: we got a discount because he was the 5th or 6th
You: oh, can you tell me were Frank went?
Stranger: home to his wife i think
You: k thanks
Stranger: its cool
You have disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hello Stranger: age? You: I'm Chris Hanson, take a seat right over there Your conversational partner has disconnected. Made my decade |
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 21:39:07 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: age/sex? You: no thanks, I just had some Stranger: u a guy? You: yep Stranger: good You: cool Stranger: u horny? You: i will be in half an hour Stranger: oh i can make you hard sooner than that if ya want You: okay Stranger: awwwww poop im ing myself with a heh Stranger: tlak dirty to me Stranger: gives me a better orgasm You: i'm chris hanson Stranger: im laura You: take a seat right over there Stranger: You: now, I'm going to ask you some questions Stranger: k You: now steve, why are you trying to pick up these 15 year old boys? Stranger: what? You: answer the question steve Stranger: ugh cut the crap man im panting here and your making me loose my edge You: now steve, these naked pictures, why did you send them to these boys? Stranger: you i lost it Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: whats up on planet unicorn? You: not much Stranger: anything new? You: no Stranger: your lame ): You: but i'm a unicorn, were cool Stranger: i'm a unicon too! You: get out of town Stranger: i'm dead hinney. You: well shucks, this is great Stranger: i know, we can be unicorn friends and ride off the land of rainbows. You: yes we can Stranger: your still being lame. You: you no unicorn, unicorn's don't use the word still Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hhi You: its hi, not hhi Stranger: -.-whtvr You: and its whatever Stranger: are u a english teacher>!>1 Stranger: !?? Stranger: an You: no, but I'm a better speller than you Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: well hello, who are u? You: im batman Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: asl? You: WHAT! OH NO NOT AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy You: hey hey Stranger: : ) Stranger: howw ru You: You: i'm so high right now Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey what's up? are you: a) a horny male b) a horny female c) a non-horny male d) a non-horny female You: all of the above Stranger: its either or You: then is a and a bit of d Stranger: homosexual? You: I had some for breakfast Stranger: homosexuals? Stranger: i usually don't smoke that early You: i don't drink, smoke or do drugs as I'm CM Punk Stranger: CM Stranger: coma? Stranger: so you eat your fags instead of smoking them? You: I don't eat them, I tell them to better there lives Stranger: fags don't live Stranger: fags can be smoken Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 22:09:28 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: . Are you A) a boy looking for a girl B) a girl looking for a boy C) a girl looking for a girl D) a boy looking for a boy E) a horny boy looking for a girl F) a horny girl looking for a boy G) a horny girl looking for a boy F) a horny girl looking for a girl G) a horny boy looking for a boy
You: e all the way
Stranger: ok i am a guy
You: i can swing that way
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: hi asl, my name is Peter, i live on a farm
Stranger: hi peter! i live in montana!!!!!!
Stranger: my name is miley
You: sorry, my dad says not to talk to white trash
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 30, 2009 22:15:27 GMT -5
I had a 10-minute conversation about me being a cyborg sent from the future to find John Connor and give him a leg of ham for his birthday. Awesome stuff.
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 22:23:22 GMT -5
I had a 10-minute conversation about me being a cyborg sent from the future to find John Connor and give him a leg of ham for his birthday. Awesome stuff. That sounds awesome. |
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 30, 2009 22:26:19 GMT -5
5805 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you believe in monsters? Stranger: Yes I do You: What type? Stranger: The ones from my closet You: Pfft... they are made up to scare children, just like The Boogeyman.... and Canada Stranger: OOMG! Canadas not real?!?&?! You: Nope You: Sorry to break it to you Stranger: Crap!!!! You: It's actually a rather large beached whale You: I can see how some would get confused Stranger: For real You: 4 reelz Stranger: So did it eat a bunch if French people or something? You: Now, now... don't use that tone of voice with me Stranger: Sorry master You: No problems, little henchman. Can I call you Twiggy Joe? You: Cause that's an awesome name Stranger: Can I call u thick joe? You: Women are known to call me that Stranger: Thick jim I meant to say You: JIM!? You: OFF You have disconnected. lmao @ your Miley Cyrus white trash one. |
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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 22:35:48 GMT -5
5805 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you believe in monsters? Stranger: Yes I do You: What type? Stranger: The ones from my closet You: Pfft... they are made up to scare children, just like The Boogeyman.... and Canada Stranger: OOMG! Canadas not real?!?&?! You: Nope You: Sorry to break it to you Stranger: Crap!!!! You: It's actually a rather large beached whale You: I can see how some would get confused Stranger: For real You: 4 reelz Stranger: So did it eat a bunch if French people or something? You: Now, now... don't use that tone of voice with me Stranger: Sorry master You: No problems, little henchman. Can I call you Twiggy Joe? You: Cause that's an awesome name Stranger: Can I call u thick joe? You: Women are known to call me that Stranger: Thick jim I meant to say You: JIM!? You: OFF You have disconnected. lmao @ your Miley Cyrus white trash one. thanks, that one was good to. |
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Post by K3V on Dec 30, 2009 22:41:05 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: >.> You: <.< Your conversational partner has disconnected. Yay, Fail. |
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