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Post by Sam on Dec 30, 2009 22:41:16 GMT -5
This guy was awesome, shame he disconnected before he could finish:
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Stranger: the last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...
You: cool story bro
Stranger: yep : )
You: what esle do you know?
Stranger: in the year 2525 you'll pick your children from the bottle of a long glass tube
You: wow, that is amazing
You: are you from the future
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: it's no peach cobbler, letme tell you.
You: i bet it isn't, how far have you traveled?
Stranger: 515 years back. i tried to escape the race of rat-people who have yet to conquer the above world.
Stranger: in yourtime, anyways.
Stranger: give it some time...
You: i will, this is mind blowing
You: why are the rat-people attacking?
Stranger: well we think they somehow mutated to people-size bipedel beings sometime in the 1970's due to the toxic waste bi-product from the overproduction of the synthetic fabric you know as polyester.
Stranger: and they have discovered the Swiss Gaurd's armory and stolen all their weaponry..
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Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: ??
You: Miley, I told you my dad said I can't talk to white trash
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: DAMIT MILEY!
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Post by mattoriginal on Dec 30, 2009 22:48:42 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: May the force be with you. You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know Stranger: i know nothig Your conversational partner has disconnected. Obviously he knows nothing because he can't spell nothing. You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know Stranger: hey You: I will believe your every word just tell me so Stranger: go to doubleutf.com it's gonna be great You: I see the look in their eyes, I see desire in their lies You: in their lies You: oh yeah You: Gonna drink some beer tonight, yeah You: gonna get some girls I like You: gonna wear my pants real tight You: all the girls are gonna treat me You: just right! You: they don't think I see them stare at me You: no! You: I stare into the mirror You: I like the things I see You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know You: I will believe your everyword just tell me so You: I see the look in their eyes You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Girl with cam?  You: QUICK! YOU HAVE TO HID ME! You: THEY KNOW I HAVE THE DIAMONDS! Stranger: Your not funny in any possible way. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by K3V on Dec 30, 2009 22:56:52 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: May the force be with you. You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know Stranger: i know nothig Your conversational partner has disconnected. Obviously he knows nothing because he can't spell nothing. You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know Stranger: hey You: I will believe your every word just tell me so Stranger: go to doubleutf.com it's gonna be great You: I see the look in their eyes, I see desire in their lies You: in their lies You: oh yeah You: Gonna drink some beer tonight, yeah You: gonna get some girls I like You: gonna wear my pants real tight You: all the girls are gonna treat me You: just right! You: they don't think I see them stare at me You: no! You: I stare into the mirror You: I like the things I see You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know You: I will believe your everyword just tell me so You: I see the look in their eyes +1 |
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 31, 2009 8:14:15 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: asl You: I'm on the way to the Star Wars convention..... just needed some directions. Is it left on Broadway? You: I'm dressed as Jar Jar Binks You: it's pretty awesome You: I have real scale ears Stranger: fag Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MOONWALKERS You: and jelllybeans You: And orange cats You: all those pretty things! You:  Stranger: haha.  You: Well, since you asked, it was 1967 and I was born at a very young age Stranger: hmm okay? You: to a farmhand named Spudrick You: Who coincidently grew up to become Jennifer Lopez You: CONSPIRACY!? You: I think so You: What do you think about that? Stranger: i dont understand a word.. You: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! You: *raises one eyebrow* Stranger: u are wierd.. You: If by weird... you mean a Chicken McNugget, then guilty as charged Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2999 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Do you have a pet? Stranger: My cat died You: DID YOU SIT ON IT, WHALE!? You: i mean... what? Stranger: Mhm. Stranger: I shoved it in my blowhole. You: AKA YOUR BELLY BUTTON, FATTY! You: I mean... sorry. Stranger: Like I said , my blowhole. Stranger: I could of shoved it in my vagina. Stranger: My fupa You: IF YOU COULD FIND IT, THERES A MOUNTAIN IN THE WAY You: TUBBY! Your conversational partner has disconnected. WWE EDITION!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny gal? You: Oooooh, radio, tell me everything you know! Stranger: ......... Stranger: wat do u want to know You: what the Rock is cooking You: Because that's the bottom line You: and if you not down with that You: Rest in peace Stranger: lyric? You: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK You: and im not doing it because it's lyric You: I'm doing it.... Fo' da Rock Stranger: u r tat kind fans? You: Not sure... but you will.... remember the name..... Goldust Stranger: ............ Stranger: ok You: WASSUPWIDAT!? Stranger: if i have time Stranger: i will see tat album You: You do... because I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! Stranger: today just class time You: parasite Stranger: nth special Stranger: u r the king of the world Stranger: so u r the ruler? You: From now on... promise me one thing and one thing only... You: Just.... say..... no Stranger: let me guess lol Stranger: u from africa/ Stranger: rite? You: Nope... parts unknown You: what about you? Stranger: .............. Stranger: i am from china You: Ohh, like Tajiri? You: awesome You: ever met a Yoshi Tatsu? Stranger: no nv Stranger: our brand is old Stranger: not like urs Stranger: no refresh de You: well then maybe you should head to.... SHOPZONE.COM for all your merchandise needs? You: BANG BANG! Stranger: oh ty You: Woo woo woo Stranger: later i will go and check You: You Know it! You have disconnected. |
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Post by Lemmy on Dec 31, 2009 8:21:02 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: I eat cat food
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Post by Lemmy on Dec 31, 2009 8:29:27 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hey Stranger: are you horny? asl? You: Not particularly, no. Stranger: 20 m You: 15 f Stranger: Are you good at talking dirty?  You: Not really.. Stranger: ahh well Stranger: I'll just type for your viewing pleasure then. Stranger: Reason? I'm bored Stranger: I'd come up behind you, massaging your shoulders as you relax a little, my hands sliding down your back to your waist as you felt my hands slide up gently, gently grazing your skin as they ride up your stomach to your breasts, cupping them gently as my breathing gets deeper, my body pressing against your back as you feel my warm breath cascade against your neck, moving in to kiss your neck softly with my wet lips, loving your scent as you feel my hips gently ride against the small of your back Stranger: I'd massage your breasts tenderly as you felt my lips gently kiss up your cheek, to your ear where I'd nibble your earlobe, gently moving across it with the tip of my tongue, pulling my hand down to your crotch, gently teasing your outer lips as you felt my hips pushing against your back, my bulge gradually growing as I let out a moan of arousal into your ear, my other hand moving up to your shoulder, holding onto it as you felt my hips push against your back slowly Stranger: I'd push you onto your hands and knees, as you lay there, kneeling behind you as I wrapped my hands around your legs, positioning my head behind your ****, as you bare it out to me, moving gently towards you as I plant a kiss on your **** lips, licking up as the tip of my tongue grazes against your ****, saliva from my mouth dripping onto your **** I do, loving the way you taste, I move closer as you feel the tip of my tongue enter you, my hands holding onto your hips as I begin to push my tongue deep inside of you, your **** walls around my tongue, coating it in your juice as you enjoy my pampering of you You: This is an automated message from the FBI. It is clear from the chat logs that you have decided engage in a chat of a sexual nature with a female that is clearly underage. Your IP address has been logged and you will be notified shortly by mail of the recurring charges involved. Disconnecting from the conversation will have no affect as your details have already been logged into our systems. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ahh, pervy people are often fun to annoy |
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 31, 2009 8:34:42 GMT -5
^  ing WIN! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Greetings to thy Stranger: thanks You: The egocentrical nature of the matter at hand is that the loss of sympathetic materialization in our brains cross-fluid tendency shows clearly that BOOBS ARE AWESOME! You: *Todd five* Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: They came from the sky You: I SAW THEM, I DID You: You can't deny it Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: BoB Stranger: ?? You: Nah, sorry, Bob lives next door.. I'm Greg You: I can page him though, if it's urgent? You: But I'll have to warn you, Bob doesn't take kindly to being woken at this time of night Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii Stranger: m/f You: I'm sorry to inform you this, but Lisa has taken a turn for the worst. We have immediately sent her in for a medical examination and theres a high chance that surgery will be required, otherwise the puncture could be fatal. I'm sorry. Is there anybody you would like to call before the procedure begins? Theres only a 60% chance of survival, so it's a serious matter. You can have all the time you need, we are here if you need anything... Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by MC2 on Dec 31, 2009 12:36:45 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OH GOD I JUST POOPED OUT AN ORGAN!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: happy new year to you friend You: OH MY I JUST KILLED SOMEBODY Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Oh Radio Tell Me Everything You Know Stranger: Me? You: NO THE RADIO Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: everytime you masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face You: Um... You: ok Stranger: remember that You have disconnected. ------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OH GOD I JUST FED MY CAT TOXIC WASTE AND NOW SHES A MONSTER AND SHES EATING MY TOWELS!!! Stranger: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! You: NO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! You have disconnected. ------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello There. Stranger: asl You: NO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU You have disconnected. Meh. |
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Post by wwfepenguin on Dec 31, 2009 12:43:32 GMT -5
WWE EDITION!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny gal? You: Oooooh, radio, tell me everything you know! Stranger: ......... Stranger: wat do u want to know You: what the Rock is cooking You: Because that's the bottom line You: and if you not down with that You: Rest in peace Stranger: lyric? You: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK You: and im not doing it because it's lyric You: I'm doing it.... Fo' da Rock Stranger: u r tat kind fans? You: Not sure... but you will.... remember the name..... Goldust Stranger: ............ Stranger: ok You: WASSUPWIDAT!? Stranger: if i have time Stranger: i will see tat album You: You do... because I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! Stranger: today just class time You: parasite Stranger: nth special Stranger: u r the king of the world Stranger: so u r the ruler? You: From now on... promise me one thing and one thing only... You: Just.... say..... no Stranger: let me guess lol Stranger: u from africa/ Stranger: rite? You: Nope... parts unknown You: what about you? Stranger: .............. Stranger: i am from china You: Ohh, like Tajiri? You: awesome You: ever met a Yoshi Tatsu? Stranger: no nv Stranger: our brand is old Stranger: not like urs Stranger: no refresh de You: well then maybe you should head to.... SHOPZONE.COM for all your merchandise needs? You: BANG BANG! Stranger: oh ty You: Woo woo woo Stranger: later i will go and check You: You Know it! You have disconnected. +2 for that epicness |
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Post by johncena12 on Dec 31, 2009 13:28:10 GMT -5
Stranger: yo
You: hey
Stranger: you type slow
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Post by Dictator of Karma: Juggernaut on Dec 31, 2009 13:41:41 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: north pole. f 17 You: santa claus? Stranger: no Stranger: an elf:D You: nice Stranger: lol Stranger: You: don't you work nonstop? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Post by Hurricane on Jan 1, 2010 6:28:23 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi... I'm feeling a little down right now
Stranger: happy new year
You: Not for me... I was out the back playing basketball
Stranger: do not have that feeling
You: And these guys... came up to me
You: and they started pushing me
You: So I walked home
You: But I got in a fight, so my mum got scared.... she said "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"!
Stranger: sorry to hear that
Stranger: how old are u
You: 74 in dog years
Stranger: do not understand
You: Oh.... Well, I kinda got the impression that you were a dog...
You: BURN
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MY BEST ONE YET
3234 users online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo, my nizzame is Rap Masta' J and I'm here to represent, yo!
You: A new decade and a chance to do,
All the old things that you wanna do!
You: Now you look at me and I look at you,
Because it's time for us to start new!
You: Omegles here, yo, and I am too
So back the hell off because I'll blaze through you!
You: Oh radio, tell me everything you know!
My words are as whack as your brain is slow!
You: Word!
You: You got a comeback, fool, or did I trump you here and now
Or maybe your just checking if your mother's still a cow?
You: Whatever it is, I know I win because it's all I ever do!
So sit down, shut up or I'll own the crapout of you!
You: So now I take my leave because I rocked your world,
And I left you on the floor,
While you sit here, think about this lesson,
It will leave you wanting more!
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Post by mikehawk on Jan 2, 2010 2:43:12 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I'm Mike.
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Yeah...
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Post by officespace on Jan 2, 2010 2:44:15 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Sam
You: yes I am
You: but I wont eat green eggs and ham
You: not with a fox, not in a box
You: not in a train, not on a plane
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Post by kotdm09 on Jan 2, 2010 3:06:44 GMT -5
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: im chuck taylor
You: i terrorize children at local wrestling events
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO I AM BOB
You: FROM URUGUAY
Stranger: hi bob
You: UR A GUAY
You: IM A GUAY
You: WERE ALL GUAY
Stranger: u needa calm down
You: I CANT I JUST DRANK SOME COFFEE I IMPORTED FROM THE USA
You: IM A MILLIONARE
You: I IMPORT EVERYTHING
You: COFFEE, FOOD, CHILDREN, CARS, VEGETABLES
Stranger: i just go to wal mart
Stranger: they got everything there
You: ESPECIALLY CHILDREN
You: WE DONT HAVE WALMART IN URUGUAY
You: ONLY BOB MART
You: WHICH I OWN
Stranger: do u now
You: YES
You: HENCE THE NAME BOB MART
You: BECAUSE BOB IS MY NAME
You: AS I MENTIONED EARLIER
Stranger: yes yes u did
You: HERE LET ME PUT MY RICH UNCLE ON HERE HIS NAME IS STEVE
You: HELLO I AM BOBS RICHER UNCLE STEVE WHO IS BOBS UNCLE
Stranger: ok
You: HOW ARE YOU
You: IM STEVE
You: BOBS UNCLE
Stranger: i good.
Stranger: i understand i dont have adhd
You: HOLD ON HERES BOB AGAIN
Stranger: ya god damn idiot.
You: HI DID YOU TALK TO STEVE
You: HES A DOUCHE BAG
You: ISNT HE
You: HEY DONT TLAK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT
You: THAT WAS STEVE NOT BOBNJDSJDS
Stranger: i think ur a skitza frentic
You: STOP GRABBING THE KEYBOARD STEVDSIOSANKSD
You: JKSBDVJMS ZB
You: ZS
You: B X
You: WTF I JUST SMACKED BOB IN THE FACE WITH A COMPUTER MOUSE AND IT KNOCKED HIM OUT
Stranger: whata wimp
You: BRB I NEED TO GET A BUCKET OF WATER TO WAKE UP BOB
You: HAHAHA HEY ITS BOB
You: I FOOLED HIM
You: IM NOT REALLY KOED
You: WHAT A DOUCHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: oh im just filled with joy
You: OH crapHES COMING BACK
You: HOLD ON
You: DONT SAY ANYTHING
Stranger: wowza
You: HAI I JUST DUMPED WATER ON BOBS HEAD BUT HE DIDNT WAKE UP
You: OMG I MUSTA KILLED HIM
You: 1111
Stranger: dump him in the hudson
You: GOOD IDEA
You: BRB
You: OK DONE
You: I LIVE ON THE HUDSON
You: ON ONE OF THE PARTS OF THE BROKEN PLANE FROM THE PLANE CRASH AT THE HUDSON
You: THEY FORGOT TO RESCUE ME
Stranger: dude the hudson is in like New York
You: EXACTLY
You: I LIVE IN NEW YORK
Stranger: do u now
You: I ONLY FLY TO URUGUAY ON MY PRIVATE JET TO SEE MY DEAD COUSIN BOB
You: I MEAN NEPHEW
Stranger: how special
You: YES I AM
Stranger: special ed
You: I NOW OWN BOB MART
You: MUHAHAHAHA
You: HE LEFT EVERYTHING TO ME
You: BUAHAHAHAHA
You: BOB MART WILL NOW BE CALLED STEVE MART
You: BECAUSE MY NAME IS STEVE
You: ITS GENIOUS
Stranger: ya
You: I MUST GO NOW TO BUILD MY EMPIRE
You: YOU CAN BE VIUCE PRESIDENT OF URASTEVE
You: JUST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO PLUS A BANK PIN
You: AND THEN YOU WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT
You: COUGH
You: COUGH
Stranger: bless ya
You: GOOD BYEE
Stranger: bye u idiot
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Post by Joey Cush on Jan 2, 2010 3:12:26 GMT -5
You: ECW! You: ECW! You: ECW! Stranger: ecw? Stranger: what are you doing there You: ECW!!!! You: GOOGLE IT! Stranger: what? You: GOOOGGLLLEEEE ITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: r u crazy? You: IMA ECWTHREADHEAD!!!!!! You: ECW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____________________________________________________ You: hello Stranger: hello You: YOU! Stranger: me ? Stranger: what yuor name You: whats my name? You: is that you ask me? You: ATER ALL IVE DONE FOR YOU! You: THIS! You: THIS IS WHAT YOU ASK ME!!! Stranger: ya You: joe Stranger: audy You: i hate you Stranger: why ? You: cause your ugly? Stranger: how you know me ?? You: AUDY You: IM YOUR FATHER Stranger: hahahahaha so funny You: im not joking You: son You: im dissapointed in you You: i have been there for you |
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Post by kotdm09 on Jan 2, 2010 3:23:22 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: howru You: HELLO I AM THE KING OF AGUA Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: I am John Cena, You: Word life. You: Its basic thuganomics You: b-b-basic thuganomics Stranger: fighter? You: No I am in a homosexual rap group called the WWE Stranger: i know wwe You: yes we are pretty big You: AND SO IS MY ENORMOUS DICK Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im a female wantin to talk to horny female You: IM A HORNY MEMBER OF THE WRESTLING FIGURE FORMS CALLED WFIGS Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Oh my god! It's you! After all these years! You: Hello I am the Princess of Nigeria. Stranger: hello princess You: Send me you social and your credit card information so we can be married ina voodoo wedding You: And then you will be rich. You: And once we die of AIDS our children will be rich. Stranger: Where have you been all my life!! Stranger: I'm the god Anubis I live in the Underworld with Osiris You: I will send a private jet as soon as you send you information. You: Anubis. You: You mock me? You: THE PRINCESS OF NIGERIA?! Stranger: No, Call 1-800-YOURLIFEGOESHEREIKILLYOU You: IM GOING TO MAKE A DOLL OF YOU AND STICK IT IN A MEAT GRINDER You: Now where is that credit card information? Stranger: I'll make a doll of you and shove it up a dead donkeys ass You: Social Security? You: Please. Stranger: Okay it's 1234567890 You: I am going to die soon. I need someone to inherit my fortune You: Thank you. You: WHat is you address Stranger: Go die in a sewer Stranger: please You: I will send my Private jet to pick you up. You: Its ian Airlines You: You will ride coash like a true Prince. Stranger: I live at 783256873256342658723y59873698592385932759823758923685923462378523957329567239568326592365923759236958275923 Wall St. NY You: Thank you. Stranger: it might be difficult to locate... You: OMG I SCAMMED YOU FAGGGOT You: THERES NOT JET You: AHAHAHAHAHHA You: FAG You: STUPID FAGF You: FAG You: FAG You: STAR You: TEXAS You: RAMIREZ You: DEFEND BRGER TOWN You: OPEN FIRE You: TAKE THIS AND STAY DOWN You: CALL OF DUTY QUOTE Stranger: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT You: 4CHAN You: /b/ You: RICK ANTSLEY You: PEDOBEAR You: ETC You: ETC Stranger: MY SOCIAL SECURITY ISNT RTEALLY 1234567890 Stranger: FDJSKGHF;!!!! You: WWTTTFFFFFF Stranger: jfjrekly; ::0 Stranger: dQW45ET6OL7E3G76IL; Stranger: I LOVE YOU Stranger: You: BYE PRINCE NABU You: OR JARJAR You: WHATEVER You: IM DYING OF AIDS IVE GOTTA GO |
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Post by kotdm09 on Jan 2, 2010 3:47:15 GMT -5
Am I the only one who has gotten like 10 people who have quoted COD MW2? :l
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Post by Hurricane on Jan 2, 2010 5:41:37 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO I AM BOB You: FROM URUGUAY Stranger: hi bob You: UR A GUAY You: IM A GUAY You: WERE ALL GUAY Stranger: u needa calm down You: I CANT I JUST DRANK SOME COFFEE I IMPORTED FROM THE USA You: IM A MILLIONARE You: I IMPORT EVERYTHING You: COFFEE, FOOD, CHILDREN, CARS, VEGETABLES Stranger: i just go to wal mart Stranger: they got everything there You: ESPECIALLY CHILDREN You: WE DONT HAVE WALMART IN URUGUAY You: ONLY BOB MART You: WHICH I OWN Stranger: do u now You: YES You: HENCE THE NAME BOB MART You: BECAUSE BOB IS MY NAME You: AS I MENTIONED EARLIER Stranger: yes yes u did You: HERE LET ME PUT MY RICH UNCLE ON HERE HIS NAME IS STEVE You: HELLO I AM BOBS RICHER UNCLE STEVE WHO IS BOBS UNCLE Stranger: ok You: HOW ARE YOU You: IM STEVE You: BOBS UNCLE Stranger: i good. Stranger: i understand i dont have adhd You: HOLD ON HERES BOB AGAIN Stranger: ya god damn idiot. You: HI DID YOU TALK TO STEVE You: HES A DOUCHE BAG You: ISNT HE You: HEY DONT TLAK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT You: THAT WAS STEVE NOT BOBNJDSJDS Stranger: i think ur a skitza frentic You: STOP GRABBING THE KEYBOARD STEVDSIOSANKSD You: JKSBDVJMS ZB You: ZS You: B X You: WTF I JUST SMACKED BOB IN THE FACE WITH A COMPUTER MOUSE AND IT KNOCKED HIM OUT Stranger: whata wimp You: BRB I NEED TO GET A BUCKET OF WATER TO WAKE UP BOB You: HAHAHA HEY ITS BOB You: I FOOLED HIM You: IM NOT REALLY KOED You: WHAT A DOUCHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: oh im just filled with joy You: OH poop HES COMING BACK You: HOLD ON You: DONT SAY ANYTHING Stranger: wowza You: HAI I JUST DUMPED WATER ON BOBS HEAD BUT HE DIDNT WAKE UP You: OMG I MUSTA KILLED HIM You: 1111 Stranger: dump him in the hudson You: GOOD IDEA You: BRB You: OK DONE You: I LIVE ON THE HUDSON You: ON ONE OF THE PARTS OF THE BROKEN PLANE FROM THE PLANE CRASH AT THE HUDSON You: THEY FORGOT TO RESCUE ME Stranger: dude the hudson is in like New York You: EXACTLY You: I LIVE IN NEW YORK Stranger: do u now You: I ONLY FLY TO URUGUAY ON MY PRIVATE JET TO SEE MY DEAD COUSIN BOB You: I MEAN NEPHEW Stranger: how special You: YES I AM Stranger: special ed You: I NOW OWN BOB MART You: MUHAHAHAHA You: HE LEFT EVERYTHING TO ME You: BUAHAHAHAHA You: BOB MART WILL NOW BE CALLED STEVE MART You: BECAUSE MY NAME IS STEVE You: ITS GENIOUS Stranger: ya You: I MUST GO NOW TO BUILD MY EMPIRE You: YOU CAN BE VIUCE PRESIDENT OF URASTEVE You: JUST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO PLUS A BANK PIN You: AND THEN YOU WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT You: COUGH You: COUGH Stranger: bless ya You: GOOD BYEE Stranger: bye u idiot Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1+, that was AMAZING. |
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Post by MTH™ on Jan 2, 2010 11:27:05 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm a horny man looking for a girl.
You: I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger
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