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Post by Kliquid on Mar 5, 2010 15:40:58 GMT -5
Terrible quality, but this KILLED ME with laughter the first time I saw it:
The Sanford & Sons theme song is so hilarious. Hahaha.
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Post by Sam on Mar 5, 2010 16:16:35 GMT -5
Chief Wiggum: I didn't know I could fit in a bubble.
Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, nothing to see here, nothing to see-- OH MY GOD! A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Hey everybody look at this flaming wreckage, come on don't be shy, crowd around, just crowd around.
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Mar 5, 2010 16:24:52 GMT -5
Take em away Toys
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Post by gordon on Mar 5, 2010 16:53:06 GMT -5
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Post by DTP. on Mar 5, 2010 17:01:02 GMT -5
Artie Ziff in Homer's snore machine: "Leave him, Marge...dump him! He's a loser. *sings* Travel the world and the seven seas... I AM WATCHING, YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!"
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Post by gordon on Mar 5, 2010 17:42:14 GMT -5
Forgot this one:
Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Post by Jimmy on Mar 5, 2010 17:44:16 GMT -5
 More lemonade? Please. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2010 20:08:06 GMT -5
Forgot this one: Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: Ooh, that's bad. Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt! Homer: That's good. Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed. Homer: That's bad. Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings. Homer: That's good! Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. [Homer looks puzzled] Shopkeeper: ...That's bad. Homer: Can I go now? I totally forgot about this. I had this quote down to a science in elementary school. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2010 20:10:09 GMT -5
27!
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Post by penguin on Mar 5, 2010 20:17:52 GMT -5
Moe: Well, for starters, I have completely lost the will to live.
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Post by kimberlysghost on Mar 5, 2010 21:05:24 GMT -5
Godspeed little doodle. Kim  |
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Outplayed, Bagool.
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Post by EMINЭMツ on Mar 6, 2010 7:32:55 GMT -5
I cant rember who said it but there like "is it just me or did it just get fatter in here'
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Post by drakerko on Mar 6, 2010 8:40:26 GMT -5
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Post by lew2005 on Mar 6, 2010 12:51:26 GMT -5
Now this is my kinda thread haha.  *Homer runs out of the house naked*
Lisa: Dad, hide your shave!
Flanders: Hey Homie, I can see you doodle
Homer: Shut up Flanders
Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?
Principal Skinner: No mother!
Agnes Skinner: You sissy!
Chief Wiggum: Oh, nothing get's chocolate out... see.
Homer: And besides, everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff outta my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: and how..
Ivory Dealer: Okay i'll be here to pick up Stampy in the morning
Homer: Here's the keys
Ivory Dealer: Elephants don't have keys
Homer: Well i'll just keep these then
Newspaper Editor: We're looking for a new food critic, someone who doesn't immediately poo-poo everything he eats
Homer: Nah, usually takes a couple of hours
Homer:Can you keep the noise down I can't hear myself think...
Homer's Brain: I want some peanuts
Homer: That's better
*Homer impersonating Mr. Burns*
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office: Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
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Post by musicfan on Mar 6, 2010 13:26:55 GMT -5
AHHH DEATH!
Grandpa that's maggie
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Post by Jimmy on Mar 6, 2010 13:53:45 GMT -5
mmm...elephant fresh.
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Post by Beck on Mar 6, 2010 15:33:12 GMT -5
 Pray for Mojo.. |
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the artist formerly known as FL<O>
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Post by The Mountain King on Mar 6, 2010 17:37:34 GMT -5
Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Ralph: I ated the purple berries!
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like.. burning
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Post by Kick Your Face on Mar 6, 2010 18:19:18 GMT -5
Looking around this thread, season 4 seems to be a big favorite.
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Post by Flava Dave on Mar 6, 2010 18:58:56 GMT -5
Teacher: "Wait, I never told you how World War II ends..."
*Kids stop leaving*
Teacher: "...WE WON!"
Kids: "YAAAAAAAAA! USA! USA! USA!"
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