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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2010 8:15:46 GMT -5
Halloween episode-The Devil and Homer Simpson courtesy of Lionel Hutz Marge frets about who will defend Homer against the Devil in his upcoming trial....Hutz enters combing his hair with a fork..... "dont worry Mrs Simpson,I watched an episode of Matlock last night in a bar....the sound was down but I thnk I got the gist of it" oh  I nearly wet myself when I hear this |
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Post by apollocreed on Mar 7, 2010 14:07:50 GMT -5
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2010 15:07:14 GMT -5
Flanders: "So did you miss Marge last night?"
Homer: "Yeah, missed her about five times."
Flanders: "Haha oh, what a a charming single entendre."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2010 16:02:43 GMT -5
Bart: "Where's my elephant?"
Grampa: "They're playing the 'Elephant Song'."
Jasper: I like that song. Reminds me of elephants.
Homer: I can't let that happen, I won't let that happen, and I can't let that happen.
Kurt: So, when they find him, will they find him, or find him and kill him?
Wiggum: Oh, uh, they *rambles incoherently*
Kurt: Uh, excuse me, you didn't answer me, you just trailed off there.
Wiggum: Yes I did, didn't I?
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Post by The Mountain King on Mar 7, 2010 17:05:07 GMT -5
Chief Wiggum: [busts into door] Scum Freeze Bag! oh wait i mean freeze scum bag. you can't write this stuff! [leaves]
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Post by Erdrtyu on Mar 8, 2010 1:12:31 GMT -5
The episode where Apu has the eight(?) kids, and Marge gives him some banana bread, and later they're talking and she says;
Marge: You guys should hire a baby sitter.
Apu: And pay them with what, banana bread?
Jasper: Talkin out of turn, thats a paddlin. Starein out the window, thats a paddlin. Looking at my sandles, thats a paddlin. Paddlin the school kanoe, oh you better believe thats a paddlin.
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Post by PrideFcF on Mar 8, 2010 2:03:46 GMT -5
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my lord!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer *accusing tone* dad...
Homer: He took Bart too?! *runs to window and shouts* That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart! That wasn't parrrrrrrrrt!
Helicopter pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possi-bleye go wrong...Possi-blee go wrong...That's the first thing that's...ever gone wrong....
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Post by fattic on Mar 8, 2010 3:16:03 GMT -5
There's so many for me, I can't even begin.
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Post by Mr. PerpetuaLynch Motion on Mar 8, 2010 6:51:40 GMT -5
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my lord! Homer: Woo-hoo! Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer *accusing tone* dad... Homer: He took Bart too?! *runs to window and shouts* That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart! That wasn't parrrrrrrrrt! Helicopter pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possi-bleye go wrong...Possi-blee go wrong...That's the first thing that's...ever gone wrong.... That part with the Ivory dealer reminds me of "Bart Verses Australia. "You sold us out Conover!" And while on the subject of Bart Vs Australia, this is one of my favorites Homer: [to bartender] Hey! Give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about. [bartender puts a huge beer in front of him] Bartender: Something wrong, yank? Homer: No. It's pretty big...I guess. Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee. Bartender: Beer, it is. Marge: No, I said "coffee". Bartender: "Beer"? Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee. Bartender: Be-er? Marge: C -- O -- Bartender: B -- E -- |
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Post by Jimmy on Mar 8, 2010 14:40:47 GMT -5
MILHOUSE
WHAT
TELL BART TO COME HOME
HE'S NOT HERE. I THINK HE'S AT NELSON'S.
WHOOOO'S NELSONNNN??
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 20:19:17 GMT -5
"I heard your Dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
"Go banana!"
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Post by gordon on Mar 8, 2010 20:37:14 GMT -5
[talking about who shot Mr. Burns]
Grampa: Yeah, Smingers did it!
[Grampa is agitated]
Dr. Nick: Calm down now sir, you are going to give yourself skin failure!
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Post by Jimmy on Mar 8, 2010 23:36:16 GMT -5
IT'S A PORNOGRAPHY STORE. I WAS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY.
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Post by slappy on Mar 8, 2010 23:38:45 GMT -5
Homer: Hi Milson.
Milhouse: My name's Milhouse.
Homer: Yeah and your dad's no house.
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Post by kahnspiricy on Mar 8, 2010 23:41:48 GMT -5
Homer: Hi Milson. Milhouse: My name's Milhouse. Homer: Yeah and your dad's no house. haha |
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Post by sonstuds on Mar 8, 2010 23:56:03 GMT -5
Homer: No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.
Bart: Mom ... mom ... mom!
Marge: Huh?
Bart: What if I can get this guy off the hook? Should -- should I do it?
Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one grey December morn.
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Skinner: Well...maybe it was for the best. Now I...I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
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Lionel Hutz: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
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Post by Sam on Mar 9, 2010 14:32:48 GMT -5
Homer: "Me lose brain, uh oh."
[Everyone laughs]
Homer: "Why I laugh?"
[After getting his college degree and burning his high school diploma]
Homer: "I am the smarts, I am the smarts. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T."
[After meeting Tony Blair]
Homer: "I can't believe we just met Mr Bean."
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Post by Deadshot on Mar 9, 2010 16:12:28 GMT -5
KIPPERS FOR BREAKFAST AUNT HEEELGA? IS IT SAINT SWITHINS DAY ALREADY?
"TIS" REPLIED AUNT HELGA
Alright alright I'm going...
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Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Barney]
Barney: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [punches him out]
Moe: Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! [scoffing] Pitt the Elder...
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!! [punches Moe]
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 17:35:52 GMT -5
Otto: You're Dad was right i am a bum.
Bart: He didn't call you a bum he called you a sponge
Otto: SPONGE?! UGH, UGH.
Homer: He took Bart too? That wasn't part of the deal blackheart, THAT WASN'T PART.
Smithers: You'll have to use this to open the door. That idiot T-bor lost the key.
Comic Book Guy: Please stop banging your head on the display case please, it contains a very rare mary worth, it advised a friend to commit suicide, thankyou.
Comic Book Guy: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills, your from two different worlds. Oh i've wasted my life.
Mr Burns We couldn't leave without the bate...thing, Bathing, Bathing beauty. Yes i covered that up well.
Mr Burns: Smithers they're booing me.
Smither: No they're saying boo-urns, boo-urns.
Burns: Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?
Crowd: BOOOOO
Moleman: I was saying Boo-urns.
Snake (after car accident) - Oh i'm badly hurt.
Shelbyville homer guy: Bust in here in and take it, you must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox. ARGH
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Post by Mattie! on Mar 9, 2010 18:27:57 GMT -5
Bart: Dad isn't this stealing
Homer: no boy have you never heard if food stuff should touch the ground then that food stuff shall be passed on to the village idiot yet i dont see him around start shoveling boy.
FBI: there he is on the monkey bars try to take him alive
Millhouse: oh no not again!
later on that episode
Millhouse: I'm telling you i didnt do anything
FBI: I Don't Care!
Millhouse: ahhhhhhhhh My Glasses
Reignier wolfcastle: The Goggles they do nuffin!
so many
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