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Post by The Dave on Jan 16, 2014 22:43:59 GMT -5
No matter how many I read, tales of people soiling themselves always entertains me greatly!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2014 22:50:40 GMT -5
I already told this story before, but I crapped in a urinal one time in elementary school because someone in the stall was taking forever.
In high school I sneezed and farted in the middle of class. Embarrassing as hell
There are more, but I would get banned for sure.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 8:32:06 GMT -5
One time in junior high, we were at a drug seminar with the dogs, and everyone was talking really loud, so I tried coaxing it out. All of a sudden, the officer tells everyone to be quiet. One second later, I let out the best fart of my life. It was like a dragon shout. It was so loud that it scared one if the dogs, and it started growling at me. I was TERRIFIED.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 9:41:49 GMT -5
One of my guy friends in HS choose to pantsed me.
it was the day i decided not to wear anything underneath AWKWARD.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 10:09:42 GMT -5
On a school trip when I was in year 6 (so about 10/11), it was a trip where we went to Staffordshire for 3-4 days (and nights). Unfortunately some selfish prick brought a bug with them that made everyone ill (I think that out of the 40 of us that went, about 2 people didn't get ill). Well on the bus on the way back I literally couldn't stop shiting myself. Every 10-15 minutes I would crapmyself, I couldn't stop it, it was just pouring out like water out of a kettle. And the bus trip was about 5 hours too. How on earth it was all contained in my underwear I will never know.
Also when I was a bit older in Year 8 or 9 we were on the courts playing football. One of my friends was drinking a milkshake when the ball gets blasted at his hand, it flies out his hand at absolutely covers me in chocolate goop from head to toe. I'll never forget his face when he was checking HIMSELF to see if he had any on, only to turn around and see me drenched in the shit.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jan 17, 2014 10:10:28 GMT -5
I think I was 10 years old. My mom, my sister & I went to Holland for my aunt's wedding. I wasn't feeling too well on the plane ride over. (It was a 6 hour flight). As soon as it landed & people were leaving, I let out 2 small burps. A second later, I had a mouth full of vomit. I grabbed a barf bag & filled it up. I wasn't done. I filled up a second bag & half of a third bag before I was empty. My mom is embarrassed & starts scolding me while my sister finds the whole thing amusing. As we're going through Schipol Airport, I really need to find a bathroom. (My mom goes into this panic stricken mode whenever she's with us in big places. She thinks we're going to get lost.) She tells me we need to get our luggage first, and we have to hurry. I feel awful & can't keep up with her so I stop dead in my tracks, close my eyes & squeeze my butt cheeks together to keep the foul contained. As I feel it gurgle back into my lower intestine, she notices I'm not near her. She comes up next to me & shouts "What the hell are you doing straying from me like that!?" As soon as I heard the word "What", my bowels got scared & they evacuated. I ruined my underwear, pants, socks & shoes. I started crying out of embarrassment & being sick. I can't really remember much after this, except I had to sit on a raincoat in my uncle's car as he drove us from the airport to my Grandmother's house. We get to my Grandmother's house & I immediately run to the bathroom to clean up. Of course my mom decides to tell every one of my aunts, uncles & cousins about my predicament. I was the laughing stock of the family for the 2 weeks we were there. To this day, (33 years later) my sister will still bring it up once in a while when family comes to visit. Yeah, it was a pretty awful vacation.
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Post by J12 on Jan 17, 2014 11:14:27 GMT -5
This one isn't about me, but a close friend. He tells the story openly and isn't embarrassed by it at all. I'm not sure he was even embarrassed then, but nonetheless, people seem to like these...
We grew up together, even before kindergarten. He and I were put in the same class because, again, I was super shy and they thought it was best that I had an already established friend. He was loud and a bit of a troublemaker at the time, and certainly anything but shy.
So, anyway, we're in class one day, working on something or other, waiting for lunch. We had a substitute that day who wasn't very nice. He gets up and goes to her desk to ask to go to the bathroom. The sub says no, lunch is in less than 5 minutes, he can wait and go then. He protests, saying, "no, I really have to go." Again, she says no.
Without hesitation, he says "alright, I'll just do it right here then." She tells him to behave and go back to his seat.
He squats every so slightly and takes a dump in his pants, right there, in front of the entire class, no shame.
He got sent to the principles office and ended up being sent home for day.
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Post by wyleecyotee on Jan 17, 2014 13:01:33 GMT -5
One time in junior high, we were at a drug seminar with the dogs, and everyone was talking really loud, so I tried coaxing it out. All of a sudden, the officer tells everyone to be quiet. One second later, I let out the best fart of my life. It was like a dragon shout. It was so loud that it scared one if the dogs, and it started growling at me. I was TERRIFIED. This also happened to me, only not a good. Only in a class room but that one echoed!
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Post by TheHotshot on Jan 17, 2014 13:31:05 GMT -5
I came into school stoned the otherday (first ever time trying the green stuff. Nothing special IMO. Music sounds good though) and me and my mates were in our Business class laughing at everything (we were stoned haha). Our teacher though we were just messing about until he showed us a pic of a mutilated rabbit and we died of laughter. We got sent out, of course. But he's a good teacher and let us off with a warning.
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Post by GBGav on Jan 17, 2014 14:25:04 GMT -5
When I was 5 or 6 in a department store I pressed the button at the bottom of the escalators which performs an emergency stop. Don't really think I could comprehend embarrassment at that age but I imagine my mother and grandmother were mortified. A store worker had to come over and get it going again. Here's a tip for such department stores; Don't put a giant red button within reach of a young child. You're just asking for trouble.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 20:27:24 GMT -5
I came into school stoned the otherday (first ever time trying the green stuff. Nothing special IMO. Music sounds good though) and me and my mates were in our Business class laughing at everything (we were stoned haha). Our teacher though we were just messing about until he showed us a pic of a mutilated rabbit and we died of laughter. We got sent out, of course. But he's a good teacher and let us off with a warning. What does that have to do with being embarrassed? Also because you brought up that nonsense this epic thread is probably going to get locked.
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Post by Ben - #6 Munchie on Jan 17, 2014 21:06:42 GMT -5
Not sure if it's the most embarrassing thing I've done, but when I was about 5/6 I ran straight into a glass door at Deep Sea World On the plus side I got a free mylar balloon and shark's tooth!
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Jan 17, 2014 21:32:51 GMT -5
when I was 15 or 16.. I had a hot girl who lived less than a block away from me and for some reason found me extremely charming and hilarious. She was entertained enough by my shenanigans and tomfoolery that she allowed me to touch her where ever I wanted to, in fact. Being young and full of hormones, having an attractive young girl who held no inhibitions was a god send. Except for the fact that I didn't have a door on my bedroom. So we were only able to do anything of value if her parents (and little brother and little sister) were away, or if my parents were away. Through my junior and senior year of high school, I only went for half days, so this left the afternoon as open season whenever she could make herself available. No less than five times my mom, dad, or mom and dad walked in on us ing like rabbits who just got out of prison. The first time was probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.. But by the 5th time, it was just a "Jesus Christ, stop" from all parties involved and an awkward dinner conversation.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 21:36:31 GMT -5
And locked.
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Post by fallbrawl on Jan 17, 2014 21:50:27 GMT -5
I have a few:
One time while i was in wal-mart with my family. I told them i had to go to the bathroom and i would be back. A few mins later i came back and tired to hurry my family up but they would not listen then over the loud speaker you heard "we need a plummer to the men's restroom asap" they said this every few minutes. I have not pooped at wal-mart since.
I was sitting in the locker room one day before a football game. I knew i had to fart but i was trying to be nice and go outside. As soon as i moved it sounded like a bad muffler. My friend sitting next to me busted out laughing.
I once slip and fell on a school fieldtrip. My math teacher then said "just because it is called a fieldtrip does not mean you have to falldown".
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Post by Jamal on Jan 17, 2014 23:47:41 GMT -5
I came into school stoned the otherday (first ever time trying the green stuff. Nothing special IMO. Music sounds good though) and me and my mates were in our Business class laughing at everything (we were stoned haha). Our teacher though we were just messing about until he showed us a pic of a mutilated rabbit and we died of laughter. We got sent out, of course. But he's a good teacher and let us off with a warning. Seems to me like this is more bragging than embarrassing story.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2014 1:34:49 GMT -5
I came into school stoned the otherday (first ever time trying the green stuff. Nothing special IMO. Music sounds good though) and me and my mates were in our Business class laughing at everything (we were stoned haha). Our teacher though we were just messing about until he showed us a pic of a mutilated rabbit and we died of laughter. We got sent out, of course. But he's a good teacher and let us off with a warning. Seems to me like this is more bragging than embarrassing story. Yeah. He ruined this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2014 1:59:12 GMT -5
When I was in kindergarten I got really sick and I threw up in a text book, closed it, ran out the room, threw up in the hall as I was running, processed to the bathroom, and threw up in a urinal. As I'm sitting in the nurses office someone walks in and says there's puke in the urinal. The nurse just looked at me and I said "guess I forgot to flush". Lord I was so embarrassed. When I was in 6th grade, this girl ate lemon popcorn and threw up in my bag of chips. It was spilling out of the bag all over the table and I turned around and threw up right on my crush at the time. She threw up in the crotch of the guy next to her and eventually a puke chain started. True story.
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Post by Jack on Jan 18, 2014 2:43:10 GMT -5
Seems to me like this is more bragging than embarrassing story. Yeah. He ruined this. This was going surprisingly well....until....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2014 2:46:21 GMT -5
She threw up in the crotch of the guy next to her and eventually a puke chain started. Just got the name for my punk band.
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