Post by Fave on Jan 18, 2014 2:59:50 GMT -5
One time around age 12 i went to a water park with my two friends and older brother who drove us there. Me being the only one who couldn't swim i refused to go on the water slides or the 6ft "deep" end..anyways eventually i did go down the water slide (for some reason i felt super confused or something after the first time i went down..like i had passed out almost and woke up confused)anyways feeling super proud of myself i decided to go to the deep end (at the time)and i immediately began to drown...i tugged at every ones shoulders hoping to get some kinda help but nobody did..eventually a life guard saw me and brought me out..which was pretty embarrassing as everyone was staring at me and i just ran away to the changing rooms.
Got a detention for bringing pokemon cards to school in 3rd grade.
I walked around a whole day at the mall with somebodies sock on the hood of my sweater that i didn't notice until someone pointed it out..felt pretty stupid.
Did "things" with my gf behind a high school and ended up getting mud all over my knee's which in turn looked pretty awkward as if i had done something else and forgot my knee-pads. The ride back home on the train wasn't much fun either.
Slept over my step-brothers house. We slept on opposing couches and for some reason i was having a dream (or so i thought) in which i needed to pass gas really bad so i let it rip and i wake up terrified with wet poo dripping down my basketball shorts..i guess it was more water than anything but still embarrassing none the less.
When i was younger i'd like to pretend to fight invisible ninjas and ended up punching myself square in the jaw somehow. Hurt pretty bad too.
At my 11th birthday party i had some friends come over and one my friends decided to give me a stunner but landed on my Jakks ring with the post up his bum. Sadly the post also broke.
Fell off a trampoline once right on my face..ended up eating some dirt for breakfast.
Have tons more but they're all a bit too similar so i'll leave it at that. Funny how most of these stories have something to do with people crapping and or peeing themselves haha.
Got a detention for bringing pokemon cards to school in 3rd grade.
I walked around a whole day at the mall with somebodies sock on the hood of my sweater that i didn't notice until someone pointed it out..felt pretty stupid.
Did "things" with my gf behind a high school and ended up getting mud all over my knee's which in turn looked pretty awkward as if i had done something else and forgot my knee-pads. The ride back home on the train wasn't much fun either.
Slept over my step-brothers house. We slept on opposing couches and for some reason i was having a dream (or so i thought) in which i needed to pass gas really bad so i let it rip and i wake up terrified with wet poo dripping down my basketball shorts..i guess it was more water than anything but still embarrassing none the less.
When i was younger i'd like to pretend to fight invisible ninjas and ended up punching myself square in the jaw somehow. Hurt pretty bad too.
At my 11th birthday party i had some friends come over and one my friends decided to give me a stunner but landed on my Jakks ring with the post up his bum. Sadly the post also broke.
Fell off a trampoline once right on my face..ended up eating some dirt for breakfast.
Have tons more but they're all a bit too similar so i'll leave it at that. Funny how most of these stories have something to do with people crapping and or peeing themselves haha.
