Most embarrassing thing that happened to you

This is really only embarrassing when looking back on it, because at the time, I was never really caught.

I was unbelievably shy when I was young - as in, I had a hard time even talking to adults I wasn't extremely familiar with, particularly teachers in school.

During the first few weeks of kindergarten, despite having a few friends already and feeling relatively comfortable, I was absolutely horrified to ask to go to to the bathroom. I have no idea why, I just was. So, on a few occasions where I simply couldn't hold it, I'd piss myself, purposely, just before recess. At the time, I wore a lot of windpants. So, in other words, people couldn't see, and I'd go outside, run around for a bit, and be totally dry by the time I came back in.

I realized how ridiculous this was within a few weeks and promptly stopped. I came out of my shell entirely in the 4th grade or so and never really looked back. Makes for a ridiculous story, though.

Hm, there are so many embarrassing things that have happened to me in my life. If I have to choose one, I guess it'd be the restaurant story:

My wife and I went out to lunch with my family. Everyone from my Dad's side was there--My dad and his wife, my uncle and his, my grandparents, my brother and his wife, and even my cousin who rarely comes to these things.

The meal was fine and awkward, as most family get-together a tend to be. We all spent our time talking to our favorite person at the table and generally ignoring everyone else so as not to have to hear about my grandfather's latest prostrate problems or how my uncle's wife was attempting to get off her medication again or how she hits a pillow with a tennis racket screaming "Mommy!" because that's what her therapist told her to do. When he's there, I usually talk to my cousin about music, as we're both musicians, and that's what I did this time.

After an excruciatingly long and par-for-the-course embarrassing meal time, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. The check was coming, so everyone was wrapping up anyway.

I went to a urinal, which is somewhat uncharacteristic of me, but the bathroom was empty. That's when it hit me, a bubble in my stomach that needed to be released. So, I pushed out a fart. Only, it wasn't just a fart.

I did my best impression of a crab, scuttling to the nearest stall, trying not to make an even bigger mess than I already had. I cleaned up as best I could, but since restaurant bathrooms rarely come with a house-keeping service or, at the very least, a tub of water and a washing board, I had to settle on making a butt implant out of wads of toilet paper to keep the remnants off of me.

We said our goodbyes, mine quicker than normal, and we all shuffled off to our respective cars. I will tell you this: The hour drive home was one of the longest moments of my life. My wife didn't understand why I insisted on keeping my window down on the interstate.

Slipped over on ice-y pavement in front off everyone at a shopping centre.

I admit here, this is the truth. I pissed myself while I was sleeping a few months back. That's a true story.

Of course, I've walked into doors before.

Since I'm pretty anti-social I don't have many. But when I used to play soccer I usually played on the right midfield and would run the sides up and down for 90 minutes. By around 70-80 minutes I would have a really hard time to keep up going back and fourth alot, but my coach always wanted to push me abit extra so I could go a full 90 minutes sometime. So this time he kept me in and we were under by 2-1 in the last minutes when we got a corner, I'm pretty tall so obviously I stood there in the middle and pushed around guys and pulled the shirts and did that kind of stuff to annoy and distract them. The corner went in towards goal. Went around abit and they cleared it, but my teammate shot a volley that went towards the other corner where another teammate basically just got the ball on his leg and I was still in the penalty area, goalkeeper was down and the ball is right at my feet, open goal, a defender a good 5-6 feet from me, all the time in the world, I miss. I shoot over. I hit the bar and it goes over and out to a goalkick. I just laid down and punched the grass so hard that I broke my pinky somehow. I was so embarassed it was unbelieveable. It was a home game too so all friends and such were there and I just felt like shit. Then in the very last seconds I did the cross that my bestfriend did a great header on to make it 2-2 in the very very last seconds, sure that was good and all but I'm still not over missing that open goal, 4 years later...

I once like a picture that was like a year old...

Well when I was 13 no one was really into wrestling anymore. Once I went to the wwe aisle and they had who I was looking for(some kind of jakks hardy). I flipped and I was so happy until I saw a "popular" kid from my grade. I was embarrassed for the first 5 minutes then I said to myself what the hell and I was jumping with joy again;)

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Too many to mention; I'll just go with getting sick at dialysis (passed out/fainted, when I came to I vomitted 3x and $#!t my pants). It shouldn't have been embarrassing, since it was in a hospital of all places, but knowing the nurse who had to clean up my chair after I left - I was embarrassed about that though.

One thing I've learned in life: things are MUCH WAY Worse in your head, than they turn out to be in reality!

I have had a quite a bit of embarrassing moments but I can only remember a few.
In school I was walking in the hallways and the girl I had a crush on at the time was walking up the hall, I was going to try and talk to her but my "friend" comes, says he was going to make look like an idiot to her, I wanted to stop him so I chased him down the hall, grabbed his backpack, he ing trips and falls on the floor and since I was still holding onto his backpack, I fell to. When we both fell, we SLID down the ing hall and hit the lockers and guess who's standing there looking at me along with a crowd of people, the girl I liked. After looking at us for about 5 seconds she starts speed walking away and after I help my "friend" up he blames me for him falling and said it was my fault we looked like idiots.

I asked a girl to a school dance and she was at the dance, but every time I tried approaching her, she would run off in the other direction, she eventually left.

I was hit in the nuts with a soccer balls more times then I can remember in 4th grade due to the fact I wasn't good at it and was trying to learn.

I vaguely remember my most embarrassing moment was in 5th grade when a girl and I were flirting with each other (so I thought) and I told her that I had a HUGE crush on her and then I asked her if she liked me and she said maybe (she didn't want to hurt my feelings) and I took that as a yes, so I told all of my friends (A LOT of people which was HURRENDOUS)that she liked me, but I wanted to ask her if she liked me again to get a definite answer which was gonna be a yes (so I thought) and she told me that she didn't like me, so I was so pissed off and heartbroken and all of my friends still thought that she liked me, but I never told them that she didn't like me (LOL)