Chelsea & 99% of their fans
People who drive more than 10 MPH below the speed limit
People who drive right up my arse expecting me to go more than 10MPH over the speed limit
Cyclists in my area who go in packs and are never in single
ing file (I think this one annoys me the most)
Women who overthink and panic about small/manageable issues leading to them making stupid decisions (I'm sure men do this but I've only ever seen women do it)
Republicans
Libertarians
Champagne socialists
UKIP
Jo Brand (she's not funny at all imo)
The need for me to get an internship (this is #2, I still don't understand how 20+ companies can reject my offer of free work in return for one short reference at the end of the summer)
People who get annoyed at MP's for taking a perfectly reasonable pay rise
People who group all politicians as c*nts and refuse to acknowledge the good ones
People who rock up to the pub 2 hours after me and take my seat when I go for a piss.
How long it takes for my university to release exam results
My hair
Certain speed bumps
Pensioners who claim my generation is rude yet are often incredibly rude to me in various situations
The government ring-fencing health and
ing education over just because old people are more likely to vote (I love the NHS but it doesn't need to be protected as much as it is)
People who claim HBK was the devil yet refuse to see any of Bret Hart's moral shortcomings
Related to the one above, people who cheat in a relationship
People who live for clubbing (its fun to do a couple of times a month, I'm not wasting £100 a month going clubbing 3x a week so stop asking)
People who claim the Xbox won the console war because it outsold the PS3 in the USA, simultaneously ignoring worldwide sales figures
Atheists who will not shut the
up about it or leave religious people alone
Religious people who will not shut the
up about it or leave atheists alone
Bullsh*t football transfer rumours that get my hopes up e.g. CR7 back to MUFC
Liverpool and 99% of their fans
People who claim I should support my local team without taking on board that I have no local team
People who hate Andy Murray because "he's Scottish not British" yet love Mo Farah
Scottish people who wish to leave the UK
British people who wish to leave the EU
The way that the French and Germans act in EU politics
John Terry
People who constantly ask me what I want to do with my life
People who constantly bitch about the WWE yet continue watching (just stop watching, I did)
People who claim Rock was in it for the money
People who suck off Christopher Nolan
Karen Brady
People who don't reply to simple texts or Facebook messages
Girls who claim they want a nice guy yet are dating a dick
People who love Family Guy yet don't understand 50% of the references
People who think Frank Lampard is a saint and ignore how he was a knob to AVB
People who think its ok for me to take the piss out of my ginger friend, but that when I take the piss out of my bi friend I'm suddenly homophobic and its not a joke anymore
Barcelona and 99% of their fans
People who assume because I have a GCSE in Spanish that I am fluent (my parents do this a lot)
People who get hangovers, complain about them and then proceed to get wasted again 2 days later
People who think they're better than me because they don't drink (there is a middle ground between this and the previous one)
People who think music is sh*t because it isn't "new"
People who think music is sh*t because it is "new"
People who think I'm a nerd because I play video games other than COD and FIFA
The cast of Loose Women and the outrageous sexism that comes from them and their fans
The fact that Leonardo Di Caprio has yet to win an Oscar for best actor
The ending to Assassins Creed III
People who assume that because I study politics I want to listen to them ramble on about it for an hour in the pub
Americans who assume that all of their culture is normal and that the rest of the world is irrelevant
Hypocrites and pedantic people (I find the two often come together)
People who do not appreciate the genius of Paul Scholes (screw it, this is #1)
