Why Lesnar was not on Raw and it may not be good. UPDATED

His contract is up the day after Mania right??

Don't resign and he would have time off

It does, but I think he wants to be signed by WWE and the UFC at the same time so he can basically get paid while training by WWE.

I think it would make both companies money, but that would also require WWE to co-promote with UFC. And I don't know if Vince would want to do that.

I'm not 100% sure some were joking though. There are a few that take this a bit too serious.

You know what would fix that right up?

A Z-Pak.

To be fair, it seems like he's more blaming Brock Lesnar for being unreliable than blaming Roman Reigns. Yea, he asked why would Brock want to job to Roman, who has done nothing, but again, it seems more like he's getting on Brock for possibly walking again.

Roman Reigns made gas four dollars a gallon.
Roman Reigns sat on your bunny when you were five, and told you it ran away to a Bunny Farm.
Roman Reigns is the reason why all the rum is gone.
Roman Reigns is the reason Kim Kardashian still has a TV deal.
Roman Reigns founded ISIS.
Roman Reigns steals candy from babies.
Roman Reigns goes through 'ten item or less' lines, with at least thirty items. And he pays with change.
Roman Reigns enjoys Nickelback on a regular basis.
Roman Reigns wants disco to make a major return.
Roman Reigns waits until Sunday to cut his grass, when everyone else in his neighborhood cuts theirs on Saturday.
Roman Reigns takes the last piece of pie, every. single. time.

I finally get it. Mannnnnnn -- F*** Roman Reigns!

This is what this topic should become. And Paige pics. Because -- why not?

Roman Reigns takes dates to dinner, and always forgets his wallet.
Roman Reigns thinks Ugly Betty is better than Breaking Bad.

Roman Reigns cancelled Angel

I knew I recognised their armored vests and flak jackets from somewhere!