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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 8:45:19 GMT -5
.... Just, why?
This is the most gloriously 'McMahon' peice of booking we've seen so far in 2015. You may or may not know that during pre-PG times Vince made a thing out of making people kiss his derrière on-screen. If you didn't know that you're likely not to know that Wrestlings scripted, Xpac screwed Chyna or that Kurt Angle won a gold medal with a 'broken freaking neck'.
Vince is part Irish. Sheamus is Irish. Sheamus in a Irish-themed McMahon ego-trip gimmick match, against Vinces least favourable high-class jobber, Zolph Diggler. Just when you thought theyd all moved on from cringey crap like this..
One possible outcome, a typically blistering match between two of WWEs best, then all visuals completely ruined by Sheamus sitting on Ziggler's face against his will after a Brogue kick keeps his heel-streak alive. Do we even want to see this?!
Legit worry that Sheamus forcing unconceious superstars to peck him on the cheek may become a regular thing on our screens.
What the hell is wrong with a tables match?! Or even a bloody "Guiness on a pole" match?! "The one night a year where WWE goes extreme"? What a load of garbage.
What match stipulation would you have preferred to see? Do try to be more specific than "any".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 8:48:52 GMT -5
Brass Ring On A Pole
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 9:00:13 GMT -5
It should be a "Kiss my Heinie" match.
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Post by 5th Horsewoman on Apr 22, 2015 9:07:42 GMT -5
I'm sure whoever wins is just gonna bring out a donkey and that will be that.
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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Apr 22, 2015 9:10:22 GMT -5
How about a "Dictionary" match so Sheamus can learn that it's "Kiss My Arse" instead of "Kiss Me Arse" match.
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Post by The Future on Apr 22, 2015 9:14:01 GMT -5
A 'fella on a pole' match.
Since sheamus hates little guys so much, hang Hornswoggle over a ring post and make them have to knock him off using a kendo stick (think piñata). Whoever gets him down wins and gets to kill him.
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Apr 22, 2015 9:15:54 GMT -5
This stipulation makes no sense. This is why WWE is losing fans, because they constantly insult the intelligence of their fans. People like me who have watched for over 20 years feel like it's starting to become a waste of time at this point.
The roster is as talented now as it EVER has been. But WWE has no idea what to do with these guys.
Dean Ambrose is floundering in mid card hell.
Bray Wyatt hasn't had a good story in almost a year.
Luke Harper is being WASTED.
Dolph Ziggler is being WASTED.
Cesaro should be on his own. The man is super talented.
But no, let's have Big Show vs. Roman Reigns for the 50th time.
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Post by E N I G M A on Apr 22, 2015 9:50:08 GMT -5
A Falls Count Anywhere? No Holds Barred? Honestly I don't care, something else than 'Kiss Me Arse'...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 9:53:03 GMT -5
How about a "Dictionary" match so Sheamus can learn that it's "Kiss My Arse" instead of "Kiss Me Arse" match. This |
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Post by punksnotdead on Apr 22, 2015 9:59:43 GMT -5
So mohawk Sheamus is pretty much just bully Ryback then. But mostly just be a star.
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Post by J12 on Apr 22, 2015 10:14:28 GMT -5
I hate it, mostly because we're now supposed to take Sheamus seriously as a badass bully heel, but he's telling people to "kiss me arse" and actually having matches of the same name. Terrible.
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Post by Mr Wrestling Jr. on Apr 22, 2015 10:43:22 GMT -5
This whole thing is um.....
Well, at least we have NXT to look forward to each week. That's the only thing I can say about this.
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Post by Chip on Apr 22, 2015 11:26:26 GMT -5
a classic case of vince & co. thinking their HILARIOUS
when they are really not.
and funny too because all the guys in the company that are legit funny/talented and can make people laugh get jobbed out and treated like they are complete buffoons who have no place in wrestling.
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Post by noir on Apr 22, 2015 11:40:25 GMT -5
It's dumb, outdated, nobody wants to see it and literally any stip would be better, but....
...worst of all is that it doesn't fit these characters at all.
Sheamus' new gimmick is a welcome change. I was on board with the fun loving face for what it's worth, but he's pulled off this new Celtic warrior gimmick well. But how do you pull off having a 250lbs man with a braided beard who looks like he's decapitiated dudes with a battle axe pull down his pants and make another man kiss his pale arse cheek?? Ziggler's gimmick is beyond comprehension at this point anyway, but I thought he was the guy who was meant to look good doing stuff. How's he meant to look good and pull off the ladies man gimmick when he has Sheamus' mug smooching his bare ass??
This match does nothing for either guys. Nobody comes out of this looking good.
There's a few wrestlers who could pull this off. Axel, Santino, Ryback, J&J come to mind. Comedic characters who don't really lose anything from finding themselves in humiliating situations and can be used for a cheap laugh. For someone to honestly think this is a good idea for the direction of Sheamus and Ziggler though? Awful.
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Post by sitruC on Apr 22, 2015 11:53:59 GMT -5
If I'm honest I'd much rather have Paige vs any diva in this type of match.
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Post by Joey Cush on Apr 22, 2015 12:08:16 GMT -5
This stipulation makes no sense. This is why WWE is losing fans, because they constantly insult the intelligence of their fans. People like me who have watched for over 20 years feel like it's starting to become a waste of time at this point. The roster is as talented now as it EVER has been. But WWE has no idea what to do with these guys. Dean Ambrose is floundering in mid card hell. Bray Wyatt hasn't had a good story in almost a year. Luke Harper is being WASTED. Dolph Ziggler is being WASTED. Cesaro should be on his own. The man is super talented. But no, let's have Big Show vs. Roman Reigns for the 50th time. The talent WWE has right now is unbelievable. Its an actual sin that they choose Reigns/Big Show and eventually Rollins/Kane over some of the guys doing nothing right now. |
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Apr 22, 2015 13:25:20 GMT -5
Dumb thing to say, but the only good that could come from this is the slight possibility Bryan is injured. If he is, strip him of the title, give him time to rest. Merge the KMA match and the IC Title match and have a triple threat for the belt with Sheamus, Ziggler and Barrett.
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Post by RybackV1 on Apr 22, 2015 13:36:32 GMT -5
The Kiss My Ass segments with McMahon had this crazy buzz when watching live. You knew something was gonna happen. I sorry but I freaking loved those segments.
Now I don't know if Sheamus can be 1% as near as entertaining as Vince was with it. And his "Arse" is likely whiter than his face.
Either way I hope they actually go through and make the loser legitimately kiss the winners ass.
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Post by The Future on Apr 22, 2015 14:08:43 GMT -5
Either way, we're gonna see a man's ass...and that's not very PG.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 14:27:19 GMT -5
This idea is just dumb. It's completely idiotic. Vince is sitting there thinking oh, it's so FUNNY! It's such a great idea. Wrestling fans aren't that even that smart. Oops I mean "sports-entertainment" Wrestling doesn't exist! Vince just loves kissing ass doesn't he? Vince is an out of touch, no good, bottom feeding, trash bag of person. He needs to get out of the wrestling buisness, along with the creative team, Once all of WWE's idiots are gone, we can finally go back to proper, great, WRESTLING. No more of this stupid "sports entertainment" bull! No more kiss me ass matches or whatever the heck it is. Somebody seriously needs to get fired.
Also, think of all of the talent WWE has, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, Ziggler, etc. and Vince and the team think we would rather have Cena win againts the likes of the younger talent!
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