Lost Pages from the Vince McMahon gimmick book - Cesaro
Nov 6, 2015 10:38:44 GMT -5
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Post by T R W on Nov 6, 2015 10:38:44 GMT -5
So recently I was totally hanging out backstage at a show recently with Paige, Emma, and Bayley, and Steph. And while nosing around, I came across one of Vince's notebooks that he keeps notes in.
Here's a picture:
Anyway, I tucked it into my jacket, and brought it home. And now I am here to share with you some of Vince's gimmick ideas that have yet to come to be:
Our first subject it a section on Cesaro.
Notes from Vince:
He's too hairy. Looks like the guy from Grand Theft Auto IV. Doesn't connect with the fans. I can't remember what his first name is, so let's just go with Cesaro for the name, because the fans won't remember either. Reminds me of the guy in the track suit in the mall who always gets pushy trying to sell me jewelry and calls me buddy and bro all the time. THAT'S IT!
Have wardrobe measure out several different track suits. Keep the chest hair and wear half unbuttoned shirts to accentuate. LOTS OF GOLD JEWELRY. Check the warehouse for leftover Razor Ramon props to keeps costs down. Have his catchphrase be "Hey buddy" and "Bro." Work on t-shirt designs that look like tracksuits. Similar to a tuxedo shirt with "HEY BRO" on it. He can push jewelry on people backstage, and always be really pushy, saying "Hey buddy. Buddy buddy buddy!" and things like that. Will work great in comedy sketches. Just like those old Steve Martin sketches on SNL. HA! The art team worked up this concept pic for me. I like it.
Ran idea by Cesaro, he seemed despondent but accepting. He said a few things but I didn't understand. He's too Swiss for me. Reminds me of the hot chocolate. Swiss Miss. Perhaps he we can repackage a diva as a valet like the swiss miss girl. Fans can identify with that and will find it hilarious. See picture below for reference.
Let's put him in the Andre Battle Royal and we can start this after Wrestlemania.
Here's a picture:
Anyway, I tucked it into my jacket, and brought it home. And now I am here to share with you some of Vince's gimmick ideas that have yet to come to be:
Our first subject it a section on Cesaro.
Notes from Vince:
He's too hairy. Looks like the guy from Grand Theft Auto IV. Doesn't connect with the fans. I can't remember what his first name is, so let's just go with Cesaro for the name, because the fans won't remember either. Reminds me of the guy in the track suit in the mall who always gets pushy trying to sell me jewelry and calls me buddy and bro all the time. THAT'S IT!
Have wardrobe measure out several different track suits. Keep the chest hair and wear half unbuttoned shirts to accentuate. LOTS OF GOLD JEWELRY. Check the warehouse for leftover Razor Ramon props to keeps costs down. Have his catchphrase be "Hey buddy" and "Bro." Work on t-shirt designs that look like tracksuits. Similar to a tuxedo shirt with "HEY BRO" on it. He can push jewelry on people backstage, and always be really pushy, saying "Hey buddy. Buddy buddy buddy!" and things like that. Will work great in comedy sketches. Just like those old Steve Martin sketches on SNL. HA! The art team worked up this concept pic for me. I like it.
Ran idea by Cesaro, he seemed despondent but accepting. He said a few things but I didn't understand. He's too Swiss for me. Reminds me of the hot chocolate. Swiss Miss. Perhaps he we can repackage a diva as a valet like the swiss miss girl. Fans can identify with that and will find it hilarious. See picture below for reference.
Let's put him in the Andre Battle Royal and we can start this after Wrestlemania.
