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Post by T R W on Nov 6, 2015 10:38:44 GMT -5
So recently I was totally hanging out backstage at a show recently with Paige, Emma, and Bayley, and Steph. And while nosing around, I came across one of Vince's notebooks that he keeps notes in. Here's a picture: Anyway, I tucked it into my jacket, and brought it home. And now I am here to share with you some of Vince's gimmick ideas that have yet to come to be: Our first subject it a section on Cesaro. Notes from Vince: He's too hairy. Looks like the guy from Grand Theft Auto IV. Doesn't connect with the fans. I can't remember what his first name is, so let's just go with Cesaro for the name, because the fans won't remember either. Reminds me of the guy in the track suit in the mall who always gets pushy trying to sell me jewelry and calls me buddy and bro all the time. THAT'S IT! Have wardrobe measure out several different track suits. Keep the chest hair and wear half unbuttoned shirts to accentuate. LOTS OF GOLD JEWELRY. Check the warehouse for leftover Razor Ramon props to keeps costs down. Have his catchphrase be "Hey buddy" and "Bro." Work on t-shirt designs that look like tracksuits. Similar to a tuxedo shirt with "HEY BRO" on it. He can push jewelry on people backstage, and always be really pushy, saying "Hey buddy. Buddy buddy buddy!" and things like that. Will work great in comedy sketches. Just like those old Steve Martin sketches on SNL. HA! The art team worked up this concept pic for me. I like it. Ran idea by Cesaro, he seemed despondent but accepting. He said a few things but I didn't understand. He's too Swiss for me. Reminds me of the hot chocolate. Swiss Miss. Perhaps he we can repackage a diva as a valet like the swiss miss girl. Fans can identify with that and will find it hilarious. See picture below for reference. Let's put him in the Andre Battle Royal and we can start this after Wrestlemania.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 10:50:10 GMT -5
I like Swiss Miss girl,
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Post by E N I G M A on Nov 6, 2015 10:52:36 GMT -5
what?
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Post by marino13 on Nov 6, 2015 10:56:29 GMT -5
Vince McMahon plays GTA IV?
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Post by T R W on Nov 6, 2015 10:58:01 GMT -5
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Post by T R W on Nov 6, 2015 11:04:01 GMT -5
Vince McMahon plays GTA IV?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 11:12:27 GMT -5
Apparently, Dave Meltzer is reporting they may be plans for a "Swiss cheese" gimmick if the Swiss Miss one doesn't get over.
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Post by theoutlaw1999 on Nov 6, 2015 11:22:32 GMT -5
You stole Vince's book!
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Nov 6, 2015 11:58:12 GMT -5
I love this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 12:10:38 GMT -5
Hang on...you were hanging out with Paige and you didn't get her number for me? I am hurt!
Seriously this thread is fantastic.
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Post by K5 on Nov 6, 2015 12:31:16 GMT -5
see? clearly cesaro has been given the character of a lifetime and it's only his own personal shortcomings that keep him from connecting with the audience! this character has endless potential.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Nov 6, 2015 12:47:23 GMT -5
I like post-admin TRW.
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Post by T R W on Nov 6, 2015 14:12:04 GMT -5
see? clearly cesaro has been given the character of a lifetime and it's only his own personal shortcomings that keep him from connecting with the audience! this character has endless potential. He just needs to reach for that brass ring!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 14:14:14 GMT -5
We need more joke threads like this. It's not spam, it's fun.
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Post by marino13 on Nov 6, 2015 14:26:00 GMT -5
Vince McMahon plays GTA IV?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 14:30:50 GMT -5
Meltzer both confirms and denies this.
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Post by The Yes Man on Nov 6, 2015 14:35:02 GMT -5
Hang on...you were hanging out with Paige and you didn't get her number for me? I am hurt! Seriously this thread is fantastic. Why would he give you his wife's number?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 14:38:05 GMT -5
Hang on...you were hanging out with Paige and you didn't get her number for me? I am hurt! Seriously this thread is fantastic. Why would he give you his wife's number? Because sharing is caring.
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Post by A-Rob on Nov 6, 2015 14:42:01 GMT -5
Those God damn dirt sheet writers, pal.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 15:15:30 GMT -5
I love you more when you're not an admin.
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