Light The Fuse. Box Like Kangaroos DYNAMITE: 01/19/2022
Jan 19, 2022 13:47:43 GMT -5
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Post by bWo on Jan 19, 2022 13:47:43 GMT -5
The Entertainment & Sports Arena in Washington is home to D D D D D (slap in the head) DYNAMITE.
CM Punk vs Shawn Spears. I still can't believe what they did to Punk last week. More confusing is they've thrown him right in the middle of MJF and Wardlow's collapse. Am I supposed to care about Punk - MJF? Punk wanting another shot at Wardlow? Wardlow and MJF? And of course Shawn Spears will be there to get involved in all of those scenarios because........ Because.
Mixed tag match between Adam Cole and Britt Baker vs Orange Cassidy & Kris Statlander. I've had my Orange Cassidy fill. I'd prefer he just live on youtube now. Making other wrestlers go along with his schtick has grown old. I thought it was awesome last week when Statlander got in Cole's face and Britt came out to defend him. I can't wait for Kenny Omega to come back wondering why the hell all these people are in his group?
Lee Johnson and Brock Anderson vs FTR. This better be an ass whoopin.
House of Black vs The Varsity Blondes. This better be an ass whoopin.
Serena Deeb vs Skye Blue. They're really giving Deeb a lot of TV time lately. This match should resemble what it looks like when people feed guppies to their pet piranhas. I'm guessing Shida makes an appearance afterwards.
Sting & Darby Allin vs The Acclaimed. This will be Max Castor's best rap to date. Sting and Darby are the bigger names, but I'd like to see The Acclaimed steal one here.
Covidy Rhodes returns to talk about the idea they had with the interim TNT Championship. Cody should have just given the belt to his Dustin to defend. The belt is still his, but his brother is defending it because he can't. Dustin can lose. Cody can come back and demand a re-match. Even though it was his decision to allow Dustin to defend the belt, he could act like he didn't lose. He could have questioned Sammy's heart/balls etc. It's a total heel move that he could have could smoothly rolled with right now. When he goes full heel he could even lay waste to Dustin for losing HIS title.
Or they could just have an interim Championship for 2 whole weeks. That's really interesting stuff..........................
Jeeeooooooooooooooooon Moxley Returns. Pop of the night right here. Wild thing is going to be BLASTING. Are they going to open the show with this and blow the roof off immediately? Or will they save it for the end to keep people glued to their seats? Will this just be a welcome back? Or will someone will be coming out to test Mox's new found self?
CM Punk vs Shawn Spears. I still can't believe what they did to Punk last week. More confusing is they've thrown him right in the middle of MJF and Wardlow's collapse. Am I supposed to care about Punk - MJF? Punk wanting another shot at Wardlow? Wardlow and MJF? And of course Shawn Spears will be there to get involved in all of those scenarios because........ Because.
Mixed tag match between Adam Cole and Britt Baker vs Orange Cassidy & Kris Statlander. I've had my Orange Cassidy fill. I'd prefer he just live on youtube now. Making other wrestlers go along with his schtick has grown old. I thought it was awesome last week when Statlander got in Cole's face and Britt came out to defend him. I can't wait for Kenny Omega to come back wondering why the hell all these people are in his group?
House of Black vs The Varsity Blondes. This better be an ass whoopin.
Serena Deeb vs Skye Blue. They're really giving Deeb a lot of TV time lately. This match should resemble what it looks like when people feed guppies to their pet piranhas. I'm guessing Shida makes an appearance afterwards.
Sting & Darby Allin vs The Acclaimed. This will be Max Castor's best rap to date. Sting and Darby are the bigger names, but I'd like to see The Acclaimed steal one here.
Covidy Rhodes returns to talk about the idea they had with the interim TNT Championship. Cody should have just given the belt to his Dustin to defend. The belt is still his, but his brother is defending it because he can't. Dustin can lose. Cody can come back and demand a re-match. Even though it was his decision to allow Dustin to defend the belt, he could act like he didn't lose. He could have questioned Sammy's heart/balls etc. It's a total heel move that he could have could smoothly rolled with right now. When he goes full heel he could even lay waste to Dustin for losing HIS title.
Or they could just have an interim Championship for 2 whole weeks. That's really interesting stuff..........................
Jeeeooooooooooooooooon Moxley Returns. Pop of the night right here. Wild thing is going to be BLASTING. Are they going to open the show with this and blow the roof off immediately? Or will they save it for the end to keep people glued to their seats? Will this just be a welcome back? Or will someone will be coming out to test Mox's new found self?