Post by xtremefate on Apr 28, 2007 1:29:01 GMT -5
MCMAHON DEAD
Famed wrestling promotor Vincent Kennedy McMahon, 60, was declared dead this morning.
McMahon Jr, son of Vincent J. McMahon, died after son Shane accidently popped some ecstacy tablets in his early morning whiskey pick-me-up, resulting in McMahon suffering multiple heart-attacks.
He was rushed to Kevin Nash Infirmary in Showtime City (God knows why, when Greenwich Hospital was just a few blocks away) but revival attempts all failed.
Shane would not comment fully after the tragic accident, only saying that his dear fathers' last words were, 'Life sucks, and then you....ugh.'
Vince's wife Linda would not comment on the situation, and instead went about finding a replacement as chairperson of the family company (World Wrestling Entertainment). Insiders say that Mrs.McMahon is not keen on either son Shane or daughter Stephanie taking over.
No wrestlers could be reached for comment, except for Vince's son-in-law, called Triple H in wrestling circles, who issued a statement to the media.
A long-winded, drawn-out statement. Here are the highlights.
"It's BULLSHIT.
"Vince McMahonahhhhh, I don't care if you're my fatherrrr, the fact is, you've done thisaaa....to take THE SPOTLIGHT FROM ME-AAAHHHH! It's not going to WORKAAAAHH!
"Many people have tried to do this, but the fact remainsaaaahhh, Vince, dead or alive, no-one can play this game and win! Especially dead.
"Just ask Katie Vick.
"Despite this blatent attempt at limelight stealing, I, Triple H, will remain on top of this company as the franchise! You can't beat me Vince McMahon!! You can't beat meeeeeaahhhh!"
Needless to say, the loss of the chairman of the biggest sports entertainment company in the world will have a major affect on the industry.
It all hinges, perhaps, on who work-horse Linda drafts in to take over.....
Famed wrestling promotor Vincent Kennedy McMahon, 60, was declared dead this morning.
McMahon Jr, son of Vincent J. McMahon, died after son Shane accidently popped some ecstacy tablets in his early morning whiskey pick-me-up, resulting in McMahon suffering multiple heart-attacks.
He was rushed to Kevin Nash Infirmary in Showtime City (God knows why, when Greenwich Hospital was just a few blocks away) but revival attempts all failed.
Shane would not comment fully after the tragic accident, only saying that his dear fathers' last words were, 'Life sucks, and then you....ugh.'
Vince's wife Linda would not comment on the situation, and instead went about finding a replacement as chairperson of the family company (World Wrestling Entertainment). Insiders say that Mrs.McMahon is not keen on either son Shane or daughter Stephanie taking over.
No wrestlers could be reached for comment, except for Vince's son-in-law, called Triple H in wrestling circles, who issued a statement to the media.
A long-winded, drawn-out statement. Here are the highlights.
"It's BULLSHIT.
"Vince McMahonahhhhh, I don't care if you're my fatherrrr, the fact is, you've done thisaaa....to take THE SPOTLIGHT FROM ME-AAAHHHH! It's not going to WORKAAAAHH!
"Many people have tried to do this, but the fact remainsaaaahhh, Vince, dead or alive, no-one can play this game and win! Especially dead.
"Just ask Katie Vick.
"Despite this blatent attempt at limelight stealing, I, Triple H, will remain on top of this company as the franchise! You can't beat me Vince McMahon!! You can't beat meeeeeaahhhh!"
Needless to say, the loss of the chairman of the biggest sports entertainment company in the world will have a major affect on the industry.
It all hinges, perhaps, on who work-horse Linda drafts in to take over.....
CURRENT ROSTERS: 14 February 2005
Expect the rosters to change at any time.
WWE Raw
Raw Manager: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin
WWE Champion:
1.John Cena
2.Kurt Angle (bt. John Cena at Unforgiven)
3.Microsoft Matt (bt. Kurt Angle at Survivor Series)
Intercontinental Champion:
1.Carlito
2. Shelty B.Ware (bt. Carlito, Stone Cold Cup 2nd round)
World Tag Team Champions:
1.Rosey and The Hurricane
2.The Outsiders (bt. Rosey & Hurricane on Raw)
Mr. Money In The Bank:
1.Edge
2.Todd 'The Grish' Grisham (stole contract during Matt v Edge Ladder match, Unforgiven)
3 N/A (Grisham cashed it in, and lost.)
Commentators:
Jim Ross, The Coach and 'Macho Man' Randy Savage
Main Roster:
Triple H
Jeff Jarrett (LEFT for TNA)
Badd Ass Billy Gunn (LEFT for TNA)
Road Dogg (LEFT for TNA)
Kevin Nash
Scott Hall
Eric Bischoff
The Giant
Kurt Angle (Retired)
Eric Angle (Released)
John Cena
Chris Jericho
Diamond Dallas Page
Carlito
The Immoral Hulk Hogan
Shawn Michaels
Kane w/ Brooke Hogan
Rob Van Dam w/ Bill Alfonso
Edge w/ Lita
Microsoft Matt
Smark Henry
Ric Flair (Retired)
The Birdman Shelty B. Ware
The New Age Bashams (Badd Ass Danny Basham/The Road Doug)
Chavo Guerrero
Rene Dupree
Rob Conway (Released)
Gene Snitsky
Sean Morley
Antonio
Romeo
Tyson Tomko (Released)
Viscera
Todd 'The Grish' Grisham
Divas:
Trish Stratus
Victoria
Candice Michelle
Torrie Wilson
Maria
Lilian Garcia
Back-Up:
Muhammad Hassan w/ Daivari
Jerry Lawler (Released)
Eugene (Released)
Teams/Stables:
nWo:DX (Bischoff, The Giant, The Outsiders, John Cena, Triple H, The Bashams)
The Heart-Throbs (Romeo/Antonio)
WWE SmackDown!
SmackDown! Manager: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
World Heavyweight Champion:
1.Batista
2.Mark Callaway (bt. Batista at Jingle Hell!)
United States Champion:
1.Chris Benoit
2.Eddie Guerrero (beat Benoit & Orton in Triple Threat, on SmackDown)
WWE Tag Team Champions:
1.The Legion of Doom 2005
2.MNM (won fatal four-way, Jingle Hell!)
WWE Cruiserweight Champion:
1.Paul London
2.The Hurricane (bt. London on SmackDown)
3.Shawn Michaels (bt. Hurricane at The Rumble)
Main Roster:
Mark Callaway
Batista
John Bradshaw Layfield
Eddie Guerrero
Bob Sapp w/Orlando Jordan
Heidenreich
Chris Benoit
Randy Orton
Booker T
Christian
Planet Stasiak
Rey Mysterio
Joey Mercury
Johnny Nitro
Juventud
Psychosis
Super Crazy
Simon Dean
Paul London
Billy Kidman
William Regal
Paul Burchill
Nunzio
Kid Kash
Tajiri
Hardcore Holly
Funaki
Steven Richards
Divas:
Melina
Christy Hemme (LEFT)
Stacy Keibler
Alexis Laree
Beth Pheonix
Angel Williams
Back-Up:
Deuce Shade
Johnny Swinger
Sylvain Grenier
Teams/Stables:
MNM (Mercury/Nitro/Melina)
Booker T and Chris Benoit
The English Gentlemen (Regal/Burchill)
The Mexicools (Crazy/Psychosis)
The Cruisers (All cruisers, inc. Chavo and HBK)